Poop guns

The thing is, knowing /k/, I'm sure that some actually do this.

>>34432600
Are you a noguns?? Almost every gun owner does this, if for no other reason than to play with it while pooping (between shitposts for me)

>>34432604
This, sometimes I even bring a second gun so I can practice field stripping one while having another there loaded and ready.

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>>34432604
I am actually a nogun. I come here as a naturalist. The American gun culture fascinates me.

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>>34432614
Chuckled at the photo.

Once you own a gun, you'll understand. They are hugely interesting mechanical devices, as well as works of art. Learning their machinations; how to strip and rebuild them, practicing your handling and firing... All of it is very enlightening and zen-like especially in a peaceful place like the crapper.

Hope you can join us someday.

>>34432600
I fire my shits up into the air and use them for target practice.

>>34432609
My fav board

I take my 870 to shitter all the time to just manipulate.

>>34432587
>be me and live in house with 3 roommates
>all enjoy guns and shoot
>none own guns though
>so I woke up late one day around 10 am
>heard no noise and assumed everyone was at work
>decide fuck it and grab my ar15 and head to take my morning poop
>I partially disassemble it while pooping
>finish my shit
>leave
>as I head out the bathroom door I run into one of my roommates
>"why did you bring a gun into the bathroom with you? That's weird man"
>I looked him dead in the eye
>"pooping gun"
>"pooping gun?"
>"pooping gun"
None of them ever questioned my pooping gun again

>>34432600

On a serious note, shit always goes down when you least expected.

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>>34432600
>normalfags

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>>34432587
>Update
OP here, I actually took my AES10b to poop with me for this post. Also completely refurbished it from whence i purchased it. Previous owner made it look retarded. Pic related.

>>34432587
I don't poop

>>34432632
Seconded

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>>34432702
this was the unfortunate situation it was in when i purchased it.

Broke off the welded on thread protector, added slant brake

refinished handguards and clubfoot, added clubfoot, threw away whatever the fuck was on it previous.

added drum because obvious reasons

Muuuuuch better.

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>>34432702
>That stock

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>>34432702
nice big WASR, but that baby needs a proper top loading drum

pic related
it's my small WASR

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>>34432720
Its beautiful

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>>34432720
I bought the particular drum because it was also romanian. Figured its only right that it has its same country of origin.

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>>34432587
SHITPOST!

>>34432678
Shouldn't you expect shit in this situation?

>>34432704
Mister Kim Jong Un please go and stay go

>>34432678
which is why I carry an extra pair of pants everywhere

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>>34432890
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>>34432716
NH?

>>34432587
>>34432609
>>34432660
>>34432677
>>34432702

I'm with you bros, I always take a long gun when I shit.

My thinking is that I'm most likely to be distracted while shitting, as opposed to tooth brushing or urination, because pooping takes some effort and concentration and then there is the typical logistics of cleaning up.

Anyway I figure I can recover faster and better with a long gun than a handgun. Figure if it goes down and theres bad guys in my house and I'm in the toiler, the family is going to follow the plan and take defensive positions. They'll call out to me that it is on (no not going to share our code word online), so I'll roll off the toilet into prone and start low cadence firing 4 seconds after the call. We have a line painted around the inside of the trailer that everyone needs to stay below, and I figure with a long gun I'm much more able to keep all shots above the line.

So yes it'd be an SKS or once I save up an AK for my poop gun.

I dont want poop particles on my gun...

>>34432730
my drum is Romanian too
yours is commercial based on a Chinese design

the surplus Romanian drums are top loading based on the Russian design

>>34432587
>Tactically Shitting
Oh for fuck's sake.

>>34432587
A long barrelled RPK style AK variant wouldn't have been my first choice for a CQB firearm.

Nice ranch defence rifle, mate.

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>>34432587

>>34433548
Scoff all you want, but you'll be sorry when BLM kicks in your door for state-mandated enrichmnent and you're dropping a deuce without any protection

Not anymore, someone nabbed my poo gun right out of the holster one time and ran off. From what I hear it isn't an uncommon problem for /k/

>>34433652
Forgot your trip callum

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>not having a dedicated bathroom gun

>>34433054
>that foregrip placement

>>34432600
wow dubs why would i have a gun when i am most vulnerable, next thing you people will suggest keeping one in the nightstand!

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>>34432600
2000+17
Not having a shitting gun

>>34432614
Wherever you live, in your contemporary history has even one person been killed in a home invasion? That's why we poop with a gun, anon. We have the choice, and it would be a stupid choice not to make.

I've stashed a .22 revolver inside the medicine cabinet just in case

>>34432587
Why would i ever take a gun there? I don't live in ShartinMartistan, i have no fear that someone would ever manage to break into my house.
But if he somehow manages to do that it won't matter anyway, because i'll be dead from the massive explosion needed to go thru my 35 cm thick reinforced concrete walls and 3-layer, 1mm this high strength steel door.

>>34433094
>a line painted around the inside of the trailer that everyone needs to stay below
lost

>>34433576
Quite appropriate - shitty pistols for a shitty situation.

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>mfw dropping a duiker and realizing I don't have my poopgun

>>34434506
In case a rabbit slips in?

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Im going to do some rating.

>>34432587
awesome for the zulu onslaught.
Probably a little unwieldy when your wiping and you have to shoot with one hand.
>8/10

>>34432716
eww, you are doing gods work.

>>34432720
one that latch and open from the back are best.

>>34432740
you get to poop and be a little differnt.
>6/10

>>34433054
you need a picture from the pooper to participate

>>34433476
poop particle are everywhere.

>>34433576
anon, please dont shit in your pants
>4/10

>>34433680
>6/10

>>34434433
7/10

>>34434454
Fine gun, my buddy has one in .44 magnum.
Best poop guns ive had the opportunity to shoot.
8/10

>>34432600
yep, i watch houses for people from time to time when they are out of town. I just walk around the house with my gun.

House im staying at the moment has been robbed twice.

>>34432614
Plenty of gun owners i know have atleast one gun stage in their bathroom just in case.

>>34433094

>a line painted around the inside of the trailer that everyone needs to stay below

Oh my sweet Jesus

I love you all komrades

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>>34432587
Reporting

>>34432719
Shut your whore reaction folder, RPD a best AK variant.

>>34434779
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA, OH MY LAWD.

>AT FIRST I WAS LIKE
"Fucking degenerate smoking dope"
>THEN I NOTICED THE GUN
"decent i guess, i wonder if he runs drills switching those mags around"
>THEN I NOTICED THE GUT AND LEGS
at which point i started to throw up while laughing. Thats is some impressive body hair.

you Swarthy fuck.

>>34432710
Thirded.
Join us anon.
Join us

>>34434704
You're a fucking faggot and no one cares about your ratings.
>0/10

>>34434779
Anon go get a wax, that can't be comfortable

>>34434848
>rustled.

>>34433094
>Roll off the toliet into prone
Drawfags please I need a visual

>>34433576

i dare you to pull the red smoke pin

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>he doesn't shit with a premium $1.1k imported side folding bulgarian ak74

>he trusts his life to a puny 9mm

>he doesn't take into account that at least one wall needs to be breached by his suppressive fire

It's like you don't even care about self defense

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>>34433094

>roll off the toilet into prone

>>34432587

Just pooped. Had a VMAC with me.

>>34432600

Absolutely. Not going to be on the news dead with my pants down. They'll think I got raped.

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>>34433094

>>34432614
>Tfw my niece has gotten better at counting ever since I let her count bullets with me.

>>34432600
that's what your dick is for
>>34432719
what's your issue with it?

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Odd angle makes my legs look tiny

>>34432716
wow good job you replaced a stock and a magazine
real complete refurb job

I usually take either an Ithaca Model 37 featherlight, or just my 1911 with me.

It's always seemed strange to me that people are shocked by the idea of a poop gun. I explain it to them this way:

"Do you believe that it is right to use lethal force to defend yourself from an attack?"
"Yes."
"Do you believe that such an attack could occur in your home?"
"Yes."
"Do you believe that keeping a firearm in your home, then, is a fair way to prepare for such a possibility?"
"Yes."
"Then why could I not be attacked in my bathroom? Do you believe that invaders would stop just because I was pooping?"

>>34433094
>current year
>not carrying a briefcase full of rifleplates to the shitter so your wife has time to set up her rifle and kill the assailant

>>34435781
fuck off sam

>>34432740
>Dude reads gun clips while he shits

I like you.

>>34434704
No one cares about your opinion, faggot

>>34434832
What a ride

>>34432636
>Trap Shitting

>>34435872
>>34434848
same fag.

>>34436219
>more than one people couldn't possibly call me out on my unwarranted shitty opinions
Also it's "samefag", newfag.

>>34432600
If course I bathroom carry. Like I'm gonna take the chance of a nigger breaking in on me while I'm trying to shit. No way I'm going to die like that.

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>>34433094

>We have a line painted around the inside of the trailer that everyone needs to stay below

That's my /k/

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>>34432632
>tfw chrons disease
>pooping is painful or uncomfortable most of the time
>tfw no zen

>>34432614
>$53 cash
>$1400 worth of paperweights
>$1.50 dinner
spotted the nigger

>>34434704
>you need a picture from the pooper to participate
That is where i poop

>>34435869
I understood this reference

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I always take a gun pooping, what gun depends on what I want to play with and/or clean while on the toilet

>>34434832
I have no delusions about what makes me happy.

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I refuse to shit without a gun in my hands

>>34432587
>not having a hi-point in a plastic bag inside the toilet's water tank

>>34437880
With the added benefit of using half as much water per flush

>>34435781
god, you are so white

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>>34432600
You're saying you dont?

>>34435827
and restained and varnished, and clearcoated all the wood dickface.

>>34438734
nice panties, princess

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>>34432587
I may not be pooping, but I definitely have a gun with me at the fap station

>>34439507
OP here,

Seeing my bathroom door on someone elses screen is super weird.

Also, I appreciate your level of foot control in a totally heterosexual, non-foot-fetish kinda way.