what country has the worst uniforms?

I despise those IDF Chef Boyardee hats

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Maybe not the worst, but China has some retarded camouflage patterns. Some are questionable, like the all brown Tibetan camo, but then you have full retard stuff, like paratroopers having blue camo with white clouds on it, or firefighters having flame orange camo. Marines have that famous blue camo, which is actually based on the paint used inside ships, so if they brush against wet paint it gets hidden by the pattern, and it's bright enough that you can still easily see them if they fall overboard, unlike the US Navy uniform. All that is nice, but it kind of looses it's purpose when they apply it to armored vehicles and shit.

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Yemen, by far

>Live in a black earth rocky place
>uses an average clown uniform

>>34423189
USA

>>34423211
Jesus christ it's like they're wearing leopard pyjamas.

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>>34423211
reminds me of that tiger camo used by Indonesian death squads. Are these guys soldiers or paramilitary?

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>>34423211
I've never anyone wearing that and neither have you. Let that sink in for a second.

>>34423212
I'm inclined to agree regarding that light grey pattern.

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>>34423220
kek

>>34423189
Why is that ak so short?

>>34423252
Bigger fireball = more powerful.

>>34423252
Byuba got his hands on it.

>>34423211

It's supposed to make the enemy laugh so hard they suffocate. No one knows whether it works, as none have ever survived the sight of their uniforms.

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>>34423252
idk

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So they got their shit together now but jesus christ.

What were they thinking.

>>34423290
wtf ? why the magazine is so big ??

is this even an Ak-47 ?

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But digital patterns are the future anon

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>>34423334
It's a double stack AK mag

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>>34423211

Are they fucking sponsored by Cheetos or something?

>>34423335
wouldn't be my strangest blowjob, but still, man...

>>34423334
>is that even an ak-47
don't trigger /k/.
>why is the magazine so big.
it's two magazines taped together.

ACU, obviously.

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>>34423211

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>>34423334
>>34423342

it isn't a double stack, it's literally just two mags taped together

FYI: Black doesn't blend in with anything.
Probably the worst color to pick for any gear.

>>34423721
technically it's also double-stack.

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>>34423769

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>>34423755
Gaza is one of the densest packed places on earth, not much natural terrain to hide in. Their uniforms are for visibility in peacetime. nowadays they'll mostly wear camo fatigues and just the black balaclava if they're going into actual combat.

>>34423553
Hey, at least that's the color of an actual Cheetah, not Artificial Cheese Orange

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>>34423189
Idk, I actually like the Israeli aesthetic of combining 70's through 90's surplus with newer and advanced tech.

>>34423211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1eswGrkMU8

>>34423211
yabba dabba doo!

>>34423310
the placebo effect...
It doesn't work, but the brass says it does, so it must work, right?

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whelp

>>34424102
>When one of the printer cartridges is out of ink

>>34423209
>firefighters having flame orange camo.
But
But why?

Do they think they're going to sneak up on the fire or something?

>>34423823
they kinda look like FARC

>>34425456
Maybe it's just for parades or moral?

>>34423222
"Vigilantes" that are paid and given weapons by the government

>>34424385
kek

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>>34423208
It doesn't necessarily look bad, but the IDF just reuses 60's-era uniforms for no reason.

>>34426650
it looks pretty bad mate.

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>>34423189
Shit comparison desu

>>34424102
I love the Arab red neck 2nd from the right top row.

>>34426988
Tactical skirts

>>34427075
>Some pencil-pusher swaps the codes for male and female Class As by accident
>Brass won't admit the fuckup
>pic related.

>>34423342
>Double stack
...Double stank.
...Double steak
...Double snatch magazine.

>>34423211
Fleenstones?

>>34426650
A E S T H E T I C

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>>34423966

>>34423290
It's like a 7.62 krink. What the fuck.