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>>34423090
Australia is in Europe idiot

The easiest way is to go through NZ, that's how all the shitskins get into Australia. But why would you want to?

>>34423098
/thread

>>34423098
I think you mean Austria there honcho.
Austria is indeed on the continent of Europe
Australia is across an ocean on its own continent that is NOT Europe.

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>>34423112
Austria is an island not a continent you mongoloid.

>>34423112
Pfft, learn to geography faggot.

>>34423090
Go up to any recruiting office and call the highest ranking officer there a poofter, drink 2 pints of VB out of your shoe in 10 seconds (if you're wearing thongs you can request a shoe be brought in) and smoke an entire pouch of White Ox during your interview.

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>>34423098
this desu

also fuck off we're full

this is why you need to stay in school kids. don't be a dipshit like>>34423112

>>34423098
>American education

>Be Austrian
>Go to Australia
>Enlist
>Show ID
>"Oh yeah, there's a typo in my passport sir"
>Get accepted
>Mission accomplished

You can thank me later

>>34423090
The currently have a 2 year waiting time on INFANTRY due to budget cuts.

So odds are you will not even get a look in.

>>34423178
>uneducated education

>>34423184
Yeahnah.
Not budget cuts, overstocked.
RAInf has a coupla hundred surplus old farts who arent retiring clogging up the pipeline to promote, so there's no spaces at the bottom to recruit.
>unless you're a token chick abbo or muzzo - or all three

>>34423090
Why would you want to join the Australian army? Why not join something more advanced like the USMC? They have something called "naturalization through military service". Just curious why a European would give a crap.

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>>34423178
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest
Edumacate yourself

>>34423184
>budget cuts

You know nothing, faggot.

>>34423122
It IS a continent, retard.

>>34423561
Then what is it?

>>34424499
Basically>>34423289
Too many crusty WO1&2s with busted knees and no skills other than being reggieveggies, so no prospects on the outside.
Thats why we invented DFRDB in the 70s to clear them out onto the pension at 20years. Now they are in MSBS and cant get a pension until theyre over 60.

>>34423389
I never realized how much Australia looks like a Derringer before.

Immigrate here (but don't cus we're full) go to recruiter, tuck your dick between your legs and make sure to identify as an aboriginal muslim transgender woman and get ready for a promotion in a year.