shit just hit the fan at jurassic park. all fences and power

>>34421820
The last gun I touched was fingerfucking a SCAR 17S so I'm still super fucked but I could reasonably hold a tight corridor.

>>34421820
>a 10/22
god fucking dammit

>>34421854
You may as well kill yourself

>>34421820
Ar15 a2 with bipod and scope
I don't think 5.56 is gonna be enough for this.

>>34421867
it's all about shot placement my man

>>34421870
just climb a tree and hope for the best anon

>>34421820
>innapark with a fal
I feel pretty confident and sure I won't be taking out any T-rexs.
side note would be able to loot stuff in the park?

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>>34421854
Have fun being raptor food, faggot. I'll make sure to comfort your GF after I survive The Happening At Dino Island with-
>pic related
Oh, shit

The last gun I touched was my dick and its all I fuckin need. Get me some jurassic poon. I'll be tapping scaly bitches harder than the meteor that ended the triassic. All they need is me to fill the gaps in their DNA, you get me motherfuckers?

>>34421939
>tfw no dinosaur gf
why live

MAS 49, I could certainly do worse.

4" barrel ruger gp100, if it can kill bears it can kill lizards in similar size.

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>>34421939
>becoming the alpha

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>>34421939

>>34421820
G20 ,10mm. Pretty gud. Go to kitchen, make a wedge, wedge steel doors shut. Achillobator giganticus can suck my dick.

>>34421820
14" barrel Benelli SuperNova. I'll probably die to a big dinosaur but anything raptor or smaller might become dinner.
>inb4 clever girl

>>34421820
My ccw beretta 92fs. FUCK!

>How fucked are you?
I'm posting from the toilet, so I'd say pretty fucked.

>>34421820
Savage Mk II .22lr. All I did was move it though... What about the last gun I shot today? Give me a chance OP!

>Chink SKS with bayonet
At least I can stick them with the pointy end.
Would 7.62x39 be effective against smaller dinos like Raptors?

>>34422038
>Would 7.62x39 be effective against smaller dinos like Raptors?

you bet. you'd be able to put down Rexy with it too.

>>34421820
Winchester 94 30-30.
Could be worse

>>34422038
7.62slav is effective against elephant, rhinoceros, and hippo, in sufficient quantity. I hope you've been practicing with your stripper clips.

>>34421820
AK-74, I'll probably be alright.

>>34422000
you got your shit straighten out

>>34422025
when you gotta go...you gotta go

>>34422034
you touch
you use

>>34421820
as far as I can remenber, a 9mm beretta

.22 caliber starter pistol

>>34421820
Svt-40
Well its certainly not the worst option. Kill me some dinos with good ol Russian pills.

30-06. Not worried.

>>34422038
Same. Hey man it ain't a 308 battle rifle but at least it ain't a 10/22 amiright?

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>>34421820
Kinda screwing us everyday carry guys, op. All the basement dwellers fondling their rifles and shotguns have a better chance.

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>>34422127
well you could be a man instead of carrying a ladysmith, fag.

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>>34421820
>Vepr in .308 with a 3-9x40 Leupold and a case of ammo
YEEHAW HERE WE GO

>>34422136
>I don't mind if my only weapon misfires the one time I need it.
Men carry revolvers.

>my pop's Tikka T3 lite in 7mm08 with suppressor and Swarovski glass
I'm so fucked

>>34422219
>I dont mind if i cant get a good grip without tiny woman hands because of side blast
Real operators use Glock brand Glock

>>34422219
>revolvers are more reliable than pistols

yankee marshall pls go take care of your wife's son!

>>34421820
SCAR 17 with a can and an S&B short dot. I can be okay with that

>>34421820
>VEPR 12
I finger fucked it at a shop

Thank god it can shoot Sabot slugs. Can it shoot Magnum loads?

>>34422226
>7mm-08
>bad

That round can fuck over Big Elk and Caribou. You're good dude

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>>34422229
>Real operators use Glock brand Glock
Wrong

>>34421820
>How fucked are you?

I am literally in paradise. I wish to have the trophies of all of the big 5 dinosaurs or my billiard room wall and will employ a .577 nitro express double literally just waxed it

This will be wonderful. Thank you

>>34421930
Well seems I'm not the only one in this boat

>>34422279
>wants to shoot dinos
>bungles shot, gets eaten
>rescuers find his phone in a pile of Rexy's shit 7 days later

justice was served. trophy hunter need dying bad.

>>34421820
>cleaned my 1903A3
Ok, so i got that going for me. Not bad. I just don't have any stripper clips, so I'm loading individual rounds.

I should be ok, right?

>>34422279
pics of the gun or im calling bullshit

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>>34421820
>cleaned the C6
Ha...hahaha...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>34422294
Dinosaurs are just big birds. Anything carnivorous will get put down hard by .30-06 or .308.

>>34422289
>justice was served. trophy hunter need dying bad.

So you are saying I can't hunt dangerous predators that are an imminent threat to my life and take souveiers in this unique situation because it offends your delicate snsibilities?

Think on this you are on a weapons board devoted to objects specifically designed to maim, cripple, mutilate and kill your fellow man. Yet here you are upset that someone may shoot a fantasy dinosaur. What does that say about you?

I do not hunt african big game however. I own the .557 because .557 is a key round in the evolution of the firearm, from the American civil war in the p1853 musket, though the british snider and martini, into the 19th century explorers in africa. Indeed there were big game hunters in Africa in the 19th and early 20th century....and in the era when they could stop man eaters they were heroes to the native peoples.

You represent something though. A mindless an very recent devolution of intellect, education and moral reflection in the literate. Its both depressing and a bleak early indication of the complete failure your generation will be. You have this propensity to repeat mantras like you just did exactly as orwell characterized the sheep in 1984 'trophy hunters baaaad, cluster bombs and ARs gooood'

.

>>34422307
>pics of the gun or im calling bullshit

I would normally oblige but the pleasure in sharing is diminished by the fact that there is currently present the type of individual I would not piss on if they were on fire let alone wish to share pictures of my firearms with. You may call whatever you like.

>>34422346
ok... bullshit

>>34421820
My gas tube-less FAL build.
Can I include the gas tube I just ordered for it?
Am I using my own ammo and mags?
Out of all the guns I own it's probably the most practical for this sort of situation when I think about it.
>>34421927
FALbros?
Would you loan me some mags/ammo?
Maybe a pouch?
I have fuck all for it...
>>34422346
Iiiiiiiits bullshit.
Though someone here has a .375 H&H magnum bolt gun (complete with mannlicher length stick for pure sex appeal)

>>34421854
If you get a headshot the bullet will ricochet inside their skull and scramble their brains.

I don't own one, but would I be able to take on a T-rex with 300blk?

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>>34421820
My 1148 with slugs. I'd be ok if it had a front sight. RIP Me.

>>34422535
>tfw 10/22 was designed to wound raptors rather than kill them

AHAHAHAHA

Last gun I touched was the M60 at Battlefield Las Vegas. I'll do JUST FUCKING FINE!

>>34422561
Man that place is neat. It'd be cool if it didn't cost so much to shoot there, but whatevs.

Also, twist; the M60 is for display purposes to make guests feel safe. All ammo in the park is .556 only.

>>34421820
A Chinese made recoilless rifle in a Cambodian museum. I'd see if I could fit the tripod onto a jeep or something.

>ywn remove lizards with HE rounds

Hold on to your butts!

>>34422598
Yeah definitely a tourist trap for the "I shot a full-auto scary salt rifle" crowd.

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>>34422655
On that same jeep, we could mount the M2 Browning I fingerfucked as I inchecked it on base. Battle jeep it up with a couple /k/ommandos with small arms as we run wild

My M16a4 clone. No optics though so I'm fucked, although less fucked than those with pistols.

If there was experienced leadership, a small contingent of /k/ommandos could actually survive it. Half of them anyway.

Glock 19 I EDC. I'm fucked royal.
I could lock myself in a room for 12 hours and always have handgun pointed at door. That's grim.

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>SA80A2

I will make crows everywhere proud

Ruger LCP.

Not really worried because 12 hours is a relatively short time to have to hide in a closet (trust me).

>>34422766
>Not really worried because 12 hours is a relatively short time to have to hide in a closet (trust me).

Come on then, don't blue ball us, story time

>>34422336
Now every time I see a high school student wearing a fedora, all I'm going to be thinking is ".557 is a key round in the evolution of the firearm."

>>34422346
Thanks to this post, I've been enlightened by my own intelligence, and women can't keep their hands off me when I make it clear how much I respect them. My new hobbies include vaping, bitcoin, and wearing duster coats in public. I truly understand now that honor means standing firm with unyielding vigilance against ignorance, and I write more sentences in the passive voice with lots of extra words and clauses in them instead of shorter versions of those sentences with fewer words that don't sound awkward. My penis has not grown larger as of yet, but I'm sure that will happen soon if I continue my enlightened life of honor and virtue. Thank you, Gentleman Anon Esq., for showing me the path a true man should take.

>>34421820
.303 Enfield
RULE BRITTANIA

30-06 carbine. I think ill be a-okay

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Moved a bunch of stuff around today but my last one was probably the marlin 45-70 guide.

Jurassic world here I come.

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>>34421820
if we go book lore as the rules, any small arm below .50bmg is nearly incapable of a quick kill

book describes dinos as having an incredibly rudimentary nervous system almost entirely immune to the phenomenon known as shock, and muscles so tightly packed that causing soft tissue trauma is almost worthless if you want a kill. Trauma needed to cause one to bleed out is almost impossible without high explosives.

from the first books point of view if you want to kill a dino you need to treat them like zombies, either obliterate the primary brain (they have secondary nerve bundles that function as secondary brain transformer stations lower down their spines that can keep them dangerous hours after "death")

In the book muldoon drives around in a jeep with a big sack of LAWS to just keep the Raptors in check near the end. He also uses some sort of SMAW or Carl Gustav launcher loaded with custom made high dose tranquilizers to pacify dinos too expensive to kill.

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Bren MK3, I think I will fair well.

>>34422773
Just a joke about being a closeted homosexual furfag. Sorry to disappoint.

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Awww, crap.

>>34421820

A 1940 Beretta 34.

I'm so dead it ain't even funny.

>>34422891
>SMAW loaded with tranquilliser
How does that work? Like it shoots a giant dart the size of a soda bottle?

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I think I'm going to make It.

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>>34421939

i was skeet shooting Yesterday,
So my friends shitty Over/Under shotgun.

Unless you're counting Nerf guns.
In that case like.... Nerf Hammershot.

>12 hours
>Grab whatever gun, honestly doesn't matter
>Lock doors to building
>Lock doors to office
>Lock doors to room in office I'm in
>Barricade doors with desks and such just to be safe
>Shitpost on my phone for 12 hours (and people said my USB battery charger was a waste), maybe make some improvised weapons if I ended up with a single shot .22 or some shit just to be safe

Unless they had good reason to dinosaurs aren't going to come actively looking for you, and even if they did raptors can't open locked doors and bigger dinos couldn't break through a concrete building in 12 hours.

my 300 memeout sbr lower

maybe ill just throw it at the dinos and run

>>34421820
>tfw fingerfucked M1A at local LGS last
THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

>>34422675
I was just talking about this with a guy today, they charge 200$ to shoot 100 rounds through a minigun. That's literally less than 2 seconds of shooting for 200$.

>Ar15

I'll hold up in a corner and fap

USP 9mm. I might trim their nails with it

>the 90mm cannon on an M48 Patton outside a museum about 3 or so hours ago

>>34421820
M2A1. Suck my cock.

>>34421820
fully custom pre b cz75 so I'm pretty fucked if something big comes along

>>34421820
I kicked out big time!
>.22lr 1911 lbp
All I need to do is shoot Dinosaur once to liquify its innerds, then when out of ammo I can use its extra length as a baton, and beat the shit out of them

>>34421820
My .308 Remington 700 target rifle.
Accuracy is definitely on my side. Only having .308 however is not...

>>34421820
32lb gun in a Tortoise.
Not too bad

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I think I'll be fine (especially now, since I took that awful tape off)

>>34421820
Unless you happened to be touching a anti tank rifle your pretty screwed against the t-rex

>>34421820
M16A1 carbine.
I'll live.

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M1 Carbine. Nope, I think I'm doomed. Better climb a tree and hope for the best.

P226

>9mm bounces off dinos

>>34421820

A 92fs

Well, it was a shit idea to begin with so I won't be 'securing' anything but just waiting it out somewhere isolated

>>34421820
Mfw the last weapon i touched was a STG 44

>>34421820
1911 in Fuddy-Five ACP, with four eight-round magazines loaded to six rounds each. I can load them fully, of course. It's better than nothing, I guess.

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>>34421820
My u/f akm. With optional bayonet. I guess I can try to run and hide and keep mobile until help arrives.

>>34421939
>meteor that ended the triassic
>triassic
You're a little off there, skippy.

>>34422025
>not toiletposting with your ptrd
if I didn't know any better, I'd say that it's almost as if you don't want Jamal's top half splattered all over your walls or something

>>34422891
>explosives
so are mgl140, xm25, and mk19 the perfect dinosaur weapons?

>>34423581
>doesnt post fw

>>34423724
>mfw no face

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(the joke)
>>34423681

>>34423634
>and keep mobile

You should hide and stay put. OP said help arrives in only 12 hours. Hide, fap, and nap. Wake up to the sound of a rescue chopper.

>Beretta silver pigeon
I guess I could be in charge of trap shooting the pterodactyls out of the sky

>>34421820

>M1 Garand

It'll be fine for the man or smaller sized dinors, but fuuuuuck I'm bones near raptors or the T-rex

Savage 11/111 in .30-06

mite b cool.

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>>34421820
sheeeit

>>34423517
>I unironically like the tape
damn nice. privately owned in germoney or are you swiss?

>>34423853
Always wanted one but they're pretty expensive in CA. How do you like it?

>>34422891
The islands are South American, right?
Fucking grenade launching cups on my FAL.
That's how I'll survive.

Also, what do y'all think about making a .50 BMG Martini Henry?
That shit would be absolute diamonds to hunt Dino's with.

>>34421820
>all fences and power are down and the dinosaurs are starting to escape their cages.

Why not just build a fence that can contain the dinosaurs without it being electrified. Zoos have mastered this practice for hundreds of years.

12g bennalli (or however you spell it) semi auto

SO FUCKED

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>>34421820
A browning hi power my great uncle brought back after the war.
>mfw

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I mean it's not the worst thing possible, but I'd rather have a long arm.

>>34421854
At least you aren't me.
> Just got back from the carnival
> They had a shooting gallery with breech-loading .22s
> tfw stuck with a single-shot .22 LR rifle

Maybe I can use it to kill myself before the dinosaurs get to me

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Timberwolf in .357

It's the gun I'm the most accurate with, but I don't know about anything bigger than a raptor.

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>>34421820
Nothing anyone here owns could take down a TRex

>>34424111
Aim for a leg.
If it can't walk it's not dangerous.

It's not like it could army crawl...

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>>34424111
I don't know about that.

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>>34424154
This is a lie though, trex arent frail at all. In fact most fossils have fused vertibrae and massive healed fractures from fighting one another. The thing is their skeletons are very protective of their vital organs, and can be 3 inches thick. I'd hop in the back of a titanosaur and be free from all danger

PSL with mags full of tulammo

I might be ok. At least it's 10 shots quick from a rifle that's very controllable

I don't know why everyone with a shotgun seems to be bitching. they're fantastic hunting guns.
Incidentally, me and the '91-30 should be just fine against anything not building sized

>>34421820

Vepr in 7.62x54r. I might just live...

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>>34424195
completely unprotected heart. 76254R would do the trick plenty. 300wm would go in and come out like nothing happened.

>>34421820
Paintball gun that shoots small rubber balls. ;_;

>>34424330
>completely unprotected heart
This thing died millions of years ago. For all you know its heart could be located up near the spine surrounded by several feet of other organs and either thick scales or large feathers

>>34424330
Muscle density grows exponentially as animals get larger. This things heart muscles alone could stop most bullets

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Last one I touched was the .308, I should be alright as long as I avoid the bigger dinos.

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Does this count?

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>>34421820

An over-under shotgun loaded with birdshot for Clay Pigeon shooting.

>MFW

>>34423857
100% /k/rautland

>>34421820
>.380 Browning Auto
At least I have 13 chances to kill myself before they start to eat me

>>34421820
>Glock 19C Gen 3
>with 33 round magazine
not band
not bad at all

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>>34421820
a potato gun, im done for

>>34421820
A .22lr mp5, well im fucked

>Sig P229 in .40 problem solver
Ehhhhh

>>34421820
>Molot VEPR

Well, hope this place was once in the comblock.

>>34424376
Yeah because hunting elephants is impossible

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>>34422229
>Mocks hands
>Won't have any when Glock explodes

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>>34424634
>half of that shit is aftermarket barrels
>GLOCKNADE MKAY!!!!

>>34421820
>Ruger LCP .380

Fuck.

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The deaths in the book were way more horrific and descriptive than the films.

Remember that these, like most predators, eat you alive.

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30-30 cowboy gun

Might have a chance if I don't have to reload under stress

>>34424678
JP is a children's movie. I still cry every time I see the initial Brachiosaurus scene ;_;

>>34424634
Holy fuck the gun explosion marshall county WV in the middle of this is right next to my home town. The police chief there is a good friend of mine.

>>34422282
Enjoy that boat of yours boyyos, I'll be strapping my Xd-40 with 200gr. Of prehistoric whoopass

>suomi k31 civilian model

so a fuckheavy 9mm semi-auto with a 71rd drum.
at least I'll look fuckin dope.

>Colt AR
Ehh could be a lot worse tbqh, I'd just lay low somewhere

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>>34421939

>>34422899
That man is now left blue balled, and has to go jerk off to /k/ stories while at work

>>34424752
>Xd-40
getting eaten alive by raptors should be an improvement for you. having an XD, you must be suffering like the Christ every day.

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>>34421939
This.

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A 12ga. Topper with bird buck and slugs in the butt stock band.
Pic is not mine but close.

Maybe if I get to fight one small raptor at a time I'll be aight.

>>34424917
[United Kingdom intensifies]

>>34421820
I just handled a .45-70 levergat at my LGS. it worked on Deathclaws in the Mojave, so here's hoping it wont fail me now.

>>34421820
In the book the actually had a stockpile of RPG-7's so yeah a one hit wonder but if a pack of raptors show up I'm screwed.

>>34422336
This is some juicy pasta

>>34421820
AR-15. Hole up in a secure area and kill anything that comes through the door.

>>34423864
Huh? These are <$200 behind American lines.

As for the pistol, it's been 100% for the ~700 or so I've put through it. They're very soft in comparison to the .380 ACP sibling but it's still not a rangefag gun.

The major con for me is I've had rimlock with FMJ rounds which shuts the gun down hard. That said, nothing comes close to a gun that you can legitimately keep on you 100% of the time. It's no more obtrusive than a set of keys and it doesn't really have any peers except for the heavier Seecamp LWS32.

To put the size/weight into perspective, when I carry something else as a primary during roadtrips or cash deposits/craigslist shit I'll throw this into my pocket in lieu of a spare mag as this is more comfortable.

I've recommended 4 others buy them and all have been good to go despite people trashing them. You either love it or hate it desu.

Overall: 8/10

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>>34421820
>Sig 556XI
I can do this

>>34421820
Remington 7600 in 30-06

idk

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>>34421820
An AR with a red dot scope, bipod, and 40-round mag. I'll probably be okay as long as I can keep to engaging mid-size dinos only from rooftops and such..

Reminder that veliciraptor were roughly the size of turkeys.
JP only made them huge to make it horror related

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>>34425512
it just so happens the whole misidentification thing around the raptors worked out IRL:

>Velociraptor mongoliensis is found in mongolia
>InGen finds mosquito-blood in the area
>makes dino from it, dino looks like a generic Dromaeosaurid
>logical conclusion is to assume the sample was from Velociraptor mongoliensis and the small found fossils are subadult specimens
>later fossils of an older (~15ma), much larger Dromaeosaurid are found in mongolia: Achillobator giganticus
>the retrieved sample used to make the "Velociraptors" was actually Achillobator giganticus material
>honest mistake.jpg

>>34425257
It's a $500 gun here, maybe more.

When I bought my LCP ($600 NIB) the guy offered to sell a P-32 as well. It was used and at the time I didn't trust Kel-tec but since then I've heard nothing but good things about that gun. Plus it's super cute.

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>>34425512
I find this to be a useful reference for dinosaur sizes.

>>34425602
I heavily prefer shooting .32 over .380. If you're happy with .380 it might not be worth the $ to switch without trying one.

>>34425606
is there a less lewdy one of these

>>34421820
eh, 30-30 marlin

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>>34425917
There's this

>>34421939

This is the true /k/ spirit. Take note /k/ommando's.

>>34425606
>>34426021
Why do dinosaurs have to be so fucking sexy...

>>34422321
T-rex?

>>34424044
Nah, just load it up with slugs, you're good.

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Last gun I touched was my Dan Wesson Model 15 with a 4" barrel. Not bad for a side arm.

2ed to last was a C308, I it bring it too?

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>>34426140
Because we are the inferior species anon.

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>>34424786

>>34421820
M1874 Gras rifle converted to 16 gauge shotgun
Well... great.

I have never touched an actual gun with bullets.
But I have a car. I can run over the compys and raptors and maybe escape the bigger ones. If I play smart I could just evade them until rescue shows up.

>>34422193
Type 38 arisaka
>bayonet yo

>>34426349

you could kill a raptor with a bear spear too.

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>>34424083
>Maybe I can use it to kill myself before the dinosaurs get to me

I like to think you'd just paralyze yourself and become some velociraptors fuckmeat

>>34422922
lol

>>34426577
HOT

My A4gery. Not the worst possible thing, would be sufficient to deal with raptors and the like, though I'm not about to go scampering through any tall grass if I can help it.

Rem 870 police cruiser. I like my odds with slugs.

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>>34421820

dammit the last thing i touched was a suppressed Barret 50 cal (no joke) i would probably get eaten by dinos cus its too heavy

>>34422535
But the trex has a brain the size of a walnut, it would rattle around in empty space

The last firearm I touched was a Benelli M4 super 90 I finger fucked at the LGS. Time to fort up somewhere and lay low.

>if I hadn't gone back for another box of bullets it would have been a bolt action Barrett .50

>>34424396
Well, you could roll it down a hill and crush something, or if your small enough you could hide in it. Otherwise I've got some bad news for you anon.

>compact 1911
I'm probably fucked.

>>34426744
Story? Gun show?

>>34422992
In book canon, yes. The darts and rockets were also laser guided and had 1980's battery life to contend with. I believe the rocket darts were 1,000 cc's and the Rex took 2 darts and about 4 hours to take a nap.

>my friend's repro Colt Navy

Rip

>>34421820
Last gun I touched was my AR......I'll just hunker down somewhere and try to avoid the really big fuckers. 5.56 isn't exactly a dino round

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>>34422318
>you will go cyclic for 400rds of 7.62x51 on a rampaging T rex

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Ooooh shit... Okay.. I got a laser, I can hit the eyes. Maybe. Fuck.

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>Colt Frontier Scout .22 with shotshells/ratshot

I mean, I guess I can maybe throw it at them before being torn limb from limb.

M206 .38 special. Just gotta hide and wait it out... hopefully....

>>34426901

armorer fag, its my job

There's going to be some skepticism on this, but
>reproduction 45-70 hand cranked 10 barreled gatling gun.
A friend is big into civil war reenactment and for his birthday last week we drove down to a range that had one for rent. Good god to those things throw out some smoke and holy damn are they fun to shoot.

As for how I'd do, well, I'd shoot a lot and hit a little. I'd do alright so long as they came at me from one director and I was somewhere with good air flow.

>>34421820
Barrett bby, I'll bfine

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>>34427187
I kinda like my Curve, it's a great boot pistol I found.

>>34421820
> Yugo SKS

Would be OK if I get AP-I and Grenades. Not so ok if only ball ammo.

>>34421820
Endraved double-barrel 12 gauge with a beautiful walnut stock. Sendin' dinosaurs to hell in style.

>>34421820
12 gauge Mossberg 500 with defense barrel
How do I do?

>>34421820
9mm glock 17

My best chance is to just work with a group of people to board up a place and just hide.

Rusted as fuck panzerfaust tube was the last weapon I touched but it's non functional.
Last live gun I touched was an M1 Garand.
I'm pretty set.

>>34427800

>panzerfaust tube was the last weapon I touched but it's non functional.

your secondary is a cumbersome melee weapon

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>mfw I was cleaning my CZ 550 American Safari Magnum in .458 Lott
This....this can work.

Twelve-gauge pump. I should be able to at least hold off the raptors if I find a place where they can't flank me.

>>34421820
>GP 100
Could be worse. I'll be be able to handle raptors and similarly sized dinos. The larger carnivores, unfortunately, I'll be pretty helpless against.

>>34421820
Walther PPS M2... I better make 'em count.

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>>34421939
Fucking yes.

I'll have my Ruger SR Alaskan... in 44 mag...

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>>34422808
This guy... is my favorite guy.

>>34421820
Springfield XDm .45 I rented at the range for some fun.
>Full sized
>4.5 inch barrel
>grip laser
>13 round mags

Better than nothing, I guess.

>>34421820
Turkish mauser with full power 8mm fmj.
And stripper clips. If I wasn't drunk I'd be in pretty good shape. Provided I had high ground and clear fire lanes.

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Fnx45. Im pretty properly fucked but I might kill one raptor if theyre the real ones and not the hollywood sizes.

>>34424786
>>34423012
>>34421986
fuck man /k/ is weird. looking at /k/ in public and people seeing that i am seeing dino porn.

of course my rifle is a 2014 era marlin 1895 in 45-70 that doesn't cycle, so I'll be just fine

>>34422271
What in gods name is that?

>>34421820
>escape their cages.

They're mostly in paddocks, not cages, boo.

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Twin 5in gun mount. Explosively remove Dino.

>>34430294
I think you could sit around and do nothing and still be fine.

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>>34421820
>the last gun you touched is
HAHAHA YES

Just got back from visiting a friend who has NFA funs, I literally haven't touched any other gun since getting to play with his MG42.

You didn't say it had to be my gun, just the last one I touched.
>if full-retard is verboten then I'm still set
>tfw the one I touched before that was even better
>S-1000
HO HO HO.

>UTS-15
At least I got to be in a movie:
https://youtu.be/HlxA_osL0j8?t=3m25s

Fuck, 10/22.

Winchester 1895 .35" caliper, I know almost nothing about this cartridge other than what's on it's wiki page, so I'm not sure.

M1 Garand. I'm mostly ok I suppose but I'm not sure what the t-Rex will think of that. I'll just stay in the visitor's center until rescue arrives.

>>34421820
>S&W M&P 15 Sport II
Could be far worse.

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I held my mossy 500
(That doesn't eject.shells correctly)
>FUCK

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>>34430028

>>34421820
My AR

Tavor
Lee Enfield
SKS

Cant remember which. Ideally it would be the enfield. GI jew and the SKS are not cut out for this holy task.

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>>34421939

>>34421820
>Mossy Maverick 12 gauge

I got this.

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>>34421939
>>34421944

.410 gauge single-shot break-action shotgun.

I can take out the little guys...

>>34421820
>30 40 krag

I'm ok with this.

>>34423713
>tfw you will never hunt rampaging trex and raptors with a mk19 doorgun

The dinosaurs are probably more afraid of you. Jurassic Park made them look like miniature Godzilla's.

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>>34426749

>>34421820

> tfw Lee Enfield No. 4 mk. 1

FOR KING AND COUNTRY!

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This thing. And a sack of potatoes. Maybe if I hide in one of the gift shops or something with the sack of potatoes I can ride it out.

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>>34421820

i might make it past the original rush, its luck after that.

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>>34421820
>SMLE and Model 97 riot at the same time

Fuck yes. Never said anything about HOW MANY I touched last!

either 7mm german mauser or a tokarev, i cant remember. Either way im fucked if i use those against a dino

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>>34422025

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I have the best gun God ever put on this Earth so I'll be good.

HK-91. Yeah. I'll be fine against most shit.

>>34421820
>AR-180

Not too bad.

>>34421820

Ummm....doe 16" naval rifles count as a gun? Because I was on the Missouri a few days ago, and touching the barrel of one was the last one I touched.

If that doesn't, then one of the .50 AA mounts.

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>>34421820
>M1 Garand

If I can't kill something in 8 rounds I'm fucked.The ping alone would scare the little ones off at least

>>34421820
Charter arms .38 undercover in .38 special. Fucked.

An enfield
>inb4 nice
revolver.

>>34421820
The last gun I touched was the M79 at some Cambodian military shooting range. 100% chance of blowing myself into dinofood but it'll be spectacular until ai misjudge my ranges

>>34421820
>Winchester Model 94 .30-30
I'm pretty fine as long as I can avoid the T-Rex

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Not too bad.

Carl Gustaf

>>34421820
>Tfw last thing i touched was a tank
FROM THE GATES OF HELL TO VALHALLA

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>>34421820
>9x19 mm target pistol
ill just have to shoot teh chickens

>>34422321
Just like emus eh mate?

>>34421820
A semi auto Mp5 clone in .22LR. Well fuck.

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I'll be ok

>>34432466
Trecks could destroy a tank

Vepr in 458 socom

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>>34429659
>not sitting in the front row of your lecture hall and browsing /k/ the whole time
it's like you want to be a normie or something

>>34430409
as in a solothurn?

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>>34421820

>12 ga O/U

>>34421820
My mossberg 500 persuader. If I can find somewhere to take shelter I could prob fend off a raptor. At least for a minute.

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>>34421939

ara ara but anon-kun our love is forbidden!

>>34421820
>the last gun you touched is what you're stuck with until rescue arrives.
so ak47, that's okay will kill just about anything

>>34421820
i have a deagle so i'd stop them cold

I go downside and lock the doors, then I go to the top floor and barricade the stairways. I'm now perfectly safe for 12 hours. My only enemy is going to be boredom.

>>34431176
>M95 Styer

my nigga, i have one too

the straight pull bolt no one fucking talks about

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>>34432553
Mah Boi! Guess we'll be safe from the raptors

>>34432188
Just toss an empty enbloc to make the T-rex pop it's head out.

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>>34435191
>Throw a clip to make it pop it's head out
>Then shoot it with 1 round of .22 so the bullet bounces around eventually perforating all major organs
>Literally blow it's head off with some 5.56 from a scary black rifle
>Use 10mm to blow the rest of it up

Henry .45-70

Could be worse

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>>34421844
Assuming it doesn't fall apart, I can probably fend off a few velociraptors

>>34436468

>Lel Kek

into the trash

Dan Wesson Model 15 revolver.
I'm gonna be hunting dinos with a .357 with a 2.5" barrel. I hope the muzzle flash is enough to scare them.

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>>34421820
Muh SGL 21. Better than the glock 17 I touched moments before it.

Fuck me, this picture is nearing 4 years old. God damn.

>>34421854
22lr the most deadly round in the world

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>>34421820
jungle carbine. how fucked am i

>>34436675
Wandering zero/10

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>>34432822
Yes.

His grandpa bought it in the 50's and his dad saved that and like twenty other things they had to register in 1968 from his faggot uncle and cousins who wanted to pawn it off.

I'm super motherfucking jealous of that family because they have this big massive ranch (like retarded huge, thousand something acres) and one of the hands is this shortstack Hungarian chick who takes care of the horses who's pretty fun but legitimately on the spectrum. (she sounds like a nerdy vampire obsessed with cowboy stuff) I didn't talk to anyone else because they were retarded, but I had fun for the most part except for my phone getting smashed up and my luggage going missing.

That MG42 was crazy though, I only got to fire off two bursts before it jammed but it was enough to get the picture. A backpack full of ammo and I could mow down motherfucking raptors and be an annoying pain for anything bigger.

I guess that would have to be my Makaroni. Well at least I have two spare mags, I'll save a round for myself and just try to make it deep into one of the more solid buildings.

Chinese type 54 tokarev copy

7.62x25 has decent penetration

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>>34421820
>Last gun you touched

Im unarmed ill just paint myself green and pretend to be a bush

>>34421820
Winchester 64a in .22cal, i'm fugged

>>34436904
Bullshit myth

>Martini-Henry.

Should be fine as long as there aren't too many dinos.

>>34422922
a cute!

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Conquer them with the power of love

Ppsh41. I'll still die, but with a throbbing boner

.30-30 lever action
not gud

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>>34421820
Swiss vetterli
11 rounds of bolt action, tube fed fun

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>>34438058
>Martini-Henry
REMOVE DINO