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The only non cancerous patch thread

>https://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD

See a tripfag posting something?
It's probably here you stupid autistic faggot holy shit we made this so you'd stop being retarded god damn

Themes are for generalfaggots
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>>34421815
These patches along with the Darkness pendants will be available tomorrow at 1 PM CST
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RESTOCK POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13270769

Hearts will go up tomorrow 12PM MST/1 PM CST
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>>34421824
forgot name
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Ai wanted me to tell everyone he's a drunk commie fucking fagit and he's opening his store at 6 PM EST
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>>34421815
>all those bait shitposting threads
I'm disgusted and saddened.
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I kind of want the Tanya Youjo Senki ones. Wtf is wrong with me?
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>>34422012
what ones do you mean
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>>34421865
>shadman
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>>34422071
Is this fried kun's room? It seems autistic enough.
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>>34421833
Throw that Right Wing Med Squad up ;)
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DEEPLY DISCOUNTED MERROWED MEMES

>DAE & Goodhew discounted by $2.50

>Blemish DAE & Die Glocke discounted by $2.00

>CMESKL-S discounted by $1.00

Shoutoutz to all of y'all that already copped. Orders are currently being packaged, keep an eye out for your tracking email (US only)
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What live and in the works
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>>34422239
Restocking RWDS and probably gonna do med soon, just havent put it on the list
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Okay, so how do I order the Florida /k/ patch? The deleted thread had the email address in it.
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4th of July sale

/k/R6 and SCP are $5.50
dataDyne will be $5.00 flat

Sale will be 3-4th of July

Starts sometime around 12-1AM PST on the 3rd to around 11:59PM on the 4th. PST
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>>34422099
If I worked in a supermarket with him, I'd be calling in sick right about now.
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>>34421815
whose patches are these? iwant me some nier patches
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>>34422444
read the next 3 posts mr dubs and full house boi
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>>34422448
yeah i just noticed, you know info should be posted onthe same post.
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>>34422451
the OP isnt for advertising your own shit

they just used that pic
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going up sunday 1PM MST
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>>34422579
I thought you were doing noon
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>>34422579
>>34422629
12 MST, my bad, i got 1 CST and 12 MST mixed
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>>34422629
thats a subtle fuck you
show him and do it at 11
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Where's the fucking keychains NEET?
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Just bought Helldivers on the summer sale, it's a blast. Wondering if there are any patch makers that would make a Helldivers patch? The whole art style of the game is pretty simple, so a simple patch would make sense. Maybe a shield with the skull and some grey stripes, with a thick yellow border?
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Patch when?
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>>34423253
I would also like to know. I know some patchmakers have been diversifying their stock a little, like NEET with his keychains and whatnot, so maybe we could get armbands as well as patches? I bet there are folks in brit/pol/ that would love those. Well, as long as they're able to legally buy them.
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>>34423274
They can be found. Although I wouldn't mind a tasteful memefilled armband.
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>>34423309
I ken that the armbands can be found elsewhere, but most of the patchmakers here on /k/ are pretty good with turning out stuff of good quality. If they were to make armbands, they wouldn't settle for cheap shit, it'd at least be pretty good.
That, and also the fact that, like I said, there's probably some demand for them.
Where did you get yours? Is it a repro? Those colours still look nice and bright.
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Well butter my biscuit and call me a cracker, would you look at this?

https://www.rt.com/usa/394936-us-air-force-space-corps/

Looks like we're going to be needing some space corps patches.
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>>34423359
it's felt and feels abit fragile, If one of our resident patchfolk made one i'd cop it just for the quality improvement. I got it off the New British Union's website, they don't seem to have them anymore. I've seen BUF armbands on ebay, though no idea what those are like.
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Petch?
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>>34423487
Let russia handle isis, we're going to space.
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>>34423564
Why not put two good things together and get Russia to help the US kill ISIS from space?
>Russian Cosmotroopers and American Space Marines team up to defeat ISIS
>Russian recruitment video features the VDV song but redone for space operatin'
>The video cuts back and forth between a moto-as-fuck slav singing to synth while decked out in tactical gear and a VDV soldier in his drop pod counting down to impact
>The chorus of the song is synced up with the moment the VDV kicks open his pod door and starts spraying down a street full of confused hajjis
>[Hajji slaying intensifies to a wicked sick slav guitar solo]
>Camera pans around to show the VDV guy standing triumphantly, not covered in blood at all, and then up to show more drop pods coming into atmosphere
>He speaks into his radio, and then hurries out of the shot, and the VDV Spacedrop Division logo fades in as the sweet guitar solo ends
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Russia and isis have nothing to do with patches, post patches.
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>>34423643
>tfw second run never
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>>34423683
Why not?
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>>34423752
Apparently some people don't want their RARE GOOK PATCHES devalued by me getting more. That could be subject to change though, who knows?
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>>34422099
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I have a patch that's not velcro backed. I'm terrible at sewing and I'm worried the thread would mess up the design. Would hot glue work well?
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>>34422099
Nah my room had that HL2 print some local artwork and zeon flag.
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>>34423837
You can buy Velcro that has adhesive on the back. Just stick the patch on it and then cut it to shape.
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Ay yo do we like this?

>>34421858
Yo neet thanks for posting my pic
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WGW guus are alirhght
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>>34424100
Put the Jack down. It's shit.
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>Canada post doesn't deliver on Canada Day
>was last night
>says that they're taking the 3rd off
I'll be pretty close to REEing if patches get to the states and show up on here before mine
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>>34423541
Buy something from Wood and request it in the comments. I got a futa-on-male one, but no velcro
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>>34421832
Finns and armalite please!
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>>34423837
Super glue
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>>34422099
That smoke alarm will better serve you being on the ceiling. Then you'll have more room for pics on the wall
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>>34423618
Take my money and fund this please
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>>34423487
>>34423618
>tmw pic related comes true
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There are actually 2 patch merchants here
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>>34424283
I have yet to purchase one of those, it must go on my Christmas list. But yes, if you were to make more space shenanigans patches, I would surely make with the purchasing.
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Anyone know what happened to the half-life 2 patches and/or the opposing force patch?

>>34421815
>>34421833
>>34421858

>yorha
>gmod

HYPE
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Stickerbutt get over here, it's time
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>>34424473
All are planned, probably august
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>>34422256
God bless.
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>>34424290
Well, you're in Cuckfornia, so the most probable is Valkyrie
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>>34422256
>Restocking RWDS
>I thought you said this was for a movie
>It is
>And you need more?
>T-there's a sequel
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>>34423943
Yes
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>>34423943
Doesn't someone already make this patch?
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>>34424516
Nope, you're probably thinking of my sticker.
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>>34424486
still think the op4 logo should be a blacked out gas mask in the middle, but I'll buy it anyways
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>>34424520
Ah you're right, my bad.
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>thinking about splurging on another set of patches
>this operator shows up in my suggested list

I CAN'T AFFORD BOTH RIGHT NOW, HELP
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Anyone doing Armored Core patches?
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>>34424544
Reminds me of this.
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Patch when?
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>buy a bunch of cheap patches on ali
>they turn out to be very good

not disappointed for once desu.
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>>34424486
Will buy all
>>34424498
Negative, this merchants store is now defunct as of not too long ago
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>Oven shut down
I am glad I got Oh Bother and Killer Queen.
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>>34424556
Their best album.
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>>34424654
I ordered some patches from the same store. Their S.T.A.R.S. patch is great quality.
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Dank patch restock ?
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>>34424654
Was there any ZRS patches? I'm making pic related.
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>>34424542
Oooh, I want one of her
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Patch when?
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Internet is taking a shit
Might be late the patch drop

Also, if you're part of my facebook page and wondered why it's either gone or nothing ever gets posted, they zucced all my accounts and I cant get back on

>>34422820
gonna call the company tomorrow and find out

>>34423683
that doesnt look like the ones I have right now tho

>>34424506
>this is the third restock
>I have 2 other designs in the works

>>34424733
see>>34422256
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>>34424924
that post took 10 minutes to finally post
Trying to get everything on the page now
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>>34424690
Agreed, out of all their albums Puritanical has the most good tracks throughout the album.
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>>34424924
>Third restock
I thought this is the first one.
>So you're making a third movie huh?
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>>34424935
the reason I've put it off is because I've already stocked it twice
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>>34424520
I think >>34424516 is referring to attached
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Hearts are up now
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>>34424955
Yeah that's the one, I knew I'd seen it before but don't remember which merchant sells it.
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>>34424964
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Yorha, Spurdo, Kanna heart, darkness patch, and darkness pendant are all up and ready to go
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>>34424542
>>34424822
> not already having 3
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>>34424822
She's already out, just look up the file name.

There's a second one coming out in February, pics just dropped
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>>34425060
>not having six moe terminators
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>>34425063
Shes on one of my wish lists, just havent bought

>>34425060
Boxed?
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>>34425050

Sweet, buying two Yorha patches as we speak

>new checkout options
>holo the wise envelope

Don't remember this last time, could I get a pic of what it looks like?
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>>34425141
Been there for awhile my dude
Hol up

If you buy larger patches it goes in a bigger envelope with 2 Holos on it
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>>34425158

Ah, already sent in the order, but that looks neat. I didn't want to select it blindly to avoid alkwardness when I do my weekly mail pickup, but that's not too bad.

>Am I Being Detained Blvd
my sides
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>>34425184
it would have been America, America 69696 but the program wouldnt recognize it
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>>34424955
Never knew anyone had that, oh well. Mine is embroidered.
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>>34425158
>pic is colored
>doesn't print envelopes with color
Fag stop cheaping out on us
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>>34425572
I havent printed them in black and white in like 6 months
I couldnt' get it to print color originally
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>>34423943
WANT
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>>34424924
dank is back, awesome, how many will be available per order?
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>>34425787
as many as you want
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OK NERDS!!

I will be getting Gomen NASAi, Good Goy, /TFG/, Free Kekistan (finaly) up next week after my vacation.

I am working on some orders to get out Monday. You bois ordered too many mystery items and I had to order more material so some will be delayed </3

New Friendly Patch Merchant Pinup soon! Guess who...

>>34424290
what a bunch of goobers, decent aesthetics tho

>>34424478
Ok coolio, I was waiting to hear back from you, before I plan out my next set <3
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>>34425842
Someone should run the good goy as a patch
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>>34425906
speaking of seals
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>>34425906
Ai said he was
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>>34425906
Ai is going to

>>34424290
Also
>picrelated.jpg
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>>34426089
>I like guns but I also like dick

kekd hard
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>>34424811
They only have the main PMCs, mostly those showcased in TPP, nothing more than that. They do have an original Zanzibar Land patch though.

I can never understand whether chinks just copy popular patches, or actually play MGS.
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Store ETA 1 hour

>>34425906
I already got it covered fampai

>>34426307
Doubt it, just chasin' the moneys
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>>34423309
Bottom left is pretty neat, where could I get one?
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>>34426507
fug off der mine
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>>34426507
it's pretty 'Dank', eh?
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>>34426431
the store let me place an order a little while ago, did i fuck up?
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THE WAIT IS FUCKING KILLING ME
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>>34426725
I was making sure something is working when you slipped through- but I won't bully you over it
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>>34426089
Holy motherfucker thank you sticker
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>>34426747
okay s-sorry
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inb4 brrt sells out immediately
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>>34426777
>those digits
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>>34426431
Oh shit
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>>34424966
It's from Tac Bacon.

>>34425217
Still making it even though someone else is?
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>>34426897
Yeah, I've had the sticker and idea for making a patch of it for a long time. Mine will be embroidered anyways.
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10 minutes faggot
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>>34424654
link?
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>>34426777
>>34427000
we need to stop stealing these trips
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>>34423618
This is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G6tQ4B8AQQ
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C'mon open early you leaf
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>>34427079
heheheh remember the last time when Ai had a few people get into his site early and order and he cancelled them?

even though the people who waited till the correct time still dont have their stuff?

heehee
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IT'S ALIVE!
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Explain this you fucking leaf.
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>>34423618
>>Russian Cosmotroopers and American Space Marines PATCH WHEN
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>>34427101
I'm happy he added new proper shipping options, now shit will get here fast.
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>>34427101
Funnily enough, I got in early and actually got my stuff.
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>>34427133
I can't wait for Ai to get bullied again because leaf mail don't give a fuck what he ships his memes in.
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>>34427133
you assume much
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I see the other two new ones, but is the shut up hippie one up yet?
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>>34427158
My package came in empty with the typical "We Care" USPS packet, he sent the replacements with an airmail packet and they got here in 6 days
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>>34427165
Shid
added
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>>34423943
why mint instead of white?
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>>34427653
>mint
?
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>>34427712
He's using faggy interior decoration paint names instead of just saying "light green in the lower half".
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>>34427742
have you never bought gum
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>>34421858
>>34427194

Picked the fuck up.

Now all we need are the gmod forums Facepunch logo patch and I'd be all over that shit.
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>>34427742
>>34427746
Oh- that's just an embroidery effect on the digital sample.
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>>34426762
>greencrab looks like Ian
???
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>>34427748

I made a bunch like, years and years ago. I used to be heavy into that form for like over a decade but lately it's turn into a horrible liberal nightmare hive so I barely go on anymore.
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>finish Ai order
>go to PayPal
>find out there's a $36 balance due to an issue with a previous NEET order
>entire order ended up costing me just over $10
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>guy buys a single NROL and pays 26 dollars for a tracked UPS package
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>>34428117
>tfw spending days and nights coding in lua for a couple of years
>tfw Gary changes the way the game works for gmod10 release
all that modding useless
pretty much quit playing because of it
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>>34428155
That wouldn't be necessary if you'd unfuck your shipping.
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>>34421815
Soon.
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>>34428155
Hey Ai how is it that the serb chan patch is sold out but the serb combo isn't?
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>>34428098
That sticker, is not me. However that is/was another merchant here
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>>34428176
He was able to order tracked BECAUSE I unfucked my shipping.

>>34428251
People bought more Serb-chans than combos
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>>34428155
I'd like a receipt that shows how much UPS does cost you before I purchase again. Want 2 of everything but I want to make sure you're not pocketing any money from that 26.
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>>34428251

Looks like he set aside a couple in order to sell combos

At least, I hope he did, considering I just got back a little while ago hit the Confirm Order button after I had to run out for about an hour, and only now saw that he's out of Serb-chans
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>>34428400
Literally go on their sites and calculate shipping from Toronto to like TX
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>>34428510
You're pocketing 94 cents, no buy.
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>>34424480
>no starcraft
PLEB
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>>34428400
>>34428562
94 cents for a large bubble packet.
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>>34424100
Does WGW have beef with this patch thread? Like I'm genuinely curious since they had a booth at Anime Expo this year
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>>34428599
Well, I think most of us here think WGW is faggots. I certainly stopped buying their shit when I learned of the way they run their business.

Plus the quality of their patches had been on a nozedive, in an effort to maximize profits. Making sure a business makes money is nothing wrong, but putting out shit and charging an arm and a leg for it on top of being niggers is a little too much for me.
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>>34428599
first off them having issues with us has nothing to do with their booth
second let sleeping dogs lie
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>>34428624
Also their new website design is gay.
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kek
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>>34428647
I haven't even bothered to go look. Their loss, I buy quite a lot of patches.
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>>34424100
WGW???
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>>34428701
Look in the pastebin for a shop that matches that acronym.
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>>34428701
https://weaponsgradewaifus.com/password
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>>34428749
they're in the pastebin you mong
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>>34428233
want that shiny and chrome patch, hurry up and make it
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>>34423943
I'm on board!
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>>34428772
I don't give a fuck
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>>34428725
>>34428772
>>34428725
To be honest, I thought it referred to something unrelated to the pastebin.
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>>34428278
why am I not surprised
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>>34428117
I'd buy a few if you still have some.
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>>34424859
I'm still waiting on the anon who was going to make Papa-11
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Do you know how a lot of trapfags are formed? They're usually lolicons or dudes who have a large bias towards petite girls, and a lot of them accidentally stumble upon a trap in a doujin, or a nukige, or whatever. Of course, they don't know it's a dude until the time of dicking arrives, and by then they're already invested into that character to the point where they stop caring. It gets normalized for them - after all, it looks, talks, and acts like a girl; it just happens to have a dick. "I'll just pretend I didn't see that penis," they say, as they increasingly become less horrified by the prospect of bopping the weasel. "Oh, that bulge protruding from the panties? It's just a puffy vulva," and so on. And do you know what happens when that reach that H-scene and start pounding the brisket? They cum buckets. Why? Because it's different. It's new. It's a feeling they haven't felt before in the ever-increasing-monotony that is their habitual masturbation; and thus, in an attempt to reproduce that excitement once again, a trapfag is born.

I guarantee you a few people who read Maggot Baits for "fun," or some sense of endurance-testing themselves will likely come out being far less offended by guro than when they first went in. They might even develop a fetish for it.
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>>34429806
Well, that's a new one.
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>>34429806
I've seen many gore threads on /b/ and have looked at some guro, I still don't get boners from it.

I do however get off to mind breaking.
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>>34429806
I looked away and scrolled down to this and had to wonder if I was on /a/ or /b/
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>>34429806
that makes sense
>>
Patch when?
>>
patch when?
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>>34426927
That's kinda low dude.
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>>34421833
Not sooner enough. Like you dont even want my money.
I need to watch the show again. Can someone with more time than sense plz label all the upotte keychains with who it is. I recognize most, but some are throwing me off.
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>>34430139
>bacon
Literal facebook fag that no one cares about, or buys from.
>>
Well, someone beat me to the RWDS patches. Again. Guess I'll wait til the next restock. Again.
>>
>Be out running errands and shit
>get home focus on making experimenting with fancy cocktails and making dinner
>forgot about Neet's patch/pedant drop
>still got my order
Thank jebus, feels good man.

>>34430327
I bought one of his first patches in the hopes he would eventually make something good. Won't make that mistake again.

>>34428624
More or less this. I really don't care about them being faggots, in fact they always did okay by me, but god their patch quality went to fucking shit.
>>
>>34430456
Speaking of the pendant
>Blemish is minus 3 dollars
Do the blemishes look that bad??
>>
>>34430441
they didnt get restocked yet
I'm working on it
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>>34430327
That doesn't justify what Ai is doing in the slightest. If you flipped the roles then every single person here would be up in arms.
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>>34430479
No clue, I didn't even bother risking it.

That's a good question for Neet though, what exactly does a "blemish" look like?
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>>34430528
Ai gets a pass on all the shit he pulls for some fucking reason. I know him and Neet take their trips off all the time to shill and divert attention.
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>>34430528
>>34430566
>all this controversy over android fisting patch
Bacon got the idea/artwork from somebody, who got it from somebody, who got it from somebody, so on and so forth. I'm pretty sure the original is from some normie who's never been on 4chan.

So long as you aren't directly fucking other patch merchants/artists on original work nobody really cares.
>>
>>34430566
Neet gets by because his patches are pretty high quality. Don't really know about Ai but except for a few extra salty fags people seem to accept that the leaf postal service problems aren't much he can do about except use bubble mailers (which he now does).
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>>34430479
>>34430554
>didnt read the description

>>34430566
>bullying me when I didnt do anything
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>>34430139
>>34430327
>>34430528
>>34430566
>>34430620
>this hissyfit
I've emailed the fake Irish accent guy to make sure no one is butt flustered, now calm your shit.
>>
>>34430566
>Ai gets a pass on all the shit he pulls for some fucking reason
Can you name 1 time Ai has done something wrong and hasn't done the right thing to correct it minus shipping? Which he also fixed now with all the new options.
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>>34430738
Ai I don't really care if you got it from a guy who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend.

Just fix the beachball tits on your lewd Starbucks and make a lewd Wendy patch.
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>>34430819
Taking everybody on Mr toads wild ride for over a month and lying about everything. Only reason he finally told the truth was Neet put Ais cock in a cage.
>>
>>34430955
Dude what? Are you talking about glorious canda post being shit? Because I'm not sure how that's Ai's fault.
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>>34428784
It's already in production. Should be here in a week or two.
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>>34430955
>and hasn't done the right thing to correct it
>>
>>34430955
neet didn't do anything though...
>>
I'm new to the world of patches. Why are patching so satisfying? Anyway, I'm kinda sad I missed out on so many great patches that are not made anymore. I'd be willing to buy some off of people. Tell me what you have and name a price. Contact: alt.ha-2oikbh (at) yopmail (dot) com
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>>34430982
He held onto everyone's money and said the patches were made when they weren't at all.
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>>34430738
Hey Ai, I still haven't received my Serb Chan patch, what do?
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>>34431158
Email me
[email protected]
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After today I definitely won't be giving Ai any more of my business. He's really showing his true colors with this android patch, and this isn't the first time I've seen him knowingly do a design that a FB vendor is already making/selling.

You're a slimy, lying kike, and the way you conduct your business makes even WGW look good.
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>>34431163
Sent.
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>>34431209
>this isn't the first time I've seen him knowingly do a design that a FB vendor is already making/selling.


>giving a fuck about facecucks
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>>34431209
daily reminder that the piece of shit guy who ran it stole it from under NEET while also making a Youjo Senki empire flag even though NEET had one

He also called 2hus patches bootleg

He deserves no sympathy
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>>34431209
>tacticuck Bacuck
>worth caring about
pick one
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>>34427000
There aren't too many variations available, and based on my experience and feedback of others, they're all good. Here are the ones I bought though:

https://aliexpress.com/item/Diamond-Dogs/32788149480.html
https://aliexpress.com/item/Diamond-Dogs/32788181395.html
https://aliexpress.com/item/MSF-cloth/32805932967.html
https://aliexpress.com/item/MSF-PVC/32796888955.html
https://aliexpress.com/item/Fox/32792104214.html
https://aliexpress.com/item/Outer-Heaven-embroidery/32722593250.html
https://aliexpress.com/item/Outer-Heaven-PVC/32622150856.html

Just watch out for some odd MSF patches, some have it spelled "FROINTIERES" instead of "FRONTIERES".
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>>34431158
>>34431163
>>34431214
Ai I'm going to burn down my post office if my stuff isn't here within a week because it was resent and either I put in the wrong address which hasn't happened ever so I'm assuming the post office is just sniping my embroidered autism.
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>>34431209
This is one excellently crafted bait. You deserve the (You).
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Man I just bought a lot of shit. What kinda wood does woodpatch use?
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just dropped $50 burger points on Ai, what am I in for?
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>>34431371
>>34431209
how ever are you going to recover, Ai? you've just lost A customer.
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>>34431515
Whatever patches you bought.
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>>34431510
100% pure wood.
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>>34426431

nrol and shadilay patch ordered.

THANKS BRO
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>>34431237
this
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>>34431510

BIRCH !
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>>34421815
>>34421824
>>34421833

NEET those patches sure do look good!
But if I don't my Urban Ranger badge soon, Sarah will tell Mom, and I will be grounded.
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That feel when dropped of all orders right b4 the post office close for holiday
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test
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>>34432956
how dis look?
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>>34432975
great
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>>34432975
high school book cover tier
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Just dropped nearly $70 on patches. This is what my life has become.

>Requesting this patch be made. Can help with simplifying stuff in Illustrator if that's what it takes.
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>>34431258
Jesus christ why has no one talked about this before?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/TRUMP-Make-America-Great-Again-Morale-Patch-Emblem-Tactical-Hook-Loop-Army-Embroidery-Badge-Morale-Embroidered/1687117_32815935367.html
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>about to bully company about keychains
>suddenly get 20 fucking emails from company

>>34432270
Soon
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Patch when?
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>>34422099
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>>34433274
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>>34428278
Aye Crab I got me patches delivered today
>>
Pls vote: http://www.strawpoll.me/13310271

>>34433399
Some good digits in this thread.
>>
Whos doing kanna heart? Know skin has three but didnt see that one.
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Working on an Orthodox type patch similar to the Templar shield designs- but an orthodox shield design with the byzantine cross.
Pic related is what I have going so far.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13346085
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>>34433588
I'm thinking of it being 3.5" tall
Probably won't make too many either since I'm not sure there'll be much interest in it besides me and how much I want one.
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>>34421815
Fucking fake operators with Weeb patches, ill pass you fucking...

WHITE NIGGERS !
WHITE NIGGERS!
WHITE NIGGERS!
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>>34433568
This fgt has it >>34425050 link to store in the pastebin
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>>34433399
Ayyy good shit mang, glad enjoy my nigger
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>>34433506
Please more Gondola, I need to spend my money on something mang
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>>34433042
Seconding this request
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>>34428985
that picture is now on my "Contact" page
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4th of July SAALLEEE


I fell asleep last night so sale will last instead from right now to around 1800 PST on Wednesday (7/5/2017)

Sale is SCP and /k/R6 5.50
dataDyne (Sailboat) 5.00 flat
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>>34433506
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13310271
As I said back when you proposed Gondo1, I will by any and all Gondola related patches. If I think of an idea I'll shove a shitty sketch in here and hope someone with talent makes it not shit.
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>>34431229
Then it would be no issue if some facebook merchants decided to start ripping off the 4chan merchants?

>>34431237
TB was making them first. He posted all about it as well as delays with production. He just never advertised here.
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>>34422099
>Shadman
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>>34434122
>implying that Bacuck can produce par quality compared to here
have you seen his shit, it all looks terrible, and no, the YS flag was NEET's first, NEET had it on back order for longer, TB saw NEET making them and tried to half-assedly make his own, while making it shitily
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>>34433588
gay af
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>>34434355
Thanks for telling us your sexual orientation
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>>34434047
you're the guy in the white t-shirt
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>>34434565
False
He's the guy on the far right
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>>34434122
>TB was making them first.
I proposed the empire flag patch in this thread a day or two after the first episode dropped and Neet picked it up soon after that. Roughly by the time of episode 7 or 8 the patch design was finished because I remember telling Neet to hurry up because he only has a few weeks of hype left. So the timeframe we are talking about is late February to early March. Bacon posted the design on his fagbook 2nd of March for the first time.
>>
>>34434587
>He's the guy on the far right
>the smallest and gayest of the bunch
how u know? i hope you're wrong.
>>
>>34434638
>>34419037
Now just don't start going around bullying crab
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>>34434696
kudos on putting this together

on a real note that is his AR
and the guy on the far right is not me
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>>34434723
I just assume they were all your funs, oh well.
>>
>>34434638
god i wish

9 out of all of that is mine/family tho
>>
>>34434723
>haha nice try!
>t-t-t-that's totally not me guys I swear!
You're not fooling anyone, manlet
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>>34422099
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>>34434789
>Manlet
he's like same height as guy In white and guy on left

I'm gonna tell him what /k/ think of him tho
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>>34433131
and GATE keychains SOON â„¢?
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tell me its good :(
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>>34434122
>Then it would be no issue if some facebook merchants decided to start ripping off the 4chan merchants?

they already do hence why we do it back
>>
>>34435171
Once I fucking scream at them to fix the shit I've tried to fix 9 times now
>>
anyone know where to get a 5 panel hat with a Velcro front?
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>>34435613
>buy hat you like
>sew velcro panel on it
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>>34435617
she isnt as attractive as people make her out to be
>>
>>34435644
She's better than what you can get.
>>
>>34432270
Just got shipping notice for Urban Rangers
Doesn't give me an estimated arrival date yet
>>
>>34435644
I dunno, she's pretty fucking cute for a slav and a milf.
>>
>>34435708
milf?
>>
>>34435708
>slav
>>
>>34435708
are you mixing up natalia poklonskaya with emma watson?
>>
>>34435737
I didn't realize I was until you said that. For some reason I completely identified her as Natalia and assumed it was some joke to have her in an SS uniform.
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Hey patch thread, I'm having a 4th of July sale, starting whenever my website updates next.

All patches $4, and I will restock package art. If you buy request art please make a damn request. Sale ends this weekend.

Also, as a teaser of the patches that should be here Soonâ„¢, have this pic.
>>
>>34435790
But still not black bordered Keks?
>>
>>34435801
They're coming with this patch group. Full list is as follows:

Luna Nova Heart
Constanze Heart
Sucy Heart
Shiny Chariot Heart
Goblin Slayer badge
Black Bordered Kekistani Flag

I'll be ordering restock of KSM once this drop gets here and listed, along with more Glolis and possibly some new items.

Store is updated with the new prices. I only have 8 Kraut Space Magics left, go get 'em.
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pic related is in production
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>>34436325
you posted earlier aswell about this. wth is it even supposed to be senpai?
>>
>>34436310
gay
>>
>>34436362
>>34434423
>>
>>34436345
Design for a friend's logo/patch
Just want critique
>>
>>34436448
/gd/ is a better place to ask for general design critique
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Guys, I need some warhammer patches. Somebody please, make these, for the emperor.
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>>34436736
no
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>>34436736
>>
>>34436736
most people won't since the folks who own it are rather C&D happy
>>
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>>34436754
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>>34436773

>>34436757
Does anyone make them?
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>>34436787
You might find them on shitty Etsy pages and i know there are a very small amounts on Ebay aswell
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>go to buy Yorha patch
>see this

kekd
>>
>>34436862
I'm enjoying it but how do you take off her clothes?
>>
>>34436918
to blow her skirt off you self destruct, then heal her
>>
>>34436918
You get an item in-game that you can activate/deactivate to remove certain articles of clothing.

Alternatively, self destruct
>>
>>34436938
>>34436942
so it only lasts 1 mission?
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>>34436787
I would fuck my own ass with a thermos for a cadian gate patch
>>
>>34436954
Nah, the item (which you get for doing a side mission in the forest, if my memory isn't total shit) lets you do it whenever. You can also blow yourself up at any time by holding down the button, though torturing 2B for that ass is kind of cruel.
>>
On the topic of manlets, how tall are all of you merchants?
>>
>>34437026
all we know is 2hu is a loli
and that is all we need to know
>>
>merlin getting bullied in another thread for leaving his name on
>>
>>34437026
6'2
>>
>>34437026
This many.
>>
>>34437055
where
>>
>>34437026
It's common knowledge that all 4channers are little lolis. So the tallest one is probably 4'5"
>>
>>34437066
>>34435914
>>
I know I'm a little late but I'm having a 4th of July Sale too.

10% off the entire site and I'll be discounting a bunch of patches and wood stuff up to 50% off. The second batch of Star-Spangled Lamia patches drop at 12AM and the sale lasts all day.

Also pls do not lewd my mascot. Thank you and have a great day.
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Just dropped $30 on patches from ali express.

How fucked am I?
>>
>>34436862
Man, fuck that game. I have like the one gpu that they refuse to make a patch to fix. I couldn't even get through the goddamned tutorial mission at the very beginning...
>>
>>34437555
There are mods available to make it work fine if its for a gpu that hasn't been patched, if I remember right.
>>
>>34437026
6'11"
>>
>>34437582
None for the 780ti though.
The only noticeable difference the FAR mod/patch thing did was fix the cutscene framerate.
I got so fed up with it, I just got a refund through steam.
>>
>tfw impatiently waiting for my patches to get here.
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>>34437040
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>>34438177
all i want to do is give you head pats
>>
>>34437026
6'1".

>>34437055
Yeah, that was my bad. But really, that AK looks great.

>>34437461
Do a wooden Miia, both normal and America versions. I love you Wood.
>>
>>34438177
Will give headpats for patches, would even teach you how to....hold hands.
>>
>>34438177

Exclusive video of 2hu at the club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eRBFkxgG7g
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>>34438436
>>34438195

>>34438409
This is blue board good sir
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>>34438601
>>34438601
>>34438601
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>>34438611
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>>34438611
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Crab your package came thanks nigga
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>>34438964
did yours come with a sweet ass ziplock bag too?
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>>34438975
Fuck yea it did
>>
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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