Whelp, /k/, it's that special time of year again. In this thread, discuss fireworks, homemade explosives, and anything else of a questionable legality. What have you done in the past for the 4th? What will you be doing this year? Do you buy them or tinker yourselves?
>someone lit off a firework that was shit
>set fire to a neighbor's bush
>me and two others get up and rush to put it out
>fire's out already
>we're all just keeping water on it and blasting where smoke comes from
>neighbor(s) (all women, go figure) aren't doing shit and just standing around in the street as we keep blasting their bush
>fire comes, shoots at it, tells us thanks for trying to help, smoke is bad etc
>neighbor whines it was us to the firefighter
>fire leaves like 10 minutes later
the fourth can bring out the worst of people
>>34421292
Saw a thing on the news today that these smoke bombs are getting recalled because they could explode. I'm trying to find some before everyone takes them off the shelves.
>>34421292
>Fireworks are still illegal in Florida
at least I live close enough to drive into Alabama to buy them
>>34421919
What? When I was in Florida like seven years ago they sold fireworks IN gas stations. Did something change?
>>34421908
Why don't you just get fireworks that explode?
>>34421292
Califag here, wondering what I should get if I go cross state borders to Nevada
Heard Area 51 has good stuff for decent prices, but they also have competition being right on the Cali border, doing a road trip tomorrow night to get some
Any Nevada residents got advice to help me get my fireworks at a good price?
>>34421919
It's not like anything in Florida is dry enough to catch fire anyway. Probably just all the old people trying to ban anything fun.
>>34421919
Florida fag here. You are either dumb as shit or underage. We can get anything we want here. You just have to sign a form saying these fireworks are for scaring away birds and not for recreational use.
T. Guy who just bought motors and bottle rockets
>>34422857
Mortars*
>mfw I want to make more of a bang than shitty firecrackers and bottle rockets
>mfw I am not irresponsible enough to actually fire live ammo into the air
>mfw I wish I had blanks with which to troll my neighbors
Gonna have to be happy with the shitty firecrackers, I guess
>>34422887
will at least you're not going go to jail for killing someone
>>34422909
That's a plus, usually.
>>34421292
>me and a couple friends
>bored
>decide to make homemade rockets
>go to hardware store, obtain chemicals
>cook this shit up on stove top like mini methheads
>smells like bananas, looks like oatmeal
>pack into 1/2 pvc and tape a stick to it
>We werner von braun now
>pack rest into into tp tube for smoke bomb
>down to the river
>little cove where rainwater outflow pops out
>light ghetto bottle rocket
>doesn't go anywhere, we stuck it to deep in mud
>nice smoke screen tho
>time for biggun
>light the smoke bomb
>haha cool
>hey that's a lot of smoke
>o shit too much smoke
>run through the jungle
>come out in cul-de-sac about 3 blocks away from buddies house
>dismiss the fact we turned the woods into the set of the most
>wanna play video games?
>head to buddies house, can't play Xbox cuz his brothers there with his stoner friends
>sitting on the porch, discussing how to get airborne next time
>suddenly, bananas
>look across the street and see smoke POURING OUT OF THE RUNOFF DRAIN
>wind had pushed the smoke back up the pipe into the entire neighborhood
>The fire department shows up, about 3 alarms.
>my dad is on one the truck that pulls up in front of the house
>run and hide
>ten years later at family cookout
>drinking beer and telling stories
>I tell this one
>everyone laughs, except dad
>he says that the police called the ATF over it.
>mfw a stupid kid doing stupid kid stuff almost got jackbooted
At what point does something stop being an exploding firework and become a destructive device? It it based on yield or material it's made from?
>>34421741
>blasting their bush
heh
>>34423092
When people stop laughing and start screaming.
>>34421292
>be 9
>be outside lighting off left over roman candle from last cabin trip into Wisconsin because Minnesota is gay and had all fireworks banned
>light fuse
>fuse sizzles and goes inside roman candle
>wait
>nothing
>wait more
>nothing
>peel away paper
>look inside roman candle to see fuse
>can't see shit
>point roman candle away
>THUMP POP
>almost shot myself directly in my dominant eye with a roman candle and I totally would have deserved it for being a dumbass
mfw
Pure cane sugar mixed with stump remover (potassium nitrate) and compressed into a pvc pipe is fun.
I am not liable for any lost limbs.
Hypothetically, what would be the best things to blow up if I was to acquire quarter sticks?
>>34423255
How to mix?
>>34422337
>sold fireworks IN gas stations
Florida Man at work again.
>>34421292
I don't set off my own anymore. I have two little rat terriers that get terrified every fourth because of them. It isn't fair to them so I just go watch the big ones instead.
>>34423296
It's shake n bake measurements, trial and error
>>34423304
cute doggos
I doubt I will even light anything off this year.
Probably just watch.
>>34421919
>fireworks
>illegal in florida
When the fuck did that happen, I'd always seen Florida as one of those border states where you'd see Fireworks shops on the Florida side just across the border with Georgia
>>34423291
Plumbing
If you see these, buy them. Won't find them at you local TNT tent though.
>>34423338
Evil
Time to get one of those 60 foot long rolls of firecrackers and head to the VA hospital, kek.
God Damn I love this holiday
>>34421292
The Fourth of July is my favorite time of year.
Even though I won't be lighting off any fireworks this year, at least I can still make people smile.
>>34423407
I got 4 of these because they looked cool. What do they do?
>Pennsylvania
>you can own anything on the NFA list with a Form 4
>Castle doctrine
>No waiting period
>No magazine capacity bans
>No assault weapons bans
>YOU CAN'T HAVE DECENT FIREWORKS THAT ARE ACTUALLY FUN, YOU FAGGOT! SOMEONE COULD GET HURT!
My state makes no sense sometimes.
>>34423462
Mother of God.
>>34423442
What's up with the tan one?
>>34423473
They are a VERY overloaded salute rocket. Essentially it is a 1.3g rocket intentionally mislabeled as 1.4g (consumer fireworks designation) so it can be sold to the public. Shadier companies do this every year, and the rocket will never have the same name 2 years in a row to prevent the cpsc or atf from catching on. These Slayer branded rockets are the loudest I've ever come across. There is another one out this year with green foil labeled Alien Warrior that is supposed to be louder than the Slayers but I haven't found any in my are. Pic related is another good overload to look out for this year.
>>34423542
It's a rocket motor attached to the salute. Just haven't attached it to a stick yet. Right now it's just a super sized nigger chaser
Using roman candles to light a pit of tree limbs doused in gasoline is about as exciting as Joe Dirt made it out to be
>>34421292
Ooh, I was just looking for somewhere to post this.
I'm having trouble making my ANFO go off. Using HMTD blasting caps. First of all, usually the fuse smothers before reaching the cap. Secondly, a lot of the time the cap detonates, but the ANFO doesn't go off. I've only had one successful test, out of five.
Any idea what I can do better?
Right now, I'm using HMTD in a blasting cap made of a drinking straw and sealed with superglue and tape. ANFO is kept in a pill or spice bottle with a small hole drilled to fit fuse through. The fuel oil I use is Coleman stove fuel--would kerosene work better? And is there a better fuse material I could use that will not smother?
>>34423160
>>34422341
Because, believe it or not, some states are very anti-fun, and restrict anything other than fountains, sparklers, and smoke bombs. Hell, they even limit the maximum height that fountains can go, IIRC.
>>34422348
For my fireworks, I just went to the Pahrump NV superlocation for Phantom Fireworks. Got plenty of mortars, rockets, bottle rockets, firecrackers, ETC, for a nice price. ALSO, be fucking careful when you're crossing state lines, because LE has been known for years to have aggressive checkpoints near the 4th of july, at the CA-NV borders. I went to Las Vegas / Pahrump on spring break, so no police were really looking for anything. I don't know how it's gonna be on the last day before the fourth. Next time, go a few months earlier.
>>34423507
Yeah, I don't get it either. Arizona, for example, actually allowed NO fireworks before 2010. Now they allow safe&sane fireworks. For a state that allows pretty much every kind of federally legal firearm/ammo, including tracers, that's pretty anti-fun.
>>34422860
Motors*
>>34423442
Real question. I've been really interested in making my own fireworks. How in the hell did you make those? What did you put In them? I've seen tutorials but it requires some ATF dicklicking to get the actual good stuff
>>34423507
As a Marylander I can buy aerial fireworks in PA but PA residents can't.
>>34423296
>>34424563
not him, but:
http://www.pyrodirect.com/
http://www.skylighter.com/
>>34422887
>tfw I know of people who celebrate New Year with what are basically IEDs
and you call yourselves Land of the Free lmao
>>34424641
Why would anyone want to be a terrorist?
>>34424672
you don't need to be a terrorist to make IEDs anon
>>34424672
If you terrorise the terrorists/commies are you still a terrorist?
>>34423861
>i've conducted several failed tests
>i have really simple questions that i could answer for myself by merely conducting just one more test
fuck off nigger
>>34423304
Your dogs are a couple of fags.
>>34423861
use nitromethane racing has as the fuel oil. you could also make a booster from TATP.
>>34424672
what part of setting off some high-powered "fireworks" for shits and giggles is political?
>>34424735
*gas not has
>>34424374
Shit, really? What do you think the chances are of us getting caught?
>>34424641
Everyone has that uncle who covers an explosive in electric tape and sticks a fuse in it anon.
>>34424578
I can do the same as a proud delawarean and eastern shore resident.
I live in a "safe and sane" state, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to make something that goes boom. I have a number of those El cheapo smoke balls that have cardboard spheres around the smoke. How could I seal that cardboard to make it into a cherry bomb? Looking for something like a liquid adhesive, tape looks like shit and rarely works for me.
I still think this should be the official fire/k/racker.
>>34424687
But when you make IEDs you become a terrorist.
>>34424715
Yes
>>34424738
Everything is political.
>>34425100
How do the boots taste?
>>34425176
Nigger please. You don't know me too well.
>>34422887
>get empty case
>fill with black powder
>crimp shut
There's your blank
Is this big enough guise?
>>34425322
JESUS FUCK DON'T USE METAL PIPE.
>>34425332
Why not?
>>34424997
but does said uncle have an illegal distribution network?
there's always several arrests for manufacturing and possession and/or sale of these IEDs in my area around Christmas
>>34423319
>waterproof cannon fuse
>still stuck it in the side
full retard
>>34425332
Is this a better option?
>>34424563
I buy my materials from a small company that sets up at gun shows in my area. They sell their own brand of exploding targets as well as all kinds of pyro components, chemicals, tubes etc. They don't have signage shouting "Build your own m-80 kits sold here!" But it's pretty obvious if you know what to look for. It's easy enough to buy it online if your comfortable doing so. Just buy each component from a different place though, most won't allow your order to go through if it's obvious you are trying to make flash powder. Contrary to popular belief, it's not illegal to make flash powder. You just can't store it or transport if. Same rules as tannerite, has to be mixed and used on site.
>>34425322
go away josh
>>34425372
you don't want to learn the hard way like those retards who got attacked at a BLM rally
feds love fucking over conservative gun owners
Also I'm not sure if a pipe thread would be desirable or not... There is little reason to use a metal container unless you want deadly shrapnel or are making a pressure vessel (filled with smokeless powder probably).
Go buy some reactive targets at the hardware store and blow shit up legally. They aren't that expensive.
>Get drunk with friends innawoods
>Set off a few pounds of Tannerite
>Eat Alpaca pepperoni sticks
>More drinking
>More Tannerite
>Shoot fireworks at squirrels
>More drinking
>Shoot full-fun AK, HK91, FAL, SVT, Nugget
>More drinking
>Eat kangaroo burgers
>More Tannerite
>Shoot fireworks at the skinny autist of the group as he REEEEEs and flees into the bush
>Pack up
>Carry shit back to truck
>As the light fades hear more gunfire and 4-5 pounds of Tannerite go off
Happy 4th of July, my southern friends. Hope your celebrations are as fun as our Canada Day ones.
>>34425534
I'm just josh'n yous guys. I know how to have responsible fun.
>>34424401
Remarkable. Some shit just doesn't add up.
>>34424578
>>34425018
When out-of-staters have more rights in my State than I do, you know shit is retarded.
>>34425342
Metal pipes produce deadly shrapnel, but also a bigger boom. PVC is for niggers who don't know how to do electronics.
>>34425028
why?
>>34426545
out of state residents don't need a FOID to buy ammo in Illinois either
>>34423078
dog status: almost shot
>>34422887
Get some sparklers and electrical tape
>>34423462
>>34421292
>tfw u live in Oregon and get shit tier fireworks
>have to drive to Washington or Nevada to get the good stuff
Sometimes I regret moving from Washington. I lived in Marysville. Every 4th of July I would go into the Tulalip Indian Reservation to Boom City, they had a lot of great fireworks
> iowa just got fireworks legal
> already baby boomers and old bitchy people complaining about "muh ptsd" and dangers of fireworks
> some counties have fireworks banned outright, but still being sold at Walmart no less
Contreversies everywhere
>>34425343
My uncle is mexican, so he makes those triangles out of strips of newspapers and fills them up.
>>34421292
ITT: Traitors to the crown, im halfway through building a crypticCRICKET inspired slambang, the ships are at port and im ready to reclaim your land for queen and country.
>>34424997
>tfw I am that uncle
anyone know where a PA guy near the Delaware border can get some of the good stuff?
>>34423861
ETN+aluminum is a much better primary for what you want to do
>>34425434
what is better for flashpowder chlorate or perchlorate?
>>34421292
Pvc pipe, candlewax, black powder, and a slow burning fuse. homemade M80's ya faggot
>>34426653
Most bang for the buck. It has the most powder allowed in a fire cracker. The bigger consumer ones are litterally the same thing but surrounded in clay. Same amount of powder but just looks bigger so people think they are getting something more powerful .
>>34421292
Considering building some smoke bombs using the non-cooking version of pic related (same ingredients, instead mix with a little water and stir into a paste and let dry)
>>34430102
ATFs gonna be here any minute
>>34429733
ONLY use potassium perchlorate. Using potassium chlorate makes it way too unstable and very shock sensitive.
>>34421919
>Live in Alabama
>Drive into Florida for booze that isn't taxed to hell
>Live in Florida
>Have to Drive into Alabama for firecrackers
>>34421919
Huh? Jax area here. people are shooting off fireworks in the middle of the street right now, and I'll be stopping by a Phantom store to buy some fireworks myself tomorrow.
>>34427761
how big are those?
we get cherry bombs weighing up to 50kg over here
>>34423304
>Rat
Looks about right
>>34423296
You can either shake It up in a bag or LIGHTLY cook it on an electric skillet outside and caramelize it.
>>34421292
>tfw not living in bizarro America where the AnTiFun agency was never made and every 4th of july, every american would have their own flak cannons and airburst shells and missiles to turn the 4th of july into a literal no fly zone for 24 hours.
>>34431523
If only....
>>34431583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL5Wwzscnqw
Probably look like this, just pretend the hills are actually clouds.
I bought a polish flare gun and 50 Czech flares.
>live near indian reservation with massive open-air firework market
>completely unregulated
>all kinds of crazy chinese, homebrew, and mexican shit
>since they opened on the 29th, the explosions have not stopped
>24 hours a day until the morning of the 6th
>this has been happening every year for the last 25 years
It's great and I love it.
>>34423296
Mix in 65-35 potassium to sugar, dissolve in water, boil it until it forms a paste, pour into pipe and let cool
>>34431636
>50 Czech flares
w2c?
I was surprised how cucked Virginia is about fireworks.
Based South Carolina sells m80s at gas stations regardless of holiday.
>>34425346
>sticking fuse at the end of a salute
you don't know shit
>>34421292
>live in california
>fireworks on the long list of things this state has utterly ruined
>>34431715
And we wanted to exterminate these good people
Currently in MA, so i can't buy anything fun without going out of state. Gonna make my own pyrotechnics and have some fun innawoods with some friends though, is copper or iron oxide better for making thermite? I've heard that Cu is much more explosive and unstable but I'm not entirely sure. Prob gonna light it with Magnesium strips so I can stay a safe distance.
>>34432693
You are going to be bored and completely underwhelmed with thermite. If you had more time you could come up with some interesting stuff. Hope you have some good aluminum powder though. Copper oxide is better as it potentially will allow you to make some other cool shit. Copper thermite is technically for welding copper terminals of a certain gauge. It can react somewhat like flash when contained unlike standard thermite.
All in all if near NH just go there buy some good stuff. If near a more cucked state that still sells some fireworks, like RI: One could get ground boom flowers. These are ground fireworks that spin on the ground and then ignite a display of color and reports. One can turn them into rockets with a drill, scotch tape, and cooking skewers. Start by removing fuse from side and plugging the hole with paper wad and scotch tape. Drill a hole into bottom with a small bit a good 1/2 inch or a bit more so it has enough thrust to leave the ground and insert fuse. Attach a skewer to side with tape for stability and launch from glass bottle or pipe stuck in ground. If the ground boom flower has a report or what is called stars they will be set off at the apogee of flight and make for a cool display. Be safe. Don't do any of this btw. Mass cops can be assholes and mass residents can be like snitching grandmas peeking from behind curtains
>>34423291
Roads