Could you realistically use a firearm as a dildo?

It would be extremely painful...

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

>>34420181
if you believe you can, then you can

>>34420181
Sure, though you'll want to be careful that it doesn't have sharp edges on the front sights or parts likely to pinch.

>>34420189

you're a big dildo

>>34420181
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

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>>34420181
IDK, ask this guy

>>34420334
Oh yeah didn't think about a supressor. Edge gonna hurt but wrap a condom around it and you're pretty much there.

>>34420181
You're a dildo and you've used a gun I'm sure.

>>34420181
Well this one time at boot camp...

Most suppressors would do nicely.

>>34420213
4 u

>>34420213
for you

>>34420190
nobodies brave enough to use my penis as a dildo
>tfw no gf

>>34420181
Le dildo xD le quirky /k/ xDDDD
>>>r/4chan

>>34420181
Try op and then come back and tell us

>>34422413
>'Le' but ironically
>'xD' but ironically
>'quirky' but ironically
>'xDDDD' but ironically
Like you're any better.

>>34420189
Fur yu

Ask some African women

>>34422222

>>34420181
in egypt they heat up ak barrels and stick it up peoples anuses

>>34423702
>they heat up ak barrels and stick it up peoples anuses

Do they heat it up the conventional way by putting a few mags through the AK or do they just disassemble the gun completely and then throw the barrel in an oven that has been preheated to 350 degrees for 10-15 minutes?

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Some chicks have gotten fucked with guns.

Minority chicks (Mexicans and niggers) often have these style of wounds

http://www.lex18.com/story/35422152/louisville-teen-arrested-for-allegedly-shooting-woman-in-vagina

If a woman respects, she'll let you do anything.