Why don't more people live underground?

>>34418544
It isn't how human beings are meant to live.

>>34418757
We're not supposed to stay at home 24/24 7/7 and remain virgins after 25 years, and yet here I am.

>>34418544
No sun

>>34418544
sun worshipper surface dwellers fuck off

>>34418757

>YFW if the trend ever takes off there will be subterranean mutants to fight off

>>34418833
That's because you're a faggot.

>>34418544
You just don't know about them.

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>>34418912
So you are.

>>34418544
Honestly makes sense, we'll need to do it on the moon & possibly mars. With the correct lighting type in halls and common areas you can simulate the sun's ability on humans, pets, plants and livestock. Best to figure it out here before trying it full scale out there.

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>>34418544
because id rather live in a mighty zepplin, drinking fine wine, wearing monocoles with picklehaube and imperial uniform, laughing at the cave dwellers and dropping bombs on them

>>34419193
Bombs can't do shit, you shoulda learned that from Nam cunt.

>>34419603
http://nypost.com/2017/04/24/this-is-whats-left-after-the-mother-of-all-bombs-hit-afghanistan/
check mate vile sub human cave dweller, the skies are the future

people arent suited to being crushed by earth

>>34419614
Tard.

>>34418833
Literally all your fault

>hey lets make a living space
>should we like build it on an empty plot of land
>nah we should like excavate a large section of Earth and take lots of special issues into consideration to make this enjoyable livable
>sounds cool that won't cost extra right

90% of all questions that begin with "why doesn't fun sounding thing or interesting idea happen more" can be answered with "it costs money."

Sure you could Vietnamese spider hole that shit but I dunno how much fun they were what with no internet and weirdos with 1911s trying to shoot at you.

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>>34422320
>finish excavating tunnels
>furnishing your tunnel house
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>34418544
Check out /r9k/.

>>34422320
Most internet cables run underground anyway. What's one more fiber run?

>>34418544
>It sounds like heaven to me.

Ventilation of fresh air and damp and natural light?

Are you an anxious individual?

>>34422320
They were very fun cause yanks were wasting millions bombing dirt/themselves above.

>>34418907
Vitamin D...

>>34418907
fuck off underground you mole cuck, stop stealing my surface space if you love the underground so much you reet.

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REEEEEEEEEE
SKYSEERS OUT, YOUR PETTY NORMIE FIGHTS HAVE NO PLACE IN THE UNNAGROUND
WE SALAMANDERS AND PLUMP HELMET WINE NOW