So is this the best band that sings about historical warfare?

yeah and it's not very good

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>>34416283
>Ian will never punch you in the solar plexus and rub your face into the mud with hsi boot
>he will never upload it as the newest InRange exclusive mudtest

>>34416291
It's alright. I like Panzer Battalion

>>34416283
wtf my fav gun nerd is a fan of my fav band?
feels like heaven

>>34416283
How do people listen to this stuff and not feel shame?

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Is that Karl in the mask?

>>34416317
>THOUSANDS OF TONS OF FORGOTTEN WEAPONS
>MAKING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE SAND
>OUR GUN JESUS IS BACK FOR REVENGE
>BERGMANNS SWEEPING THE LAND

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I really wasn't expecting them to do this, but I still expected them to do this.

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>>34416283
>So is this the best band that sings about historical warfare?
Yeah, but Sodom is a close second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR_Fq9MYaXI

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>>34416283
I'll stick to maiden

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Fucking children. Turn in your Mosin-Nagants. You're not worthy.

https://youtu.be/N_ZG6tRGMYk

>>34416317

ghost division is legit one of the catchiest songs ever

the rest of their work is "eh" save for other golden nuggets. Honestly, Turisas is much more consistent when it comes to historical masturbation with metal.

also wish most of these bands didn't devolve into monotone screamo readings of wiki articles.

>>34416283
I dislike power metal but I guess it's one of the most prominent of today.

>Be Swedish power metal band
>Name yourself after 14th century foot armor
?

>>34416283

Has ian ever killed anybody? like actually made a motherfucker die?

>>34416431
https://youtu.be/2G5rfPISIwo

>>34416283
wtf I love metal now

>>34416548
>screamo
>Sabaton
Hahahahaha
No.

>>34416738

i mean other historical metal bands, shit like Ex Deo

>>34416548
poltava>ghost division. both are great though, easily my favorites from them.

>>34416742
Ah. Carry on then

And for the record, Sabaton is one of those bands that are good on CD, but are even better seen live. Sure, the sound quality isn't always perfect, but the sheer energy they bring more then makes up for it.

I'm still salty as fuck that I missed the last local-ish show. Fucking job.

>>34416283
Fucking love em. Soldier of 3 Armies, Ghost Division and Night Witches are my 3 favorites.

>>34416283
Goddamnt Ian. My respect is diminished.

>>34416759
>find out they have a single concerts in my country an hour and a half away from my place
>all tickets sold out
I was so fucking disappointed.

>>34416794
Hearts of Iron, Aces in Exile, and The Lost Battalion are my 3 favorites

Musically, I don't have a lot of opinions

But lyrically, 40 to 1 can bring me to tears.

>>34416958
>Hearts of Iron
agreed
but also The Last stand and Union

>>34416473
Good taste anon

>>34416759
makes me super fucking sad they arn't going to be at Wacken this year.

Also Iced Earth has a few historical ones that are good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M155Er6PFz0

>>34416473
classic song
Most metal is shit and so is sabaton

>>34417151
DESU, I can't really list my favorites, as there's a bunch that I really enjoy. Ghost Division naturally, Wehrmacht is catchy as fuck; To Hell and Back always makes me want to sing along.

>>34416308
underrated

>>34417232

for me it's Firestorm, Midway, White Death, Stalingrad and Panzerkampf.

>>34416283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_o8PN4Q4Y

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>>34416759
>>34416738
>any of those bands
>screamo
fucking plebs

>>34416431
This. I dig Sabaton, but nobody does history like Maiden. Up the Irons baby.

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sabaton is dope af
they would make a great entertainment for a /k/ meetup

All this music is terrible

>>34417293

To be fair, Bruce Dickinson literally has superhuman intellect. Nobody can compete.

>>34416283
>Liking Nazi bands

Seriously though, Zulu is great, Ghost Division and Lost Battalion. Primo Victoria is another one that's on my playlist. Great band.

>more eceleb faggot threads

Saged

Of course Ian the armchair commando narcissist along with Karl the autist listens to shitty metal trash.

Not even surprised. Newfags will eat this up.

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>>34416283
Don't forget powerwolf!

>>34417352
You're right, God is Heaven what are we thinking?! I've seen the light in your needlessly contrarian ways. I'll quit having fun immediately.

>>34417367
Don't be so obvious when you samefag.

>>34417372
>Having fun by posting in eceleb threads
>Listens to manchild metal

Reddit is probably more your speed kid.

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>>34417348
>sabaton
>nazi

>>34417378
And what do YOU listen to oh King-of-all-that-is-music?

>>34417388
Not metal and not rap / hip hop.

Anything else. That is literally faggot scum of the earth trash.

>>34417394

you do you, 15 years old youtube commenter.

>>34417394
>Anything else
Right, so what are your favorite Kay Perry songs? I'm sure you're a huge fan of Kerry Underwood too. What's the name of her most recent song about killing her husband/boyfriend?

>>34417371
Powerwolf belongs to tg, not k.

>>34417406
Be nice. He's not at that level of cunt yet.
It's not like he said he only listens to classical or jazz, like the pretentious fuckwad he is

>>34417394
So you listen to brokencyde?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

>>34417479
You post a combo of what I despise and ask if I like it?

>>34417490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ

>>34417500
>Posting nigger inspired music to a guy who just said he despised rap and hip hop

You're a bright one for sure.

>>34417507
Im not even that guy, I just find it funny how annoyed your getting.

https://youtu.be/i63cgUeSsY0

>>34417524
>Annoyed I'm getting
>Says the guy searching over youtube for stupid shit to post here

>>34417524
I'd fuck that midget.

>>34416362
ceo of varusteleka

>>34417185
Iced Earth's Glorious Burden I'd great. But the Gettysburg Trilogy at the end is phenomenal. Ripper kills it

>>34418438
Completely agree. Clear the way is good but doesn't even come close to the Gettysburg Trilogy.

INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH

>>34416283
Autistic faggot that actually likes this shit here. Here is a quick run down of the good stuff that I know of:
>>The Art of War
>Ghost Division: Pure Sex, 10/10
>The Art of War: Okay
>40:1: Awesome
>Cliffs of Gallipoli: Okay
>Talvisota: Pretty Good
>Panzerkampf: Awesome, but I feel bad after listening to it, because it's about filthy commies.
>Union (Slopes of St. Benedict): Meh
>The Price of a Mile: Okay
>>Coat of Arms
>Uprising: Meh
>The Final Solution: It's okay, just don't like it too much
>Aces in Exile: Awesome
>Saboteurs: Good, but too edgy
>Wehrmacht: Good
>White Death: Awesome, helps me get over that dirty feeling I get from liking Panzerkampf
>>The Last Stand
>Basically the entire album is pure sex. The worst song on there is probably Blood of Bannockburn and that one is still pretty good
>>Heroes
>Night Witches: Awesome, but has the Panzerkampf problem
>To Hell and Back: Awesome
>Resist and Bite: Awesome

And that's basically everything you need to know. Everything not listed isn't all that good.

>>34421052
>Price of a mile is only okay
>No Gott Minn Uns
>No Midway
>No Screaming eagles
>No Hearts of iron

>>34416431
Isn't maiden just mainly british history?

>>34421052

>Carolus Rex not in the good albums
>repetitive shit from The Last Stand under "pure sex"

>>34421223

Midway made me cringe with embarrassment for them.

>NAAAVAL WAAAAR

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People who take metal with any ounce of sincerity are the worst. It's supposed to be overdone cheesy nonsense; that's the point.

>>34421316
I agree with you for the most part, but with lyrics dealing with historical stuff they kind of owe it to the source material to be a little serious.

>>34421052
>price of a mile
>only okay
Price of A Mile is probably one of their best songs IMO. I just like the dire, darker feeling of it, and how it reflected just how fucking pointless WWI seems. That being said, I think it sounds better when they do it live or on the live bits of their albums, than it does in the studio version. Can't really pinpoint why though.

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this guys are great

All these songs and no one has mentioned Rorke's Drift.

>>34422601

ZULU'S ATTACK

>>34423030
FIGHT BACK TO BACK

I think that the issue with them are the cheesy english lyrics, but that's mostly an issue for native english speakers. Their songs in swedish are way better.

>>34416291
They're overrated, but they're pretty good.
Screaming Eagles music video gives me a hard on and I yell it and headbang when drunk.

>>34416794
GF was in a gender studies class and I used Night Witches to make fun of her since she's a reiki healer and I like to make fun of her.
>But you're a witch and the song is so empowering!

>>34424808
WE

>>34424808
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND

>>34422601
No Bullets Fly.. one of their best.

>>34424845
Very cheesy, but as a non-native it doesn't bother me all that much. My favorite songs are To Hell And Back, Lost Battalion and The Last Stand. Honorable mentions for When the Winged Hussars Arrive

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I wish 'In the Name of God' made it back into the setlist
>Captured in all your lies, fear is in your eyes. >Creature who's gone insane, your war in is vain.
>Trapped in a cage of stone, we'll destroy your home.
>Consequence of your action.

Camoflage is p good, anyone know what its based on?

>>34425145
It's a cover of a Stan Ridgeway song.
It is, IMO, the best cover they've done, and easily my favorite song on Last Stand

>>34425145
It's a cover from another band ( stan ridgeway), so it isn't historical. But goddamn if it isnt my favorite one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exe-qs0RDQs

>>34416334
+1

You wont like it, but i'll post it anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrzGyW-5sE

>brass boots, where has your gaunt gown gone?
>whose streets have you walked on?
>who did you meet?
>what did they say?
>is the world just a foxhole you watch from?

>>34416283
>Sabaton
The singer looks like he was on his way to a hard gay scat porn shoot, took a wrong turn and decided to join a band. The music is garbage, but all power metal is.

>>34417371
>powerwolf
Crap.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfDPXnzov_c

In darkness, I'm buried, in sorrow and despair.
The silence, awareness sharpened, I see the seconds dragging by.

Clenching the fingers tightly, counting remaining rounds.
I pray for my woman and my child.
I smell the fear around me, embraced in leather bounds.
I hope my body's never found.

The foe is never sleeping, I see them crawling near, Biding their time, collecting forces.
Aiming for swift surrender, no going back. We fight till death or we stack corpses.
Fight! Kill! I feel my demons rising.
Load. Aim. I see them flow by the horizon.

No sound, not even whispers. Fear is silenced by control.
As I exhale, rasping air. I aim my gun and take a soul.

Brothers falling, flesh is scorching, blood is swallowed by hate.
Into the slaughter, into the fire, I'm still here, so hell can wait!

Hands, frozen, and yet I live and yet I kill.
Heart, pounding, I fight with iron will.
Commander shouting, retreat. Time to give the torch to Kate.
Engines roaring, she's taking aim. A single note will be played.

Her chant of roaring madness, rendering might, A soldiers delight.
They will forever witness, her demonic chant, little Kate is our light.

Heads, splitting, their sorrow speaks in foreign tongues.
Kate, singing, leave my brothers alone!

Skinless bodies, remain. All the colors of war.
Little Kate, reloaded, they are ready for more!

Pacцвeтaли яблoни и гpyши Пoплыли тyмaны нaд peкoй
Bыхoдилa нa бepeг Кaтюшa Ha выcoкий бepeг нa кpyтoй

Bыхoдилa, пecню зaвoдилa Пpo cтeпнoгo cизoгo opлa
Пpo тoгo, кoтopoгo любилa Пpo тoгo, чьи пиcьмa бepeглa

>>34416283
Sabaton is pretty bad

>>34425855
Wow that whole song sounds like shit. Garbage drums and powercords, voice changer vocals... What the fuck is this edgy garbage lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjZM0Tb6wqE

>>34425882
>that whole song
>didnt even listen to it
Work on your trolling son, you provoke no feeling

>>34417302
He looks like such a faggot

>>34425912
Fucking please anon, 2 minutes is enough to get into a song to recognize how mediocre it is.
Shit drums
Shit chords
Shit vocals
Shit edgy lyrics.
The end.
Let me tell you how many successful bands use voice changers for their main vocals... OH WAIT

It's shit man, and just because someone doesn't like your garbage music doesnt mean they're a troll.

>>34425927
He literally is

>>34424933
FIRE AT WILL! IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED!

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>>34417348
>Nazi bands

>>34425932
0/10

Enjoying summer?

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>>34425912
I notice you didnt say anything about their song posted...
>you have to like my songs
>im not listening to your song
>but when i post a song you have to like it
>or you'll hurt my feeligns
Wew lad...

>>34425960
I simply dont care, doesnt matter what you post.

>>34425946
>someone says your music sucks
>'fucking summer 0/10'
.... anon you cannot be serious. They even posted links to songs and havent commented on.
What kind of safe space echo chamber are you used to where you cant defend or even interpret criticism?
>stop disliking what I like!
^you

>>34425980
>not even giving the song a chance
>"the whole song sucks"
Wew indeed.

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>>34425979
Then why are you even responding...
What was the point of even posting that completely lack-luster song with the lyrics if you didn't want people to respond to it. Can you not deal with negative reactions? That song was worse than most others for reasons already mentioned and if you can't handle other peoples opinions it's time to put the internet away and crawl back to your tumblr.

>>34425980
You're trying a little too hard, kid. Haven't you got a call of duty game to shit up?

>>34426011
Try harder.

>>34426002
It's almost like it's super repetitious and after being 2 minutes in nothing has changed, not the tempo, not the lyrics, not the vocals, not the drums or guitar not anything. It's like droning edge music anon. This is the kind of shit you listen to when you're 14 on the bus fantasying about harming others.
Be-careful with that edge, as I'm sure they'll call your parents if they see you with it.

>>34426034
>>34426018
>legit points as to why the song sucks
>posts nothing to back it up
Wow, you can think Im trolling all you want but some day you're going to go
>fuck am i retarded and no one told me?
And the answer will be yes.
Enjoy your garbage music. Sorry I didn't like your favorite band anon.

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>>34426035
Man, get a load of this /mu/cuck going all out after a mere 2 minutes? Wew

>>34425855
Lmao what is this crap

>>34426069
Something sabaton fans itt cant even into

>>34426035
Ease up on those dank memes son

>>34426064
Nice one anon I'm sure like 20 other posters have your back. The song sucks. The band sucks. Theyre repetitive and completely unimaginative. If you think that is even close to good then we have nothing to discuss anymore.

>I say your music sucks
>you say im trolling
>I explain why the music sucks
>'b-but you didnt even listen to the whole song'
>explain more why your music sucks
>'n-nice try anon, we love this stuff right guys?'
notice how the number of posters in this thread isnt going up? It's just you and me here and I say your music sucks. You havent said anything about anyone elses songs, just came here to post your favorite song that has fucking synthetic vocals and a drum/guitar beat that every 12 year old garage band knows.

GG.

>cheesy /k/ related metal(ish) things thread

I'll just leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThrVQKl04Ak

>>34426088
what dank memes anon. What dank memes. The only thing close to a waste of brain cells is your taste in music, but no one likes to hear that so i guess I'll just call you a faggot or something so you can displace this anger.

>>34426059
Not even close to my favorite, but keep trying though. Keep on listening to your ass-less chap wearing "pride" band Sabaton

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>>34417268
>saetia
>literally the "there is no happy here" screamo band

Orchid nigga

>>34426106
You spout memes with the fervor of a 12 year old who's parents just left you home alone for the first time in months with free reign over the family computer

>>34426107
Where did I say anything about sabaton. >>34426126
You can't reuse my insults anon you just come off looking like a retard.

Your band sucks. Your taste in music sucks. If you think droning computer generated vocals over repetitious drugs and the same guitar riff for 5 minutes is a good song then you just lack life experience in general.

Sorry I don't like your music anon, maybe think about getting some thicker skin if it's going to make you this upset.

Sabaton is pretty a pretty garbage sounding band that filled a niche that no one thought needed filling.

Any one else with any inkling of talent in songwriting could wreck them.

>>34426093
>replying with a novel length post
Wew

>>34426157
>y-your band s-s-sucks
>is a diehard sabaton fan
keks on high

>>34426197
I've never listened to sabaton of half the bands in this thread. I can tell you my opinion after listening to an example song and tell you my personal opinion of it.
Sorry if you live in a place where people aren't allowed to give their personal opinions. Must suck.

Get back into that safespace anon, and circle jerk the same two albums every day for the rest of your sane life. I honestly didnt mean to trigger you, and even posted a better song for you to maybe take to. Sorry again.

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Lets break it down real quick.

>his haircut
>his facial hair
>his sunglasses and stupid plastic armor he wears
>the power metal
>the try-hard, over the top machismo battle lyrics
This is a man who has felched shitty cum out of another man's ass

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>>34426215
>I've never listened to sabaton

>>34426245
What? I assumed most people in this thread were aware that sabaton was trash tier homosexual shit.

>>34426261
>I dont like your band
>therefore I must be a spy sent by pro-sabaton users
Do you even hear yourself.

I never defending sabaton, I just said your song >>34425855 here sucks dick.
Gave you reasons why it sucks and the only thing you have is that you think I'm a pro-sabaton poster? I have no idea about any of their songs, the music I listen to you would dislike anyway.

You have this weird mental problem where you think if someone doesn't like your stuff, they must have some agenda. Stop. Your music sucks. Stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ATqOezSiA

>>34416283
Defeater is more of a WWII in general band, pretty good band though. Only "war themed" band I listen to.

>>34426347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEFkTfGy7CQ

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>>34426301
>english breaking down
>"I never defending sabaton"
>"Stop. Your music sucks. Stop."
>posts trash

>>34426347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4WDaSjH6fQ

>>34426360
If that's how you feel sure.
And if by english breaking down you mean ending something in ing on accident sure. I've had a few drinks.

>someone doesnt like my shitty generic repetitive, unimaginative band!
>THEY MUST BE TROLLING
^you
Please go back to your safe space.

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>>34426398
>ending something in ing
Even if you removed the 'ing', it's still wrong.

What a brain.

>>34426360
Source me where I defended sabaton or any band for that matter... You're just getting butthurt over someone not liking your shitty music...
>>34426412
>make non-specific example
>suddenly it's under hyper-investigation
Sorry I triggered you anon. I didn't know you couldn't extrapolate and use critical thinking skills like reading...

I'll be more direct.
>>34425855
This song is meme tier edge master shit. It's for faggots with zero musical taste, essentially. No, I don't like sabaton, but I sure as fuck can tell you that's some garbage music.

Sorry to have disliked what you like anon. Really gotta prove yourself on these anonymous internet chat boards.

>>34416283
>ian is a metal fag
>ian is into bad metal

COLOR ME FUCKING SURPRISED.

i just want to say i called this, and my assumption was completely based off his grooming habits.

>all the butthurt ITT
Y'all need to chill and embrace the suckage. Believe me, it could always be worse

t. Manowar fan

>>34426445
I grow weary of conversing with the intellectually disabled and will no longer entertain those suffering from Fragile X Syndrome.

>>34426245
So what do you enjoy then anon?

>>34416283
They don't know the difference between England and Britain, stupid fucks.

>>34426514
Nice anon. You sure told them :^)

>>34426514
>Holier than thou attitude
Color me surprised.

>>34417371
Nigger what the fuck

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Sabaton is good, but they're not In Extremo good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhjEqOj5QqA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KhtbsNSRKg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxxCCeaeLIw

Though, to be fair, only a small portion of their stuff is about warfare,

>>34416759
I have their live show album, they're also kind of a hoot "Well we're doing a show in France so we'll let you pick the next song since when you don't get democracy you cut people's fucking heads off"

"Fuck dude you just threw our singer off the stage, what are we going to do for the next song"
"Sing it in Swedish so no one can tell if we fuck up the words"
"... Yeah that works"

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>>34416382
>AMMO EUPHORIA