You are defending Midway Island when these guys show up. What do?

Rape their waifus.

>>34405174
Grab my Yuudachi daki and join them.

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>>34405204
This is you.

>>34405204
Shigure is better because he's the cutest boy

>>34405214
haha wow you showed him! Nice REDPILL!

>>34405174
>implying I wouldn't be fighting for their side to begin with
give me waifus or give me death. it is time to wage the holy war against the 3D menace.

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>>34405214
>revenge for nukes

the nukes are what gave us anime in the first place

>>34405174
>Those 2 dudes with the exact same pillow

Holy shit talk about a basic bitch waifu.

Hire a girl to stand around and scare them off

>>34407011
Look at the face from that guy in the back.
He's literally fuelled by rage because he's living a NTR doujin of his waifu.

The chubby guy will misteriously die in his sleep from asphyxiation.

>>34406954
>the nukes are what gave us anime in the first place

>implying that japs weren't completely fucked in their tiny yellow heads since dawn of time

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife

>>34405174
japan was either nuked too much or not enough

>>34407585
Just right.

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>>34405174
Make them into my waifus

>>34405174
I tell them that only through the power of Trump will Anime be made Real.

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>>34406954

>>34405204
POI

>>34405174
Engage in manly banter, establish dominance, take the dakis, expand my daki harem.

>>34407943
sounds like ir'd be a daki daki morning. or, after you steal them they'd be in daki daki mourning

>>34405174
Cum in all their dakis and tell them they are my sluts now then proceed to paint them with my sharpies so they look like a gyaru slut just like in my chinese NTR doujins.