*penetrates your armor from 2 km*

>>34405143

*breaks down after 200 m*

>>34405143
*runs out of fuel and breaks of sabotaged slave labor*

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*shits on you from a great height*

>>34405143
*Wife gets penetrated by Ivan, the rear echelon conscript, 200km away. Commits suicide a week later*
:'(

*turns your transmission into spalling from 2km*

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>>34405143
*bombs your factories*

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>Straight Spurr geared final drives / transmission
>No Double herringbone gear final drive master race

enjoy your stripped transmission after 5 miles of running

>>34405322
Implying the Heer has enough fuel to move one of those things for that many miles

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*bombs your civilians*

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*hides behind you*

>>34407047
Do it again

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*blocks your destroyers*

>>34407047
Do it again

>>34407111
No that is the "refugees'" job now.

>almost no fuel available
>lack of high quality metals
>factories bombed
>no skilled workers left
>no heavy weight-carrying bridges left standing
>"lets build heavy tanks!"

>>34407138
It's almost as if Germans aren't particularly good at anything and are just chancers who have an excellent propaganda machine, and a natural ability to wreck entire planets.

>>34405143
*Runs out of gas and crew has to retreat on foot*

>>34407152
No, they are great at science but terrible at politics.

>>34407070
that's a good strategy for a light armored car

>>34407070
*oWo what's this?

>>34407437

So good it BTFO a Tiger.

http://ww2live.com/en/content/world-war-2-stunning-when-m8-greyhound-knocked-out-tiger-tank-during-exciting-engagement

>>34407478
kek if you believe that

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>>34405143
*laughs in russian*

>>34407782
russian laughter sounds surprisingly like sobbing

>>34407519
37mm to the rear at close range could cause all sorts of damage to any modern MBT, so it is not unreasonable to suggest it knocked out a Tiger.

>>34405322

IIRC they were gonna use planetary final drives, but they were too short on machine tools and the heavies needed to get the planetaries that they could make.

>>34407519
that happened all the time, dumb wehraboo

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>>34407821
That's because when Russians laugh Germans have to sob.

>>34407838
there were no tigers around st vith then. it was probably another type of tank.

>>34407830
ok

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>>34405143
*charges you on horseback*

*crashes your game*

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>>34408002
*forgets pic*

>>34407782
There is at least 90 percent chance those two have all the interior and engines intact and given the fact that some russians activated isu-152 that was sitting in one place for 60 years gives me hope that with some tools, oil and diesel you could re activate those two.

>>34407982
That's a myth.

>>34407946
>http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a952910.pdf

According to the guys counting up dead Germans after the battle, there was at least one Tiger knocked out. Though, they do mark it as a "Panzer VI "King Tiger"" which is kinda funny

>>34408179
i'm aware of the us report. if you read german reports, there were no tigers around st vith that day. so, as i said, it was probably another type of tank. the m8 crew was still extremely brave, of course, but it's very doubtful the vehicle was correctly identified

>>34407138
More like:
>We have about 3.5 trained tankmen left
>Better get them the best vehicle possible

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>>34408061
Actually, it's half true, because Poles did that, but instead of charging in with the lances they just set up anti-tank and rekt Germans.

>>34408212
One could argue that the German records were wrong as well, given the complete chaos during the battle. Normally i would call it Tigerphobia as well, but seeing as it is noted in the after-battle reports which includes the precise number of dead Germans and detailed descriptions of other knocked out vehicles, Tigerphobia kinda seems less plausible.

But then the report somehow manages to mix up Tiger and King Tiger, so for all we know it could have been a Panther

>>34408331
Soldiers were lying about destroying tigers just to wave their dicks. When somebody would destroy pzIV they'd report that they killed tiger.

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>>34408280
>mfw the Germans used horses for almost everything
>mfw the Poles are the only ones to get shitposted about it

>>34408498
to be fair, they did look alike so from a distance or during combat i could see the mistake. plus, soldiers weren't the autistic rivet counters we are

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>>34408522

>>34407047
Do it again Bomber Harris