Things your first gun would say to you today.

>>34401906
how often do you have to make this thread?

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>>34401918
this

>>34401906
>why did you put me in a fapco stock?

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What would the last gun you shot say about you and/or your shooting?

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>all this time and you still can't fucking hit shit with me?

>stop open carrying me I'm literally a concealed carry version of this platform
>jesus christ get me a holster that doesn't involve me flying off onto the road when you hit a bump on your motorcycle
>fuck you idiot edgelord

>>34404117
Please clean me, that shit was corrosive.

just got my first gun today

>fucking learn how to rack my slide properly faggot

>>34401906
>Would you fucking clean me already. It's been at least 15 years.
>>34404117
>När ska vi befria hemlandet från muslimerna?
I..I don't know.

>>34401906
>DON'T OIL THE FUCKIN THREADS THEY'LL JUST RUST YOU DUMB CUNT

>>34404117
>practice more kneeling, seated and standing jfc you got so much support you're essentially shooting from a benchrest

>>34401906
>Fuck off, spammer

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>>34404139
fug man,that can't be good for a that little gat.How do you get it if it falls on a freeway or something

>>34401906
Why did you sell me? I was loyal and true since you were 10. Then you were a dumb 19 year old who saw me as a way to make the rent payment. Hope you regret it.

(Yes, my old Marlin Model 60, I do regret it. I have three of your brothers now in your memory, and if ever I found you - I'll know from the engraving on the stock - I'd pay ten times what I sold you for.)

>>34404117
Damn! Nice to be handled by a guy who knows what he's doing! You complete me...

>>34404117
You're an autist (and this is coming from a kraut gun).

>>34401906
>Still too much of a faggot to shoot yourself I see

>>34404117
>You flinch like a bitch

>>34404117
>you're shooting blanks and still flinch like a bitch

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>>34405903
Are weapons of iron and wood capable of forgiveness.

>>34404117
Auf der Heide bluht kleines blumelein, und das heist, Erika!

>>34404117
>"Hmm. Not bad. Not good, but not bad. I guess you kids nowadays are used to all them fancy 3 dot sights and what not, so I can pass you on this."
-Colt 1903 Hammerless.

A .22? Fuckin pussy

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Things that your gun safe or storage says about your taste in guns.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, THATS NOT WHERE THAT GOES

FUUUUUUUUCK!