if you could fuck a plane what plane would you fuck

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>>34398057
xwing-tan of course

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twintails a best

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>>34398057
Drone

>>34398057
The B-52. And I'd do it during a low altitude, high speed, combat style run. Would go balls deep.

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C-2A
Beacuse I want to be the one who fills it with Seamen.

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A-10

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>>34403196

>>34403196
*BRRRRRRRRT*

>>34403196
The F-22 and F-35 are just run-of-the-mill fighters, but mounting a giant 30mm minigun to a straight-wing dual-jet aircraft that's practically invincible and can take off from any dirt road is honestly sexual in every way possible.

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De Havilland Venom

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>>34398057
>if you could fuck a plane
I feel so sorry for your parents

>>34403601
>practically invincible

funny way of saying "downed by a MANPAD with a tiny >3lb warhead"

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Classy lady, high maintenance, needs to be treated gently, but oh how fast she goes and how svelte she is.

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I would stick my pee pee in those intakes

>>34398057
How many times do we need this fucking thread.
Mcfucking kill yourself