So what do you guys use to defend yourself and family?

I just use a shotgun. Double barreled shotgun. That's all I need. It's got a nice spread.

>>34394369
I use a pre recorded psychicpebbles scream played on a loud speaker

i tend to rotate guns, not by planning, its usually just what ever gun i have loaded at the time because i put it in one of those spring loaded handgun safes on my night stand. its usually either a beretta 96, p2000sk or 1911.

>>34394369
Publicly acting like a crazy white dude to dissuade any probes. By my bed, a Moss 500, 18.5 inch barrel, weaponlight, 5 rounds 00buck in the tube and 5 on the stock. Behind that is a closet door, and behind the door is an AR-15, mag in, chamber empty, also has a weaponlight. I sold my carry pistol today and almost immediately bought a snub nose .38, which will suffice from now on whenever I'm not around my long guns.

.380 in a biometric safe right above my bed, UTS-15 within arm's reach.

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There have been a series of break-ins recently. Last time the fuckers plugged the sinks in the target house and flooded it for good measure.

My house is sizable, and I have it to myself (rest of the family is out of town), so I set an elaborate series of traps up, focusing on major entry points and bottlenecks like doors and stairwells. I'm not too worried, but I wish the fucks wouldn't do this shit on Christmas. I've been busy for days.
>pic related, Christmas dinner.

>>34394369
shitty forced memes

>>34394369
Gremblo you fool. Why would you use a bolt action to defend your home and family? Surely there are better alternatives for a working man to provide security for his home.

I sleep with my mosin hidden in my waifu pillow

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>>34394610

>>34394602
I hope a creepy burglar rapes you half to death then sells you to a truck load of polka band pedophiles.

>>34394623
I'm not too worried about them, but there's some old guy around who I think might be a skinwalker

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>>34394547
bump

In leafistan, no fun allowed, no gun licenses.

have KA-BAR beside bed, generic bastard sword on wall next to bed, homemade airgun shooting 4" nail darts at 100psi (was originally intended to be a nerf gun but I think a 4" nail would hurt a bit) Wicked Lasers flashtorch makes a good club sitting on my desk.

>>34394369
>>34394547
I'm suprised Zach would even own a gun let alone support gun rights since he's an extreme leftist who listens to NPR.

>>34394602
Well, I think your best bet is try and make the house look like it's actively being lived in to deter them.

>>34394369
A .357 revolver.

>>34394637
I wouldn't worry about that.

>>34394670
You don't need a license for a muzzle loaded flintlock of any caliber. Just sayin.

>>34394369
My Keckler and Hock assaulter gun mark 1000 plus with extended clips and laser

>>34394369
No family to defend, no possessions worth dying for and i don't own the place i live in.

>>34394369
Fuck off your shitty adult swim wannabe faggot

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>>34394676
>people IRL aren't exactly like my 4chan caricatures
hmmmmmm

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my tiny pistol

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Tt-33

>>34394369
AYKAY FORTEESEBEN

>>34394731
Sure you do

>>34394369
a nugget that has been bubba'd to fit a nice fuck off sized muzzle brake. If I miss intruder then intruder is gonna die anyways from the fireball while simultaneously having both eardrums completely destroyed.

>>34394670
Why do you pretend you need that kind of protection in peaceful leafistan? It's not like you're a poorfag burger living in melanin enriched territory.

>>34395189
>what are Muslims

>>34395189
Canadians have refugees, chinks, moose, and iglooniggers to deal with

mossberg maverick in the closet of my bedroom.
now that I mention it, it's unloaded right now.

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Loaded FNX45 tactical and a couple mags for my SLR if leftists really do rise up while I'm nappin

9mm Cz compact out and about, wasr at night. Going to be adding in something in 45-70 for exploding bears and moose.

>>34394408
>>34394408
i like to give a warning blast through the door when i hear them breaking in

>>34394670
have you also considered paint cans attached by string to your upper staircase balcony and a cooking pot filled with firecrackers to scare them off?

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>>34395189

>>34395270
>screaming threats and islamic chants
Oh my. That's very canadian terrorism.

Remington 870 next to my golf bag about 5 feet from my bed, 6 rounds of PDX1 defender in the tube, safety off, slide unlocked, chamber empty (cruiser ready or whatever). Sling has 4 more PDX1's, 9 rounds of 00 buck, and 3 rounds of birdshot. Need to get some sort of flashlight mount for it and a side saddle.

>>34395311
Not even terrorism, it's just everyday life with sandniggers. This is what the other 48% of Mudslimes do while 52% go Jihading. But it's a religion of peace you bigoted motherfucker.

>>34394610
Loser
Real /k/ommandos' waifu IS their Mosin

>>34394602
>>34394623
>>34394686
Nobody gets the home alone reference?

>>34395395
oh shit, took me a sec.

>>34395395
Man fuck you it was funny until you ruined the joke

>>34394602
Invest in a Thompson Submachine gun

>>34395218
Beautiful rifle anon

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>>34394369
This is now a cringe thread.

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>>34395395

Deterrents:
>"Beware of Dog" sign
>"Security Cameras on premises" sign
The dog is a Chihuahua amd there's no cameras, but they don't need to know that.

Protection:
>my ccw
Once I get my shotgun it'll be right next to the bed.

Backup:
>home security system
If nothing else it'll get the cops to my house quick enough to start investigating my murder, maybe they'll catch the cunts.

>>34395189
Large cities in Canada are not safe.
A family friend of ours got robbed of $500,000 worth of property, along with their passports and social security cards last week. They also stole his AMG GTR and his daughter's school bag for some reason.

A .22 pistol I'm trying to trade for a Marlin 336

I was trying to trade my current lever gun for a saiga but the dude won't budge

>>34395395
I got it but I wish you hadn't have said anything

9 rounds of 00 buck

>>34396449
Good thing they didnt kill his dog

Either my AR or my 12ga. Pump depending on what mood I'm in.

Or possibly my nugget if I'm sauced up on vodka like I tend to be at night.

>>34394602
Kek

>DW Nineteeneleben with x300 on nightstand, 230 gr Ranger T

>Mossman 590 fagpul edition with an in force APL, federal flitecontrol 1 buck

>>34394369
>gremblo
theres no escape

>>34395503
You filthy animal

>>34395218
Do you CC your FNX?

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Savage 69RXL, chamber empty, six rounds of Federal Power-Shok buckshot in the tube. If it's not dead after six rounds, I probably shouldn't be shooting at it.

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I take pic related with a few extra clips and plan to scream loud russian obscenities the entire time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtDJSUxzqg8
The next gen sub gun produced by Sig Sauer®

>>34396998
Isn't that thing Chinese tho?

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>>34397072
Maybe the hat is, but the gun is a 1954 tula refurb

>>34394676
I doubt Zach is a gun owner. At the very least he might not have an extreme stance in any direction. I also wouldn't call him an extreme leftist. Likely a left leaning moderate.

Generally Moss500. Shitty Hipoint in the nightstand if things go bump in the night.

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>>34394369
pic related + chicom rig with more loaded mags

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>>34397072
here's a Norinco (Chinese) SKS for comparison brah

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>>34397021
>quick change barrel

Why didn't I know about this already?

Sig MPX for the win.

>star pattern bolt
>short stroke piston

My fucking boner.

>>34394862
More like fucking retarded. Might as well just use a .357 with a 6" barrel because that's about the same power you'll get.

Since i live in northern futtbuckistan and can't affprd the insane dosh needed for licenses
>walther airpistol in nightstand, uncocked but preloaded with pointed diabolo
>hand-and-a-half sword on wall near bed
>grandads hunting knife within reach from computer chair
>bearded axe on wall in livingroom

>>34394369
I keep a Flintlock musket loaded and ready, because It'll look good to a jury and judge..

>>34399234
Is this a meme, or are you literally retarded?

>>34394676
I thought he was a closet nazi.

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And I fully intend on using bajonet

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>>34401161
No, he just really, really likes Hitler.

Concrete walls and security door. Feels good knowing that even if for some reason people shot at my house or set fire to it I will be just fine.

>>34394369
A gun.

>>34401540
This is very autistic

>>34395027
No you don't. Muzzleloaders don't need a liscense unless it's a pistol.

Glock 19 with night sights and flashlight is my usual go-to.
Also have a Mossberg 500 with night sights and an A4gery with flashlight for bears, coyotes and other assorted nocturnal pests.

>>34401936
>Dindus speared by autistic man with a WASR

>>34394602
>worrying about two burglars who are probably long gone and not the crazy old guy who murders people with a shovel

>>34394676
>>34397610
>Calling him Zach as if you know him personally
Pathetic.

My 716. The AKs locked up and I don't particularly care for my neighbors or my hearing

>>34394601
>Biometric safe
Have fun when you have any dirt on your fingers and it won't read

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>>34394369
FAL
that commie wont know what hit him when he gets an ass full of real fuckin nato

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>>34394670
Fellow leaf here.
U are gay.
SKS or hose the rink

>>34395368
Mosin waifu pillow with real mosin hiding inside

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Pistolet Automatique de 7 millim.65 genre "Ruby"

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>>34398397
>Might as well just use a .357 with a 6" barrel
What makes you think I don't own a .357 with a 6" barrel?

>>34401936
Where do you think you are?

>>34394676
I think Zach and almost all the other sleepycabin guys left for california about a year back so they probably don't own anything, but back when they were still in PA they had at least one gun in their office

>>34402351
Oh blow me. It's not like I autistically spent hours trying to find out his real name. It's generally known info.

>>34394602
Soooooooooooo...a Daisy pump action BB gun?

>>34402351
I wasn't going to give you a response, but dude, anybody can listen to their fucking podcasts...there is more than years worth of them and their public.

Are you going to have a shit fit if I call Jon Tron Jonathan Aryan Jafari or call him Jon Jafari? Or will you be triggered by John Tron?

>>34394947
its a nice pistol for the price, but you WILL go through walls with that thing.

>>34402753
They had a blank gun. Not a real gun.
Pretty sure a lot of them grew up around some guns tho.
Jeff and Zach have talked about hunting and camping trips. Mick said he went pheasant hunting on a podcast. I know Stamper has posted a pic of guns on twitter.
I don't think any of them are pro gun but far from anti gun.

>>34394754
Same, but I keep the rifle loaded for occasional yote dispatch.