You are a homeowner. You are given 50,000. Dollars to fortify

>>34392514
50,000 dollars in guns and ammo

>>34392514

I go get a storage unit, I buy 48k worth of guns and ammo and set it inside. I use the rest to get a hotel for 8 days with the wife, let home owners insurance cover the rest.

>>34392514
describe the burglers, different scenarios call for different measures. are they armed with pistols, shotguns, rifles, full autos, what? do they have body armor? I assume they won't set fire to your house because they want the shit inside, correct?

assuming they're armed and equipped like operators but operate like street thugs, I'd probably just drop a lightning link in my AR, buy a few thousand rounds of ammo, seal off every door but one with concrete blocks, set up a strong point facing the one door, and mow 'em down while they make their way in.

should be doable on 50 grand, lightning link are what, 20K?

9k in small arms
8k in ammo
15k in fortifications (cover, sand bags)
5k in alarm systems, monitoring
5k in commo
7k in armor/kit
1k in food/water

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Id take the $50k and fly away, its easier to shoot the one guy who set it all up then 140 dudes in a week! Plus they would have to find me!

50k worth of fertilizer

Cover my house in 3/8" steel with filtered air inlets and exhaust routed under ground to discrete inlets/outlets for air flow. Also a big ass water tank in case of poison in the water. The rest in guns, food.

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>>34392514
>Buy nice sniper rifle or DMR, 8x scope, and ammo. Should set me back 4k at most.
>start recruiting would be muggers to defend my home for me under the promise that I would pay them handsomely once all the waves have been held off.
>find nice sniping spot somewhere
>help defenders keep waves from getting in from affar
>pick off all defenders on last day.
>pocket remaining 46k for myself and make a small fortune pawning off mugger gear.

Do you even proxy war?

Fabricate a bunch of mounted shotguns on entrances to different doors with garage door openers with IR blasters that trip when the door inevitably opens from the outside and perpetrator steps in setting off an actuator on the trigger of said shotgun.

Synthesize small yields of hexamethylenediamine with blasting caps in them and setting them randomly around my lawn covered with etc... to conceal them.

DC motors that mix the obvious to create mustard gas in tubs in the attic plates with fume hoods to make sure it goes into pipes with remote valves into said rooms.

In my basement will be airlocks made of plywood leading down the stairs to where I will be with doors separating each one that I can look at and fire through.


Assuming I have time to rebuild/repair each night, I think I'll be k

I'd create reinforced concrete walls all around the perimeter, allowing for one narrow entry point in the front. I'd place an extensive mine field beyond the walls. I'd have two family members using mounted negev's within a protected nest, between them they'd have 360 degree coverage. I'd construct a vietnam style tunnel system in the case that the walls are breached and we need somewhere to go. My defense would rely on stopping the intruders through the narrow entry point, as well as having protected and hidden areas for family members to pick off anyone scaling the wall.

>>34392514

Hidden bomb shelter.
The idiots in this thread have no idea how hard it is to defend yourself from 20 people at a time.

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>>34392514
>Mfw I live six blocks from gay bar
>convince the bears to help me defend house by letting them rape the trapped and wounded
>arm them with cheap bolt actions, shotguns and revolvers
>every night they come to raid me, only to be raped to death
>some robbers get caught and dragged into vc style spider rape holes
>others get snared into trees and raped leopard style
>the lucky ones who manage to get into the house get dragged into darkened rooms and sodomized by the biggest of the gays and the thickest of trex dildos
>every morning, the ones left alive get a bowl of chocolate ice cream and cab fare for their attempt
>every night the "bear traps" are reset in different areas and the fun begins again
>Whatever money I have left goes to redoing the lawn and to throw a big gay bbq for my rainbow warriors

Pic related.

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>>34392514
>Pay a bunch of people for help
>buy plenty of ARs
>throw a nice BBQ every night
>pay a band to play
And do I get to keep the change?

>>34392514
i would hire 500 mall cops to guard my house for a week

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>>34393463
HEY we could combine our resources for bigger BBQs friend

>>34393491
My favorite part of this image is that grinning cunt holding the clacker.

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>>34392554

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>Buy shit tons of plywood, 2x4s, screws, and bags of sand (up to 20k of budget)
>Barricade every window and door in the house
>Build basic bitch bunkers out of it using layers of alternating plywood and sand with 2x4s to outline it
>Build these in key hallways and entrances
>Buy every family member an AR, P226 in 9mm, tacticool gear to hold mags
4 people, 6 ARs (in case of major damage or malfunction), 6 P226s (same reason), 4*(1500*6)+4*(1500*6) = 18000
>Buy 5k rounds of 5.56 and 5k rounds of 9mm
9mm is 15c/round, 5.56 is 30c/round
(0.15*5000)+(0.30*5000) = 750 + 1500 = 2250

So 20000 + 18000 + 2250 = $40,250
Roughly 10k left, use that to ensure defenses are fully in place, potentially buy some basic bitch metal shit to reinforce all the wood defenses. Also probably drop about 1k or 2k on getting everyone a decent knife and some basic bitch medical supplies to hold us over for the week.

>>34392514

$49990 worth of tanerite and a screw driver to take all the knobs off the inside of the house. Wait till the last day when all of them are inside then blow out every window within a 20 mile radius.

Is it a warm summer night?

>500 bucks on several high quality bee suits and smokers
>Few hundred bucks for chemistry nerds to synthesize alarm pheromone
>2000 bucks in furniture for 100 hives
>4000 bucks for 200 queen bees of good stock, half reserved for next year with some packages
>Trade half the queens with southern beekeepers whose hives have been Africanized in exchange for their old queens + shakeouts from their hives
>10k on a nice FLIR and long range AR build
>Establish Africanized honeybee colonies in several layers around the perimeter with overlapping attack radius
>Also wasps
>Dig random pitfall traps to slow down runners
>Hang water balloons of alarm pheromone around property
>UV floodlights all around property to increase bee vision
>upgrade my security camera setup, backup generator, other prepper shit I can't afford right now

>spend night on rooftop in bee suit
>killer bees send out waves of guards after anyone within 100ft of a hive
>only need to shoot the water balloon near them to ensure they pull full aggro, shoot a hive or two as needed to wake up the gong
>easily pick off distracted red team
>oh god the bees
>you firearms are useless


Killer bees will die out in winter after drawing out comb and making some honey, requeen surviving hives and install new ones in the deadouts, start successful beekeeping operation on the corpses of my enemies. I might double all these numbers for several hundred hives. African honeybees are top operators.

>>34393880
....what if they came in bee suits.

>>34394035
>what of they came in bee suits
Then they probably won't get the deposit back.

>>34392514
Does this include ammo or anything other than what we currently have?

>>34393880
You have my attention
>tfw I don't know that much about the attack habits of bees

Would they always just hang around and attack anything that moves? Once the balloons have been burst?

>>34392514
Panic room and explosives.

>>34392514
Spend 25 grand on roof Koreans. Other 20 grand to hire Vietnamese to dig holes and booby trap the area. 2 grand to buy guns. 3 grand to hire some /k/ommandos so I can blame somebody when the cops come to arrest me

>>34393463
can i throw my 50k at this? i like this idea

>>34392603
I had a book that showed you how to make a lightning link. Costs 200 usd

Do they actually work though?

>>34392514
Mines. Mines everywhere. Plus an Ak if any manage to get by my field.

Sell my house for 50k. Rent apartment at the top floor of a complex. Cut power to elevator. Buy $k worth of marbles.

I live in a 2k sqf quinoset. Two entry ways, front door with large garage door on right side of it, standard backdoor. Entirely bare first floor, and basically a wide area mezzine only with the middle missing (sorta like a square ring around the entire house) for a second floor.

First and most importantly, barricade back door. I got several hundred concrete horses on the property, so I'll just stack em all on the back. Zero cost so far

Next is the punji pits. Assuming I have all the time in the world to make my preps, a shovel and some bamboo is my only cost here. About 1000 usd. I use a lot of bamboo

Next is I'll need some blackpowder and bbs and pie tins. I'll create some homemade landmines. Depending on how the p pits go I'll need only a few. Let's say 1 grand. Total cost so far 2k.

Next is me buying every fighting dog in the state. I'm talking I want ever single mean violent pit bull these fucking nogs bred. I can probably berg them down to about 500 a head. I want atleast 20. 12k usd all in

I'll need a basic rope pull setup to release them without getting down stairs. Cost 100 usd. 12,100usd.

I don't wanna use my own weapons in case there is blowback on me for doing this all. So I'll buy 2 armscor 1911s in 45. 600usd a piece. 2 ruger vaqueros with gunbelt, bandolier, and hat. 1200. Throw in a fucking Poncho too. 2 mossberg silver reserves ii. 700 a piece. 2 mossberg mariners (one with left ejection) 500 a piece.
Give me some of those cobray m11 semi autos. 800 a piece plus a hacksaw to make them (hopefully) full auto. 1630usd

6430 total on guns. Let's make it 7k so I can buy extra mags and such

19,100usd so far

Ammo. 30 boxes 45. 30 boxes 45L. 30 boxes of 9mm. 60 boxes of 12g double ought. I know the 45 is Gunna be the most expensive so I'll apply the 135 cost to each box. 20 50usd

39350usd all in. Take the 10k and send my wife to her family's house. Leave me with the last 750 so I can get me some pcp and meth in case Shit gets hairy.

>>34394249
Most honeybees, no, Africanized ones are significantly more aggressive. Media still overly freaks out about MUH KILLER BEES but they can be pretty dangerous. I can sit on top of bee hives or open them and mess with them without issues, but AHB have an aggression radius around their hive of ~100ft or so. If you go stand next to their hive the guards will percieve you as a threat and start to sting you, and they have waay more guards on duty than European honeybees. Euro honeybees will have guards scan and inspect you, but rarely actually try to sting you. All honeybee stings leave a tracer pheromone on your skin telling other bees to sting that threat, and they target carbon dioxide as an evolutionary tactic to go for the face. AHB aren't more venomous and can't sting multiple times, but you go near their hive and suddenly you start getting slammed with guard bees stinging like mad. They also cast swarms more (large balls of bees that leave the hive and move around to find a new location, how colonies reproduce) and their swarms are actually vicious, unlike eurobees where you can basically just scoop the swarms with your hand.

Bees aren't usually active at night, though they hang out on front of the hive if it's warm. They navigate via the sun and see a spectrum range shifted to the right of ours, so if you pop on ultraviolet floodlights it's basically invisible light that allows the bees to fly without getting lost and they'll go mobile immediately. Any flashlight or light source will attract them, the UV would just be giving them all night vision goggles that the invaders wouldn't be aware of. It takes about 10 stings per lb of body weight to kill someone, overwhelms the liver and sends non-allergic people into shock. Strong colony would have 50k bees easily. Swatting/flailing makes them angrier, alarm pheromone recruits more bees to guard duty to join the fight.

>>34394549
someone please screencap this. legendary bee operator.

>>34392951
FNUCKING KIKES

>>34393463
how do you prevent the faggots from raping you?

>hire 25 people to come and defend the house
>body armor
>"BYOG" bring your own gats+ rack of sks
>beef up doors and windows
>great food every day with random festivities
>waifu in false wall

>>34394591
>be a fag and like it
>be a tranny and receive 50% immunity, 50% liking it
>be a real woman and receive 95% immunity, 5% liking it
The choice is yours, Anon.

>buy storage space and move all precious and expensive shit out of the house
>created a armored pen in basement with all the necessities needed (7 days of MREs, piss and shit buckets with lids, bottles of water, computer).
>have door in armored pen which only opens from the inside, has belt-fed , full auto, hk-91 with multiple 1000 belts mounted through door and bullet proof glass to look through.
>play as a machine gunner for 7 days at my own private shooting range with living targets

>>34394625
my choice is to stay away from faggots, faggot

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>>34392514
Let them take everything because i don't even have $1000 worth of shit and make off with the 50k

>>34392514
Defensive suicide vest.

>>34392514
Dude, that is not even that hard. Board up all windows and doors except one. When the come to that door, you blast away with a Scar 17 with and XS 50-round drum. They would be toast.

>>34392514

$50,000 worth of bouncing betties and supplies needed to make buried punji stick traps. Replace them each night.

I'll provide my own feces.

As for interior defense I think I already have enough guns and ammo for that. Everything else I'll just improvise and rig up home alone style.

>>34393630
Your blatant overuse of the term "basic bitch" is nauseating.

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>buy cabin in the woods on top of a cliff
>only one path up
>buy a mortar on the black market
>set up range markers
>There's only two types of people in this world
>Artillerymen and targets

>>34394707
Sounds like someone's a basic bitch

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>>34392514
>buy 50,000 dollars of bees
>Set up a stereo system
>Every night, when the muggers come, I release a batch of bees
>I sit in the basement screaming THE BEEES HAVE BEEN RELEASED over the stereo system

The muggers will bee sorry

>>34394391
ITT we get put on an ATF list

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>>34393463
>bear traps
top kek

Buy a hi-point from Tyrone for 50 bucks and use it to kill myself.

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>>34392514
Put all my shit in storage and go on vacation for a week.

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>>34393463
>"bear traps"

gasoline and fire, lots and lots of both.

buy a fucking T-54

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>>34393463
>big gay bbq for my rainbow warriors

>>34392554

came here to say this.

>>34394549

An added benefit is that weaponizing bees doesn't even count as a war-crime according to the biological and chemical weapons convention of 1972, which only bars the use of insects if they are intended to damage crops or deliver a pathogen or man-made toxin.

>>34393463

never change, /k/

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>>34392951
This.

10k in ammo
40k worth of pocket sand

It can't possibly fail.

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>>34393880
>>34394035
>>34394086

>>34392514
Improvised land mines, claymore mines, razor wire, an assault rifle and a lot of ammo.

>>34392647
Fuck. This seems entirely well thought out and reasonable. I was just going to say fuck the house and spend the $50k on a week at a hotel with new escorts each day, then use the remaining $40k on a downpayment on a new house.

The only flaw in your logic is that you could set up a free watermelon, fried chicken, and malt liquor party at a different neighbor's house each night, and hire a couple of thick white girls as servers, and no "invader" is going to even notice your home next door.

>>34392514
>dishonor your waifu
>tfwnowaifu
I guess just let them after shooting a few then wait. Once most of them seem like there in there I totally wou'dnt set that mother fucker on fire, insurance wouldn't pay out if I did that. I'm sure with that many thieving retards one of them is bound to do it while they're all in there.

Fucking shitload of ANFO and scrap metal.

>>34397573
>Fucking shitload of ANFO and scrap metal.

Add some phosgene gas from bleach and ammonia for arts sake though

>>34392514
Rent a backhoe and dig a massive tank trench all around my home. camo it up to look like the yard and put a pungee pit in the bottom covered with dog shit. Rent temporary stadium lighting to switch on and blind them once the trap starts working. Shoot anyone who is dumb founded at what to do next. This will only work the flawlessly the first night.

Day 2-7, make the hole a foot wider each day, soak the edges of the pit so anything laid across to use as a bridge is very unstable. Shoot everyone dead, pocket the tens of thousands I saved with such barbaric tactics.

What if they get past my trench and gunfire? All windows on the first floor have boards nailed in with nails sticking out to tear up the legs and groins of anyone who climbs in. Doors will be pinned shut using my heavy ass mechanics chests with their wheels taken off. I will be on the top of the stair in the case of a breech firing into the nice little funnel I created.

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I'll use the 50.000 to rebuild my house, after throwing a few M67's downrange. No regerts.

1st wave
>make a concrete bunker
>let 1st wave of intruders into house
>wire house with c4 and then blow it up. (Guns and other shit in the house was put in the bunker before the nigger brigade came)

2nd night, the night of scare tactics
>salvage guns and ammo from first night
>use wood from exploded house as spikes
>put dead bodies on spikes
>let the second wave come for my bunker
>little do they know I used a zipperhead trap of spikes made from my obliterated house and a shovel to make a spike trap (easily 5 dead)
>other niggers get scared and fuck off because of the dead

3rd night.

>use some of the money to buy a dishka and plenty of ammo
>now since the house is gone there's no cover from my backyard bunker
>niggerdday.png

4th, 5th, and 6th night
>reinforce bunker with steel doors, more concrete and sandbags
>rearm dishka
>set up a couple IEDs inside the dead bodies of last night. (Cut them open like that kid in the hurt locker)
>Kablamo

7th and final night
>use the dead as cover for my Moist nugget sniper fire.
>family catches them in the cross fire with dishka as they run from sniper fire
>finish it off with a bonfire where we torch the bodies

Series of high voltage electrical cables. Allow them to overrun one and try to trap them between cables.

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Home defense tips

>>34397807
>bleach and ammonia
that only gives you chloramine gas

>>34392554

You forgot to get alarm system installed with armed response. Activation of alarm starts playing sounds of screams and horrible torture to neighborhood.

By the third night I would lay odds the SWAT team will camping out down the street.

Buy 47K of Guns, Hotel rooms for week and storage unit for real valuable stuff.

>>34392514
Spend ~$5,000 on walling over the windows. Leave my front door alone; in the space directly behind it, construct a $30,000 airlock mechanism with bank vault level thickness on the walls and doors; make sure it's both explosion and bulletproof. Spend another ~$10,000 on creating a trapdoor mechanism on the floor of the airlock. Spend the last ~$5,000 on a pit of acid underneath the floor. Leave the first door of the lock open every night; the burglars will notice that the front door is the only entrance; they walk through and are faced with another open door and a closed one behind that. They walk through the open door too check out the closed door. Once they've entered the airlock, the first door shuts behind them; the floor gives out, and they fall in the acid pit and die. The floor swings up and the first door opens again, ready for another wave of attackers the next night. please no bully i spent 4 minutes thinking of this; it's a rough meme concept

>>34392514
Waste all that money in fertilizer and cleaning products.

Make MOAB, live in MOAB become the MOAB.

/k/ is the most deluded board on this site, some of you really think you could take out 20 bandits

>>34398492
here's the probably most effective way
>move valuables to bedroom
>barricade everything
>sit holding $500 AR watching door

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>>34392514
>50,000. Dollars
mirrors and plywood on windows with 2x4s for reinforcements= widows are now as tuff as walls
-doors to outside are taken off hinges and replaced with plywood and 2x4s that look like doors but are in fact solid walls (all but one)
-one door to get in or out is replaced with a sliding door not a hinged that is in fact a sliding wall with 1 foot of overlap of door frame inside
-windows and mirrors are made in such a way as to have a security cam at top of window inside and can look down at angled mirror and see what's outside of window, add blinding light for added effect
-outside lights + window/mirrors + some small outdoor cameras + some glow in dark range markers in the yard and an open killing zone around yard +++ gun barrel sized holes in walls to shoot out of
- one gun rifle caliber to defeat most armor
- ammo
-cheap B&W security cams and small tvs
- 3'x6' 1inch thick steel plate at end of hallway or at cover point to face a bottleneck for intruders

this will stop anything short of a wrecking crew, a tank, someone just setting the house on fire, or trained demolitions expert with grenades or explosives

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>>34392514
>Store important shit out of home
>Get a bunch of crackheads
>Get them crack for each night
>Tell them they have to defend the house with their lives for crack
>If you live each night you get crack
>Stimulate crack reward base on moral
>Go camping
>Pocket 40K

>>34398849
Between this and storage/hotel tactics, your house will still be standing.
>although it's now a crack den
But whatever. Not hard to move them down the street to Jerry's house.
>Fuck you, Jerry.

Otherwise, I think it'd be safe to move your valuables, and other misc shit to a friend's house for a week, or a shipping container in the desert, and let them come. Although a bad scenario, I think insurance would cover all of the damages.
So you get 50k, and new shit from insurance

Buy 50 hi-points. $5,000
Buy 25 stevens 320 shotguns $5,000
Buy ammo for both $2,500
Buy 50 gas maks. $5,000
Buy 50 Bulletsafe kevlar. $15,000
Hire 49(less if you have family) idiots for 7 days on promise of free looting of corpses. and they get to keep what was issued.
Spend $17,750 making fire/smoke safe room.

>>34398311
>>bleach and ammoniathat only gives you chloramine gas

So respirator on PR sensor gas mines with a 15 minute delay fuse on O lets say 200KG of anfo for desert. Follow up with 1W IR laser to the eyes of anything left .

Ahem

A chloramine gas may be liberated when a hypochlorite solution (bleach) is mixed with
household ammonia, which may cause injury to the airway. Phosgene (CG) is a chemical warfare agent. Phosgene gas can be liberated when Freon or
chlorinated compounds (e.g., bleach mixed with ammonia) are heated. Phosgene has similar effects on the body as chlorine; however, symptoms from phosgene may be delayed for several hours.

SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS

Both agents: dyspnea, tachypnea, cough, choking sensation, rhinorrhea, acute or delayed chemical pneumonia (non-cardiogenic pulmonary edema), ventricular dysrhythmias,
cardiovascular collapse, severe irritation and burns of the mucous membranes and lungs,
headache, dizziness, altered mental status, nausea/vomiting, and severe irritation and burns to the eyes and skin.

>>34399229
This is 50lbs ~ 23 KG so about O 8 times bigger than this plus gas mines. No survivors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWscaO49MCk

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>>34392514
I buy $50k worth of irate honey badgers.

I don't even care if the thieves get through, the thought of that many honey badgers rolling around and eventually escaping into the Midwest sounds hilarious.

Make a fallout shelter and buy a small nuclear weapon from Russians. Buy Mountain Dew and chicken tendies.
Remote detonate the nuke and shitpost for month or two, before returning to the world without any humans for 100 miles.

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>>34392514
All these posts just avoiding it, you people are no fun at all. Tall electric fence, already own a backup generator in case the power is cut, concertina wire everywhere, gook style tiger traps with Punji stakes, red dawn style spider holes connected with tunnels to my basement, rig said tunnels with gunpowder charges to collapse them should invaders get inside. Homemade flame thrower, Infrared laser for my ar15 and NVGs so I can pick them off from the roof which will be fortified with plenty of sandbags. House is 18th century brick so the walls are already bunker thick. Buy some steel doors. Prep plenty of Molotov cocktails filled with homemade napalm set up to be launched from a shotgun with a blank round. Place bee boxes around perimeter and spend the rest on snakes and launch them with a tshirt cannon.

>>34392813
Seamus..

>>34393880
>anon literally becomes The Pain

After a few years you won't even need the bee suit, your body will have grown used to the venom and pain from the stings. Your body will grow grotesque and scarred, and you'll hide away deep inside your home, only venturing out in the dead of night to sell your honey to local hippies. Stories of your exploits will travel in hushed whispers across the country, and no one dares to fuck with you ever again.

>rip out floor around windows and fill with shapend sticks
>fish hooks and barbed wire all over
>sandbags and blankets over windows
>concrete blocks in basement with flashing lights
>KSG with 00 buck

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>>34392514
I buy 800 dollars worth of hotwheels and jacks, six cans of paint, 100m of string, duct tape, an RC car, six packages of toilet paper, 23 gallons of gasoline, twelve tea pots, an acelytone torch with acelytone, oil, vacuums, a lacrosse stick, my dad's bowling ball collection, an automatic pitching machine, superglue, a lacrosse stick, a baseball bat, a red rider bb gun, and my brother's tarantula.

Some unlucky burglars are getting shit for christmas.

>>34394391
there are you tube videos confirming it

>>34392514
>steel sheets behind the windows
>sp01 bolt carrier group x__
>caltrops
>punji sticks
>a dozen odd cases of beer
>some buddies x__
>pocket 40k

>>34392514
Do we know what the assailants will have on them?

>>34392554
Best response.

>>34392514
>keep the money
>ditch the family
>skip town

Remember anon: women are a renewable resource.

>>34393529
Is this who i think it is

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>remodel house so the only entrance is a very long hallway
>spread rumors that my house is haunted
>cover the hallway head to toe with Vantablack, the darkest substance in the world that absorbs 99.965% of radiation in the visible spectrum
>webm related
>attackers greeted by dark void that is pitch black at any time of the day, regardless of flashlights or night vision
>play spooky noises for good measure
>put a giant pitfall trap for any attacker brave enough to actually enter
>they'll never see it coming

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Fortify, load all valuables into basement. Barricade unused rooms and stairs, bore new hole into roof, make sniper holes in roof. Make center of house a command center. Run generator in roof for exhaust reasons.

Fortify kitchen and living room as they have greatest viewpoints. Use bricks/sandbags whatever in case enemy has guns.

Depending how many people I can have help, I might expand the side rooms and have fortified positions there too.

Stockpile alot of ammo and guns aswell as some booms. Make sure to set up floodlights attached to generator and set up some cameras. Possibly plant booms on wire lines for later detonation upon arrival of hordes.
Possibly considering making pungee pits and putting sod over them. Most of the house is behind a fence so i'd fortify it with barbed wire, it'll only really keep them from jumping it. Possibly run some steel wire weaved through fences to add time to how long it will take to cute through.

Definitely hide a gunner in a treestand somewhere in the woodline to pick them off/relay information. A suicide/dangerous job but its worth it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlov%27s_House i can't believe nobody linked this yet

>>34406516
I want a whole room of vantablack with a shitload of tiny LEDs poking through. Whenever you open the door the twilight zone theme plays. having a space room would be awesome.

Ak, drum mag's, and the rest in ammo.

>>34409017
with 2.5K for the ak and mags, that would be 169643 rounds of tulammo

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>>34393463
"VC spider rape holes"

>oh Lord my sides

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>Dig a moat around house and fill with razor wire >Barricade doors
>Spend the rest on pic related and ammo.

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>>34392514

> reads thread

And they say a Libertarian state would be defenseless against foreign powers!

You can't be a victim of burglary if your entire property is a smoking crater.

>>34394391
ATF pls.

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>>34392514
>full giggle MG42/Yugo M53
>spend the rest on belted ammo, barrels, and an MG nest worth of sand bags

1918 und 1945? Nie Wieder!

>>34392514
7 waves = 7 Layers of Explosives.

Or I'd just build 7 fucking empty houses, move all my shit to a storage room then rent a hotel until all 7 waves end. If they decide to stay in the houses, I'd get the upperhand.

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toasting in epic bread

>>34408977
>>34406516
make pic related
covered in vantablack
>can't see shit
>flashlight literally does nothing
>can't even hear the sound of your own breathing

>>34393463
/thread

I was going to reply with my version but I've been outkekked.

>>34393880
>to wake up the gong
TOP FUCKING KEK

Hire the kid from Home Alone for the whole week. Except, instead of paintcans and Clothes irons, with guns.

>>34392514
I buy 200 glocks

50k? Hmm.
I live in apartment.
Let's assume I can't use anything I already own.
>assorted gear, ie earpro, sidearm, knife, armour - $2k
>decent ar - $1k
>basic construction materials for barricading, etc. - $500
>1/2inch ar500 plates for armouring barricades $2k
>20 feet of 2 inch national fine s6 grade ready rod+ nuts, washers - $750
>drill and a really fucking long bit - $500
>approx. 400 rounds of 30mm nato - $37k
>the look on Jamal's face when I BRRRRT him out of this plane of existence - priceless.

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i would buy a life sustaining vault (fortified basement), a revolver and a shotty and a months supply of hentai, and some canned goods,maybe some body Armour

>>34392514
Move shit into storage unit, check into hotel for a week under a friend's name. Pocket 45k for repairs to the empty house that attackers will fuck up.

>>34392514
5k on meth. 700 on holiday Inn for famalam. 50 on a knife to cut myself into berserk mode and 200 on quality rope to hang last nights victims from the windows. Rest on an extra wave.

>>34406769

This makes me feel very cozy for some reason.

buy an rv
fill it with guns
die historic on the fury road

50,000 worth of ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder filled basement.

>>34392514
How is this even a fucking question? i woud only spend $20 to buy a gram of crack to hire mcaulay culkin to home alone my house

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>>34394549
>bees NVGs
DARPA, give this man a job

>>34392514
>


>build elaborate tunnel network under house and neighborhood. pay off neighbors to store rice and bullets, and old mosins - so i can scoot and shoot.

"go home, GI".

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Build a building like pic related with multiple firing ports. Reinforce the hell out of the door. L1A1 FAL with a bunch of mags and ammo. 1911A1 with ammo. Full auto 1919A4 in 7.62x51 to share ammo with SLR. Stock up on food. Stockpile water. Porta shitter in basement. Lots of reading material. 12 gauge trip flares for an alarm system. Night vision scope for 1919. Survive the onslaught.

>>34394549


>the science of Anthophila warfare.

are you from the future? this was not supposed to be invented for another hundred years.

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>>34404644
This guy gets it.

>>34392514

Install locking doors in all of the house. Make every room with a window look normal, stick dragon dildos covered in lube onto every surface of every room without windows. Once the burglars get inside, make the doors automatically lock. Day after day more people get trapped inside rooms full of lube covered dragon dildos. Wait until they are starved and thirsty... then activate the cameras installed all around the house. Put the tape on YouTube. Get gorillions of shekels from the revenue and live happily ever after.

>>34392514
There is but one answer: XM25 and all the ammo i can get my hands on.

... knowing HK pricing, I now own a gun and 45 grenades.
Should have thought about that before making that decision.

>>34392647

Don't forget murder holes.

>>34392554

Here's the actual anon who owns a home

>Steel plates on windows and 2 doors
>Replace the 1 door left in my house with a revolving door, more steel plates on the dividers on the door
>The rest on guns I like/want and ammo

Bad guys have to come in one at a time. Don't even need help but I can invite buddies that would also enjoy removing burglars.

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>>34393463
Fucking gold.

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>>34393880
Hello fellow beekeeper. Nice to see that /k/ still has an obsession with weaponizing bees.

>>34392514
Build a panic room and purchase a very basic security system which will alert the police.

>>34418133
bees > autism

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>>34418152
I would lend some of my bees to the cause. Pic related is a pic I took today while inspecting one of my hives. Really fun hobby, actually.

>>34401613
McVeigh....

>>34418189
any advice on getting started with beekeeping?

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>>34418189
>>34418152
>>34418133
>>34393880
BEEEEEEEES

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>>34413974
>hire mcaulay culkin to home alone my house

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>>34393463

Rent an apartment with the money and sell the house.

> step one buy burglar cloves
> step go find the burglars
> convince them I am one of them
> rob own house every night
> at the end week, on the final hiest we return to base
> we show each other our bootyl
> look at Rico
> he stole my Megumin body pillow
> No one touches my Megumin
> I fill the room with anesthesia ( I had set up smoke grenades earlier)
> goes of, no one really notices at first
> everyone is knocked out except me who has a gas mask
> Rico Wake up tied up surrounded by all of their corpses
> Rico is crying, one of them was his wife
> show Rico the body pillow
> cooloneliness.text
> kill Rico
> get all my shit and most of the money