Name a better /k/tier waifu
Protip: you can't
>>34390990
Ocelot, Miller and Snake are better waifus even if you're not into men.
They are just that good, you literally want any of them to be your waifus.
Heather says otherwise.
>>34390990
>quiet
>not sniper wolf
>>34390990
Not hard
>>34390990
Revvy.
Unless you're some sort of faggot who isn't into damaged borderline sociopaths who murder for fun and out of habit more than anything
>>34390990
Your waifu a shit.
>>34390990
Posting a best
>>34391035
It's kind of hard to like psychopaths who are likely to off you at any moment. I've dealt with crazy before and it's not something I'm eager to deal with again.
its like you're not even trying.
right game series, wrong waifu
what do i win
>>34391099
Mah nigga.
Reach had the best trooper-fus.
Proof that UNSC Army is the best.
>>34391096
>ugly milf with an 80s haircut
You win a swimming pool full of molten steel. Hop in.
>>34391069
>psycho mary sue loli
>>34391120
dont act like you wouldnt want her to power squat on your 2 inch pecker while calling you names and giving you orders like the cuck you are
>>34390990
Quiet is a bad character in a bad game
>>34391069
If you actually like this low quality, low effort, pandering garbage, I highly recommend lobotomy.
>>34391128
>excellent soldier
>decorated war hero
>qualified commander and strategist
>qt 3.14
>perfection
FTFY
>>34391132
>not wanting to watch while she takes Arnold's robo cock
Step up your cuck game
>>34390990
I can name two.
>implying /k/ doesn't have better asses than quiet
>>34391069
MODS MODS MODS
>>34391155
Literal mary sue, therefore shit waifu.
pff
you scrubs have no class.
>>34391164
What's wrong anon?
>>34391167
A number of the waifu's ITT are mary sue's. Further, I do not value your opinion and am therefore discarding it.
>>34391162
...got any more?
>>34391183
also a bad character in a bad game
>>34391187
You can't hide from the truth.
>>34390990
I like your taste op. I'm looking forward to seeing stefanie joosten in death stranding.
Forget roasties, what are some /k/-tier husbandos?
>>34391205
I will make my own truth.
>>34391187
>What's wrong anon?
Your waifu hasn't gone through puberty yet.
>>34391188
here u go bb
>>34391088
Forever and always
>>34391069
>shit meme anime
>waifu from any modern anime
Kys
>>34391069
>loli
auto discarded
Daddy garand thumb is the only waifu...
>>34390990
lyudmila pavlichenko
>>34391230
I don't see the issue.
>>34391238
>opinions
>>34391239
>more opinions
>>34391225
>delusional pedo living a delusion reality
I feel disgusted sharing my text on my board with you degenerates. My only comfort is that every time you pedos get busted you will most definitely be hunted down in prison and beat the fuck up if not killed for touching children. You monsters.
>>34391234
Unf...I would break my dick off in that ass
>>34391267
>degenerates
>pedos
>busted
>hunted down in prison
>touching children
3D =/= 2D
Your bait is weak.
>>34391158
>I'm failing at being cucked
I think I'm happy about that
>>34391164
Don't worry, she may look like an underage girl but she's actually a middle aged japanese businessman.
>this thread
Sad!
High quality /m/k/ I waifu coming through.
>>34391120
If you consider what milf stands for and that you used it, I need say nothing further to prove my point.
>>34391264
>more opinions
pure fact, small is and forever shall be inferior to big girls
>>34391300
I've fucked enough of those in the ass to know that it's a bad plan...
>>34391294
Having a pedo fantasies is the same thing, you're mentally ill, you must seek help before you hurt someones child.
>>34391321
>Not accepting Zombina supremacy.
>>34391321
>claims fact
>while posting the shit that is killing monster girls
End yourself.
>>34391341
shes good but not big or golden brown enough to sate my fetishes
3-Gun Shooter Maggie Reese
>>34390990
Haven't seen Horo posted in a while.
>>34391349
What's this delicious tidbit from? I don't watch anime and I really only dip my toes in hentai
>>34391355
3 gun was competitive shooting's greatest mistake
Latest Accomplishment:
2016/2017 Colorado JOAD State Champion, 2016/2017 Colorado Shooter of the Year, Qualified and Selected for the 2017 USA Compound Junior Dream Team
***2015/2016 Colorado State JOAD Champion - Female Cadet Compound
***2014/2015 Colorado State JOAD Champion - Female Cadet Compound ***2011/2012 Colorado State JOAD Champion- Female Cadet Compound., JOAD Champion
***2014 Colorado State 4-H Sr. Compound Unlimited Team Grand Champion (Team Douglas County)
***Ranked 7th in the Nation by USA Archery(2016)
>>34391360
>he doesnt know
REEEEEEEEEEEE, also reverse image search FIRST and then ask!
>>34391321
>wanting your waifu to carry you
>not wanting to carry your waifu
Perhaps the ultimate sign of the gay. Tanya pities you. I respect your opinion but acknowledge your error.
>>34391334
One more (You) is all you'll get from me. Now shoo.
>>34390990
Better raifu, better waifu
>>34391382
>not wanting the snu snu
begone ye!
>>34391389
PSG1 is a garbage rifle for a garbage wifle.
>>34391234
you should make a thread on /b/ and camwhore
Janna Reeves (3 gun pro)
>>34391393
There is room enough for everyone here.
Tori Nanaka
IDPA Indoor Nationals champion
>>34391397
Both better than Quiet who only exists so Kojima could perv on his waifu while scanning her and her feet.
>>34391120
>>34391158
>Thinking Sarah Conner isn't hot
Found the dude born after 2000. You know you have to be 18 to post on this board right? Fucking summerfag.
>>34391421
>There is room enough for everyone here.
far as I'm concerned one of the best uses for weapons is killing pedos
Cage fight
>>34391375
You underestimate my lazy
>>34391421
o rly?
>>34391433
is that supposed to be an XD pistol? if so REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34391422
>76 posts
>not one mention of Rally
>>34391421
>There is room for pedos
Please kill yourself
>>34391432
Anon, stop. I told you last time I wouldn't give you any more (You)'s. Now I look like such a fool.
>>34391441
Its true my friend. Tanya never breaks her word.
Kirsten Joy Weiss NRA small-bore champion shooter
>>34391482
i never trust lolis!
>>34391482
KYS. The job will get done someday whether you do it or someone else pulls the trigger.
>>34391480
mah nigga
>>34391428
>implying you wouldn't do the same to a Dutch qt3.14
>>34391498
But its true! I even have the postcard to prove it!
>>34391048
Original or Abridged version?
Cause yes to either
>>34391481
>>34391500
>>34390990
Quiet sucks ass, she got BTFO by bedpans and rubbing alcohol.
My vote goes to Motoko Kusanagi or Misato Katsuragi.
>>34391430
This
>Watching sarah connor take down an XM177 to clean it turns my dick to diamonds every time
>>34391482
You looked like a fool long before this you Nazi pedo fuck
>>34391525
Enjoy your mama's basement and your swords you fat degenerate fuck.
>>34391527
what flavor do you like your Major in anons?
>>34391537
Can you retards who can't differentiate between reality and cartoons go back to the /ak/ thread where you belong?
>>34391191
Shut your whore mouth.
>>34391537
>Nazi
You go too far Sir Faggot.
>>34391534
I hear you guy. I think the first boob I ever saw was Sarah Conner's in the original Terminator.
>>34391553
Left to right?
4, 2 , 6 then maybe 3
>>34391551
Don't talk shit about Will /k/eith
>>34391503
A girl who owns a gunstore, gunsmiths, and does bounty hunter jobs on the side is definitely /k/.
>>34391560
congrats on falling for the most vapid tearjerker in video games
Custom beretta 92s
Od green pistol belt
Jungle boots
Potty mouth and solid rack
Close the thread boys
>>34391608
USED
S
E
D
GOODS
O
O
D
S
>>34391556
This is /k/. If you want to look at pedo shit or post pedo shit, go to /b/ where it belongs. /k/ is not a pedo board you sick fucking piece of shit.
>>34391509
I wouldn't I'm not into 3D piggus or feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A
>>34390990
I like how she doesn't talk much
>>34391620
We get it, you think cartoons are real.
Also reminder by legal definition in the United States 90% of anime characters are pedoshit.
>>34391551
Your posts give me good reason to post more Tanya. So in a way, I'm glad you're a fag.
Thank you anon.
>>34391556
but anon, this is now /ak/
>>34391644
>this is now /ak/
>posts trash
checks out
>>34391553
2 obviously
>>34391650
does the source material rustle your jimmies?
>>34391644
[spoiler]I have a related Tanya so I'm posting it just for you.[/spoiler]
>>34391608
Don't get to ahead of your self there kiddo
>>34391480
MUH BOY
>>34391603
The guns in that were great, but literally everything else, story included, was completely retarded
>>34391584
>80's kid brofist intensifies
>>34391636
Anime is for little children watching pokemon. Downloading pedo anime so you don't get fucking v& doesn't make you any better.
>>34391653
>>34391708
>he's still posting
>>34391687
Yes, Burst was terrible.
The only slightly redeeming parts of Burst were the gun facts that were on each chapter page, and short little bits like that gunsmithing chapter.
>>34391022
Meryl was my first waifu.
>>34391825
>first waifu
>first
>he has more than one
>this anon has cheated on his waifu
Shame on you anon.
>>34391316
Noice.
>>34391480
I'm going to be that fag and ask if there is a translated version of the original manga, where Minnie May sucks some dude's dick.
>>34391430
She's got some serious man face going on. Looks like she's in her fucking 50s.
0/10 waifu, deal with it faggot
>>34391746
Jesus Christ, it never fucking ends with this edge shit loli.
Get a better waifu faggot.
>>34391889
No.
>>34391863
I've got to respect a woman with a gun cache hidden in the desert, and hides another arsenal in her coffin.
>>34391861
The dick sucking sequence is from the first volume translated and localized by Dark Horse, Bonnie and Clyde.
>>34391859
delet
>>34391489
Seconding KJW, she's pretty much a goddess
>>34391844
It's not cheating. King Solomon had 700 waifus and 300 side-bitches, and he was a righteous dude, so I'm just following his example.
>>34391183
do NOT sexualize The Boss
>>34391006
>miller
I'd rather not have a crybaby traitor on my team thankyou very much.
>>34391928
Nah.
>>34391952
Yeah, remember the last guy who did that? She shot him in the fucking face.
>>34391967
I don't remember Mineva being so big before Haman died.
>>34391162
T H I C C
Val Serbu is best waifu
I found her right after I crosstrained and became an 0351 so I'm a little biased in that regard.
>>34391981
Yeah, well, time marches on.
>>34391922
Thanks
>>34392011
Fucking newtype space magic.
>>34391965
>Traitor.
If you mean the money he used for the development of the perfect burger that's not really being a traitor.
Or you mean the shit Zero and the real big boss pulled? Because the one that was betrayed was him hence why he trained solid after all that fiasco on the motherbase.
>>34391667
>>34392023
>who is this guy with a Cold War tech hand
>haha jk I knew him all along Boss
>I was just business partners with Zero, Boss
>I thought I could walk away with a profit, Boss
>I didn't think he'd send a literal spook to shoot us, Boss
I wish TPP wasn't shit so /mgg/ didn't die
>waifu
>not anime
kill yourself
Best of both worlds
>>34391913
Especially when said caches include full retard AR's and AK's, grenade launchers, and a fucking minigun.
>>34391913
she's a /k/ommandos wet dream actually.
>Prepares all of her life for the habening
>training and learning to operate, hack, resist
>it actually happens.
>she takes her son on the wild ride and gives shape to this tinny operator who will become the saviour of mankind.
AND she's a passable trap.
>>34392174
>>34391088
((Silverburgh))
>>34391069
>30-40 year old japanese salaryman inside a 11-year old not!germany girl's body
>waifu
>>34391992
You wish Dan.
>>34391359
>Haven't seen Horo posted in a while.
you must be blind. i posted her literally yesterday in some other thread >>34382352
>>34391430
this
>>34391863
>spends her life preparing for habbening
>it habbens
>her team wins in good part because of her contribution and preparation
>"""manface"""
>calls someone a faggot
glass houses anon
You think you can handle this woman?
>>34392357
The only thing that matter sis that Tanya is my wife. All else is irrelevant and likely enemy propaganda.
>tfw you will never get a chance to give the Major the dick
>>34392493
kawaii...
>>34392541
Tanya is best witch.
>>34391952
I would never.
That is the outfit she wears when you fight her. she unzips her suit before the fight starts and leaves it open through the fight.
>not having a magical girl who hunts witches using weapons stolen from US military bases and the yakuza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jftkDlcBD0
>>34390990
Anyone who doesn't periodically go crazy and try to kill me. So women are out. *rimshot*
>>34393213
But I do anon.
>>34391162
>>34391234
>>34391356
https://youtu.be/LOHr2xbVK7M
Haram
>>34393254
It's still kind of hard to believe that was the same voice actor for both Madoka and Tanya.
>>34393213
I forgot to mention, that trophy was from cosplaying as Homura.
>>34390990
Of all the fucking women in MGS you pick one of the worst ones.
>>34393315
Aoi Yuuki is a very talented VA.
>>34393343
That's a pretty weird way to spell best.
>>34391048
Holy shit what is this from
pomu <3
>>34391430
Has to be underagefag any anon born in the 80's or 90's knows and respects the sheer volume of 80's hair. Oedipus complexes being what they are.
>>34391250
he the t rax arm dude?
>>34391014
Heather be lookin like Pam, tbqfh
>>34393428
I really hope they don't fuck up the new season. That anime was god-tier.
>>34391069
Reminds me of Tiny Tina
>nobody said Vasquez
I'm not angry, just disappointed.
>>34393650
Whisky Tango Foxtrot, what new season?
What faggotry is this?
>>34393687
Yeah bro. The person who played the little girl in the volcano town episode is playing Kino.
>>34393686
I'm pretty sure Vasquez was a man.
>>34393740
Shush Hudson.
>>34393719
The volcano town episode was pretty harsh.
>>34391369
Hey 3-gun was great. At first,before it turned into another quest for gear.
>No Lara yet
>>34393843
Marvel at the wonders of Capitalism, Comrade
Casting my vote.
>>34393859
Seconding
Or, fourthing, or however many.
>>34391069
>is actually a man
anon youre gay as shit
>>34393877
Tanya is 100% kawaii little loli.
>>34391553
SAC>manga>movie>all
>>34393897
>>34393856
Rhona Mitra was best Croft.. pretty /k/ in Doomsday too.
>>34391553
Can't go wrong with the tactical high-leg swimsuit, but Arise also makes my pee-pee feel funny.
Anyone got a name for this beauty?
>>34391096
>Ctrl-F "Sarah"
I'm so glad I wasn't the first to correct OP
I don't have opinions on Lena Headey vs Linda Hamilton. There are no bad choices there.
>>34393856
>>34393933
Nu-Laura is miles better. And her horseriding skills are a sight to see.
>>34391048
GOD TIER TASTE
>>34394014
I couldn't find any new images that yelled sexual however she is top tier in game.
>>34393903
Which movie? The disavowed scarjo-in-a-fatsuit movie, or are you dissing on the Oshii movies?
>>34391346
What the hell are those sights?
>>34394042
Diopeter sights. You've never done any competition shooting?
>>34390990
>not wearing cute military outfit
>>34394042
peep rear, globe front
Best girl coming through
>Your waifu can't take out an entire room in the blink of an eye with perfect accuracy
Mesa is the best gun waifu there is.
>>34394063
Nah, Katyusha is best gup.
No Golgo 13 in entire thread?
>>34394090
Yukari is fluffiest gup tho. <3
>>34391608
She ticks all the right boxes but I'd be too scared to be with Rebby, you just know that it would end with her shooting you.
Hell, she shot up an aircon unit because she got woken up too quickly once.
She's an accident waiting to happen and I wouldn't want to be too close when it did.
>>34394051
>>34394060
Thanks.
>>34393336
no fuckin way, show your fuccboi body faggot
how feminine is your penis pls respond
> TFW youll never get to clean the streets with punpunchan
why live?
>>34394143
Here's a picture of the cosplay.
>>34394096
And Mako a snooziest. <3
>>34394165
And Darj is so British she shits the Queen. <3
>no one's posted the One True Waifu yet
I'm so disappointed /k/
>>34394167
>>34394178
does anybody have that picture?
>>34390990
>I shoot for her
>I lift for her
>>34394162
SPAS
everyone else in this thread is a dicknigger cumshitter
I just want Palmer to gently dominate me with her inhuman strength
>>34393859
This image is form a set in which the heroines get fucked, piss and shit themselves, and god why do I even know this
>>34394210
>>34394194
I would rather stick my dick in Valmet's eyepussy, though.
>>34393915
Tanya was made for NAP ball.
>>34394221
>>34394220
And there's also the one where Revy has a Snake crawl up her butt, and the one where Yukio's blue corpse gets fucked. Fried waifu is better anyway.
>>34394227
>>34394229
*is useless and cries in the corner*
>>34393972
It's this dudes original character.
http://hisakura-genso.tumblr.com/
>>34390990
Irl ladyboy version of quiet with a nice and juicy cock.
>>34394229
>boobs
>plate carrier
pick one, pettanko master race
>>34394261
And the face of a fat 13 year old boy.
>>34393877
By that logic dating an ugly as shit tranny is straight because they're a chick inside their head
>>34391096
>>34391430
>>34391534
The fact that Linda Hamilton actually went to the gym and got JACKED for this role is freaking amazing.
Sarah Connor a best.
>/k/razy prepper
>Smuggles AKs, ARs, Gatling guns, explosives, etc into commifornia
>hides them in stash for teh habbening
>would probably pass most male standard military training
>finds a way to escape jail
>has killed a Terminator
>>34394273
>implying there's anything wrong with that
>>34394268
Have you seen the source material? Quiet doesn't even have a chin.
>>34394087
If only she wasn't a pain in the ass to grind for. She's given me more trouble than hydroid.
>>34394261
>no trigger discipline
>>34394268
Like you wouldn't bang this qt.
>>34394261
>>mentally ill tranny waifu
How will you repopulate after SHTF? Fucking degenerate.
>>34391428
Yeah, Quiet's rifle is kind of boring.
Resident Tanya-fag here. I decided that in the interest of fairness, I would round up all the relevant waifus ITT so we could put it to a vote. Nothing like good 'ole democracy, eh?
I also went ahead and voted first. Here's the poll for those interested: http://www.strawpoll.me/13312486/r
Have fun and happy voting!
>>34394037
Arise.
>>34391553
I'm partial to the SAC second gig version. I love backstory.
>>34391861
>>34391922
I don't suppose someone is going to post it?...
>>34394308
>birthing children into a post apocalypse
>high chance they will die of exposure
> even if they survive infancy, you will die before their formative years trying to protect them
>your children will grow up as ferals, essentially starting a "zombie" apocalypse
>your efforts to repopulate will lead only to abominations on par with feral ghouls
Brah, do you even unprotected sex with no risk of pregnancy?
>>34391608
too unstable
>>34391859
The holy triumvirate of Gundam
Kycillia, Haman and Cima
>>34394308
Daily reminder that regular women are worse than trannies in pretty much every conceivable way.
>>34394308
And if I want children I'll find some bitch and she can enjoy being gang banged by me and my qt tranny gf.
>>34391553
1,2,3,4 and 6
Image limit reached. Everyone pile into this other thread: >>34394428
>>34393987
That's the fucking dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Literally one double stack handgun is better. I like some anime but geez some of it is fucking batshit retarded.
>>34392513
biggest cock tease of the entire series
>>34394430
What if she gets pregnant by the tranny instead of you?
>>34394555
Then you get to breed the loli with no risk of tardation. Use your brain anon.
>>34394539
Wait till next time
>>34394213
>tfw you still can't find the story where Palmer dominates the scientist dude with her Spartan strength
Being dominated by a spartanfu is my fetish
>>34391523
Not that anon, but I'd definitely go abridged
>>34390990
I wish my waifu was, I did wrote a letter to her and told her named raifu after her.
The letter back was pretty happy.
Don't let your waifu dreams be dreams.
>>34392380
Oh, my deepest most sincere apologies, I am so very sorry I didn't see your one, specific, lone fucking post in some random ass thread I never saw in the sea of threads and bumps that I don't check every waking fucking moment, surely every other picture must be of her, and I have goddamn cataracts or some shit you stupid fucking dickshitting cuntfuck.
No more images allowed so I will link to best waifu instead.
http://bokunoheroacademia.wikia.com/wiki/Momo_Yaoyorozu
>>34394940
Nani
>>34394999
Read what her power is, then think about how she could use it to get you every /k/ related object you ever wanted.
>>34395001
>reading
>>34395007
But anon, you're reading right now.
>>34394213
>343 'women'
Give me Foehammer or give me death!
>No Colonel Samantha Carter
Seriously, not memeing, what did /k/ mean by this?
>>34391527
She got BTFO by the greatest warrior in the history of the planet
>>34395009
Im vaguely recognizing the symbols and replying back
>>34395046
I prefer halo 1/2 Cortana
They ruined the "each installment she upgrades/change" thing
>>34393740
>You always were an asshole, Gorman.
>>34395050
Holy crap Sam would make an awesome wife. If I remembe correct there was even an episode where she got brainwashed into acting like a wife for a while.
>>34391183
>David Bowie face
Not sure if pro or con.
>>34392337
German burgh not Jewish berg dumb ass.
>>34391155
Counter-point
>is a fucking 10 year old child
>>34391099
Cute
>>34391382
>>wanting your waifu to carry you
>>not wanting to carry your waifu
That was never even implied.
Just be strong enough to lift a 6' girl and stop being a faggot.
>>34393487
i miss her videos
>>34391527
BEST GIRL
>>34391022
>kurd
Into the trash she goes
>>34393483
Hellsing / Hellsing Ultimate
>>34390990
>objectively the absolute fucking ugliest female character in MGS ever
>Waifu
kys
>>34393734
I came into this thread expecting Michelle. Too bad she gets killed all the time.
>>34391006
>Miller
desperate aint desirable
>>34391982
>Get your 3D pigs out of here
Sure. Remove your pedos and wizard chan autism first.
>>34393487
She's a bit of a dog under the mask though.
>>34399078
>being retarded
>using autism as an insult
It's like you're a fucking retard.
>>34391551
That sword is on amazon for $79.95. I know because I have one on my wall. It is truely folded but soft metal.
>>34394162
>Leaning out from the gun
Ffs...
>>34391191
>MGS3 is a bad game
Well it's the best one in the series, so...
>>34390990
Image limit reached but you should watch this for a cool waifu.
http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/must_see/40430552/female-kurdish-sniper-cheats-death-at-hands-of-is
She probably needs to not wear a brightly coloured beret when sniping though.
speedwagon
>>34401022
Oh sweet, that's only the fiftieth fucking time I've seen that this week.
>>34399535
>what is a target shooting stance
http://www.issf-sports.org/theissf/academy/e_learning/rifle.ashx
>>34394014
Uh, horse riding skills? You mean game play or Hentai Foundry Art?
>>34394213
>not Kat
baka senpai
>>34394054
So do I have to prioritize her first so reinforcements aren't called when the alarm triggers?
>>34394283
Source? Reserve image search is unhelpful
>>34394213
>Palmer
>not Alice, Linda, Kelly, or Kat
shit taste.
>>34394210
>>34394221
>>34394229
>EKUSPLOOOOSHUN!
>>34393859
My nigga
>>34394387
I have volume 1 and it's only one page and censored, where untranslated version is a page or two more.