ITT: describe a gun with a spongebob quote

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>>34382769
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

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>>34382769

>Are you ready, kids?

>>34382798

>That quote
>Not a g11

>>34382831
I think "FUUUUUTURE, FUUUUTURE" applies more to the G11

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>>34382769

>I hope my ugliness won't be a a distraction to you

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"What's funnier than 24?"

*giggles*

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My leg!

>>34382769
Its not a body """"""""upgrade""""""" for the M14????

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>>34382817
A Y E A Y E C A P T A I N

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMgfsF6lqgs

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>>34382769
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

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>i aint old
>I AINT OLD

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>>34382769
"Hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive."

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"Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?"

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"SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT."

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>>34383544
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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FIRMLY GRASP IT!

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IMAGINATION!!...

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>here lies squidwards hopes and dreams

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"Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."

>>34383695
>Tovarish Private find two more Streloks and clean all those PPSHs.

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"Hey Patrick what am I now?"
"Uh...stupid?"
"No!, I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference!?!"

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"MY LEG!"

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"Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli"

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"Well it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.”

I love everyone whos posted in this thread

>>34383795
Those give me such a throbbing, pulsing erection.

Yet the Rhino does nothing for me. Why? BECAUSE THE MATEBAS HAVE FULL FUCKING GRIPS AND THE RHINOS HAVE THOSE LITTLE LIMP DICK GRIPS.

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The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs!
We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity!
With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!

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Who you callin pinhead?

>>34382981
I really want one of these

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I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL
AAAAAAGGGGHHHH

>>34383723

that one fucking hurt man :(

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You're good!
You're good!
You're good!
Aaaand stop!
Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches.

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“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…"

>>34383861
"We’ve been smeckledorfed!”

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>how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

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"LIFE IS AS EXTREME AS YOU WANT TO MAKE IT!"

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MEE HOY MINOY!

>>34383888

West? I thought you said wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>stuck out here on a smelly old boat in a stinky lagoon in the middle of nowhere!

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>>34383761
“Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.”

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>Meaow

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“a five letter word for happiness…money”

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>FUUUTUUUREEE. FUUUUUTUUURREE. FUUUUTURRRREE.

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“Sponge, I’m a big man. A big, big man!”

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>i think argh hes trying argh to say argh *BOOM* land

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>>34382817

>>34382817
what the fuck is up with that barrel?

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“Can’t have dirty garbage!”

>>34383951
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

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>Thats a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death!

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Finlaaand!

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>I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

>I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

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"Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.”

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Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color!!

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>Spongebob, let me ask you something: Does this look dangerous??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=folybZhun9M

>>34383011
kek, beat me to it.

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>>34384034
>f2000
>ugly

>>34383985
It got really hot

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>>34383951

>>34384091
I still want one.

>>34383786
underrated

>>34384000

Underated

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>>34382769
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium... bombs
N is for No Survivors WHEN YOU (FUCK WITH ME)

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>SpongeBob: (in a Texas shape) Hey Patrick, what am I now?
>Patrick: Uhh, stupid?
>SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
>Patrick: What's the difference

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>The ugly barnacle, once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died, the end.

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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

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>>34385311
Hey Patrick, what am I?

Uh, stupid?

No, I'm Texas!

What's the difference!

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>>34385318
Ja, buns und thighs

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>>34385325
OUTTA MY WAY! OUTTA MY WAY! HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT!

>>34382817
>>34383544

died laughing

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Firmly grasp it

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Old people are the greatest! They're full of wisdom and experience