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Why do retards get a boner over this piece of shit?

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I shot my cousins 92 the other day, it's a piece of fucking shit fudd gun, I see people who swear by it because "muh militurry".

>Dogshit ergos,
>Xbox hueg with only 15rd capacity
>Weighs a metric fuckton
>Failures every other mag
>Pig disgusting grip angle
>That mouthbreather-tier slide mounted safety

Beretta as a whole is just a shit tier company
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I usually play devils advocate and aegue with this dumb shit, but I purchased a 92f about a month ago and I really tried to like it, but god I fucking hate this gun. The trigger is terrible and the recoil is very uneven. Probably still keep it just for pictures tho
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>>34381953
even the army is tired of it. we are switching to the P320 now.
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I'll bet the OP is the same autistic retard who got btfo in that Tec-9 bait thread.
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>>34381953
>a 500 year old company got there by being shit
> the oldest gun company in the world
>this thread is so same fag it hurts
sage goes in all fields
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>>34382018
At least he's not starting with "I've never seen a gun in person." Our little shitposter is learning!
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>>34381953
>failures every other mag
at least put effort into shitposting when you haven't fired one at all
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>>34381995
>tattoo
>hates good guns

Just what I would expect of a fucking degenerate
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>>34382087
>judging someone based on something they did when they were 16
>turning an opion into fact like a middle schooler.

I can see a pissy virgin is butthurt
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>>34382106
>opion
Did you finish middle school, anon?
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>>34382122
well he got airshit gun and says he is 16 so no
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>>34382122
Opinion* thanks for correcting me
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>>34382136
No problem, friendo :^)
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>>34381953

Cool, that's fine you don't like it. Now fuck off
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>>34382122
btfo
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>>34382131
>I have never touched a real gun in my life
>>34382143
<3
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>>34382106
>mentioning sexual history in an argument where it's not necessary
Here (you) go.
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Beretta m9: the hoobastank of guns
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>>34382018
Yeah, so? I still think the Beretta is over complicated and heavy for a gun that doesn't do anything better than the simplistic Tec-9.
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>>34382160
Baretta m9: The piece of trash fud hardware of guns
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>>34381953
Sorry brah, the most accurate handgun I own. Most reliable with a suppressor over a wide range of ammo. I like the ergos. And that "slide safety" is actually a decocker. They actually make 18rd OEM flush fit mags.
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>>34381995
Try to change some springs and install the better sear.
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I see the fucking Sig shills are out in full force again.

Goddamn.

Sig has spent the last 30 years brainwashing the public into thinking that they were robbed of the military contract.

If you see any Beretta hate, its simply Sigs 30-year-long revenge plan.

Face it, fuckers. Beretta is better than your shitty gun in every respect.
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I fell for the m9 meme for my first gun, never again. Thanks to the old fudd at the gun store trying to force it on me, I sold that piece of shit and got a P226
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>>34382442
Haha. Yes, fellow gun owner. I too fell for the M9 meme. What trash. But now I've gotten myself a genuine Sig Sauer® P226. The fit and finish are excellent! Those boys at Sig Sauer® sure know how to build a fine pistol. And let me tell you something else, as if the butter smooth action, excellent ergos, and crisp, consistent patented double-action single-action trigger wasn't enough, it's almost always guaranteed to turn heads at the range and is a real ice breaker with the ladies. Why just the other day, I was shooting my Sig Sauer® P226 at the range (perfect dime sized groups, of course) when a lovely lady in the stall next to mine complimented me on my pistol. Now this lucky American male aged between 18-35 has a hot date this Saturday! Thanks Sig Sauer®!
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>>34381953
I like mine. Took some practice, and I'm not gonna say it's my most accurate, but I like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3uBezHdjd8
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I got bit hard by the 92fs and bled all over it because I was being stupid, but it was one of the softest shooting 9mms I've ever shot and fairly accurate too. Only problem is the slide wasn't locking back on the last round.
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>>34382525
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I just want one because it was in the Resident Evil games. Still waiting for a good deal to come my way
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>>34381953
>ergos are fine for a man
>it's a perfect size if you don't have toddler hands
>weight doesn't bother me - DYEL?
>I've never had a failure
>What angle do you want?
>There's nothing wrong with a thumb safety
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>>34381953
DIEHARD
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>piece of fucking shit fudd gun
>fudd gun
kek
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>>34381953

KYS.

I love my 92FS.
The ergos are great for me, the slide safety works for me.
Haven't had a failure yet.
Clean your fucking gun and/or stop using cheap/beat-ass mags
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My 92fs hasnt had a malfunction yet. Helps if you clean your guns. Also I feel ergonomics are pretty subjective. Good bait though.
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The grip is the best fitting grip of any gun I've ever used. I'm sorry you have manlet hands, and I'm especially sorry you've eaten enough paint chips as a kid to make the "muh slide safety" argument.
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>>34382193
Kekd
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Drama queen...
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>shitalian made guns
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>>34381953
Because Bruce Willis had one in Die Hard.
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>>34383252
this

I can't believe people are complaining about the grip or the grip angle. The m9/92fs is such a fuckhuge gun, it is a literal dream to hold. The only people who hate on it are manlet glock fanbois
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>>34381953
You keep calling it a Fudd gun, but i dont think it means what you think it means.

>Comes in scary black
>military and police use
>9mm rather than .45 AARP
>doublestack mags
>European company, not good old (insert Colt, S&W, or Ruger here)
>not a JMB design

that isnt very fudd.
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>>34382003
P320 is so fuggin seksi
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>>34381953
Fuck you and fuck this shitty bait thread
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Christ /k/ flips its opinion more than a teenage girl. A few months ago the general consensus was it was good. Now there's multiple threads of hate for it.

Further proof no one should ever browse /k/ in regards of firearm advice.
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>>34383633
All those threads were started by one fucking retard who has never touched a gun before.
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>>34382386
That's not true. I consider myself a SIG fanboi and I love the 92 too. It's mostly Glockfags shitting all over Beretta all the time. Brotip: Mecgar sells 18-round flush-fit mags for the Beretta 92 and P226
Also, in a military setting Glocks are usually carried without a chambered round because lolEurope and lolNoSafety, and a lot of tacticool experts advise people to down-load their Glock mags to 16 or 14, which dispenses with the Glock's supposed "advantage" in capacity.
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>>34383465
Good enough for the last Snake standing.
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>>34383510
>comparing a metal frame da/sa to a polymer striker fire
Neck yourself
>>34383512
>european
>accokeek maryland
Neck yourself
>>34383252
>muh slide safety
How about muh broken pot metal turd slide? Neck yourswlf
>>34382824
>actually wanting a pistol with a safety
Neck yourself
>>34382739
The only intelligent beretta argument in this thread... but still neck yourself
>>34382386
Youre right, the only thing shittier than beretta / hi point is sig... but still neck yourself
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>>34383814
fucking savage
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>>34383814
>pot metal
Neck yourself.
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>>34383889
If its not pot metal explain why this inferior trash is plagued by broken slide rails then you cock mongling anal felching shitty gun loving piece of subhuman abortion waste!
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>>34383905
Because it's an open design instead of a closed design like later Berettas such as the Cougar and PX4. At least Beretta never welded their slides together from multiple pieces (like SIG), or lowered the quality of their finish on their carbon steel slides (like Glock).
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>>34381953
Because, military.

It's why all these retarded bootlickers are buying up all the Sig P320s now that they got the mil contract.

There's a podcast I listen to and they used to shit all over Sig Sauer. Now they can't stop sucking their dick and saying the P320 is the bestest ever.
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>>34383905
>plagued by broken slide rails

What did he mean by this?
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>>34381953
I'm pretty sure you are the "I've never seen a gun in my life" from like 4 hours ago, but I'll humor you.

>Dogshit ergos
They're fucking great, what are you talking about?

>Xbox hueg
I'm a giant sumbitch, it fits my hands wonderfully. Are you a manlet, by any chance?

>...with only 15rd capacity
Get 20 rounders, they don't stick far out.

>Weighs a metric fuckton
Start getting gains, bitchboi. Alright but seriously, the weight helps mitigate upwards recoil and shows it was built to take a couple drops or two. I mean, look at the hi-point. Heavy as a brick but still functions even when the chamber is shot and bulging.

>Failures every other mag
How the hell? I mean, I know this story is fake, but at least make it sound believable.

>Pig disgusting grip angle
You mean the same angle as every other modern handgun ever? Is this another side effect of little boy hands?

>That mouthbreather-tier slide mounted safety
I honestly don't see why everyone flips the hell out of this when simultaneously everyone says to carry with a round in the chamber, or with safety off and no round in the chamber, both of which would totally negate ever needing to use the safety. I can reach the safety rather comfortably with my thumb using the same motion I would use if I were trying to cock the hammer on any other handgun, or I keep my right hand on the grip and use my left hand to release the safety and chamber a round if need be.
This is literally a non-issue people make a huge fuss about because it's different.
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>>34383814
Holy shit, how can someone be this retarded?
Oh yeah, this is a b8 thread. Forgot about that.
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>>34383633
>>34383652
If you take notice to the writers' mannerisms, you can tell it's the same guy.
My guess is that someone on Leddit thought it would be funny to try to "trigger XDDD" /k/ by shitting on one of the board's more widely liked firearm.
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>>34384264
>one of the board's more widely liked firearm.
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>>34381953
Get out retard.
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>>34381953
You can stay with your glock if you can't be assed to learn how to shoot a real pistol properly.
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>>34381953
>dogshit ergos
lmao no
>Xbox Huge 15 rounds
18 round mags flush fit are pretty common for it you idiot
>failures every other mag
maintain your weapon faglord
>disgusting grip angle
lmao wut
>slide safety
git gud nigger

2/10 for making me reply
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>>34381953

>calling a 92fs a "fudd" gun

get out newfag this website is for 18+
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>>34384183

all of these.

except I'm a pretty small guy and I've never found the 92 unwieldy or bulky...
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Awful lot of 92 hat threads around, interesting. I can only use personal experiences but i have a few pictures of my qual with guys shooting glocks on either side of me. They were chuckling before they went in with their speshul triggers but walked out sour faced
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>>34384183
>I'm a giant sumbitch, it fits my hands wonderfully. Are you a manlet, by any chance?

Heck, I'm a 5'5" manlet with medium sized (size 9) hands, it feels great to me. Sounds like we must be replying to Donny T.
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>>34384657
>tiny baby hands
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>>34381953
racking the slide is smooth as butter though
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Will summer ever END?!
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>>34385562
how far?
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>>34381953
sorry could you try posting a review that isnt entirely meme buzzwords?
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>>34385562
gluckolds btfo
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>>34381953
That's a lot of words for "I'm a manlet and I'm furious because my hands are too tiny for the 92fs"
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>>34381953
>Failures every other mag
Now I know you're either lying or a limp-wristed faggot

The unchambered rounds sit nearly level with the barrel, it's almost impossible for a 92fs to fail to feed for mechanical reasons
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>>34385934
Honestly i cant remember, but i practice at 15-20 yards so anything from 5yards to 10 is piss easy like this, so leys say... 7 yards? What it looks like to me
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Lets not forget the best feature about the 92
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>>34384143
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>>34381995
Dats a nice gat ya got there boi, be a real shame if ya were to lose it
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>>34386294
fuck wrong color hand, never mind
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>>34382029
It was an okay handgun a few decades ago. But has long since been obsolete. It's a solid fact that it has piss poor ergonomics, weighs a fuck ton, and has a meh magazine for its size and weight. The only reason it's popular is because it's used by the U.S. Military, and the only reason it's about to get more popular will be because of cheap surplus as the P320s replace them.
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>>34386391
>It was an okay handgun a few decades ago.
Its been a solid handgun since its creation and has been touted as an easy to use and out of the box accurate sidearm. Its da/sa is solid and the sa is crisp. It also has only one manual safety that can be manipulated easily as well as everything else on the handgun being easy to use, such as the slide and mag releases. Glock has finally added a houndtooth to their slide release but even then its garbage
>But has long since been obsolete.
Yet people still crow over the 1911 despite being a single stack sa only. You are wasting oxygen at this point.
>It's a solid fact that it has piss poor ergonomics
Untrue
>weighs a fuck ton
Youre a man baby
>and has a meh magazine for its size and weight.
What are larger magazines?
>The only reason it's popular is because it's used by the U.S. Military, and the only reason it's about to get more popular will be because of cheap surplus as the P320s replace them.

Its popularity comes from them being used and abused by soldiers and still functioning despite poor upkeep. Ivr made this point by picking any m9 at random out of the armory for qual, cleaning it, and qualing expert. I understand you are memeing but really, shut the fuck up.
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>>34386457
I'm not memeing. It's a mediocre handgun and you're to much of a fan boy to see it.

Also
>implying I think the 1911 isn't trash.
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I'm just gonna leave this here and move on with life.
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>>34381953
Personally I like the grip on it.

You can also get 18 round flush fit mags for it.
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>>34386391
The ergonomics are great so long as you don't have small hands. The trigger is very good if you like DA/SA. It is not that heavy because it has an aluminum frame. Mecgar makes an 18 round flush fitting magazine.
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>>34386501
No, youre memeing. Everything you just said is personal opinion and easily disproved. Shuffle on back to your cave.
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At least with a Beretta you can do this
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>>34386680
You can be Garrett Hunter?
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>>34386549
The slide mounted safety is pretty eh, and 10 ounces is quite a bit if you're carrying it around all day compared to a m&p 9 or something. The tiny bit of slide you get to grip at the rear all but prevents over the top racking. I still like mine though, and would like it more if I didn't have tiny babby hands that have to slightly break grip to hit the mag release even with the smallest back strap on a m&p. Single action trigger pull is very nice, and so is the negligible recoil.
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>>34382106
>"that poster made me look like a butt punk"
>"I know! I'll call him a virgin, that'll sure show him!"

When are you faggots going to learn?
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I really want one but the one handed grip just feels weird to me. It's nothing like a revolver it's just so clunky feeling just doesn't seem like a natural fit.
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>>34382029
>a 500 year old company got there by being shit

in this case, absolutely. Beretta does not have one "modern" gun which could make them relevant in any way. everything they make is a mashup of proprietary special snowflake afterthoughts with no purpose. pic related. tacked on shit vs. streamlined beauty of the organic Glock.
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>>34386917
>beauty
>glock
you got a batch of moonshine you broke into or something, fucking pick one
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>>34386457
>Glock has finally added a houndtooth to their slide release but even then its garbage

Glock is doing this shit because of end user demand, not bcause it's necessary or smart - it's fucks like you who push for front serrations, ambi slide catches, etc. - all useless imo. for me, if Glock made a Polymer 80 frame with a regular trigger guard and no external slide catch, it would be perfect.
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>>34386936
yes, it's fucking beautiful. certainly more so than the pot metal trash that needs it's pins staked called M9....
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>>34386957
Glock has a very slick and feminine slide release (perfect for people like you) that makes on the fly reloads troublesome and hard to achieve.
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>>34386967
Glock's are fucking ugly.
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>>34386957
>all useless imo. for me

Glad everyone is like you.

Glock is doing all of that because they're starting to realize their competition is doing it for cheaper, and Glock can't lean on its brand name making no innovations anymore.
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>>34382824
It doesn't bother anyone as a range toy, it's carrying one that sucks.

>inb4 but I carry my m9 everywhere I go and it's super comfortable!

You either dress like trenchcoat mafia or everyone and their mom can tell you're carrying a gun.
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>>34383633
It's no better than the "glock perfection" threads we now get spammed with daily filled with fudds going "reee glocknade".
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>>34386680
Disgusting.

More like, you can do THIS.
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>>34386680
Careful, Nemesis will find you
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>>34381953
Beretta 92FS is my favorite handgun, bar none. The only complaint I have is that it's full size and so concealment is a bit more difficult, but that's a matter of my intended use in a hot climate, not the firearm's intended function.

It has a better trigger than my Glock 30.

It has extremely smooth operation and recoil. No idea WTF you're shooting that you'd call the recoil on a 92FS "uneven."

Don't give a shit if the military used it or not, it's a great gun.

It's the most accurate AND the most comfortable of the handguns I own (Beretta 92FS, Glock 19&30, P64 Makarov, S&W Airweight .38, Springfield XD, Hi Power 1911, Ruger LC9.)

I love all my handguns, and they each have their advantages. But if you're saying the 92FS sucks, I can tell you from experience with a wide variety of guns you're full of shit and haven't shot one.

Either that, or you just have pitiful manlet hands. In that case, may I recommend a .380 Ruger LCPII - but don't get the original LCP, as the trigger pull is terrible and you will likely shit yourself straining to pull it past its "crunchy" point.
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>>34387037
Full size men can carry full size guns.

I wear a suit for work, and while I don't carry a 92, I carry a full-size pistol and have no issues.
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>>34382197
>Berettas are now fudd guns
>thinking a 9mm can ever be a fudd gun
If it's not a revolver or a metal frame .45 automatic it's not a fudd pistol you disgusting newfag Reddit rat.
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>>34386630
Keep telling yourself that. If you say it enough it'll surly become true.
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Guys talking about "shit ergos" and "muh grip angle" as reasons to praise Glock over Beretta.

Oh, my sides. Orbital, truly.

You do realize that even if a Beretta had internals made of warm butter and a barrel made out of a hollow pretzel rod, Beretta would still beat Glock in those two categories right off the top, right?

I adore my Glock 19. Ergos are not great, grip angle sucks. But you adapt, because it's a very nice gun otherwise. I'm OK with a Hi-Point C9, too - it's an ugly brick with low mag capacity, but it works and I'm happy. But I'm NEVER going to say Glock has good ergos or grip angle, nor that Hi-Point is beautiful and lightweight. By not picking your arguments, you show some massive fucking ignorance.
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>>34386980

I've found that people just use it wrong. Instead of pushing straight down with your thumb, push down while pushing into the slide. There's absolutely no need for it to stick out more or be bigger. Push your thumb into the side of the slide while pushing down. Also, don't be a pussy faggot.
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>>34387218

also, i'm not this guy >>34386957
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>>34387216
>I adore my Glock 19. Ergos are not great, grip angle sucks.

people tell me that a lot at the range. but the love my Luger which I let some shoot to unmask them as shit talking double standard trash.
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>>34387244
I can shoot a Glock accurately and i like it, but i still prefer a VP9 or something with a less aggressive grip angle.
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>>34383512
>.45 AARP

ho lee fuck that's great
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>>34381953
>Xbox hueg
Get off my board, manlet.
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>>34387298
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>>34387193
Ok, amigo.
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>failures every orther mag

Come on now at least try berettas are tanks that will eat the cheapest shit ammo you can find with no issues if what your saying is true then your cousin is a dumb fuck who cant maintain his shit
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>>34387293
Vp9s have the best grip on the market with walther just behind. Vp9s being fully dextro and a european mag release is some fun shit too. Just wish they werent striker fire
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>>34387449
>Just wish they werent striker fire

HK can make your wish come true with a P30.
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>>34387449
See
>>34387466

Plus you'll be John Wick.
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>>34387723
I'm not advocating the P30, or any other HK trash gun, though. HK is for manchildren fedora tippers.
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>>34387747
Nice b8 m8.
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>>34387765
>Nice b8 m8.
it wasn't b8 m8. I got a USPc for my first gun some 12 years ago and I regretted it dearly.
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>>34387782
Just because it didn't work for you m8 doesn't mean its trash. We're all different bro.
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>>34387794
no. I was an edgy kid who was just contrarian and wanted to give the finger to his dad's advice. unlike most shits on k, I can own up to my mistakes though. you will not see that a lot here.
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>>34387020
I used to think so too, but one night i was drunk browsing pistols and got a eager looking through a block catalog so I started beating it to them. I think they look ok now.
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>>34383905
Your post is the first time I've ever heard of this.
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>>34387466
I was NOT a fan of the p30's mag release
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>>34388079
it's the same shitty, prone to break lever on the vp9 and p30? incidentally. talking about superior ergos, people tend to use the trigger figger to actuate those which kinda is cardinally unsafe. but what gives, it's not like anybody should take HK cuckbois seriously....
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>>34388151
I hope a gun ban happens because of you.
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>>34388220
>I hope a gun ban happens because of you.

how? why? explain yourself?!?!
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>>34383013
That's why I own one, every Christmas I put on a wife beats and jeans, no shoes, sit on my sofa with my 92 and say the lines with John while pulling the trigger on my 92 in time with the movie.

It's the best Christmas movie
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>>34388330
>not taping it behind your back

you see, it wouldn't even work. because that fat bitch pos is too heavy. a G19 otoh would....
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>>34388350
It's also a pain in the ass, my back is like a Sasquatch's
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>>34386137
That's not a slide rail, nogunz.
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>>34382106
>something they did when they were 16

If you got a tattoo at 16 your parents didn't give a fuck about you and that generally doesn't churn out great folks.
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>>34381953
>only 15 rounds
nigga how many bullets do you need?
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>>34389122
>nigga how many bullets do you need?

All of them.
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>>34386980
>tripfagging
>incapable of dropping a flock mag
Next you'll say poly mags get caught in the magwell.
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>>34386549
I'm talking about issued ones which you can't just use whatever you want on. The sooner they're gone the better. Not very many people like them for anything other than an excuse to not have an M4.
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>>34382160
>>34382197


The bredduh m8, the "are you 'avin a giggol" of guns
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I like my M9A3. I also like shooting the M9 at the qual range.

>MUH SLIDE SAFETY
suck a dick bitch
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>>34381953
>>Dogshit ergos,
>>Xbox hueg with only 15rd capacity
>>Weighs a metric fuckton
>>Pig disgusting grip angle
Speaking as a chubby DYEL 5'10" manlet with small hands: G I T G U D. These are ALL literally the fault of your somehow-shittier-than-mine genetics and lifestyle choices.
>>Failures every other mag
Get mags that aren't poverty-tier.
>>That mouthbreather-tier slide mounted safety
An oft-repeated meme that means nothing.

TL;DR OP is a turbo faggot. Nothing to see here. Sage and move on.
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I own a 92fs and while I do hold complaints to it such as the trigger pull it's still a fucking good gun.

>Xbox hueg with only 15rd capacity
Nearly every fucking 9mm normal sized handgun has that fucking capacity. Only a faggot would bitch about having to much capacity. Especially for a full sized handgun
>Weighs a metric fuckton
No you are just fucking weak
>Failures every other ma
That's because you and your cousins are faggots who can't maintain their shit
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>>34389567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkuh3A_Zudw

>Both 15 round capacity

Nice try you fucking retard
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It really is a great handgun if it is Italian made.
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>>34382106
I see you haven' t matured a day since you were 16.
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>>34382525
Seems legit.
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>>34389608
...i have 17 round mags for my m9. i dont know what the fuck you fags are doing wrong.
>>
>>34386294
Callum pls
>>
The ONLY complaint I have regarding the M9 is the fuck huge grip and that's because I have smallish hands. most (if not all) other complaints stems from stupid shit the US military put the platform through

>reliability is shit her her derp
US Army used low quality shit mags with some shitty coating that collected dust and sand leading to the mags to lock up. Also Soldiers not properly cleaning their shit and the high round count most have lived through
>Muh Frame cracking
US Military SF (cough cough SEALS) used high pressure 9mm rounds ment for SMG's in the M9's (also different metal used to make the US M9's VS the Italian ones)

long story short the M9 is not bad its just heavy, yuge and other platforms do the job just as well if not better in a smaller lighter and more compact form

(also I read about some aftermarket thin grips for the M9 anyone know anything about them?)
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The sad part is the only pistol I've ever accidentally flipped the safety on with is a frame mounted one while drawing.
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>>34381953

I bet you're just mad you have small hands
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>>34382525
Kek
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>>34386967
>pot metal trash
didn't know this was a cz thread
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>>34391845
I thought that was cz's tooling?
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>>34389378
>Complaining about Guard name fagging

Are you new, or just a faggot?
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>>34392034
>defending Guard
Might as well defend shadman too, if you love shit art so much.
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>>34382525
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>>34386137

Old recoil springs I'm guessing. 1911s do the same if you don't replace them
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