look what i got

>>34379976
A gun from Amazon prime

>>34379976
what kind of glock is that

Dragon dildos get weirder looking all the time.

>>34379976
Jeff bezos cock in your mouth?

>>34380151
>Not made for throwing
The fuck is the point of a machete if you can't toss that bad boy around a bit?

>>34380125
>>34380107
>>34380092
>>34380069
That's hot

How much nigger

>>34380186
$110

>>34379976
>>34380002
>>34380016
>>34380032
>>34380046
>>34380069
>>34380092
>>34380107
>>34380125
>FAGGOT

>>34379976
how is the warranty on a tops? usually buy esse for the warranty or Kabar/Becker for value.

>>34380212
For a machete?!!?!

Man, you got ripped off. That's as stupid as buying a $110 toothbrush

>>34380151
>saw theeth
Neat that the will sharpen/reprofile your pig sticker for the cost of shipping though.

>>34380212
>$110
This better not be one of those machetes who's handles basically break under any real use.
I know these companies usually get away with it too regardless, because their main users are people who just buy them and never use them.

>>34380212
>not getting the $20 5-pack from sportsmans guide

>>34380556

Not OP. that's from tops, thats actually some what cheap from what their shit usually goes for.

came expecting a dragon dildo. am disappoint

Now you can use it to clear the brush behind your wife's sons house in brit bong land

>>34380060
>Dragon dildos get weirder looking all the time.
I wish Bad Dragon would collaborate with Amazon for discreet shipping so if I ever order from them I can send it to an amazon locker. There's one near me that I have yet to use

>>34381387
do people actually buy those? how do you justify it to your family?

>>34381679
You don't tell your family, you sperg.

>>34381882
so what, you use them? how much of a faggot do you have to be to do that?

>>34380069
nice, is that a famas?

>>34381899
Enough of a faggot to put large silicone dog/horse penises in your butt. Did you just get here?

>>34380016
Hey i leave near Ucon.

Fags can't spell Yukon worth shit.

>>34381265
This. Those things are fucking amazing

>>34381937
no, but i always thought that the people posting dildos with their guns were trolling.

>>34381964
A little bit of trolling, a little bit of horse cock prostate massage.

put it in your ass op

>>34379976
XL Chance?

>>34381964
Nobody spends over 100 shekels on a silicone horse cock just to post a pic of it on /k/.

>>34380016
101% ALLMURRIKAN USA USA

Fuck that's expensive.

>>34386032
good quality shit cost's money

>>34379976
knives are fucking dumb and boring kys

unboxing a toaster would be more exciting

>>34385778
you must be new here

>>34379976
Judging by the logo, I would have to say it is some sort of box of dick or dicks.

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>$100+ on a gucci machete

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>oh wow it's fucking nothing

A $5 machete. Neat.

>>34379976
A TOPS KNIVES BRAND TOPS KNIVES KNIFE?!


GTFO

>>34386623
>TOPS knives
>$5

nah man. nah

>>34386683
Worth and price are two different things.

>>34385778
Dude the spergs over in /ARG/ will spend thousands of dollars on rifles and accessories that they never use, let alone shoot, all so they can post pictures of it and look cool. Don't underestimate how Improvident /k/ is.

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>>34386707

Why the hate for TOPS?

I own a few of their knives and I've used them extensively while camping / hiking into the DEEP woods. They've never failed, they've kept their edge and holy fuck are they useful.

Are there cheaper knives? Yes. Would I trust them? No.

I am not trying to shill, as yes, there's other brands you can spend your money on. But to say this brand is shit is a lie, plain and simple.

>>34386733
>Ugly, overpriced, tacticool