The /k/amera is rolling. What do you say?

>>34379484
If I have to die for a word, I want that word to be poon tang.

>>34379484
Hi mom

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>>34379484
THIS IS VIETNAM THE MOVIE

>REMEMBER BENGHAZI

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>>34379501
Hey, photographer, you want a good picture?

>>34379511
#justiceforpvtpyle

>>34379515
>Five pouch chest rig obviously designed to hold 30 round AK mags
This thing has always fucking bugged me, what the fuck is it? It's like some kind of bizarre lovechild of the Type 81 and the Type 63 chest rig

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>>34379529
>>34379515
Honestly no clue. I've heard of chicom chest rigs, but I get no 5 pouch one when I google it.

>>34379484
irreverent music in 3,2 .... [bird, bird, bird starts playing]

>>34379546
UNO, DOS, ONE TWO TRES QUATRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJiGu6Gz8E

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>>34379515
>These are great days we're living, bros.
>We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns.
>These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know.
>After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

No truer words have been spoken, he was truly a /k/ommando and went down exactly how I'd imagine a /k/ommando would

I URGE THE POLITBURO TO REACH A PEACEFUL (explosions) NEGOTIATED (explosions) COMPROMISE

>>34379563
Didn't he get unceremoniously rekt by a booby trap?

>>34379575
On second thought that's probably how most /k/ommandos would go

>>34379544
That's the type 81

They did make a five pouch version called the Type 63, but it was designed to hold SVD magazines, but the pouches are way shorter than the one in the picture.

>>34379484
H-hi.

>>34379580
Would the type 81 be good for AR magazines? I need a cheap chest rig.

>>34379484
Traps are gay.

6 6 6 fuck niggers

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Let me tell you something. I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!

>>34379484
GIT
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

>>34379696

Fucking this.

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>>34379696
F

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>>34379484
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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>>34379802
We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that.

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>>34379484
TRAPS ARE FUCKIN' GAY!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>>34379696
Came here to post this

>>34379484
Hi I'm Anonymous, welcome to Vietnam.

>>34379484
NIPPLE SALADS!!!

I LIKE THUDDLES

>>34379484
Fuck this i hate my unit, i hate this place i hate you fucking camera

>>34379484
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

I mean, I could uh... I could give you this big, long philosophical bullshit treatise on the moral, logistical and strategic complexity of war and communism, but I'll shorten it up for the average dumbass civilian back home. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Matt. I saw your fucking grades. So basically, these fucking zipperheads hate freedom, and I love it, so I shoot them in the dick. That's all anyone, myself included, needs to know and understand. It's all that matters. Commies get the fuck outta my free world.

>>34379484
uhhh...umm...HIHELLODAMMIT

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>>34379484
CNN is fake news

bye losers

>>34379515
>>34379563
i don't get it was the dead guy an american guy or a bad guy also was the american guy saying a good or a bad thing

ps i ask cos i have zero morals

>>34380937
>"Yo PS I have 2 sides and it's nothin personal kid, I'm a twisted psyco blah blah"
Shut up

Bill Clinton is a rapist! Infowars.com!

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Kill'em all and let God sort them out

>>34379602
I'd recommend a Type 56 (three pouch version) for AR magazines, you can fit two into one pouch so you get six mags and four utility pockets

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>>34379696

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"Is it party time? I think it's party time!"

>>34381103
Alright, I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

It ain't me.

>>34380987
hey man no need to be so rude all i did was ask a question

we learn by asking questions and get smarter

being smart is fun

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>>34379484
"If you kill your enemies, they win."
>smirks

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>>34379484
I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES, AND I SAY KILL THEM ALL!!

>>34379484
LOL 9mm

>>34380937
He's saying they have more in common with the gooks than with anybody back home because they're fighting and dying together and only they really now what it's like out there.

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>>34379484

Ave Nex Alea

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>>34379484

I have a confession to make to all of you…

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small-errr... you fuckers get the point. I don't need to say the rest.

>>34379484
"Get me the fuck out of here"

>>34382567
You must not be having very much fun then.

>>34383348
I really hope this is pasta

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>>34384035

>not knowing that it is

Do I really have to post the whole thing?

Communism is the very definition of failure.

>>34379484
Is that you John Wayne?

Is this me?

"Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah."

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Traps ARE NOT gay

>>34379696
I'm Doing My Part!

>>34379484
It wasn't the Jews.
It was the Japs this whole time.

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>>34379484

>>34379484
Allah akbar!

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>>34379484
Vape naysh, dog.

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WATCH OUT FOR THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!!!!

War is hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRk3chgXEUw

>>34379501
Literally just watched this movie with my brother a couple nights ago.
We tripped out and rewound to this exact image!
Is this historically correct?
>Marine captain or someshit
>armed with a lever-action
Please do not tell me we sent our boys over seas against the ak with lever actions
Anyone have more info on this

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>>34379484

>>34384904
Thats Crazy Earl, he carried around a BB gun for the lels in 'Nam. In the book he actually loses it completely and starts shooting at gooks in the bush with it before getting wasted himself

War is hell but the wait is worse.

> be inna nam
> lots of gook pussy to slay
> they charge double because two bocoo

>>34379484
> Can't wait to get back to my local bowling alley
> You know, there's rules

>>34379484
I WISH THE HOLOCAUST ACTUALLY HAPPENED SO THAT I COULD SEE IT HAPPEN AGAIN
NINE ELEVEN WAS AN INSIDE JOB

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>>34379484
WITNESS ME!!!

out of my AO, faggot

>>34379484
Za Rodinu, za Stalina!

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THE SHERIFF IS A NI[inaudible]

>>34379484
Benis.

>>34379484
Full Metal Jacket is pretty fucking terrible, looking back on it.

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>>34384414

>>34379484
Ay, you back home, fuck your hippy communist shit.

Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War, war is the motherfucking answer.

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>I say nothing
>I just stare
>I pull out accordion
>Begin playing everyone's favorite song

>>34379484
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!!

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>>34379484
War is god's way of teaching Americans geography.

Fuck off, I'm trying to shoot gooks

>>34384414
"Traps are gay and it's ok"

>>34379484
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!

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>>34379484
Whats the deal with black people? they're not black, they're not people?

>>34380466

All the lies you bin' told
Baby let me set you straight
What we had back then was great

WE WERE THE ONE'S

>>34379563
Crazy Earl (the squad leader) doesn't really say this. Cowboy says this when they are going to kill the sniper.
>>34379575
Crazy Earl gets killed because he finally loses it and bum rushes an NVA mg nest with his Red Ryder. You'll notice he carries one with his m16 if you pay attention.
>>34380466
This is not said in the book at all. Kubrick put this to add more to the movies and highlight the racial divide among soldiers/sailors/airmen/Marines during the time but show that they still fought to the death for each other. As highlighted when Animal Mother charges out into the open for doc-J and 8 ball (which also doesn't happen in the book).Its THE Rock who gets wasted by the sniper and another squad goes to get him, they also get wasted.

TR;DL Read the book "Short Timers", the book they wrote the screen play for Full Metal Jacket with. Its a fucking hell of a story

>>34384912
This, but its Hue city where he gets wasted. They don't go to the jungle til later bro

You know someone has read the book when they say "wasted" instead of "killed"

>>34384966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZE0TYKYfEo

my name is anon and this is jackass

>>34379484
>What do you say?

"PBR Streetgang this is Almighty"

POLICE YOUR MOOSTACHE

>>34389851

Thoughts on the Phantom Blooper?

>>34379484
>over 100 replies
>no get some
Get your act together, /k/.

The jews caused this

>>34390208
Haven't read it man but Ive heard its weird as all hell. Very Vietnam-spoopy

I would look at the camera with the most dead straight face and say "I have to shit"

>>34390975
>what's it like being dead, motherfucker?
I feel sad, cold, and alone.
and I need to take a shit.

>>34390232
See
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