fell for the truck gun meme

>>34373222
HAHAHAHAHA. Truck gun faggots BTFO.

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>>34373222
>2017
>owning a truck

No, you're just a fucking retard for leaving your vehicle unlocked.

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>>34373222
>not locking always locking your truck and covering up whatever weapons/important items you have in a parked car
I hate this new truck gun fad a lot but you didn't get memed, you just succumbed to your own stupidity.

>>34373222
Is it a meme? I didn't know that......I carry a draco with a brace at times if the situation calls for it, but it usually goes with me when I dismount. Definitely lock it in some way, you gotta be hyper vigilant.....

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>>34373256
>owing a gun

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>>34373222
you didn't fall for the gun truck meme, you're just a fucking retard

>>34373288
>>34373291
>leaving your vehicle unlocked
I leave my truck unlocked because I live in a safe area

>>34373222
>truck gun
the only reasonable "truck gun" is a rifle to use for dispatching pests on your land
having a rifle/shotgun because you think you'll somehow be able to use it in a self-defense situation instead of your CC is retarded

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>>34373329
>having a rifle/shotgun because you think you'll somehow be able to use it in a self-defense situation instead of your CC is retarded

What if the happening happens and your 9mm AR is at home? You'll feel like a right fool w/o your truck gun.

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Is it Truck gun or Trunk gun? I thought it was trunk.

>>34373362
Both are fucking stupid.

>>34373369
it really only makes sense if you're a rancher and even then i dont see why you'd leave the gun in your car instead of just keeping it near the front door.

>>34373288
apparantly not if it got broken into bitch.
also did you seriously have your gun visible from the windows?

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>>34373275
>>owning a truck
What, you drive a prius? Move aside for the big boys on the road

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>>34373326
WELL APPARENTLY ITS NOT SO SAFE ISN'T IT?

>>34373222
You stupid piece of shit.

>>34373288
>>34373291
>>34373326
There is specific clauses in my insurance both auto and gun insurance that if my car is unlocked they will not cover what is lost inside. OP is couple hundred legos short of a castle.

>>34373222
I want to be suffocated by those thighs

>>34373342
>the happening happens
ok, lets say something happens... what's going to happen is probably
>roads are congested and you cant easily make it home
so what are you going to do? grab your ar and OC it around a bunch of scared and possibly looting idiots?
or
>looting happens and you aren't next to/in your vehicle
welp, your still without a rifle and now you may have just given a stranger a gun if they break into your vehicle

>>34373222
... you're doing it wrong then.
Truck guns are for going through shit areas and extended trips, not for everyday trips to the grocery store and fucking off at the movies.
That said, i'm probably going to bolt a lockbox under my seat and see how it goes.

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>>34373395
>land cruiser
>america
g-good joke anon

>>34373326

You asked for it. Next time leave your vehicle locked. Whenever I hear friends or family lamenting how their car was broken into the first question I ask is: "Was it locked?"

"Well, no...but I live in a saf-"

"You're a fucking idiot. No place is safe and you just fucking learned that didn't you? Not to mention you don't have the forethought to protect your property."

Do you leave your house unlocked because you live in a "safe" neighborhood? I fucking hope not. Listen, I'm sorry your truck was stolen from. Not broken into, stolen. I'm more sorry that now a criminal has a fucking firearm to go sell for more crack. Lock your shit, hide your shit.

>>34373362

Truck guns are trunk guns for trucks because they don't have trunks. Trunk guns are a little bit easier to hide from potential thieves. My car is on its last leg, but in my next one I plan on installing a little hidden compartment or rack on the inside roof. Even if someone breaks in when I'm out and about, people don't usually check the inside roof when looking for shit to steal.

>>34373431
We have Land Cruisers, just not those ones.

>>34373369
If I'm doing it then it isn't stupid.

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>>34373222
JUST CARRY 2-3 EXTENDOS IN YOUR CAR FOR YOUR CC PIECE, INSTEAD OF AN ENTIRE GUN THAT CAN BE STOLEN YOU STUPID NIGGER HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

>>34373454
This is what truck/trunk gun faggots actually believe.

>>34373326
Judging by recent events, not as much as you think.

Maybe you'll learn from that.

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Sold my truck for a AWD car. Now I got trunk guns. Henry AR-7 (224 rounds 22lr) and a Hi-Point 45acp (sadly not 100 dollar wrap... yet).

If stolen, looking at about $500 loss. More worried about my 72 hour bag honestly. Takes time to make a good one.

>>34373381
Case you got to shoot something you see when you driving around.

>>34373415
>what if scenarios

Fuck off. Why even carry a gun at all if someone can just shoot you in the back? Guess you wasted your time CC'ing all those years.

>>34373382
Go reread the first post shithead. He left his car unlocked.

>>34373395
>Move aside for the big boys on the road
What is with you tiny-dicked americans and your oversized trucks?

Genuine question

>>34373735
Guess what... I was responding to a what if scenario you tard. If the other anon wanted to bring a sudden SHTF scenario into the conversation, I was just giving some possible scenarios for him

>>34373771
They needed them for truck nuts. It is like spinners for armed Americans.

>>34373771
What is it with you culturally enriched Europeans and your taxes?

Genuine question

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>>34373326
I've been called naive before, but your shit is all sorts of brick-licking retarded

>>34373812
But Americans love paying taxes, your democrats are always asking for higher taxes to help feed the "needy" (read, lazy people) and your republicans always want to cut taxes which weakens everything from the military to help for those that genuinely need it

>>34373470
found the Somali.

>>34373222
Jesus that bitch needs to exercise.

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>>34373812
lol a different poster but you a literally proving the stereotype you dumb shit

>>34373222
Sounds like your fuckup. You lock the truck, lock the container the gun is in, and make the truck look like an unattractive target. Oh, and don't use mud women as your thread starter.

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OP's window
Wonders why gun is missing

>>34373709
whats in the 72 hour bag?

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>>34373326

>I live in a safe area
>So safe my firearm was stolen from my vehicle

>>34373771
Having a truck is useful, especially in rural areas, which America has plenty of. In cities they're useful for transporting large loads like furniture or appliances.

>>34373222
Stop with these fucking "fell for the meme meme meme meme" threads. They aren't funny.

>>34373771
>What is with you tiny-dicked americans and your oversized trucks?

What's with your rampant migrant rape crisis and your sympathetic attitude?

Genuine question

>>34374805
Stop with the tripfag meme. It's not funny and everyone hates you.

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>>34373771
I have no idea, anon. 99% of trucks that I see are completely unmarred with nothing in the bed and a fat middle aged man (always with sunglasses) riding in the front seat with his ballooning arthritic wife next to him.

It's almost as bad as the age of "Taking out a second mortgage to afford my 80mph maximum $35,000 ape hanger Harley" around 2006.


Then again - I've only ever paid cash in full for vehicles and run them for nearly a decade until they've died on me and typically purchased "used with mild patina of age" motorcycles, what would I know.

>>34373342
hahahaha niggers

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Hmmmm....

>>34373222
Awesome, this will forever haunt you in the eyes of law enforcement. Enjoy the delayed approval on FFL NICS check.

>>34374168
Under appreciated post.
I have no degenerate stickers/decals on my vehicles.

>a buddy of mine gave me a baseball cap w/ a gold blazen NRA on the front
>literally the same fucking day, a State Trooper pulls me over for speeding
>sees NRA hat, says I see you're an "NRA member"
>"are there any firearms in vehicle...?"
>threw the NRA hat out the window a few miles down the road

inb4 >speeding

>>34373222
Why
do you
do that.

Why would you ever leave a vehicle unlocked? Why?

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>>34373326
You're fucking retarded.

You can't just assume things like that because anything can happen.

Leave it locked because everything isn't so perfect.

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>

>>34373771
No idea. I live in Texas aka Ford F-150 capital of the world. A better question is why the hell do so many people drive Jeep Wranglers where I live? There is nowhere to really go offroad so I always assumed that they just like riding around in a car with no doors while their trailer trash GF sticks her flip flops on the fender.

>>34374910
fucking summer

>>34374168
>>34375250
Is it bad to say like add a sticker I got from Atlantic Firearms when I ordered a gun from them or is that also cringy shit?

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>>34373222
we warned you OP, but you had to go be a moron. Because a thin glass pane would stop melanin enriched youths from stealing you gun to rob the local liqour/footlocker store, let alone leaving it unlocked

>>34373222
Holy fuck, thiccc. I didn't think those proportions were even possible.

>>34373326
Yet you have a gun in there "just in case".

>>34373771
Theoretically they're useful for moving large amounts of stuff, but in reality a van tends to work just as fine, especially if it has those foldable seats.

>>34373275
>2017
>riding the bus

>>34373222
Wait, do you stupid fucking hicks think truck gun means it stays loose in your truck? How retarded are you? Truck guns belong in a box mounted to the fucking frame with a heavy duty lock. Your truck gun isn't for immediate access, it's for extra stoppin powa for impromptu inna woods encounters
>hit a deer, the poor thing is bleeding into its lungs and suffering.
> Get the truck gun
>taking scenic route home, crawling some trails. stop for a sandwich overlooking a cliff
>grizzly tries to get cheeky and steal my picky nick basket
>get the truck gun
>turkey season, onna way home and a gobbler is just chillin next to the road out in the trees
>mofuggen truck gun!
It's not a defensive firearm, it's a utility tool. If you don't have a way to secure it, don't keep it in your truck. You wouldn't keep a 600 dollar auger bouncing around in the bed, would you?

>>34373222
who is this semen demon?

>>34375308
>I live in Texas aka Ford F-150 capital of the world
As a Texan, can confirm..... Because i have an F-150

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>>34373326
>leave my truck unlocked because I live in a safe area

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>>34375351
Ask this guy if it was a good idea

>>34375809
this literally hurts my eyes to look at. i need some bleach

>>34375351
i stick all my stickers on my gun safe

>>34373222
Her thickness is perfect. I want to lick every inch of her legs for about an hour then eat her out till she cums about 5 times. Hnnnnnggggggggh!!!

>>34373222
What is her name?

>>34373222

Truck guns aren't for everyday shit, nigger. What are you doing?

Truck guns are for when

>You are patroling your property/fences
>You are camping
>You are not anyplace where people will be seeing an unattended weapon in your fucking vehicle

Keep your truck gun by your door, and take it when you might reasonably need it.

Everything else is what handguns are for.

>>34373431
>>34373771

>Moonrune signage

>LOL FUCKING AMERICANS

>>34375941
A trunk is a perfectly acceptable place to keep any fucking gun anyone should choose.

Inb4 hurr durr trucks don't have a trunk. A "truck gun" is a general term for a gun you keep your car, retard.

>>34375949

Your call, but I like to remind people that it's a hell of a lot easier to steal a car (including everything in the trunk) than it is to get shit out of a safe, or even a regular apartment.

Also, good luck with your insurance. Not being snarky, they have seriously mixed results on guns in trunks.

>>34373222
false flag general?

>>34374910
its almost like if you have to bullshit and pretend to be retarded to try and damage an idea you are admitting you are fucking wrong and have no real points

>>34375956
Never had a car broken into. And modern cars with the keycoded keyfobs keys are nearly impossible to steal to the average dindu. And those thiefs that do know how to do it are stealing high end cars like BMWs and shit like that.

>>34375978
>Never had a car broken into.

Irrelevant. Good for you, but statistically insignificant.

>And modern cars with the keycoded keyfobs keys are nearly impossible to steal to the average dindu.

Incorrect. They are no harder to steal, since they have the same windows as any other car. Also, fobs are nice, but don't negate the need for exterior keys, so they keyholes are right there. "More advanced" does not mean harder to steal. Just because you want niggers to be stupid to make you feel better about yourself, doesn't mean that they are. Niggers can be just as industrious and persistent as anyone else.

>And those thiefs that do know how to do it are stealing high end cars like BMWs and shit like that.

Also incorrect. High end cars do not get stolen nearly as much because they're harder to sell. Low to mid-range cars that can be parted out are stolen and sold in much greater numbers. Also kind of negating your first point, since low-end cars don't have fobs or sophisticated anti-theft systems, thus making the 'average dindu' able to jack it pretty easily.

Just because something sounds right in your head doesn't make it true. Don't keep a gun in your car.

>>34375997
I keep my gun under the driver seat if I do travel with it. Close enough to reach yet out of sight.

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>>34376008

Well I'm sure that's perfectly fine then.

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>>34375809
Blow that car up and burn whatever place it advertises to the ground

>>34375997
>Irrelevant. Good for you, but statistically insignificant.
Not for ME it's not. Keep your car locked and nothing in sight and your car will likely never be broken into. People that have break ins of their car usually fucked up in some way.

And I lived in a rough neighborhood for 8 years.

>>34373222
Would only recommend a truck gun if you have one of those lockable rear seat storage boxes that the back seat folds down and covers. If not, you're just asking for a dindu to take it and rob a 7eleven with it...

>>34373222
FAKE
AND
GAY

>>34373222
You're supposed to lock the doors, keep it behind the seat- out of sight out of mind.

Who. The. Fuck. is the girl in OP's pic? Tell me her name, pronto.

>>34373326
Wow OP, you really aren't smart. Sincerely, how much effort does it take to lock your vehicle? Only one little key fob click for me.

Just know that as soon as the cops read/heard "unlocked" in your report, they started laughing and threw it out the window.

>>34375997
>Also, fobs are nice, but don't negate the need for exterior key

Wrong my car ( 2015 VW Passat) has no keyhole totally keyless and many other cars are the same. Back to your clunker dipshit.

>>34376332
Yea, you're a moron. Your car has a keyed door lock.

>>34373326
You'd be surprised how many people keep their car doors unlocked. As a reckless teen I can tell you that 20% of cars are unlocked in decent neighborhoods. I never took anything of value mostly because there wasn't anything.

>>34373414
You'll pass out from the stench of curry first

>>34375395
It's because she's sitting down

>>34373395
> I spend a shit ton more than normal people for my vehicle and gas because having a big truck makes me feel tough

I can smell the Copenhagen already

>>34374671
14.4 five hour energies

>>34376351
does the keyhole actually fucking matters?
>be dindu
>grab the top of the car door and pull it, bends the window frame, then unlock the cunt
>option two: bend it just enough to get a hooked metal wire through the door joints then catch inside handle
>or just break the fucking window

that's assuming there is no alarm on the car though. Also there are cunts walking around with cracked fobs. Car is not a safe place for valuable shit.

>>34377601
Hearty kek, m8.

>>34375960
Confirmed.

>>34373222
you're a fucking retard you should have smashed the window. you left it open, they won't cover it.

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>>34376332

hurdurr

well is it /k/?
>>34377839
>>34377839
>>34377839
>>34377839
>>34377839

>>34377842

Depends on where you live.

Either
>a) Urban areas
or
>b) Extremely poor rural areas

yes. Suburbia, no, and most farming communities not completely consumed by heroin and meth, also no.

Realistically, though, taken as an average, a gun is a terrible thing to leave vulnerable to theft, so I view it as just too risky.

>>34373771
A big part of it is that full-sized trucks have huge profit margins, so manufacturers have been pushing them really hard for decades now, through various incentives and ad campaigns and the like. Full sized pickups are just insanely profitable for the big American companies. Some estimates put the profit of every Ford F-150 sold at roughly $10k-$13k per truck. Another part is the "chicken tax" which imposed a tariff on any light trucks imported into the US effectively insulating the US from the small truck market. I don't think there are even any new production small trucks you can buy in the US right now.

>>34377868

Which sucks, because aside from legit contractors and utility workers, full size trucks are a waste of gas and money. Light trucks are fucking awesome.

75% of people with fucking F-350s are just trying to swing it around in place of their dick, because "MAN" is the most important part of their self image. I view it like wearing camo in public.

>>34377456
I have made 600 bucks in 3 hours of work cleaning change out of unlocked cars in a "nice" neighborhood.

>>34377893
I've been trying my hardest to find a little truck. AWD, 4 cylinder, has a bed. like, that shit is gone in the states. and the people who have the few jap trucks have em jacked up and rusting away or are the 60 yr old fatties who've had the thing since the 70's.

>>34373326

You are a fucking retard

>>34377920
Oh boy it's LARP season again

Nuh uh I stole $700 in 2 hours

>>34373222
>bought a truck gun
>didn't buy a god damn lock, cord, or safe for it

You are irresponsible and deserved this.

>>34377931

You won't find much new, but a used Toyota is a good Toyota, if you can get one that's certified from a dealer. Some are 2WD, but they're mostly light enough that it doesn't matter except in real heavy snow.

>>34377931
It'd not AWD but my shitty little standard transmission Ranger is so much fun to drive.

>>34373222
Is this supposed to be black or mestizo

Some Hispanics are so brown I almost can't tell the difference

>>34377868
>I don't think there are even any new production small trucks you can buy in the US right now.
Uh, there's the Tacoma, the Frontier, the Colorado/Canyon. It doesn't get much smaller than these, anywhere.

>>34377962
Being Hispanic has no bearing on your skin color.

>>34377940
This isn't LARP you tard. Ever realize how much in change people leave in their vehicles? The least amount I pulled out of a car was around 40 bucks and that was just the cup holders.

>mfw the retards who spew the "muh truck gun" bullshit apparently think it revolves around a gun that is literally dedicated to being stored in a fucking truck and just flopping around, which then gets stolen as a result
It's poetic, honestly. The "truck guns" in general I see here are almost always poverty special AK pistols with a cuck brace and maybe a shitty ricer optic/light, which makes it even funnier.

>>34377963
I was thinking more along the lines of the Chevy Tornado/Ford Courier/Ram 700.

>>34373222
At least you left the doors unlocked. If you had locked it, they would have broken the window. Then you'd have to worry about getting that repaired.

>>34377970
Vast majority of Hispanics in the US are brown though, and that's a fact

>>34373275
Don't worry it's not really a truck if it's a 1/4 ton.

>>34377962
She's either mulatto or mestizo. She's too light to be pure black, and her facial features aren't really negroid.

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>>34373275

>CURRENT YEAR
>Being driven around by your mom

>>34373326
You deserve what you got boy

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>>34373326
>have a gun stored in your vehicle just in case
>"I live in a safe area"

>>34378062
Then they would be mestizos or indios

>t. mestizo

Car sword, the thinking man's truck gun.

>>34373222
>My fault for leaving my vehicle unlocked
Uh no, it's never the victim's fault. Blame the left for letting all these spics and niggers run wild, and making drug laws lax (drugs turn white people into niggers).

>>34377601
underrated

>>34379510
>drug laws lax
God, I hate you.

>>34375997
I leave the keys in my ignition in my shit box for over 3 years never locked, its nice living in Gods country

>>34379452
Prius railgun, the thinking man's car sword

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>>34379452
I'm waaay ahead of you, buddy.

>>34373342
those crabs be dead tho

Don't they make center consoles for bench seat trucks that are mounted to the body and have their own locking compartment specifically for a gun?

>>34373414
You feel it too, don't you?

>>34375809
look's like a 5 year old's hotwheels toy

>>34373326
>>34373397
>My neighbors are good people, they're just a little misguided.
>d-diversity is our strength...

>>34379452
bicycle cannon

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>>34373414
>>34380263
>tfw your head will never be the watermelon

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>>34380316
I've resigned myself to this fate.

>>34380316
My dick is so hard right now.

>>34377601
lold

>>34377611
nogs will just break the window. My friend got LAUNDRY stolen out his car. Smash window, grab laundry. Fortunately the dipshit crackhead didn't know the value of camera lenses and left the multi-hundred dollar lens on the seat

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>>34373362
>Leave L1A1 in trunk
>one week later covered in rust

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>>34373326
Obvious bait and every fag here fell for it. 0/10

>>34375978
High end thieves steal what they're hired to steal. Which 80% of the time is pickups and SUVs for cartels. BMWs and the like account for 20% and those are requested by european smuggling rings for rich eastern yuros.

>>34377842
Only if you leave it unlocked and/or have no visible cameras.

>>34380120
What's the point tho? Just because you can? Are you trying to prove a point? To whom are you trying to get this point across to?

>>34374871
Senpai?

>>34375351
I have two stickers on my car. One is a geissele, and the other is for VZ grips. Neither are recognizable as gun stickers, and if someone does actually know of either of those companies they clearly are not the type of person to be stealing from cars.

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>>34375997
>Niggers can be just as industrious and persistent as anyone else

and thats where youre wrong mr. zimbabwe

>>34373362
What kind of fucking slicks are under those tubbed out wheel wells desu? I'm very much intrigued

>>34375945
>>LOL FUCKING AMERICANS
We don't have land cruisers here in America and I told him good joke you dolt

>>34381394
They're sold as Lexus'

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>>34381407
The Lexus bullshit they call a "Land Cruiser" is not at all anything like a Land Cruiser in any way, shape, or form

>>34381407
An LC70 would never be sold as a fucking Lexus, you dumbass. We have the LC200, no LC70.

>>34381416
>The Lexus bullshit they call a "Land Cruiser" is not at all anything like a Land Cruiser in any way, shape, or form
Except, you're completely wrong. LX570s are Land Cruisers, deal with it. It's also not called a Land Cruiser, the Toyota Land Cruiser is called the Land Cruiser.

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>>34381432
>LX570s are Land Cruisers
Nice try Toyota marketer, but you're not going to convince me with your bullshit

>>34373288
>>34373326
>unlocked
>safe area

If you're that dumb, can you post your social security, credit card, and bank account numbers please?

>>34381442
>It's not a Land Cruiser unless it's an old piece of shit that came from the factory with leaf springs, open differentials, and a manual transmission
Ok.

>>34381471
>It's a Land Cruiser because it removes everything actual Land Cruisers had
Ok.

>buying bong cars or copies of bong cars

Kill yourselves.

>>34381491
Where's the bong car?

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>>34381471
>Not liking a manual transmission in an truck.

GET

THE

GAS

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>>34373395
What? Your vehicle has rubber tires? Step aside for the real kings of the road.

>>34381514
Why would you? It makes setting off more difficult with a load on a grade.

Never mind in an off roader when you need to be gentle about applying power to get over obstacles. Can't slip a clutch like you can a torque converter.

>>34381544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_NMaIL5IQ

>>34381522
What? Your vehicle is stuck on railroad tracks? Step aside for the real kings of all terrain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0uZYAmk_qk

>>34381589
>Australian
Nah, Australians are fucking morons. I'm more than content with my own experience and knowledge guiding my opinions.

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>>34381652
>b-but australians
I get it now, you're just a bench-racing retard who knows nothing about vehicles

>>34381659
Ok, buddy.

>>34381669
(You)

>>34375809

actually looks pretty cool in a childish fun sort of way

>>34380120
My dad has done the same in his car, truck and tractors all his life. All visible from the street with the keys in the ignition.
There is not a single non white in that town. This is what a high trust society looks like.

I have zero brands on anything I own because I am not going to advertise their stuff for free. I have zero brand loyalty as well and try to remove any sort of identifiers from whatever I own.

I legitimately hate consumerism.

>>34373222
what is the truck gun meme?

>>34375809
I remember when this happened.

>>34375837
>>34376057
>>34380293
>>34381737
Just a little background on pic related. Owner of said vehicle lost his degenerate daughter to a heroin overdose (along with her boyfriend at the same time) and went on a White Knight campaign to save all drug addicts from evil. A report come in from some chick that her degenerate daughter was missing(possibly kidnapped) and on a drug binge in NYC/Long Island and the jackass along with two friends (guy and a chick) decided to go on daytime mission from the White Trash Kingdom of Pennsylvania through Jersey and Holland Tunnel to save the whore. Some Port Authority Zombie saw the vehicle and did what any imbecile would do, assumed they had firearms in it. Stopped him, checked it and found several firearms. They all get arrested.

Now the dude is begging from Trump and fatman Chris Christie to give them a pardon.

BTW, the girl they attempted to save, well she died of a drug overdose several weeks later.

This is a feel good story.

>>34373771
When the access road to your house is 8 miles steep rocky incline a Civic won't cut it Hans.

>>34373222
>My fault for leaving my vehicle unlocked.
If you locked your truck, you'd have a stolen gun and a busted window.

Your mistake was telling someone you had the gun and keep it in your truck. Never trust anyone with the knowledge of where you keep firearms. People always talk.

>>34381642
What? all that expensive equipment and soldiering and being ordered around? Step aside for the real king of the road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HBQFjoqDYE

>>34373222
typical truck owner

>>34381941
>TRAILERS FOR SALE OR RENT
rip

>>34374871
This

>>34381544
YOU can't slip a clutch better than a torque converter. Don't speak for other's in regards to your own shortcomings.

>>34381746
I don't see why though. Give me a reason beyond "because I can".

>>34381858
>"I was a terrible father so I'm going to kill niggers about it"

Sounds like a stand up guy tbqh

>>34382350
Enjoy your shuddering clutch.

>>34382451
I don't off road in my jetta so i don't have to worry about that. I was just pointing out how stupid you sound speaking for others based on your own limited experience.

>>34381544
Oh no! If only there was some way to make a two speed transfer case with a low range specifically provided for offroad use and greater control!
Sarcasm aside, manual transmissions typically edge out automatics for mileage when paired with identical engines. On top of that, most custom made offroad and race vehicles in America have manual transmissions.
Not to mention that heavy duty trucks and lorries, (pandering to those outside the US) have manual transmissions for the sake of durability because neither a clutch nor a torque inverter would survive being forced through 8-20 different gears under load.
Just a few things for you to think about anon.

>>34383035
My experience isn't limited, you shithead.

>>34373326
I live in a safe area in rural Michigan and ALWAYS lock my car when there's a firearm in there. This shouldn't be that hard.

>>34380523
Lol faggot

>>34373381
I shoot coyotes and hogs with mine.

>>34373326
>I keep a gun in my truck just in case
>Oh but I live in a safe area so I don't need to lock my truck
Pick on

>>34373771
We live in cities developed after the invention of the automobile and in a country where displacement and size isn't regulated to hell and back by the Government and Insurance providers.

Thus if someone wants one "just because", they can do so and are not severely, financially fucked for their decision. Considering that Utes are growing increasingly popular in the ROW, you'll understand soon enough.

>>34373222
>Be my brother
>Fuck, something got stolen out of my car!
>Shit, what happened?
>I left it unlocked
>Welp

>Be my roommate
>Hey, make sure your car is locked, someone went rifling through mine
>Uhh... my car is always locked. Yours isn't?

Are you the guy with the old manual ranger?

I'm the guy with the old automatic ranger that was jelly

>>34377601
Kek

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>>34377601

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>>34373288
To be fair I have an old Ranger and I feel anyone who looks at it would know trying to steal from me would just depress them. Anything they have is nicer than what's in that truck.

>>34375250
Not OP but here's some of the stickers my Ranger had on it when I bought it:
- JDM engine mod sticker for ricers
- local speed shop
- some kind of weeaboo car meet/anime con thing
- random logos that look like animu
- random logos for products that have nothing to do with the truck or its contents

I think all previous owners just slapped on any sticker they had lying around, as it is not modified or souped up or anything. I'm leaving the stickers on and putting my own random stickers, starting with a big Bauhaus sticker. I don't think it looks like there's anything in there to rob sans someone's virginity.

So many rangers in this thread

'95 4x4 red ranger reporting in, the danger ranger

>>34385005
'85 Ranger reporting in, 5speed manual with the 2.8L. I now know why they're Danger Rangers- I feel like I'm in danger of breaking down at all times, or falling through the hole in my floor.

>>34385012
4L V6

I love mine, only issues are cosmetic. 80k miles. It's just scary when the road is soaked because the truck is so light in the back it loses traction easy>>34385012

>>34385005
Do Dakotas count?
3.9 v6 automatic.

>>34373326
As someone who was a shitty teenager. That's exactly the kinda neighborhood people go to try car door locks.

>>34373222
>leaving a weapon unsecured
retard

>>34373362
yo is that a spare gas tank? wtf is that red thing

>>34385005
Mines a 94 black. Only RWD though. Love driving her in the winter just for that reason though.

>>34374168

I never thought gun related stickers were a good idea, it's a neon "break into my vehicle and see if I have a gun in the center console or glovebox" sign. Hide your power level.

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>>34385032
I had a 92 ranger with the 4cyl, 5speed manual and a truck topper. I would camp in the woods on wisconsin with it. I cry every time I think about her...