if you could fuck a plane what plane would you fuck

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>he obsesses over aircraft
>he doesn't even have a pilot's license
>even worse, he's an enlisted fag. he's a pilot's fluffer.

Embarrassing.

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>>34373128
A-10

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My dick certainly gets hard enough when I see or hear one of these.

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>>34373128
>>34373169
This^

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Drone

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>>34373128
I like where this is going

>>34373128
The Enola Gay

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>>34373128
Best planefu incoming

>>34373128
Are you that Kancolle retard or ship fucker?

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>>34373128
The F-11 Tiger. I have been in love with this plane ever since I was young.

Crusader pilots will tell you that the F-8 was the last gunfighter, but a slow maneuverable POS like the F-8 doesn't deserve the title.

The Tiger was the last great Grumman gun cat, and she'll always be my favorite flying feline.

>>34374116
This plane bugs me. Why do they go and slap a thing on top that looks like it would introduce a ton of drag on a design that looks at least superficialy streamlined?

>>34374367
Becuz muh Japanese games
That thing is a laser btw

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>over 60 years old
>still looks futuristic as fuck

Literal perfection.

>>34373338
Fucking tranny fags

>>34374386
Did Integra even read your Christmas list?

>>34374382
I figured. The flat surfaces facing the direction of travel and the four pylons trigger me deeply...

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>>34373169
THIS THIS THIS
THICC THICC THICC
[spoiler]Second choice is the Sea Raptor. Best Raptor.[/spoiler]

>>34374386

MAH NIGGA

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The A-10. Without the massive futa cock, of course.

>>34374389
kek, s(he)'s worth it.

>>34374391
If only...doesn't NASA have one of these laying around? I would love to get to ride in it.

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>>34373143
>dodges the question
>embarrassing

>>34373128
>that webm
unf
that or the f15

>>34374433
>Without the massive futa cock, of course.
what the fuck man

>>34374386
that pic looks like the cover of a metal album

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>>34373128
F-14 is a long range sniper whore. I'd get up close where she can't hurt me and punish her whorish exhaust pipes.

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>>34373128
>Not going for the swedish milf

>>34374384
Enjoy your vacation, fampai

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>>34373128
She's just a dirty, dirty bitch..

>>34374564
Hnnnnnngggg

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even a question?

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>>34373128
Why does she have to be a plane?

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I like me an adventurous woman. Someone who's seen the sights.

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>>34374116
You'll have to share.

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lay down for me, babe

>>34374433
you cant have that. A-10 w/o the gun is a ded a10

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>>34374624
Where the aeromorphs at

>>34373169
I came here to post this

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>>34374700
stop

>>34374433
You're a faggot anon.

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>>34374564
>not posting the HG II model

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>>34375824
Nah, I don't think so

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>>34374367
It was a last-minute addition due to it's nation, Belka, rapidly losing a war. Pic has the final production version, the ADF-01, with an internal laser, compared to the experimental ADFX-01

>>34373143
>has a PPL
>too smart to get sucked into military meme instead of attending university for free
Check mate, whores.

>>34373128
>f32
Somehow this triggers my autism

>>34374386
>slut (twin seat)
>wet whore (Leaks on the ground)

Should not planefu
BUT I DO.

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>Those thicc canards
dick status: muh

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unf or >>34374386

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>>34374643
slavshit planes, oh yes
pure aesthetic and their flight characteristics are as impressive as their looks which makes the whole package doubly impressive

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>>34376301
Top planefu.

>>34373553
>that pic
Unf

>>34374433
>Without the massive futa cock

I don't understand, could you explain it to me?

>>34373169
>>34373543
>>34375804
>Literally wanting to fuck the Futa of airplanes.
Her dick alone is bigger than you guys.

>>34376431
Yes.

>>34376431
>not wanting futa dick
What are you, gay?

>>34376431
You're the cancer that's killing /k/.

C-5

She thicc

>>34376431
I want to stroke her dick while I lose myself and then afterwards I want to fuck one of her urethras

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The addvark is my pick just because you know she's flexible and can keep things fresh

>>34376420
The picture he posted originally had a massive dick, someone edited it out (poorly)

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out of the way you two-engine no-payload fucking shits

>>34378206
The navy uses the oldest of the old f-18's in the blue angels so they can send them to the graveyard right after.

That picture should show a used up trailer park whore of an f-18

>>34379172
Or maybe a MILF?

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>>34373169
>>34373543
>>34374394
>>34374433
Y'all faggots want THICC?

>>34374116
Wait, does this thing seriously have UNF written down the side of it?
Thread appropriate.

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I'm an ass man.

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>>34373169
who wouldnt

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>>34376412
>>34373553

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>>34373553
also acceptable taste

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>>34379434
That isn't thicc.
This is thicc.

>>34379571
AESTHETHICC

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>>34379571
you are like a little baby
watch this

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>>34379461
>pony

>>34379705
Don't be that guy.

>>34379870
but if not me, then who anon? WHO?!

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>>34379705
>>34380048
>not realizing that 60 percent of /k/ are closet horsefuckers and 30 percent are furfags
Give in, Anon. Join the hivemind. [spoiler]We have Ace Combat, green, and aircraft waifus of all shapes and sizes.[/spoiler]

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>>34373128
>>34380670

Well it defiantly looks like theirs a crowd for this sort of shit. Good news though, they have raging anthro/planefucker-pride faggots to make fun of.

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>>34373128
T H I C C.

>>34373128
That's a mighty fine cloaca you got there, darlin'.

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>>34381702
>T H I C C
Pic related
>>34381730
>Mass Effect, planefuckery edition

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>>34381773
>implying you wouldn't a beligan triangle

F-23

No contest.

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nigs

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>>34373128
There;s only one fitting the size of my penis.

>>34379454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4

>>34374601
That'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, look at how many men have been in her already...

>>34382380
Nice blown-out asshole, you fag.

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>>34382936
TWO blown-out assholes, my boy.

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>the entire fic about an A-10 'pilot' fucking his A-10

Weird shit, mang.

>>34380670

if i wanted to fap to ponies i just would, why you gotta water down my precious planes with your quadrupeds?

>>34383292
Because better a horsefucker than a furry. And it's not lewd all day. Just everyday. We also have a lot of aviation enthusiasts and pilots/trainees in our thread. Also we have cute.

>>34383526
>Because better a horsefucker than a furry.

so a double furry is better than a furry?

>>34383530
>wanting to fuck a horse=bestiality.
>wanting to fuck a horse with human features=furry

Both are fucked up and I don't think anyone should be proud of them, or worse tell others about your weird fetish.If people just keep it in the bedroom and no one would care.

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THICC

>>34379478
>>34379479
>>34379461
>>34373553
God I love you fags

>>34373128
Do women who sexually identify as planes count?

>>34376420
Anthropomorphic artwork of the A-10 typically gives her a gigantic, man sized cock, which represents the large GAU-8 gun that the real life A-10 has. Sometimes the anthro A-10 is shown using her huge cock to "penetrate" tank girls. I don't really like massive cocks on women because I love vaginal sex. Some guys like the idea of humping an enormous cock like a body pillow, fucking the urethra and cumming into the woman's balls, ect. But that isn't really for me.

You can see the unedited version of the image I posted here:

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>>34378773
I edited it specifically for my own purposes. Considering how I used MS Paint, I'd say it turned out alright. If you think you could do a better job, be my guest.

>>34376318
The PAK-FAK is so cool looking. Russia makes beautiful fighter jets sometimes.

>>34380670
That the amount of deviants on any anonymous forum tends to be artificially exaggerated by the lack of ability to tell repeat posters apart. /k/ is for the most part heteronormative.

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>>34373128
Not wanting to fuck a grill from Flight Highschool,
Y'all fuckers are gay

>>34386543
I would snuggle with practically any grill, so long as they're old enough. And not fat.

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>sexy mustache

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Or the H110, for rubbing a soft blue belly

>>34373128

Probably the F-5. She's a cute little tomboy plane.

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>>34381781
L
M
Ayy
O

>>34373338
Ew trans planes

>>34374116
It's like an F-18 fucked an SR-71

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>>34373128
Is this even a question
>Sukhoi Su-34 is flyfu

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>>34382936
kek

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>>34373128

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>>34379704

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>>34379571
This man is correct qt17 is perfect thicc
>>34379704
>>34388207
These are just fatties and you should feel bad.

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>this will never be declassified
why live?

>>34374386
Frenchfag here, nothing compares to SR-71 it's just pure fucking sex
Personnal favorite after would be su-27

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I have a pregnancy fetish.

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>>34385175
Drone loves you too

>>34388686
That's not pregnancy, that's hydrocephalus.

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I like my girls big, beautiful, and deadly

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This

So...when you guys imagine fucking a plane...is she shrunk or full sized?
Are you all closet macro and insertion fetishists or something? Like, you wanna fuck an airliner, by getting inside her and touching her dials and stick or something? Till she cums and her emergency slides deploy and why the fuck am I hard?

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Does this count?

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>>34388783
Well when you put it like that

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F-16 is my girlfriend

>>34388783
>the pilot's seat is a fully articulated sheet of synthetic muscle, controlled by the AI
>looks and feels almost like a giant tongue growing from the back of the cockpit
>the pilot is surrounded by an amorphous mat of sensory material, which the AI shapes into a customized user interface
>it isn't limited to just growing joysticks and buttons from this material

>>34388783
Thanks. Now everytime I get on a plane I'm going to feel like a vorefag