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Hey /k/,
let's say theoretically I didn't know I had crumbs of old food under boxes and clothing in my room, isolated to my room.
Let's say, theoretically, that I've been hearing crunching and squirming the past two nights.
Let's say in theory, that I found tiny black grubs when I moved things aside.
How do I kill them all with no survivors, with extreme prejudice, without burning my room to the ground?
I would do the last one but there's too many wires and such that'd fuck up the rest of the house which I know is bug safe. I basically want to kill them all personally without use of poison but make sure they all die, every last one. What is the most effective way to murder all these FUCKERS?
I doubt they could've gotten into my brain. My nose is stuffy, they would've needed to chew through a lot of snots, and they were to big for my eyes..
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>>34370603
Chemical warfare
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>>34370603
Bug bomb your house, and enjoy your lung cancer in 20 years
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I used these when my house got fleas from watching my friend's dog. One in each room killed literally everything including the spiders on the outside of the windows. Just make sure that you pull everything away from the walls, open up all cabinet doors, etc to let it get everywhere. Follow up by washing all laundry and dishes and wiping down counters and table tops.
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>>34370603
I know you said without poison but that is nearly impossible, I suggest you do like I did.
>buy a cheap surplus gas mask
>get a can of spray insecticide
>close windows and doors
>move your furniture and crap to the center of the room
>spray those fuckers until they die
>open your door and kill your family too
they probably didn't get into your brain btw
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>>34370626
>>34370672
Does the fact they're where I sleep affect these?
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>>34370695
Get a gas mask like a true /k/ommando and gas those fuckers
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Clean your room
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>>34370695
Why would it? Just strip your bed and spend the gassing time at the laundromat
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I think /pol/ would have a better solution than us. You could say it would be a final solution
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>>34370603
>without burning my room to the ground?
a real man would burn the HOUSE down.
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>>34370791
Kek
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>>34370791
I wish there was a final solution for bedbugs. Fuck those things.
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>>34370771
This. OP is a degenerate.
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>>34370710
>You will never go full WW1 on a bunch of bugs
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>>34371347
Speak for yourself anon, I've been gassing coakroaches in my basement for a few weeks now. Kinda fun I gotta admit
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>>34371364
>no trenches
>no artillery
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>>34371387
You got me there :(
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>>34370603
diatomaceous earth kills crawling insects mechanically, it's not poison, but it isn't super quick.
>>34370771
this is a critical first step, then spread some diatomes around under your furniture, glue traps are also another good non-chemical option.
if that doesn't work you can hire an exterminator to cook your entire house, it's supposed to even work on bedbugs.
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>>34371400
Buy some sandbags and make a fortification. When done in basement, move sandbags to lawn and make new fortification.
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I have learned a valuable lesson today.
As I sucked the bugs up I saw fear in their body language. They visibly went for whatever shadow was nearest, hoping to hide and live on.
Meanwhile my faggot fucking roommate who is in part responsible for the infestation by stacking boxes of his shit on top of crumbs I didn't know were there, brought in two trash bags then proceeded to sit on my bed and scream at me, claiming he did all the work removing them after.
Perhaps the true enemy is not the one whose desire to live impedes your own, but the one whose desire is to impede your will to live. Perhaps man's not only ability, but trait in CHOOSING to do harm unto others, is the true infestation.
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>living in an apartment
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>>34370695
You're fuckhuge and they're small. An amount of poison that will kill them will have no effect on you. Plus, there are plenty of insecticides that are designed for indoors use, because certain chemicals are poisonous to bugs but not to mammals.
Gas the bugs, species war now!
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>>34372267
yeah use some Zyklon B
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>>34371684
And thus OP embarked on the long road towards becoming a serial killer.
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Recently, I have been spraying WD40 directly onto spiders and noticed that they died almost instantly. The crawl away for a few seconds and then their legs straighten out a bit and are dead. Try this on the grub maggot roach monstrosities you have.
If this doesnt work, try spraying rubbing alcohol everywhere that isn't wood. Raid is also the best thing ever. I sprayed one spot in my room and ants died there for years.
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>>34371518
Not having trench fortifications in your front yard and a 40 ft Barb wire filled no man's land to protect you from the melatonin men
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