ITT: gun bullshit in movies

>>34369348
the gun play in Chapter 2 is boring

>>34369412
Because they all just ran at him and died like James Bond henchmen

>>34369348

You can tell every one there is not Jewish. The sound of spent casing hitting the floor would of made the Jews look, in hopes of finding shekels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U02E2sjwlLM

>>34369412
>>34369426
I feel that the 100% bullet proof suit is what caused this

John didnt need to be as careful or tactile because he literally had physical plot armor

>>34369348
I'm 30 and I hate John Wick. I couldn't even finish the first one. Feels like a generational gap. Love Heat, Way of the Gun, old John Woo films but John Wick is just too much CGI for me

>>34369348
Oh come on, they took a small liberty to make a scene for comic relief, just pretend there was a roaring subway train nearby and ventilation system running.

https://youtu.be/nINKFpsi5Bo

https://youtu.be/SLAauCv53CU

>>34369466
this and his enemy now are skill killer just like him, but he still kill them with ease

>>34369438
underrated

>>34369438
/pol/ please go and stay go.

>>34369481
It literally isn't CGI, though.

>>34369663
somehow i can tell that you're inbred

>>34369348
I liked the first movie a lot, the second was good, but I hated the armoured suit. It was lazy and made for more boring action scenes. Also when Wick and Common are firing suppressed pistols at each other from under their coats while walking through a crowd and nobody notices I got really goddamn triggered. Something tells me I'm going to absolutely hate the third movie.

>>34369663
>he really DID fire blanks in stuntmans face from less than a foot away
>the slide not moving was just a weapon malfunction that he cleared off-screen

How do crayons taste, anon?

>>34369489
404 grammar not found

>>34369727
the silencer scene is entirely possible in a loud crowded place like that

>>34369877
It wasn't that loud in the movie, and nobody notices the people pointing guns or the bullets hitting the scenery. It's totally ridiculous and not at all believable.

>>34369466
I think it lacks the whole structure of high quality combat movies. Wick is too good and doesn't get enough of a challenge for the action to be compelling. He's not doing anything extraordinary, and the fighting is repetitive all along. There's no tension buildup and so on. So what you said is true, but I think it's only part of the issue.

In John Wick the fighting is like : 3 shot kill, 2 shot kill, grab buy, shoot 2 other guys, kill the guy you had, throw another guy to the ground, wrestle with him, shoot 3 more henchmen, shoot the guy, get up, run into next similar scene...


For action to be good it needs to innovate each time, tell a story, show that the guy is threatened but overcomes the issue with skill and brains, play with what's awesome (really good aim, high power rifle, use of whatever is available at that moment) and so on.

>>34369663
Are you shitting me? The muzzle flashes and blood look stupid as hell.

>>34369886
at the end of the movie tho it shows how all the pedestrians were actually assassins controlled by that hotel guy tho

>>34369886
>it wasn't that loud in the movie
I give you cwedit for that, but that was just for a more enjoyable listening experience
>nobody notices
This is entirely possible
Most people have zero situational awareness

>>34370023
someone post that video of the retarded chick just standing there while someone robs a person in line at the bank, and the dude is an undercover cop and shoots the robber from behind her

>>34369464
Honestly, its not intended to be somewhat of a normal action scenes because that is blatantly over the top. I cant ever see that being serious.

>>34369481
Ask Brandon Lee what close range blanks are like

May I just inquire:

Why dont movie makers use CO2 blowback airshit pistols and THEN add CGI flashes, smoke etc? You could unload in the actors face, slide recoiling and everything. Dont tell me normies would notice a benis sticking out the top of a magazine when the hero reloads.

>>34369438
Both movies sucked but you're a different kind of shit that nobody enjoys.

>>34371090
ewww go back to r3ddit faggot

>>34371114
Is this supposed to be some super russian robot defending the motherland from evil Ukrainian nazis

>>34369412
>the gun play in Chapter 2 is boring
EVERYTHING in Chapter 2 is fucking boring. It took me several attempts to try to finish that shit movie. Horrible.

>>34371164
Do they look at Ukies like we look at generic sand people?

How?

>>34369464
Holy fuck thanks for reminding me how shitty this movie is anon.
>coldest part of the barrel is glowing (throat erosion? what throat erosion?
>modern spacegun producing black-powder levels of smoke
>final boss is basically a slapfight

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>buying guns in California

>>34369348
anyone who doesn't think this is cool is a communist

>>34371473
This one gets me evertime
>what is the robber doing, tickling his ear?
>guy just got robbed next to me? huehuehue better just stand here
>dat use of a small woman as cover

>>34369550
How about you fuck off back to plebit

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>>34372041
>being /pol/
>memetard
>non informative
>always shitposting
>>>"hurr durr only reddits say i'm retarded"

>>34369348

I don't know why they dropped the ball so hard on Chapter 2. Not only is that subway scene garbage, but they had a gun inconsistency. He begins the fight with Casian wielding a P-09 that he took from the sumo assassin. But here he's using a 1911, and later after he stabs Casian it goes back the P-09. Similar thing at the end of the movie. He executes that wop guy with a two tone 1911 despite the Kimber he gets from Morpheus and the 1911 used by Mute Girl being all black.

Also, during the final shootout, despite making such a point about him only having 7 shots and showing him scavenging ammo, I'm pretty damn sure he just obtains an extra 1911 mag offscreen or something in the mirror house. I'm fairly certain the people who made this movie didn't care as much as they did during the 1st movie.

>>34371114
Seems pretty cool to me.

>>34370832
No recoil tho

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>>34372130
>Be reddit
>Get offended by stupid shitposting on a site where shitposting is the norm
>Hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded

>>34369412
I also agree. I fucking hated the scene where reeves and common have that lame ass silenced gun fight on the escalator.

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>>34369348

>>34372176
he throws the gun at a guard when hes going from the art museum to the mirror exhibit.

>>34373572
it's unreal that that's real, as in, that it exists.

>>34372737
>that shirt

take my money

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>>34373572
A "proven", "valuable" method of engagement demonstrated by ISF, daesh, various Shiite Militias, NF/JFS/HTS, FSA/NSA (w/e), Hamas, LET, al Shabaab, Boko Harem, and about 100 other states, or non-state actors.

Blind fire is no more than a death-bloom, a lethal death-bloom is still lethal.

Ya just don't know Anon, Ye jus idint ho.

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>>34373572
lmao

>>34369727

>Also when Wick and Common are firing suppressed pistols at each other from under their coats while walking through a crowd and nobody notices
>I got really goddamn triggered.
It's too stupid so I just lmao.

>>34371499
It was 1985. The machine gun ban hadn't even gone through yet.

>>34369481
>MUH CGI IS BAD
>WRONG GENERATION
God, I hate 30 year olds.

>>34373572
we really need a thread purely dedicated to seagal

>>34373572
That movie is full of shit like that

>>34370735
Thought that he died from a squib getting cleared by a blank?

>>34376804
What the shit?

>>34376804
anime is shit, resident evil hasn't been decent since the first one and japan needs to be destroyed

>>34371168
First anon on /k/ that is not sucking on John Wick's cock.

I agree. It's a shitty movie that is a glorified ad for Taran Glocks. Probably the worst /k/ have recommended.

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>>34376416
This seems like a good one.
Watch as Steven not only clears the room for regular terrorists, but ensures there are no ceiling terrorists (probably ninja)

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>>34377345
Title speaks for itself

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>>34371093
You first callum.

>>34376363
>no phased plasma rifle in a 40 Watt range
Sounds like commiefornia to me.

>>34376804
I used to play Werewolf the Apocalypse back during the 90s and had a series of critical misses in a close-range gun fight that looked exactly as ridiculous as this.

>>34373572
>>34377345
>>34377356
Alright guys you've done me in. When I get off work today I'm getting piss drunk and watching this thing in it's entirety

My side's can barely handle this shit

>>34377356
the fuck he doin?

>>34373600
The last line was photoshopped on

>>34377022
5 and 6 aren't really Resident Evil games, but they're fun as shit and I love them for how stupid they are.
1-4 and 7 are all really good, so I don't know what you're talking about.

>>34371473
>firing a gun next to her ear
fucking burgers I swear

>>34369877
No it isn't, people nearby would still notice the gun shots and spot the guns. Furthermore those tiny ass fake suppressors don't exist, they wouldn't suppress shit if they did, and they don't have a booster, which means the guns wouldn't be able to cycle. I enjoyed the first movie for what it was, despite the flaws. Have yet to watch the second one, but seeing just that scene, I most likely won't.

>>34371114
That actually seems like a pretty viable mech design.
I don't know why everyone wants bipedal mechs, considering how ridiculously expensive and difficult to design and maintain they would be.

>>34376369
I agree with other anon CGI is gay af and needs to be toned down

>>34372014
Concealment. That tiny little body couldn't stop bullets.

>>34373555
I thought that was intended comedy for most of us that know about guns.
Suppressed guns in a fucking mall or something,
no one freaks out and guns are unrealistically quiet.
I didn't expect that movie to be anywhere near realistic though.

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>>34378566
Well, superiority complexed yuropoor, that's in brazil.

Go eat a burger and choke on it.

>>34371114
movie?

>>34369485
Fucking this. The movie takes liberties with certain small elements to make it FUN. Shit, it's not like aliens descended upon the Earth to grant Wick powers of teleportation and time travel or some shit to bring back his dead wife and dog.

>>34379471
They're saving that for JW3

>>34377022
>I'm a stupid nigger who doesn't realize RE2 is Godly.

KYS

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>>34378566
Achmed, you're not even talking about the right continent.

>>34378566
could you really not tell that was in a hispanic country? America isn't the only place with basic human rights.

>>34379694
Mistaking a hispanic country for the US is an easy mistake to make.

>>34379721
Like mistaking Yurp for anything other than a giant mosque?

>>34379753
There's no need to get upset. He obviously couldn't tell it wasn't the US and neither could I.

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>>34379799
Why would I be upset that Europe is the land of sharia law?

>>34371114
Metal gear and russian kelsey grammar?

Russian frasier reboot is looking good. Baby I hear the vodka calling ,tossed salad and scrambled blyat.

>>34379694
90% sure the guy is an offduty cop

>>34371114
>that dodge roll
surprisingly unf

>>34373572
Who the fuck funds these movies and how do they make money?

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>>34378599
>viable mech design
Doesn't exist

>>34380009
Does he thinks it's an AR pistol and that shouldering it will make him a felon?

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im sad

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>>34379837
Underrated

>>34380109
He can't. Stop. Eating.

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>Guys racks the shotgun to look intimidating

There should be a parody of that, where he just racks it for like five minutes and there's a pile of shells on his feet.

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ive said it before, i wish we had an entire segal /k/ thread

Jews are garbage wrapped in skin.

>>34380009
>>34377356
>>34377345
>>34373572
Watching these, all I can hear in my mind is labored, wheezy breathing. Maybe with an occasional lip smacking.

>>34377356
>>34377345
>>34373572
>>34380009
>>34376430
What fucking movie is this? I've got to see this garbage.

>>34380776
Sniper: Special Ops

>>34380784
3.3/10 on IMDB
21% Audience score on RT
84 minutes of suck.

I have to watch this. The last good movie Segal made was Half Past Dead.

>>34380527
Frig off back to >>>/pol/ you RACIST.

Six million Jews dies in the Holocaust so thin on that before you make another racist post f*ckwad.

>>34380838
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8

>>34377345
to be fair it is wise to check in the vertical as well as the horizontal

>>34371114
why didn't the turrets flip over

>>34376804
I think it's pretty charming

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>>34369348
How retarded do you have to be to take that scene seriously OP?

>>34372130
/k/ is an extension of /pol/

>>34369438
I like you, /pol/.
You can live.

>>34369813
this isnt CGI the two things mentioned are not computer generated imagery.

how do crayons taste, anon?

Anything from equilibrium

>>34372737
>xd dude its 4chan havnt u herd its like totally racist and le u r nigger xd
this is how you spot r*dditers trying too hard to fit in

>>34369918
God that scene was retarded, actually no the whole movie was

>>34380977
no k is a progressive board and racists arent even allowed to own guns

>>34371473
>Tactical woman cover

>>34382269
all of 4chan belongs to /pol/ and the alt-right now. praise kek and heil Trump #pray4kekistan

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>>34382269
I know you're shitposting, but SHALL

even for faggot /pol/tards.

(I'll just have to buy a bigger gun that goes pew pew moar to compensate)

>>34382301
this this this every time I see a liberal I think of how great it would be if he was murdered and his whole family was raped

>>34382310
This is cuckspeak. only pure whites should be allowed to own guns, the second amendment only applies to whites

>>34369438
Never leave, /pol/

>>34382311
it'd be really great if some black dude whose house you were robbing came in and filled you full of 00 buck.

but it didn't kill you, and then he got down real close and was like

MM, WE'RE NOT GONNA CALL THE COPS, WHITE BOY. NOT -JUST- YET.

and then he undid his zipper.

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>>34382321
only gungrabbing socialists like you should be denied the right to arms

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>>34380977

Is anyone going to mention the fucking 'elite assassin sharp shooter' who assembles his complete rifle out of a box without needing to sight it in and can hit a fly's nuts from 4 miles away? That shit drives me crazy. The only program I've seen this done was homeland in season 1.

>>34380977
Kill yourself.

>>34382421
but not with a gun

like, mount a bandsaw and attempt to mate with it while the blade's running.

>>34371114
Seriously, what movie is this from? Even if it's utter shit I have a buddy who would love the over-the-topness of that combat scene alone.

>>34380784
>>34380811
segal's part is more like a cameo in the movie. hes only in it in those few those scenes above

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>>34369438

>>34382975
Fucking love this guy.

>>34379073
>>34382806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIc0NqjOPgc

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>>34380838

>>34382357
Lmao why is Republican rhetoric so pathetic?

>>34383714
fuck off Democrat shill no one wants you here

>>34378523
id be willing to say 7 isnt in the same genre as 1-4. its more in the league with Outlast, Amnesia, Isolation and the like. not to say its bad.

>>34380109
its like he likes his outfits so much he refuses to take off his leather jackets and plate carriers when eating.

>>34373572
anyone have the one where steve has a pistol and he keeps changing hands?

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>>34380838
Is this bait?

>>34382357
This degeneracy came about circa 2013

>>34382975
Nice

In the Matrix movies when Neo uses the force to stop bullets they are all perfect shiny metal with no rifling grooves

>>34369348
mute girl a qt

>>34383115
>copying the 'merilards
US cultural victory.

>>34369892
exactly. I love gun fight scenes in Breaking bad, because they actually PLAY around with tactics.

>>34369485
shooting at snow does has very little sound coming back

>>34379694
>Brazil
>Right to bear arms
pick one

>>34371114
What kind of tank formation approaches a target like a fucking medieval spear wall or some shit.

>>34369412
>the gun play in Chapter 2 is boring
Except the 3 gun part.

Everything else is a rehash of the second one.

>>34380977

It really isnt. /pol/ is an extension of /r9k/.

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>>34378599
>I don't know why everyone wants bipedal mechs

>>34385480
the same if not better than most the shit from JW2

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>>34373589
>>34373680
>>34376416
>>34376430
>>34377345
>>34377356
>>34377520
>>34377542

>>34369412
There were some good scenes but it really wasn't' a patch on the first movie. The bulletproof suit was definitely a big reason for it. >>34369466

>>34369438
God I love you pol

>>34369438
lol

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>>34369438

I love the lack of subtlety. Just straight to the good stuff.

>>34378599
>viable mech design

i agree, tanks are the most viable mech design

>>34385480

They have the bodylanguage of girl super concentrated on her shopping with a mild enthusiasm

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>tiger operating alone with no infantry or support vehicles
>desert camo in europe
>almost no foliage to protect against overwhelming allied air superiority
>charges shermans across open field despite danger from air attacks
>long-barreled sherman doesn't penetrate tiger at point-blank range
>88mm bounces off sherman side armor at point-blank range
>tanks fire at eachother while moving

i can understand the museum didn't want to repaint such a rare historic vehicle but god damn the rest was a let down. look at any WWII footage of german tank crews in late-war europe and they're always looking towards the sky for allied bombers. their tanks were completely covered in foliage, they all looked like mobile hedges.

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>>34369438
NOICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Uzv4Gh6sk

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>"Here's a shotgun, friend!"
>"Don't worry, it's not locked, I trust you."
>"If you want ammo it's on the counter, make sure to load it so you're sure you have the right gauge!"

>>34388726
A better question is why does a futuristic kill-bot need a laser sight? Or why does he need guns at all? He's shown repeatedly breaking bones and people with just his strength. Wouldn't it have been easier if her just walked up behind Sarah and snapped her neck rather than yank out a gigantic 1911 and take 5 minutes to rack the slide and aim?

>>34387283
>implying aerial attack did much of anything to ground forces

Not on eastern front and not on the western.

>88mm bounces off sherman side armor at point-blank range

Literally doesn't happen

>tanks firing at each other while moving

Not uncommon.

>>34388770
Worst part:
"Torque Wrench"

WHY THE FUCK DOES A ROBOT NEED A TORQUE WRENCH?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>34388940
It's wrist isn't properly calibrated

>>34373572
I literally cant get over how fat he is, it surprises me every fucking time.

>>34387283
Dunkelgelb isnt desert camo its just a base colour, and by late 44/early 45 germany didnt give two shits about the camouflage paint on their vehicles to the point of using vehicles with their oxide primer still showing.
And even if they did, they didnt have the time or resources to paint them properly anyway.

>>34369550
People are just going to have to accept that /pol/ has taken over 4chan.

>>34389239
Althletes who get older and never adjust their eating habits always get massive. Ever wonder why so many high school/college football stars (who don't go pro, mind you) are 300lb hambeasts?

>>34384411

Exactly. This trap bullshit is done by a few mentally deranged homosexuals. Who speak as if they're many anons, and who like to speak for the whole board.

Lets be honest now. Most gun owners are white christian heterosexual males. But the cucks, jews, and mentally fucked homos would have you believe that we're the minority.

>>34377356
Look at how hard he has to push against the guy on the ground to get up.

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>>34389393

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>>34389388
But anon traps arent gay.
>muh feminine penis makes it okay

I still have no fucking idea how people preform these mental gymnastics. tfw see it for the first time think its a joke

>>34388940
Because he is an infiltrator and he doesn't want to damage the skin on his fingers just because John's a lazy fuck.

>>34377022
No anon, you are shit.

>>34382269
Shall not be infringed you communist faggot!

>>34382335
>some black dude whose house you were robbing
Want to know how I know your house is tumblr?

>>34369877
Maybe if they were shooting welrods and everyone was wearing headphones whilst watching their phones being oblivious to what is going on around them. Welrods are close to conversation level volumes I believe

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>>34382269
>racists arent even allowed to own guns
A suspicious mind is a healthy mind. Please enjoy this short clip and ask yourself if a racist would have had such poor situational awareness.

>>34369550
The ol
>go back to /pol/
meme

>>34380811
I guess I'll buy some whiskey and watch it tomorrow night.
>>34379994
He probably funds them. A lot tend to be made in the eastern bloc or Serbia (or surrounding hell holes). I watched one that was dubbed from Serbian into English and it wasn't even Seagals voice IIRC. For the last 10-15 years or so they all go straight to DVD/VHS/Bin
>>34384765
I suppose you could argue it's because it's a computer simulation. Though everything else in the simulation is super detailed. So eh, just ignorance I guess

>>34384026
He was actually a cop

>>34390594
That's right.

>>34369438

Brass Jews are /k/ related, so you can stay.

>>34382335
>wants to ban people based on skin color because """melanine = le rapist xd its a scientific fact look at stats and my tiny dick"""
>wishes decent citizens to get rapped

???

Did you fell off your bed when hour were a toddler ?

>>34369348
way of the gun

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>>34369813
>What is fladhpaper?

>fleshes out the world of assasins from the first one
>world is pretty fuckin dumb and worked much better in the background

>>34369348
Tip top kek my friend.
I wanted to make a thread about this. Up until that point I was on board. Then I was immediately filled with disgust. I think this scene was meant to be a joke. Had to be a gag.
>Look how good they are
>So silenced
>so cool

A joke.

John Wick with a dose of the shittier aspects of Wanted(2008) shoved in, including Common

Also on jon wick 2, he went from being a vengeful monster in the first one to basically being someone who has nothing to really live for.

By the end of the movie it seemed like he was just surviving to see the next wave of goons rather than actually do anything important.

>now your bounty is six GORILLION
>whole park becomes assassins

The only way this can get better is if they sell the rights for a crossover with the boondock saints characters in "Jon Wick and the Saints" in which they destroy... the entire mafia? I guess?

>>34372737
>verizon
That's the real thief.

>>34388770
To strike fear into the hearts of his enemies.

>>34377345
clearing overhead is smart if you've ever seen a murder hole in the ceiling

>>34387283
>filename
im fucking dying

>>34369412
The hand to hand combat is pretty good tho.

>>34391073
John Wick and The Matrix crossover

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>>34387283
>not knowing panzers came out of the factory with that paint starting in 1944

>>34393670
check that, 1943.

>>34391073
I'd watch it.

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>>34391073
>whole park becomes assassins

>trees are assassins
>benches are assassins
>bushes are assassins
>scuba assassins in the pond
>assassins hiding in trashcans

>>34380191
>guy charges him with a handgun for no reason

everytime it gets me

>>34393766
top kek

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>>34393766
I try to tell myself it was a mass gathering of all the world's assassins in one place. That's the only way I can make sense of there otherwise seeming to be more assassins in the city than fucking normies.

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>>34393766

I made this for you.

>>34371473
>3 people just standing there watching doing literally nothing
I'm so fucking glad I live in America with white people everywhere.

>>34393670
it was only used in north africa and tiger 131 had this particular color + afrika korps markings so it might as well qualify as a desert camo

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>>34394187
It might as well qualify as unpainted late-war livery.
The camera didn't focus on the DAK symbol.

Not an argument.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1opzXTzC6g

>>34369348
I liked it a 7/10

>>34369438
Include me in the screen cap

>>34373572
Me and my roommates binge watched all his modern "Action" films on Netflix a while back.
It was like marathoning Niel Breen.
Completely surreal.

>>34376804
Motherfucking dumbest shit I've seen tday

>>34387283
What if the tiger is in a dirt field so it matches the camo because they didn't have green paint?

>>34380977
Herro newfag. /k/ predates /pol/ and other containment boards.

>>34385480
I was thinking of watching this show til I saw this

>>34376804
It's like who ever made this wanted to emulate John Wick but didn't know how to do it.

>>34395485
>making over the top retarded shit for lols is not a possibility
>everything has to be a copy of john wick but bad

>>34369892
>For action to be good it needs to innovate each time
You say that but I could watch Kiefer Sutherland operate the same operations forever

>>34369438
this joke has been posted multiple times in john wick threads

all those (you)s are now null and void

>>34393985
Winston clearly arranged for all of them to be there as a show of force. It's not to say every single person in NY was actually an assassin. It's to show the audience how big the world is and also to show the power of the families.

Don't forget Winston's ID is literally 111111, which means he is probably one of the most powerful and oldest of them. He even tells family heads to fuck off

>>34369550
>>34371090

jews

>>34385480
This is why I think airsoft are ok. Because this shit is so bad, partly because the actors have no tactile response to the gun 'shooting.'

If you use an AEG or Gas Airsoft, when they pull the trigger you at least get slide movement and a little noise for them to react to and for the CG artist to coordinate the gunfire to

>>34390833
I work in Hollywood we almost never use flashpaper guns, it'd be for like one specific shot, you can't run a whole action scene off of it, it's basically like using a gun-shaped lighter.

Wick has all the muzzle flash added in.

>>34382357
lmao that is the cringeist and most pathetic thing I've ever seen

>don't worry m'faggot nigger. I will shoot people who don't like you, TO DEFEND YOUR HONOUR by god.

>>34388801
>Not on eastern front and not on the western.

>"The range and armor piercing capabilities were sufficient for anti-armor duties, but a trial conducted by the RAF under best possible conditions revealed the low precision of unguided rockets: In two attack runs, four typhoons fired all of their 64 rockets on a stationary, pre-painted Panther and only three managed to hit the marked tank."

>"In August 1944, the RAF claimed to have destroyed 135 tanks in the Goodwood area (Battle for Caen). In order to analyze the weapons and tactics employed and to evaluate the damage that was done on given targets, a small team of researchers was usually dispatched to the corresponding battleground, a common practice in most armies of that time. The British “Office of Research and Analysis” conclusion was eye-opening and contradicted the RAF pilots’ overenthusiastic display: Of the 300 examined vehicles, only 10 were actually hit and damaged by the Typhoon’s RP-3 rockets."

Learn something new every day, huh?

>>34396047
>The British “Office of Research and Analysis” conclusion was eye-opening and contradicted the RAF pilots’ overenthusiastic display: Of the 300 examined vehicles, only 10 were actually hit and damaged by the Typhoon’s RP-3 rockets."

Interesting, very little actual damage done, but a massive loss nonetheless. Battlefield psychology I guess, there are certain things that seemingly never stop being incredibly scary.
One trend seems to be being attacked by something (or someone) very visible, loud and scary at close range. It triggers some primordial fear in us that many ranged weapons don't.

>>34383115
>>34385132
Wait, so you can have a film with cool shit in it that isn't produced by kikes? Sign me up, senpai

>>34376804
So cheesy I love it

>>34394132
What the fuck did you expect them to do?

Do you even know what diffusion of responsibility is?

>>34371168
seriously. that concert scene was so long.

was that even like a real artist or just a fake band for the movie?

quit doing closeups of some shitty Easter European edm slut no one's heard of

reminded me of the Shakira number at the end of zootopia

let's just wedge some artist in that no longer has an American following

(in b4 ethnocentrism: it's fucking Hollywood)

>>34382301
End your worthless existence at once, preferably with bleach.

>>34389388
You need to go to opchan, your hick way of thinking sounds perfect for it.

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>>34380838

/k/, and 4chan in general, has gotten way too meta

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On a scale of almost entirely gone, to gone, how fucked would their hearing be after this?

>>34399921
>Hey Slick, you see that shit coming out their ears?
About that much.

Also, didnt read through the thread, but a hammer cocking sound whenever someone presents a Glock just aches in the belly.

>>34380838
Despite being bait by the way it's typed, I still don't understand why people want to hate an entire group of people just for the sake of being different. This place is seriously the hallmark for hipste- err...contrarians who spite the world for some "wrong" that was done to them.

Oh and by the way, you how ironic shitposting is still shitposting? The same thing applies to any information spread. Eventually someone (most likely new) will start to believe it because they weren't around for the original joke. This place is slowly fucking people up and you'd think someone would have enough intestinal fortitude to reel some things back a bit.

>>34399921
Heat is in no way deserving of being in this thread. You're a bad person for even suggesting it does.

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>>34369348
That's fucking hilarious.

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>>34376804

>>34380109
>>34380071
what a fucking literal weaboo god damn

>>34400795
I think he's between 1/16th and 1/8th asian depending on how much he's eaten or if he's taken a shit.

>>34399921
The real actors weren't wearing earpro during the filming, and they were firing blanks, so you tell me.

>>34369438
Should have been the first post for first post best post

>>34369348
its dumb but its hollywood shit. i thought it was funny, even if i know its completely incorrect.

>>34369485
this pretty much. you have an issue with surpressors working too well, but not with "one guy unironically kills 80 people because hes too fucking cool wit bulletproof armor"? fuck off.

MUH BIGGEST complaint is that they went into all this effort and did cgi bloodspurts, which is so fucking obvious and clear im sure i could be blackout drunk and still notice

>>34400795
>>34380109
i seriously cant believe how someone this apparently incompetent can be a sheriff of fucking anything. i know its just fucking movies but if he cant put his fucking back into pretending to know a gun. like, is he pretending to be bad because children might be watching or

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>>34370667
yeah, it's clearly Chinese/Hong kong inspired gun-fu

they just didn't take it far enough, i think that's why it's poorly received.

if they put in more tongue in cheek jokes and occasional over the top moves it'd be more of a john woo flick.

it just only hinted at the breaking realism, rather than actually doing it.

looking at your gun that's out of bullets and then throwing it is as close as american gun-fu movies come to breaking realism and it's so over done.

not sure if the American market is into that type of flick tho, i've heard people describe hard-boiled as "cheesy", completely missing the point

i do appreciate the bullets/cartridge joke that they did.

>>34380189
theres something sorta similar in one of those awful scary movie parodies. they are making fun of the et movie, how the remastered versions replaced the cops guns with radios and walkie talkies? theres a scene making fun of signs the film as well, they are JUST about to run into the cornfield to find the aliens, and they have shovels, and one of them one handed "pumps" the shovel like its a shotgun and a shell launches out of the side. terrible movie but that made me giggle like a dumbass

https://youtu.be/q1V3ctrJbT0?t=4682

this fucking movie

>>34382258
idk i thought that was kinda funny, until morpheus showed up as lord of the pigeons.

bad casting for that it got too much of an "ooh...shit" reaction rather than a cameo reaction.

it'd be better if lawrence fishbourne was one of the side characters that threw off his blanket in the subway to reveal he was in the service

but money...

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>>34400795
What happened t him? When did he let it all go?

>>34400292
>for the sake of being different

Jews and muslims purposefully keep their hair/beard/clothing/hats a certain way to distinguish themselves from others.

they're the ones that made themselves different.

they did it for a reaction, there's little cultural/religious meaning behind it.

so don't feel bad about treating them differently, that's what they wanted

>>34400292
its /pol/. ignore these reddit spacing posters

>>34401339
That fucking hospital scene thogh.

>>34400809
well done

>>34401304
I feel like he was made an honorary deputy sheriff for his training of CQC and other disarming techniques with Jefferson Parish. Except he took it seriously. It's like when Elvis got made an honorary DEA agent and he thought it was legit.

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>>34389388
>>34384411
>traps are degeneracy
>came about circa 2013
Our degeneracy has been here since the beginning newfags.

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>>34371297
>equilibrium
>shitty
delet

>>34399979
This this this, every fucking time.
>pulls out semiautomatic pistol, cocks hammer
>later points pistol at someone, hammer cock noise again
>racking noise when hammer is being pointlessly cocked
etc etc

>>34384411
>I came about circa 2013
fixed that for you

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>>34399979
>character pulls out break action shotgun
>racking sound plays

>>34400825
>The real actors weren't wearing earpro during the filming, and they were firing blanks, so you tell me.
Blanks are just as loud as live rounds and the actors are most definitely wearing ear pro if they're shooting blanks in a car.

Watch the scene again, you see the gun come up in a frame where DeNiro has no ear pro in, but the gun doesn't fire in this scene. Now the angle changes and the gun fires.

In between takes he would definitely be given ear plugs to put in.

source: prop master

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>>34399775
whatever you say, steph-on

>>34380191
Is that the same stunt guy 4 different times?

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>>34376804
>Payday 2 dodge build

>>34396000
I've talked to some armorers, and basically what this anon says; all those flashpaper guns are owned by like one company (I think it was Independent Studio Services) and you have to rent the little shits, and they're really only used when you can't work the camera angles to make using blanks safe (which is less necessary now that CGI is cheap)

>>34369438
/pol/ is 4chan. Well /k/ and /pol/ go hand in hand at least.

>>34369412
>>34371168
>>34377098
>>34399653

Oh great, now /k/ hates John Wick.
Is everything a meme to you people?

>>34404892
>dont enjoy specific parts of the movie
>hate the entire movie

>>34387283
yuo see ivan, when poke head out of tank liek me, never have to worr-

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>>34401339
>i've heard people describe hard-boiled as "cheesy", completely missing the point
In my experience it helps to equate the HK Woo films as the spaghetti westerns of their time.

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>>34405019
Not so much Woo's Hollywood films. Don't know what it is about Chinamen making a career over here but it just doesn't work as well (see: Jackie Chan)

>>34373572

CUNT IS SO FAT HE MOVES LIKE MR POTATOHEAD

>>34369438
summer

>>34404892
the second chapter was dull as shit

>>34377345
All fun 'n shit, but is nobody going to comment on his buttstock placement?

>>34369438
Remember when /pol/ was made as a way to talk about the real issues and not have to be politically correct about it? Remember how it was dead on arrival because neo-Nazis, KKK wannabes, and commies took that shit over in a heartbeat and instead of having rational moderate discussion, took things to a political extreme? Remember how now they can't even stay contained in their own board but must feel the need to cross-contaminate?

/pol/ needs to go and stay go. Y'all motherfuckers that just got here a'int seein' the paradigm shift that's going on with this Taiwanese sweatshop emporium.

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>>34405876
>yall
fuck off back to worldstar, tyrone

>>34405946
4/10

Apparently all of south (namely Texans) is now Tyrone. But in all seriousness, you chose to single out one word rather than all three contractions.

See this is the shit I'm talking about. Notice how the post is short, has a "cause," and creates an enemy (with a nifty little nickname mind you)? Please, before it's too late, don't let them divide and conquer us like this. I'll fight anon all day over 5.56 vs 7.62, 9mm vs .45, etc., but at the end of the day I have respect for him. Shitposts like this does not allow that to happen.

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>>34405946
>Tyrone
Fuck off back to /pol/, 16 year old. Your post has nothing to do with the OP nor with the post you replied to. You are literally wasting reply space with your shitposting. Adding a cornella to your post doesn't make it OK and certainly doesn't make it funny.

>>34369438

It's "would HAVE", not "would of".

>>34394187

subhuman does not know dunkelgelb

http://www.fahrzeuge-der-wehrmacht.de/Artikel/Lack.html

>>34406010
I've never heard a texan freak out this badly about "neonazis" and "the KKK." its definitely a nigger
>>34406256
>you're literally wasting space
less space than that block of text complaining about /pol/ and your reply.

>>34406693
>quoting me but conveniently leaving out that I said "reply space" meaning you're going to make the thread cap out, not actual physical space on your screen
>verifying to me that you are 16 or under

>>34407303
>quoting me but conveniently leaving out that I said "reply space" meaning you're going to make the thread cap out, not actual physical space on your screen
you did both, congratulations retard.

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>>34407376
>>34406693
At least I wasted replies trying to clean up the board. Nobody thinks your race accusations are funny or insightful in any way. You're just being racist and edgy because you're still young enough for that alone to give you a thrill. There's a reason you have to be 18 to post, it has to do with maturity.

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>>34407486
At least I'm not the one who thinks that his shitposting is helping the board.
Are you sure you're not the underage one?

>>34401489
He was always a fraud, you just became old enough to figure that out.

>>34369813
No he used an airsoft pistol mocked up to look like a real one you Mongoloids .

>>34407669
I meant why is he so fat? That kind of letting it all go.

>>34387283
>muh superior german engineering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16gWRxv_aZY

>>34380890
For what, spiders? Fuck you, cunt.

>>34393985
>implying normies actually exist
>implying everyone in the world isn't just an assassin in deep cover

>>34399921
>>34399979 >>34400304 >>34400825
For all those movie/firearms autists, let me ask you, if you are robbing a bank and make it to the getaway car only to find the police are on your shit, are you going to say... WAIT, let me put my ear protection on! "Or is the risk worth the stretch?"

Please, kindly go fuck yourselves.

>>34401499
What's your explanation for white trash southerners with beards?

>>34380527
Hi there, can you, in your own words tell us us how you came to this conclusion. Please do not quite shit from Stormfront, /pol/, KKK or other nonsense hate groups. But what personal knowledge and experience you have to say that.

No, I am not a Jew. And you guys may be shocked by this, I am actually Muslim. I don't share your obviously retarded blanket statement.

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>>34369348
This, along with other wembs, arey putting me off watching the movie. Damn it.

>>34382975
watching steve smoke those 60 year old cigarettes makes me want to smoke.

>>34399979
i know some gun guys that do video editing for some major productions, they put in the cocking sound in as a joke sometimes. Other times its because the sound team doesn't care about guns and demands a sound that is familiar to audiences.

>>34408486
Maybe it's one of the other actors, cocking their firearms off screen but the sound is heard.

You autist cunts need to lighten the fuck up. If you are willing to suspend belief enough to watch a concocted story on screen, perhaps you should extend the latitude certain aspects of it that don't help move the story along.

>>34396036
>how do i read

>>34405796
explain what's wrong with it

>>34395459
This is from the "oh shit we run out of money but we havent finished the story yet" season. First few are great.

>>34394007
niceeeee

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>>34390193
damn, nigga got his soul knocked out

>>34371499
It's like you don't think phased plasma rifles should be banned

>>34380977
>>34382269
he's shitposting at himself guys

are there any movies where they actually address the use of subsonic rounds?

>>34383115

> Russian super hero movie

> One of them is part bear

Of course.