/k/onfessions thread

>>34361555
I unironically know for a fact that the zumwalt is the best destroyer class in the world right now and for the next 50 years

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I love my Remshit 870
I'm gonna trade an Auto-5 for optics tomorrow
I prefer having fewer guns that I use more than the opposite

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>>34361555
I was a little bitch firing my first gun at age 12, a single shot, single barrel 20 gauge shotgun turned me into a nervous pussy.

Consequence of growing up in NJ I guess.

>>34361555
It's not a summer thing, humor thread used to run 24/7 with no OC. The lack of humor thread until recently has at least made them 2% fresher.
Warhammer 40k is excellent.
This is a lame confession thread.

I never post my guns despite owning 6
I only know how to shoot because the army taught me how
I bought then sold a shotgun because I didn't want to learn how to shoot a different type of gun. I made money on the deal
I can't shoot my pistol worth damn

>>34361727
Also I ironically love my gen 1 sub 2k in .40 that takes beretta mags and I think it's a viable home defense platform

-When I was still noguns I'm pretty sure I shot the ceiling of an indoor range with a .44 magnum. I don't know since I'm pretty sure I closed my eyes.
-I draw porn for shekels.

>>34361765
It's okay, I write porn for kekels.

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>I browse /pol/ but I hate Stormfags. Hitler ruined nationalism and made it a taboo belief for decades to come.
>I only have 2 guns and I can't go to the range because it's too hot out.
>I used to believe all the fuddlore about AK's being unbreakable rifles of the gods and .45 having STOPPIN POWAH until this board corrected me.
>I can't be assed to take new pictures of my guns so the ones I post here are outdated.
>I fell for the Nugget meme in 2016.
>I use poorfag grade Tulammo and Brown Bear all the time.
>I'm a NEET with a moderately sized inheritance
>I hate traps with a burning passion because they keep derailing threads with their attention whoring
>But I would hatefuck one

>>34361555
I like talking about zombies. They're a fun hypothetical

>>34361783
At least you still care enough to be annoyed when a thread is derailed, I'm too far gone

>>34362144
That's not desensitization, that's just realization.

You know that we'll have this thread again, very soon, and so it doesn't matter if this one gets derailed, it will be back again.

I only buy black powder funs now because I'm pretty sure past convictions won't ever let me purchase a fun from a fun store and I refuse to have anyone do a straw buy for me.

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>>34361555
thinking about selling all of my guns except one rifle and one pistol
feels bad man

>>34361555
uh are you me?

I go on /pol/, but I leave the /pol/ culture in /pol/.

>>34361796
I used to be into zombies super hard, but the constant saturation of them in every single piece of media turned them into something ultra-bland and I can't stand them anymore.

>>34361711
>>Consequence of growing up in NJ I guess
Nah dude that's just you being a little bitch. I've lived in Jersey all my life and I'm fine around guns. Suck it up

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>>34361555
>I only buy black powder or guns that use obscure calibers because I like the difficulty that comes with reloading them.
>The only normal calibers I like enough are .22lr, 7.62x39, and 12 gauge
>I hate modern pistols
>I love derringers
>I think that concealability is more important than caliber. I would absolutely carry a .32 or even a .25 ACP
>I think the AR is gay, so I don't mind living in California.
>I'm a porn addict, but that's not weapons related

I'm going to kill myself tonight.

Fav guns
>Tec 9
>POF 416
>M79
all of which impractical choices but still sexy as hell.

>>34362560
>going to kill myself tonight
seek help or stream it, your choice

>>34362348
Dude, a porn addiction is a actual serious problem. You need to fix that ASAP.

I judge people that only own cheap firearms. People that buy bottom dollar ARs. People that mount bottom dollar optics. Also people that buy expensive firearms such as the SCAR but attach cheap shit to it (optics, UTG airsoft rail panels). These people don't deserve to be judged by me but I do it anyways.

On the other hand, people that tell me there are cheaper options to the firearms I own can fuck off. I've had fuckers look at my 1911 and tell me RIA makes cheaper versions and I'm an idiot for wasting money. Different fuckhead told me back in 2010 that buying an expensive AR-15 is a waste of money since the Mini-14 exists.

>>34362214
Why?

>>34362674
Why. I like porn

>>34361555
>I unironically like H&K
HK makes good gun if you can afford it

>>34362826
Porn and jacking off are the worst ways to spend your time. Back when i was cranking it 3 times a day i had absolutely no energy and i was depressed and fucked up. Do something productive.

>>34362732
getting ready to move a few states away and need to downsize in a big way. literally need to strip myself down to whatever i can fit in one single vehicle.
Basically going nomad and may involve becoming a vandweller for at least until this coming winter. don't want to be driving around / camping in walmart parking lots with a van-load of guns/ammo.
Figure if I only have one rifle & one pistol, it'll be easier to keep them tucked away.

>>34362892
i think i am suffering of this currently.
serious depression,
lack of motivation,
lack of energy
no real life whatsoever
posting on 4chan is the closest thing i have to a social life.
i'm fucked right now

>>34362272

I still like them but your position is understandable and not at all unreasonable.

>>34362272
i only first got interested in zombies when i played the first three Resident Evil back in the late 90's, early 2000's.
Since then i watched quite a few "Zombie" films. And after watching them i can see where Capcom got alot of there ideas and atmosphere from. even "B'-movie style character dialogue

I don't really shoot my guns because nearby ranges ban most of my cheap practice ammo and charge more than I am willing to pay. The public land shooting area where I can shoot whatever is one and a half hour away.
I could overcome both of these problems but I don't have enough passion to bother.
I don't know if my guns are sighted, you can guess why.
I plan on buying a pistol of which I have never actually shot, only fondled at a shop.
I once seriously considered spray painting some external parts in teal, like a stock, handguard, or a slide, got discourage by reaction images and (you)s from strangers on /k/.
One time I was asked to go to the range with some friends, when the day came they said their cars were full and asked if they can borrow my guns anyways, I understood what it really means to be a cuck because I said yes.
I don't even want to kill myself anymore.

>>34362272
I'm on the same boat but I still boot up Call of Duty World at War every now and then for some custom Zombies.

>>34362892
Not depressed. I have a job. I maintain a girlfriend and several hobbies.
I definitely have a porn addiction but I do not waste any of my time with it

>>34361555
>I unironically like H&K
But H&K tried to defend your freedoms.

>>34362272
Exactly this, just let me unironically listen to White Zombie and Watch George Romero movies

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>>34363286
>I once seriously considered spray painting some external parts in teal, like a stock, handguard, or a slide, got discourage by reaction images and (you)s from strangers on /k/.
DO IT FAGGOT

>>34363389
Wow anon you really nailed that look of the "to-go cup from the 90's"

>>34363455
honestly I would try this if I had a hi-point

I absolutely despise the AR platform and I think .223 is a meme. Im usually quiet about it because I dont want to get crucified, but the whole AR15 thing needs to die. Its the best selling semi auto in the US strictly because call of duty and its what marines use so everyone thinks its perfect. I hate that. so much.

>>34361783
>hates nazism
>is a NEET

makes sense

>>34362924
can I ask what you have? I've been wanting to get some new stuff.

>>34365405
Wait do you think .223 instead of 5.56 is a meme or .223/5.56?

>bought a pristine Remington 870 Express from my coworker for $100
>sold it for $225 two days later
>could have sold it for more

After that, I looked around for good deals on guns to NOT FLIP GTFO ATF but I never did go to any auctions I saw or anything like that. I have lots of things I want to do, but I don't do them. I honestly WISH I would get fired from my job so I can stop being a bitch.

Not /k/ related, but I also picked up a side job doing manual labor and I don't even need the money. I just want more money. I don't even spend it. I have over $1,000 in cash hidden in my house that needs to go to the bank, but I count it when I feel bad. It feels better than just checking my bank account balance because it makes me feel like I'm not a loser and I'm doing alright in life because hey, stack of money.

>>34365538
.223/.556
essentially same thing. The military literally admits that it was designed to wound rather than kill, yet the 5.45x39 is far superior at wounding and killing...

>>34361555
I'm a terrible shot. I can't consistently hit a 5.5 inch target at 15 yards with a Glock 26. I've been shooting for almost half a year now

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>>34361555
I'm no guns and have argued brands and calibers on here for 8 years as if I had guns the entire time.

I probably have actual autism but don't want to get checked. At the very least I have aspergers.

>>34361555
>>34368168
Oh, also I keep making anti-British threads over and over to the point I see people think it's an influx of British haters on the board when it's actually just me.
I take my time and reply to every post in my anti-Brit threads, too. I also have trouble seeing British people as human beings.

I spend all of my money on new guns instead of shooting the ones I have, and I haven't been to the range in months. Hoping to change that in the next month.