Shooting when pregnant

>>34357697
>What is /k/'s experience with pregnant partners that also like to shoot?

That lead poisoning is going to give you some great birth defects to deal with for the rest of your days on earth. Wash it down with some booze and crack and see if you can make a real mutant.

>>34357709
this is a myth, the amount of lead you would have to ingest would be astronomical before it had anywhere near a measurable effect. scary meme though, so hey, whatever

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Babies in the womb already develop hearing. So you'll need to research when babies become sensitive to loud noises, or you risk wrecking its hearing.

>>34357709
>That lead poisoning is going to give you some great birth defects to deal with for the rest of your days on earth.

Unless she cleans her guns with her tongue, it's not going to be an issue.

Just wash your fucking hands after shooting, mkay?

>>34357715
not to mention the fact that alot of rifle ammunition is lead free these days

>>34357715
>>34357752
Wrong. Studies show that regular exposer to certain chemicals will make sons more feminine, give them small balls, microdicks, be more inclined to homosexuality, ect. Aftershave and perfume will do it especially.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2656106/Pregnant-women-advised-to-stop-wearing-perfumes-for-sake-of-babies-health.html

>Pregnant women have been urged to stop using perfumes or scented creams after research suggested the products could cause unborn boys to suffer infertility or cancer in later life.

>>34357697
youll fuck up its hearing

>>34357856
>Wrong.

How the fuck are you going to be able to isolate your wifey (and by extension kid) from all that bullshit? Just spending 10 minutes in traffic likely means she's exposed to all kinds of bad bullshit.

Besides, being overprotective is just as bad as not being protective enough.

I'd worry most about the hearing.

>>34357886
Living in a rural area would help. It's why country grown people are more manly than city slickers. They traditionally don't use aftershave and other sissy products.

>>34357697
Opinion of an embryonic audiologist:

http://www.shotgunworld.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=103012

He basically says shooting is safe for pregnant women as long as they: never shoot indoors, during the third trimester, or with a caliber higher than a .22 pistol or rifle.


Y'know incase there's the off chance you really are considering taking baby mama shooting

>>34357896
Not having a beard of zits as a result of shaving makes you a sissy. Good to know.

>>34357697
Baby came out with a Beretta Nano. Pretty sure it isn't mine.

>>34357912
u w0t m8?

>>34357909
It makes your son a sissy, actually.

>>34357886
>being overprotective is just as bad
Shut up, Jamal. No wonder so many nigger spawns are fat and gay.

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>>34358446
BPA does
https://www.ted.com/talks/tyrone_hayes_penelope_jagessar_chaffer_the_toxic_baby

Most of /k/ is made up of poor people who shouldn't have had kids but did anyway. Their idea of a successful child is a child that didn't end up in jail. Most of /k/'s seed is destined for a community college to get a job that will be automated soon or if they are autistic (because of /k/ike's fucked up genes) they will end up in IT.

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>>34358480
Lots of things impact the development of children. Your acne cream included. I'm sorry if this perturbs you, but everyone's son will likely not be as much of a sissy as yours will be, unless you ditch the face cream for the duration of your son's incubation and early development

>>34357697
>implying any of these turboautists will ever get a woman pregnant

Yeah I wouldn't want my wife to shoot while pregnant. Yeah it's a small exposure/risk. But you're talking about your unborn child. 9 months without trigger time won't kill her.

>>34358570
/k/ is the manliest board. We aren't faggots like /v/ or /tv/. We actually use the guns those boards watch imitations of and obsess over.

>>34357886
Are you retarded? It's the difference between breathing in chemicals from a distance away and smearing it all over your body.

>>34357697
No way to get the child ear pro, so my vote is no. Also, if the kid is old enough to kick, I don't think the mom would want to keep shooting after the first shot.

>>34358580
Yeah, I don't think you all are ever going to get your waifu pillows, Rainbow Dash plushies, and boywives pregnant.

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>>34358580
>/k/ is the manliest board

>>34357709
I'm sorry but is she going to be swallowing spoons of lead shot?

>>34357875
Not with a silenced .22 or 9mm

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>>34358580
I can hear your fat wheezing voice from here.

>>34358597
We are most definately the manliest men here.

/a/: Weebs
/b/ Kids
/c/ Weebs
/d/ Deviants
/e/ Weebs
/f/ People stuck in the 00s
/g/ Eggheads
/gif/ Cucks
/h/ Weebs
/hr/ Who even goes there?
/m/ Weebs
/o/ Autophiles
/p/ Photographers
/r/ People obsessed with porn creators
/s/ Wankers
/t/ Geeks
/u/ Lesbians and wankers
/v/ SJWs
/vg/ Videogame players
/vr/ Old video game players
/w/ Weebs
/wg/ People who use computers so much they actually care about wallpapers
/i/ I don't even know what the fuck this is.
/ic/ Porn artists
/r9k/ Meme obsessors
/s4s/ Kids with ADD
/vip/ People with more money than brains
/cm/ Fags
/hm/ Fags
/lgbt/ Fags
/y/ Fags
/3/ Wankers
/aco/ Wankers
/adv/ Retards
/an/ PETA
/bant/ Australians
/biz/ Jews
/cgl/ Sissies
/ck/ Moms and bachelors
/co/ Liberal SJWs
/diy/ Retards
/fa/ Fags
/fit/ Fags
/gd/ Artists
/hc/ Wankers
/his/ Historical revisionists
/int/ Mexicans
/jp/ Weebs
/lit/ Bookworms
/mlp/ I don't even need to say it
/mu/ Wiggers
/n/ Poorfags without cars
/news/ liberals
/out/ Outdoorsmen. Manly, but not as much as us.
/po/ Paperfolding weebs
/pol/ Memers
/qst/ People who think real life is an RPG
/sci/ Uni students grappling with the cognitive dissonance of believing in either climate change or racial IQ, but never both at the same time.
/soc/ Sexual predators
/sp/ Pretty manly sports lovers, but sport is only an imitation of war.
/tg/ Nerds
/toy/ Kids and adult kids
/trv/ Backpackers that probably sell their butts for accommodation
/tv/ Small guys
/vp/ 90s kids
/wsg/ A variety of /mu/ and /g/, essentially
/wsr/ People who can't use google image search
/x/ Lunatics
/trash/ Furries

Then there's /k/. The gun shooting, war loving, tobacco chewing, commie hating board of actual men.

>>34358594
>>34358710
Hello, crossboarding children.

>>34358717
>"/k/ is the easiest board to troll."
Encyclopedia Dramatica, ca. 2008

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>>34358717
Something wrong with being a weeb?

All the metals that are being absorbed by the skin and through the air are probably horrible for the baby.

>>34357697
>You're pregnant, you aren't shooting

You need to man up and tell her that. She might be carrying the kid, but it's still your kid. They don't have ear pro for fetuses. Same principle as telling them not to smoke or drink.

When a woman is pregnant with your kid you should be very good to them. As in doing what's right, not being a pushover.

>>34358717
You sound hurt.

>I interviewed Dr. Czarnecki for my book,
SHOOT
[9]
. He is a leading authority on the
matter. Aside from being a respected medical doctor, Czarnecki has also served as Medical
Director of Public Safety Medicine of the Northwestern Memorial Physicians Group; Chairman of
the Police Physicians Section of the International Association of Chiefs of Police; and Vice-Chair
of the Public Safety Section of the American College of Occupational and Environmental
Medicine. I asked him to address the dangers of lead, noise, and contaminant exposure for both
pregnant women and breast-feeding moms.
In “SHOOT,” Czarnecki advises, “Pregnant women should avoid lead exposure. Lead exposure
during pregnancy is associated with serious complications for both the fetus and the mother,
including miscarriage. Children who were exposed to lead before they were born may have
lower IQ and impaired mental development. Even at low levels, lead exposure has been
associated with preterm delivery, congenital abnormalities, and decreased birth weight. Current
research suggests that there is no safe lead exposure threshold for children, infants, or
fetuses.”
He even warns about lead for women who are breastfeeding: “Lead is transmitted from the
mother to the fetus, and is excreted in breast milk. For women who are breastfeeding, it is best
to avoid unprotected firearms training. Wearing an appropriate respirator and careful hand
hygiene should allow most breastfeeding women to safely train with firearms, especially if using
lead-free ammunition.”
With regard to noise, Czarnecki shares how “Noise exposure during pregnancy has been
associated, in human studies, with several adverse outcomes, including miscarriage,
intrauterine growth retardation, preterm delivery, hearing loss in babies and children, and
hypertension in pregnancy.”

>>34359153
Wow. Fuck lead.

>>34359205
>Fuck lead
Lead is an inanimate object. If poor people want to be stupid, so be it. Poor dumb people create poor dumb kids.

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>>34357697
Jokes on you
Traps cant get pregnant

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>>34359272
>>34359205

Its totally fine if you want an low IQ tard farm, i mean the stupid kind of autism is okay too, right guiys?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8LEa30LZs

>>34359272
Lack of awareness isn't stupidity. No one wants to suffer the effects of lead poisoning, much less impair the development of their children with it. Mothers and fathers should be aware of the dangers of lead poisoning from shooting, so they can prevent harm to the health and mental alacrity of the next generation.

>>34358717
I don't know if we are as manly as you think. I discovered an alarming amount of anime cross dressers on here.

>>34359691
>Lack of awareness isn't stupidity
Oh look, one of those people that believes there are "different kinds of intelligence". Lack of awareness, the inability to plan for the future and stupidity consistently go hand in hand.

>>34358717
>mostly populated by people that wish they had guns, cars, and girlfriends
>somehow less manly than the boards with ~50 people that leave the basement

I think we can rule out anything on 4chan being manly, guys.

>>34359812
Your ignorance not withstanding, unawareness of the danger of even minute levels of lead on unborn children is not equivalent to stupidity. What you are demonstrating, wilful ignorance, is far closer to actual stupidity.

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>>34358717
Holy shit, are you okay my guy?

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>>34358717
Reading this made my chest hurt

>>34359927
No that's your constricted arteries.

>>34358717

>/k/ has consistently proven itself to be full of traps, fags, crossdressers, furries, bronies, and literal animalfuckers

>"manliest board on 4chan"

No prone shooting.

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>>34358717
/vg/ videogamers infected with waifuism
/mu/ wiggers, hipsters and koreaboos
/po/ dead board who even goes there
/pol/ late teens children who grew out of /b/
/soc/ sexual predators and circlejerkers

but damn the list's pretty accurate. i wish /o/ wasn't so filled with elitists and straight up weirdos; i'd actually go there

>>34357752
Sorry bro but that kid is the cutest.


>be summer 2017
>newlywed wife goes through a miscarriage
>the feels

>>34357697
My pregnant wife likes to fart a lot now. It has done wonders for my fart fetish

>>34360323
Boy or girl


Also can we summon Mugi chan with this thread, she should be due pretty soon if she hasn't delivered

>>34360352
I'm a guy. My wife is obviously a girl

>>34360364
The child dingus....

>>34358717
>/k/ autists: the post

>>34360374
Girl. Your not going to steal my unborn child are you?

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>>34359362

Four hours and no source on that image? For shame...

>>34360311
Jesus dude I'm sorry.

>>34362217
No one cares. Virtue signalling stays on Facebook.

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>>34360311
that sucks breh

>>34360311
you gotta be strong for her. find the reason why and get her pregnant again. my mom's kid lived for only 6 hours. apparently something with his lungs was fucked but she didn't give up and had me and my brother

>>34362453
How was her marriage?

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>>34358580

>>34362476
she told me she was devastated, everybody would after losing their kid but after making sure it wasnt fault of my dads sperm or her womb and after about a year of psychologist they tried again and had my older brother

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>>34358717
I think that /out/ is arguably the manliest board (excluding the handsome men board becauas, well, men) but that does not mean that we don't know how to have a testosteroney spaghetti time.

Wouldn't that destroy the child's hearing before it's even born?

>>34357697
Don't risk it, hearing loss. Can't muff the muff.

>>34357709
you're supposed to fire the bullets through a gun, not eat them

the implication is that a /k/ommando knocked a woman up and we all know thats simply not the case.

>>34358800
>Metal being absorbed by the skin
Do you not shower regularly or something? Because normal people do and that negates any issues of lead on your hands or arms.

>>34357697
>What is /k/'s experience with pregnant partners that also like to shoot?

Stay at least 3 miles from them, especially if you refused to marry them.

>>34357752
>So you'll need to research when babies become sensitive to loud noises, or you risk wrecking its hearing.
I think the bigger worry for me would be shock waves giving the baby microtears in their tiny, fragile brains.

Similar logic follows why soldiers are only supposed to fire off so many mortars or rockets per day. It's starting to become apparent that that's a major contributing factor to PTSD. Similar shit happens in other ways like chronic traumatic encephalopathy in contact sports.

Ya gotta take care of your noggin, and ya gotta take care of your baby's noggin.

But I'm infertile, so lol #yolo

>>34360379
Maybe in 18 years.

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Put a can on. No worries.

>>34357697
>risking a potential firearm injury when your wife has your unborn child on the way
Why would you do this?
I like shooting but no way I would let my pregnant wife near a range. Yes I know the dangers are negligible but I still wouldn't risk it.
Also you have to worry about fuds and nogunz retards.

>>34360311
I'm so sorry.

>>34359723
you'll also notice they are all tripfags. They're all redditors and being anonymous doesn't stroke their ego enough so they act like "e celebs" on the weapons board of a taiwanese cement production forum. Just ignore them, or better yet filter them.

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>>34362753

>>34365169
It looks like preggers bellies counteract the chick lean.

>>34365740
Daily reminder that commies can't be manly since commies aren't people.

>>34358480
>most of /k/

You literally pulled that out of your ass. Anything and EVERYTHING you say is complete and utter bullshit. Any semblance of your opinions to reality are complete chance.

>>34358573
Amen.
If she's that concerned about her marksmanship skills, get her an airgun and lead-free pellets. Easy solution.

>>34362256

Having basic empathy is virtue signalling.

Fuck off back to one of the edgy containment boards you probably came from.

>>34360311
fuck bro thats rough

>>34360352
isn't Mugi a trap

Ask a licensed medical doctor instead of a bunch of no-guns 20 something year olds - who mostly exhibit signs of autism.

>>34357697
pregnancy gives them the attention they crave, so they don't need to fake liking guns.

watch her around your kid after the delivery. "post partum depression" is a polite way of saying that bitches only do shit to get attention, and once the baby is outside her vag the kid gets all the attention, so she might drown it.