Loadout for Bank Heist

I use a dodge build.

>>34352924
Only acceptable answer.

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>>34352924
this
>tfw getting REEEEEed on by new players for running with 3 concealment on Mayham and above

>>34352917
Glock 40 problem solver

>>34352917
banks have low payout

I'd go for insurance/medicaid fraud
>loadout
spreadsheet
fake Dr. credentials
>skillset
medical coding
>target
Oxford
Anthem BC/BS
Aetna

>something something dragon dildo

>>34352917
Crew: Me
Target: a medium sized business
Method: Fishing emails that download files
Earnings: modest, but hard to trace if done well

Banks are horrible targets.

income tax refund fraud is much safer.

you buy some stolen identities. file some income tax returns. Cash the refunds. you never have to leave your house.

now if you want to heist. You get some burner phones and rig it to a can of mace. Then you sneak it into the cabs of trucks that haul gold/silver from refineries. when the truck is in the middle of no where. you call the device and the crew is incapacitated. You can then walk up to the truck and pull them out of the cab.

drive the truck(wearing a mask so the residual mace doens't get you too) to an out of the way location. transfer the precious metal. burn the stolen truck. melt the metal down into smaller bars and add some impurities in. then you sell it off in small amounts over the years and various locations.

>>34352917
Dumb criminals become bank robbers.
Smart criminals become bank CEOs.

ATMs is where its at. A former co-worker of mine used to fill atms and told me that some atms would be filled up to like $10k or more after a fill.

>>34353193

Yes, especially right before the weekend. Think about people getting paid on Thursday/Friday. If they don't need to drop off a check, they have direct deposit, which means they can use the ATM to get their money out. Also on holidays where bank will be closed Monday.

>used to work for a company that did tech support/repairs on ATM's and other kiosks

Many of the ATM's still run Windows XP, which is stupid, but that's how it is. Well, they did as of ~2 years ago, doubt it's changed. We even worked on a few running a nig-rigged version of 98SE.

I wouldn't want to bank with a place that used that setup.

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>>34353240
Your money is insured

>>34353148
>Fishing

>>34353240
atm break ins would be harder then you think due to the ink that sprays on you when you pick it up.

>>34352924
>>34352936

>letting RNG handle your defense

>>34352917

AR-15s in DMR configuration and XM25s.

>>34352917
I'd wear a suit, because I'm the bank manager and we rob people every day.

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>>34353283

Just wrap a chain around it, hook it up to the back of a truck, and yank out the whole fuckin thing. Doesn't take rocket appliances to figure out.

>>34353283
Used to fill ATMs.

There's no ink in the ones I filled, and I was putting 100k in them every 2-3 days.

They just have big ass bolts anchored to the cement.

>>34352917
jut 2 guys with throway whatever raven arms thing they bought from a drugdealer years before who is now conveniently dead. Grab wife/kids of someone who has acces to a jewellry store: they fill a holdall with cash and shinies, hand it over to a corier to deliver it his home address where you pick it up and vamoose.he comes home to find his wife nicely scrubbed clean though possibly still gaped.rinse and repeat, maybe get a job in the jewel trade to get info for future jobs & fencing opportunities.

>myself and 1 other guy
>2 generic looking AR's made from 80% lowers
>thrift store clothes. Cheap ski masks
>2 cheapish snowmobiles
>have spare hoods for the sleds of a different color
>rob a bank during the middle of a snowstorm in which visibility and roads are poor
>park sleds in garage
>swap out hoods
>destroy hoods used in robbery
>destroy clothes used in the robbery
>place in generic black garbage bags
>dispose of in a dumpster in a poorly lit area at night or burn if you can get away with it

Except I have no idea how to rob a bank. If you yell and threaten them do they quickly give money? I don't want to have to shoot anyone. I just want cash.

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was talking to my banker the other day, there was a bank robbery at a wellsfargo nearby, the robber got away with $2,000 cause all the cash is in the atm and branches have very little cash.

prostitution seems easy enough OP try it faggot

>What do you hit?

A large metropolitan bank that's heavily computerized and does a lot of corporate loans.

>What do you kit out with?

A laptop and a few thumbdrives.

>What skillsets do you want out of your crew?

The ability to keep their mouths shut until after we've laundered all of the money from our hacked wire transfers through international tax havens. Either insider access or familiarity with the banks operating systems would be cool too.

>robbing banks with guns
>2017
>ishiggydiggydoo

>>34353655
anything worth taking, is in the safe deposit boxes.

Hit up a bank with 3 people. All on bikes with just pistols and masks during rush hour. One person goes to a local bank runs in just starts firing into the air asking for money and then just takes off on the bike. Other 2 wait for police to respond to first bank. Hit a second bank for real once police force is at first bank. Rush hour traffic has everything at stand still so you just lane split on bikes. Repeat steps in different townships all in a 4-5 day span then just stop.

>>34352917
I usually run an armor build with an lmg or dmr and post up while my buddy runs around with a dodge build. Some times I run akimbo anything with armor and people act like I'm retarded but play your cards right with mp5s akimbo and you can have like 650 rounds

>>34352917
I go alone into a local small bank with a fishing pole and try to hook wads of cash from across the divider

>>34353158

do you kill the crew or no

>not robbing a cash distribution hub

>>34353827
What do you think?

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>>34352917
>What do you hit?
Large Brink's truck that goes from a small town with a Uni that does a lot of money.
>What do you kit out with?
Pic
>What skillsets do you want out of your crew?
Keep crew small of about 6 or 4 people.

>>34352917
A grocery store in a poor neighborhood

>>34353082
do you know what thread you are in?

>>34352917
Union Depository

AK-47 with a suppressor
All hockey masks

One to be good at shooting, another good at driving. 2 crew members, 3 if you count me.

>>34352917

I'd raid the classiest restaurant in town.

Take the cash in the wallets and in the cash register, the fancy watches, the jewellery, everything worth a dime.

Then I'd walk out while maintaning threat on the customers with the muzzle pointed at them before jumping on a bike drove by someone who can actually handle one.

After that, simple matter of burning the bike in a remote place, and switching for another vehicle.

Rinse & repeat for desired amount of money.

robbing banks is illegal

I don't think banks care anymore. Shit, my local bank keeps it's fucking vault open almost all day, because I can go in there in the morning, at lunch, or near closing to drop off deposits/get bills/change (I own a coin laundry/car wash) and they got that motherfucker wide ass open. Guess that's a perk of living in small town America. If it wasn't for the fact my deposits are FDIC I'd probably switch banks, because that shit ain't cool.

>>34354508

So is having a new 30 round magazine in California but people do it.

>>34352917

FTP was a mistake.

>>34354750
Fresh injection of players and you can pay 30 bucks for a fuckload of heists and other dlc . What's to lose?

>>34353158

What kind of world is this where trucks loaded with precious metal drive over long distances escorted?

>>34352917
>playing payday post update 79
kek

>>34356052
>playing payday after the wick update

get fucked fag

>>34353827
no.

>>34356011
the trucks have two people and their armed. you only get armed escorts for government work.

a full can of mace going off inside a relatively air tight cabin will make them too blind and ill to fight back.

>>34354484
>not driving the bike into the back of a cargo truck.

>>34353320
Just not the bumper. I recall some idiot in my town left a bumper and a license plate attached to an ATM once.

>>34352917
Crew: Me
weapon: A forged degree in finance or other good tier degree and fake ID papers and work history etc
Target: bank, or casino is even better because more cash on hand.
Skill set/method: Embezzlement either quickly or spread out over a few years.

>>34352917
Nice try fbi

>>34354750
Everything was a mistake. I think the first major one was Grinder, since every single fucking regression they've made since has been to compensate for adding regenerating health. The 2 godawful rebalances and the unskill update were all mistakes that were aiming to unmistake Grinder. Skins and safes were Ovks admission that they had fucked their game so instead of fixing it they would alienate the existing userbase and replace it with CSGO/TF2 skin and hat autists, free to play is just really the final continuation of that.

get 1000 bums all dressed in red. grow a beard and dress in red. tell bums they get booze if they comply. make an ar15 lower. don't buy. charge bank with 1000 bums and start killing cashiers until they open the vault. take money scatter into crowd of bums when you run from bank. take loot 5 blocks and hide then come back after heat fucks off after realizsing red bum maniac is a ghost. ez cash

>>34353268
>that vest.

Where to get?

>>34352917
Im gonna go with the "Fuck the world up build".
MG42 as main weapon.
Arbiter grenade launcher as secondary.
Two ammo packs.
All the armor i can get.
Vietnam era American helmet with a card strapped on it.

As for skills, ones that increase my mg damage and armor pen as well as the ones that give me better drills and higher ammo carry.

>>34352924
>>34353017

You're always the first fucking person to go down.

Six turrets.
Two converted enemies
>I don't even shoot my own gun!