H&K meme thread

Why don't you eat a bowl of shit and stick your nuts in a blender first. Post the video and you can have your shit thread.

File: Screenshot_20170624-200325.jpg (232KB, 1440x1054px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 1440x1054px

>2017
>Not open carrying spaceguns

>>34355005

do I see a fucking bayonet on that G11

>>34355036
Ye boi

>>34352821
In the new series of Twin Peaks, during one of the episodes a character is arrested with an MP5 in his trunk. When they show this to the FBI, the entire magazine is inserted backwards.

>>34352821

I swear to God of all the advertising decisions HK made putting those bullets in backwards has to be their best.

>>34352821
Its actually HK's special backloading edition. Through the power of kraut space magic, the bullets are flipped 360 degrees, then an additional process flips them 90, and finally a third process completes another 60. A special loading ramp allows the rest of the rotation to complete into the chamber.

>>34352821
>heckle my cock

>>34355036

it was included with the special pre-order version which also include the season pass grenade

File: IMG_2849.jpg (1MB, 3724x2096px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3724x2096px

>>34352821
That's how you load your magazines, it's superior German engineering