How /k/ are you?

>>34351122
I have an incurable fetish for cute girls wearing full gear
I want to fuck my guns

I trick people into buying 10mm handguns and .308 battle rifles.
I masturbate to gay furry porn unironically for the plot.
I own a pair of striped panties one size too small.
And most importantly of all, I don't own a single fucking gun.

>>34351122
I shitpost on the internet all day and don't actually have any guns.

i went innawoods wearing only my M10 and nothing else while jizzing in my yugo sks

>>34351168
Not the hero we deserve, but the one that we need.

I massage my dick and balls with the buttstock of my AK until I'm about to ajaculate, then I run into the bathroom and finish.

I'm fucking /k/ as fuck.

>>34351122
I once chased off a gas siphoner wearing nothing but an ALICE chest rig and a steel pot

>>34351122
I actively search for threads about things I don't like or threads with people discussing things I don't like so that I can shitpost their thread or discussion into oblivion.

>>34351122
I feel like i'm pretty /k/ but I don't give a shit about weeb cartoons.

I can masturbate to gunshots, this also shows how Amerifat I am as well

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>>34351122
I don't own a single knife or firearm, am neither American/Chinese/Russian and still have very strong opinions on all the above.

That's how /k/ I am.

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>>34351165

>>34351165
as accurate as it gets

>>34351122
who is this qt?

>>34351147
we all do, anon, we all do...

I'm a corporal in the 1st army reserves company of the republic of Guatemala
i'd say i'm about 62% /k/

>>34351122
I just finished a 195 pages thesis on medieval warfare.

>>34351168
>>34351604

There are truly /k/.

>>34351122

I'm Canadian so, not only do I constantly mention that fact every time I post, but I constantly bitch about our shitty gun laws, constantly bitch about not being able to own XYZ firearm and constantly remind Americans that we still have (relatively) cheap Russian milsurp even though our SKS mags have to be fucked to 5 rounds.

>>34352528
How are the roving machete gangs today, corporal?

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>>34351122

I visited this place religiously while ZimZam was on trial. Bought a nugget and a hi-point. Went to the range twice. It took me six months to pay off the credit card debt.

I have done precisely nothing gun-related since then except shitpost here.

>>34352985
chimping the good chimpout, as per usual

The ethereum market has caused me great vexation as of late. Other than that, ok i guess

>>34353224
How much of your portfolio is dedicated to cryptocurrency bullshit? You should be mocked depending on the answer.

>>34351122
I don't own any guns

i don't own a gun

>>34351147
>>34352509
Have you guys not opened the bolt on your rifles and inserted your dick? You run the risk of getting carbon, clp, or cosmoline in your dickhole, but it's deeply erotic

I live in Europe and i conceal carry a pocket knife. I go through migrant areas calling blacks niggers in hopes of getting attacked but it never happens.

Most of the time they just look confused.

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>>34351122
How /k/ am I? How /k/ am I?!

I've been posting here for 8 years, arguing over the superiority and inferiority of rounds, firearms and manufacturers, as if I'm an expert
and the first time I fired a gun in my life was last November..

I fondle my rifles while watching war movies.

>>34352528
Where you the anon who needed to make a bunch of wood dummy rifles for training your men?

>>34351122
I slept with my AK for four years.
I only stopped because I downsized my bed and literally couldn't fit both me and the gun in it.

Now I sleep with her leaning against the night stand, my hand on her wonderful wooden foregrip.
I have CC'd a Webley Mk VI, a Tokerev, and a Jericho 941, all for shits and giggles with a little bit of weabooism in there.

I have talked people down from bubbaing a Finnish Nugget, and that is one of my proudest achievements.

I watch forgotten weapons videos more than once a vid, and more than twice if I own said firearm.
My second proudest achievement is that I worked on a firearm that Ian has yet to feature in one of his vids. A Friend had me fix up his Mann .25 (the less common version with the decentralized grip screws)
I didn't manage to fabricate a new extractor/ejector, but I did manage to fix the trigger reset.

I haven't spent a dollar that wasn't already accounted for by bills on anything but ammunition or firearm parts since I've gotten a job. Granted this is only three months, buuuuut. Still, that's a thing.

I also bought a nugget.
In 2017.
For $189.

>>34351122

I own a Flecktarn Parka, SADF chest rig, an SKS, Mosin, AK and AR and I masturbate too much.

Is that /k/ enough?

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>>34351122
>Into guns, military history, weebshit
>Despite being fascinated by military shit am too much of a coward to join [spoiler]and my county's military is garbage[/spoiler]
>Would love to go to a range and fire [spoiler]A proper blackpowder muzzleloader[/spoiler] plus any other guns available
>Live in a cucked no-guns country

God help me

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>>34355505
And i can't even spoiler properly , even tho i used Ctrl+S. Jesus fucking christ what a mess

>>34355532
No spoilers on /k/ m8, you're fine.

>>34351122

Last week after rent I had the choice of food or ammo to go shooting.

I'm hungry.

Inb4 go hunting, urban hunting is illegal

>>34353005
lea can get the dick

>>34351122
>both crying
>shameful chinese cartoon girl soldiers

>>34352528
Were you the guy who kept making jew jokes, so everyone else in your unit thought you were a wierdo

>>34355423
>I slept with my AK for four years.
Used to do this with my guitar.

>>34351122
I'm okay.

>Never buy a jacket with less than four pockets
>All are prefilled with medical and EDC, just grab and go
>One is a M40 style tropical Heer tunic

>Greyman bag in car with complete change of nondescript clothing, gas mask, medical kit, water, and tools

>2 hangers in closet
>One with battledress, pockets on jacket and trousers preloaded with gear. Sleeve rolled already due to hot weather, will unroll when it gets cold
>Other is actually several hangers put together holding Go bag with enough supplies to last a month or more, so long as I conserve/scavenge ammo, water, and food.

>Fucked Bag. Has enough explosives and rigging to level a city block. Can be attached to Greyman and Go bags, or taken separate.

Also have paranoia which leads to booby trapping, avoiding crowds, excessive scrutiny and carrying anything I even think I will need concealed on my person in 3-20lbs of EDC.

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I'm noguns and come here frequently.

>>34357486
Wood and metal can be comfy if you spoon with it just right.

I'm a normy. I'm diet lite /k/. I wish my gf would leave so I could sleep with my kit on and not feel self conscious.

I accidentally shot my dad's propane tank once, and I sealed it up with some aluminum aircraft tape he had lying around. It's been ten years and he still hasn't noticed.

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>>34351122
>be autistic
>have no guns
>be stocked up on various 12 gauge and .22lr ammo because of Commiefornia's stupid upcoming ammo laws

I would carry a p90 if the law allowed it 24/7.

>>34351122
Im noguns living in new cuck city but have been browsing for 3 years. Save me pls.

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>>34351122

Father took me to an outdoor range during my childhood. He wanted me familiar in case I ever really needed to use one. We had a few around the house just for security. I myself now have some for the same reason at my own home. Only have a couple rifles and few handguns. More of a /v/ fag. Only check out /k/ occasionally just to keep in some kind of touch with the culture.

>>34351122
I am a noguns fag, so I just pretend I have a gun if I hear a bump in the night. The other night I mimed a Mossberg 500, and a Glock 19/CZ 858 combo the other.

>>34351122
fuck off fag

>>34351122
was watching some music video on Youtube the other day, stopped watching it when it showed an AK jamming because it was laying in some dirt

I'm an underage european nogunz and I give people on /k/ advice that I just came up with

>>34351122

Moderately.

Hear my sins Padré
> only own poorfag guns
> WASR with OD Zhukov furniture, Ruger P95, Benelli Supernova pump 12ga
> unabashed slavaboo
> wear ushanka and telnyashka regularly
> poorfag gear only, Condor battle belt with H harness and all cheapshit pouches
> full outfit in ATACS FG and a full repro of Vietnam GI uniform cause OD green gets me dick hard
> turned my anti funs hippie gf into a pro funs hippie who owns an AR and an M&P Shield
> now she has the same poorfag gear as me
> I suit up in all my kit and watch war docs and then sit on my porch and smoke cigs and drink cheap rum

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Every firearm I own I purchased for less than $1000.

>>34355505
What country?

>>34357603
>Illegal explosives
Do you have a dog?

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>>34351122
1/2

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>>34359329
2/2

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>>34351122
Suicidal no joke I have been taking medication properly drinking habit sadly my grandmother died June 7 were cleanup the house , my
7yr nephew comes up to me shows (pic
Related) so like MINE every knows I'm /k/ as fuck. Don't wanna
Fuck and it up being a 2 bit wanna
Be dreadnaught.

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>>34359451
I haven't*

I own an fn ar15 and a gen 4 glock17 but have never shot a gun

>>34359522
How the fuck, I can't even....

>>34359329
>>34359335
why do you like the tele-tubbies so much?
no bully, I'm just curious

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>>34359597
I am the Prince of Teletubbyland

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>>34351122
>yurofag
>know a lot about guns even though i don't own any
>know a fair bit of battalion-level and under organization of different armies from playing wargames like steel panthers and combat mission
>obsessed with ww2 and cold war

I was also practically obsessed with the thoughts of historical wars fought by animu girls. Tried to put them into drawings, but then I realized I wasn't gud enough, and lazy.
So I'm trying to git gud at drawing before I can do something big.
I feel conflicted however as to how it should be depicted. Maybe a light-hearted nod at modern wars, or something more serious? I keep forgetting just how gritty war is until I watch a good war film.

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>>34351122
I'm masturbating to scp-862, because I don't want to leave my bed. Because the floor is cover in guns and tactical shit and I will have to clean it soon.

>>34359451
Cool.

>>34359609
a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>34359324
No. Lost him and the explosives, that I totally did not have actually, in a boating accident.