How can I make a taco a killing machine?

>>34350115
Poison it.

>>34350115
Buy it from taco bell.

>>34350115
Give it a gun.

Extra hot sauce and beans.

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>>34350115
Put mags into it.

Sure, throw ricin in the cheese bin.

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>>34350115
Accelerate it to a small fraction of c.

>>34350115
threaten to deport it

Make a "hard" taco shell that can splinter into sharp pieces, and get stuck in people's mouths and throats.


...Oh wait.

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Starve it.
Miseducate it.
Fill its mind with greed with corridos that are pretty much gangsta rap with a polka beat.
Promise a quick buck.