Retarded myths and fuddlore

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>>34348860
>Hasn't shot enough to know that it's true

Do you really not know that different powders burn at different rates and some powders do not completely consume their reactants due to loose tolerances on stochiometry? Pro tip: cheapshit ammo leaves more powder fouling because not all of it burns.

.45acp has stopping power and
It is called stopping power because the bullet literally pushes the human target back a little bit.

>>34348860
>.22's bounce around skulls

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>STOPPIN POWAH
>Muh Garand ping
>The first M16's were made by Mattel
>You can't use Russian-made ammo in 'Murican guns
>AR's are jam-o-matic
>AK's are unbreakable and never jam
>.22 bounces around inside the target's body
>The 2nd Amendment is only about hunting rifles
>YOU DON'T NEED X!
Did I miss anything?

>>34348898
I know some powders are dirtier than others, but I don't think it's because they burn incompletely. Conservation of mass says that whatever isn't converted into gas is going to remain solid.
>>34348907
>.45acp has stopping power and
It has more stopping power than, say, a 38 special.
>>34348945
>AR's are jam-o-matic
But that's true. I've seen many of them jam.
>>34348945
>YOU DON'T NEED X!
In many cases, you don't. That statement may be irrelevant, but it is still true.

>>34348860
>I use a mak for cc!

no you don't faggots.

>>34348897
>>34348898
The amount of difference in soot on your gun, between shooting Federal or Speer ammo and something like Remington green box or Winchester white box, which I've had many a fudd swear up and down was too dirty to shoot, is so minor, if there even is a difference, that you'd never notice it if you shoot more than a single magazine through your gun.

>>34348983
I don't, I use a CZ-82.
But my mother CCs a Makarov and is quite fond of it.

>>34348971
Any gun can jam, but a quality AR kept in good repair will shoot just as reliably as any other quality rifle.

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>>34348860
>>34348897
saaaaaauuuuucccceeeee

>>34348971
Because some retards don't know how to properly oil and clean an AR.

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>>34349004
saaaaaaaaauuuuuuce

>Polymer frames will melt in the heat and shatter in the cold.
>5.56 was designed to wound, you need at least .308 or better yet .30-06 to kill a man.
>5.56 will blow a durr in half, you need .30-30 or there won't be any meat left.
>Any gun without a manual safety is a ticking time bomb, just learn to use it.
>DA/SA is stupid because you have to waste your time learning two triggers.

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>[HANDGUN WITH FULL LENGTH RAIL] is more accurate than [STRIKER FIRED PISTOL] because it has a full length rail!
>[HANDGUN WITH METAL FRAME] is more accurate than [POLYMER FRAMED PISTOL] because it has a metal frame! (confuses steel with metal and insinuates a Beretta having a steel frame)
>You'll blind yourself if you go past [ARBITRARY NUMBER] of loomins!!!
>shot placement is key so carrying something like .25ACP or 2mm Kolibri is fine!
>a Glock 29 will supplant my lack of shooting ability by being ~1mm larger in diameter!!
>a Glock 29 will not be hard to shoot because it's a 10mm in a subcompact package because I was too retarded to figure out how to carry a compact sized pistol like the G19/G23!
>fiber optics are fragile
>tritium sights are the beez-kneez and lets you shoot in the dark like Splinter Cell
>flashlights are useless and will only reveal your position

The last two points always get me laffin. People get way too ninja about shit.

>>34349010
And some don't have anti tilt followers in their cheap Vietnam era surplus mags.

>>34348860
There is harm in have more the 3x powered scope when shooting at 100yd.

>"I just feel more comfortable with a carry gun in [insert caliber] even though I have no clue what I'm talking about."
>"I was on a hiking trip in bear country and I didn't see or shoot at a single bear, but I felt [adequately protected]/[very undergunned]."

Your fuckin feelings do not trump facts. Goddamn, why is the internet so full of assholes.

>>34348860
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34349022
>[handgun with fixed barrel] is more accurate than [handgun with tilting barrel] because it just makes sense that it would be!

>>34348995
>kept in good repair
Keeping an AR in good repair is much more demanding than doing the same for other rifles.
>>34349010
That is not an excuse. A gun should be designed to function even when dirty.

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>>34349035
>implying you aren't too stupid to use the native 4chan extension
Fuck off and die, newshit.

>>34349046
>clean and lubricate
WOW SO HARD.

>>34349046
Most AR's can take dirt fairly well unless they're cheap entry level ones.

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>AK has horrendous accuracy but never ever jams or malfunctions

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>>34348983

I do, what is your reason not to? It's not the only thing I carry but it's what I'm carrying today.

>>34348971
>>34348945
I've carried and used many M16A2's all of which were poorly cared for over used and beat to shit. I've only had one out of say the 8 I've used actually jam and we swapped the bolt in it and it was flawless (Do note this is also the same riffle I used on my deployment and I'm glad I didn't need to use it because it was the most beat up out of all the ones I've ever been issued) Mostly carried my 9mm

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>>34349054
im too lazy 4 reversing
saaaaaauuce?

>>34349102
The first M16A1's were issued without cleaning kits and the troops using them believed the rifles were some space age self cleaning technological marvel. Also they might have been issued with crappy ammo too but both those problems were corrected a couple years later.

I guess that's how the AR platforms bad reputation got started even if it's all bullshit now.

>>34349022

flashlights aren't useless, but they 100% do reveal your position

>>34348987
Maybe federal vs speer, but blazer 9mm vs Sig 9mm is like the difference between the isolated clean room in a biological weapons laboratory vs a designated shitting street in India.

tl;dr: git out.

>>34349119
>>The first M16A1's were issued without cleaning kits and the troops using them believed the rifles were some space age self cleaning technological marvel.
This is a thread for laughing at fuddlore, not espousing it.

>>34349131
You realize Blazer is made by Speer, right? Who am I kidding? Of course you don't. Fucking dumbass.

>>34349119

There are people on /k/ right now who insist the AR doesn't ever need to be cleaned.

>>34349135
From Wikipedia:
>"In March 1965, the Army began to issue the XM16E1 to infantry units. However, the rifle was initially delivered without adequate cleaning kits or instructions because Colt had claimed the M16 was self-cleaning. As a result, reports of stoppages in combat began to surface. The most severe problem, was known as "failure to extract"—the spent cartridge case remained lodged in the chamber after the rifle was fired. Documented accounts of dead U.S. troops found next to disassembled rifles eventually led to a Congressional investigation"

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>>34349032
>people who carry extremely concealable yet unshootable guns smack talking people who shoot well and are able to carry a compact or fullsize gun that is chambered in something that isn't .380
>they tout the 3 yards 3 seconds in 3 yards adage despite not being able to get 3 effective hits in under three seconds in 3 yards
>they can't even get a 2 second draw

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>>34349129
>flashlights aren't useless, but they 100% do reveal your position

Holy shit.
>shooting your gun reveals your position
>wearing conventional clothes and not active stealth camoflauge reveals your position
>not walking like a ninja reveals your position
>the majority of public areas have enough light to enable you to see around your area, a violent attacker waiting in ambush will be able to see you walking around

And the biggest one, wait for it...
>the star located in the center of our solar system emits rays of light that negate darkness, making you visible in daylight as you go about your day
>this event known as daytime occurs every day
>violent attackers that would otherwise assault you are able to see you in these specific time periods

Again, people get way too ninja about this shit. You including.

>>34349218
does your mom know you suck dicks?

>>34349327
Not him, but you should stop eating dessert at 2am then you fat fuck

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>>34349218
natural visibility VS making yourself light up like a fucking christmas tree with your retarded 99999999 lumen flashlight

>>34349397
I'm posting on a phone. They autocorrected. Get over yourself goof.

>>34349218
Nobody here is claiming it breaks stealth mode or something you gay retard.
A fucking light is easier to spot than a silhouette.
How does this escape you?
You're just taking the other extreme end of the logic.
It's called a TRADEOFF
Btw
Why the fuck would you have a flashlight on in daylight?
ND yourself

>>34349424
Never.

>>34349401
How the fuck can your target see fucking anything when you have flash blinded him with 1500 lumens of target identifying justice? Go to any store and ask to see a light at 1000 lumen and shine it in your fucking eyeball
>but what about DURING THE DAY WHEN THAT MUCH LIGHT WONT BLIND THEM
then why do you need your light on, you dumb nigger?

>>34349470
>How the fuck can your target see fucking anything when you have flash blinded him with 1500 lumens of target identifying justice?
Oh i don't fucking know, maybe if you point it at the wrong direction instead of the target's position?
Still, either way he'll magdump at the giant puddle of light

>>34349478
>shining the flashlight in the wrong direction
>not knowing the difference between your garbage can's silhouette and fucking Jamal.
>firing at the "puddle of light" while his entire vision is just washed out white and floating colors
Again, please flash yourself with a 1000 lumen light. Bonus points for doing it in the dark. There is no "center of the pool of light". It's not grand dad's D cell mag light, it will literally blind you.

>>34349485
>>not knowing the difference between your garbage can's silhouette and fucking Jamal.
in that case then fucking shoot jamal if you're able to know his fucking silhouette easily you retarded malnourished negro

>>34348860
>claiming there's no such thing as garbage ammo that accelerates fouling of the weapon
Are you that same 'tard who said break in periods for boots were a meme and ended up with trench foot?

ITT

A nigger ruins it

>>34349489
>anon correctly identifies the difference between a person and an inanimate object
>assumes it's Jamal stealing his TV
>shoots him dead
>it's actually Tyrone, anon's son's mom's buck
>Tyrone got the dates confused as to when anon would be on his business trip
>anon does 20 years, his son gets a new uncle Paco.

>>34349218
>actively emitting light
>waving around active light emitter
>does not reveal that someone is there
Are you actually retarded?

>>34349019
> DA/SA
Thank you. Every time I go shooting I make sure I do a couple mags of double taps decocking in between and I always start a new mag decocked. It's not that hard.

>>34348945
What's wrong with garand ping?

>>34349529
He probably means the "the ping alerted the enemy that the soldier just ran dry!" thing

>>34349218
Eat a bowl of fuck.

>>34349536
Sounds like CoD shit

>>34349529
>Axis troops listened for the pinging of an empty Garand in a battlefield full of automatic weapons and artillery going off
War is loud, the ping that the M1 made is a lot quieter.

>>34349327
>>34349401
>>34349478
I don't think you have ever had a defensive flashlight pointed in your face in a well lit room let alone while your eyes are adjusted to knight vision. That shits so fucking painfully blinding that the image burned into your retina leaves you half blind several minutes after you've had it in your face

>>34348860
>>34349054
Aaaawwww!
I want one for my cellar <3

>>34349218
>Oh gosh I can't imagine why sombody would bother hiding at night when daytime exists.

>>34348860
who is this semen demon

>>34349059
It is when you have to do it after every three rounds.
>>34349062
Take an AR and any other rifle. Fire them both until one jams. The AR will jam first.
>>34349069
I don't know if the rifle itself is inaccurate or just its pisspoor sight radius.
>>34349514
>I always start a new mag decocked
What the fuck is wrong with you?>>34349019
>DA/SA is stupid because you have to waste your time learning two triggers
These are the truest words ever spoken. I want these words chiseled into my tombstone. Double action is the stupidest invention of all history.

>>34348987
U R FNG

>>34349143
I stand by my post

>shoot more fag

>>34348928
>.22 subsonic does this...

>>34348897
Tulammo...

>>34349191
THIS.

>>34349099
What holster is that?

>>34349069
Yeah, my WASR had horrendous accuracy and it jammed all the time...

>>34348860

way too dirty?
you open it from the manufacturer and there is dirt on the cartridges?

>>34349327
Burger
Dessert

Ah' no mah Icecream gon don an melted

>>34350031
I've gone without cleaning my m&p15 (first gen) for ~1200 rounds. Never had any malfunctions of any kind. The only reason I even did a cleaning is because after a range trip my friend wanted me to show him how to clean a ar because he just bought one. Mine could've kept going just fine.
And yes it eats through steel cased perfectly fine

>if you put detachable mags in your sks it will jam non stop

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>.223 doesn't have enough power to drop a deer

>>34348860
Seriously though who is that

>>34348860
Remington Thunderbolt 22lr. Case closed.

>>34350459
oh my god this.

>>34349022
>not using night sights
Come on now.
Also the G29 is fine if you don't have bitchwrists

>>34349983
>>34350430
alexandra gaier

>>34349043
They are though.

>>34350518
danks man

>>34349102
a pogue in it natural environment, astounding.

>>34348860
Well, fucking yes, that's a thing.

>Romanian surplus 7.92x57mm; reeks of piss when fired and leaves sticky residue in your bore
>military surplus 7.62x54mmR and 5.45x39mm uses corrosive primers, if your bore isn't chromed then you should rinse it out after every shooting session
>MagTech brand ammo, sooty as fuck, and in fact it is worse in Brazil, where the available domestic ammo is somehow dirtier and smokier
>Fiocchi brand .455 Webley, uses a small primer to save money, this primer isn't strong enough to properly ignite all the powder so you get an obscene amount of unburnt powder in your gun shooting this shit, you can't even get good use of the casings either because of the small primer pockets

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>>34350518
We need to lift russian import bans, I need one of these.

>>34349054
Seriously though, sauce?

>>34348971
>but I don't think it's because they burn incompletely
Absolutely a thing, again, Fiocchi .455

>stopping power
Buzzword.

>AR jam
Wow, you're more likely to see the most popular rifle in America suffer malfunctions, gee, Glocks must explode too.

>>34348983
Don't see why not, it's like a PPK that doesn't suck.

>>34350625 see
>>34350518

>>34349043
That is 100% true though.

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>>34349218
>Being this retarded

>>34348971
You are a high quality troll, good for you.

>>34350684
Not necessarily. A barrel that moves less is more conducive to accuracy but that doesnt automatically make guns with fixed barrels more accurate.

>>34349563
>play Wwii themed cod
>can barely hear ping during games
>even if you hear it you'll ignore it since literally any faction can use any weapon in multiplayer

Even fiction and media tell those ping haters how they're just gawking at nothing

>>34349191
I carry a Glock 19 as well, but when I carry my LCP I certainly wouldn't feel that undergunned unless maybe I found myself in something like an active shooter situation. For a single aggressor I think I'd be good, I actually shoot the LCP surprisingly well out to 7-10 yards and it's very quick out of the holster.

>>34349119
>The first M16A1's were issued without cleaning kits and the troops using them believed the rifles were some space age self cleaning technological marvel
>M16A1s
I've always found it amusing that the fuddlore/myth threads on /k/ will without fail devolve into people shitting out fuddlore/myths.

>>34349022
I like that flashlight argument, it's always a good one, I always offer to take a friend around at night to hammer some midnight secret shooting type targets innawoods.

They always realize they're wrong and I get to shoot at night

>>34349119
The M16A1 was the first one to be issued a cleaning kit you fucking mongtard (along with instructions), and for that matter the bore and chamber is chromed.

>>34349150
I wouldn't say never, but you can seriously just cake the thing in lube and let the inside of the bolt carrier look like Pompeii and it'll not fail to cycle.

You really don't need to clean it more than most rifles.

>>34350031
DA/SA is perfectly fine if you aren't a faggot, if you can't manage a DA pull you probably shouldn't use handguns.

>>34350303
yes but not a few dozen times before exiting like fuddlore states.

>>34349634
Imagine my surprise when it's not pointed directly at me? He points in the wrong direction? Wow that's never happened before omg how could that have ever happened. Now he is still bright as fuck and im still a shadow.

Sometimes I'll write entire posts the delete them because people are too stupid to learn.
Should do it this time

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>>34348860
>happily shits his gun up with lacquer and mountains of garbage primer seals

>>34350592
Im 11 series and ive used M16A2 along side M4s and M4A1s in training with blanks and have had zero malfunctions. The malfunctions ive seen were due to BFA's being loose.

>>34348971
>But that's true. I've seen many of them jam.
Shoot more and you'll see there isn't a gun on earth immune to issues. I've seen Glocks jam, I've seen 1911's jam and yes, I've seen AR's jam. Any machine can have mechanical issues, that's just life.

You dont actually need to hit someone with a 50BMG, just get close and the shock wave will tear their arm off.

>>34349135

Your ignorance regarding history is showing. Oh I am laffin

Seriously faggit its good and fun to know the history of guns and their development, a third side of fun for the hobby besides shooting and cleaning them. Now run along and kys.

>>34349143
Blazer is manufactured by CCI. Speer is aswell.

>>34349485
HEY RETARD, you can keep intentionally acting stupid to avoid the issue but the fact is that if you are close enough to the intruder that you can flash your light and know that you're going to light him in the face then you should have just shot him.

The issue is jamal seeing a beam of light coming down the stairs lighting up everything at the base, "dis cracka up da stais.", or while he's jacking your big screen in the living room he notices the end of the hallway is lighting up, "aw shit der dat honky, gon get muh reparations"

>>34348860
Is that a trap?

>There is a "Break In" period for boots
>The Glock isn't a reliable handgun
>The 1911 is a reliable handgun
>Vz58 is an AK
>45-70 is superior to .308 for hunting

>>34348971
>But that's true. I've seen many of them jam.

Ur so experienced

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>>34350031

>>34350031
>It is when you have to do it after every three rounds.
>Take an AR and any other rifle. Fire them both until one jams. The AR will jam first.

Could you spout any more baseless memes

>>34351818
Oh, you mean like a rubber ball? Yeah that dosent happen, but a .22sub in the head WILL NOT EXIT the skull.

>>34348860
I'm primarily an indoor shooter due to lack of ranges, and certain cheap ammos will put out a brown cloud of crap whenever I shoot them. Even my targets will be covered in crud, it's fucking nasty. I'll avoid those manufactures mostly out of respect to the shooters around me.

>>34349099

>£5 note

Are you in the UK? If so how the hell do you carry that?

>>34352691
>Boot break in period
Sure buddy, wear boots that ain't broke in.

>>34352691
Vz-58s are better than AKs though. Just not as much aftermarket shit.

>>34352851
yeah, some fudd at the range was telling me how the KGB used .22's for assassinations because they bounced around inside skulls like a beach ball.

Can any oldfags confirm the ".22 bounces in the skull" is in fact an old fudd meme? I first heard that line in "the zombie survival guide", and that came out in mid 2000s.

>>34349509
It's meant for target aquasition. Shine for a split second to see what you'll be shooting at. 80% of the time none of you will need to use it seriously, but when you need a light and you don't have one, you're fucked.

The alternative is shooting blindly into the dark. You literally cannot shoot a target without acquiring its shape and position

>>34349022
I don't give a fuck what Glock says, the G29 isn't a sub-compact even if they cut a little off the grip so that you HAVE to us a pinky extension

>>34353341

I carry it with no issue and don't use the extension. I have pretty big hands but only use my middle and ring finger for grip on any of my guns. There is really no point in grabbing tight with your pinky.

>>34348860
>muh holla pointz

>>34353019

it's very old

zombie survival guide is a collection of dopey shit like that

>>34350534
>>34350684
If the rifling of your fixed barrel handgun is inferior to the rifling of a tilting barrel handgun with solid lockup, it would be entirely possible for the opposite to be true.

>>34350621
I'm not talking about surplus. I'm talking about two brands of ammo made in the First World that you can find in a store. Federal vs. Remington green box, for example.

>>34349579
Ive heard stories of allies droppind wmpty casings to simulate the ping and get the enemy to jump out.

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Wouldn't shooting dirty ammo not matter if you weren't a fucking filthy third world nigger and actually clean your gun after you use it?

>>34349156
>wikipedia

>>34353752
Yes

>>34352947
I thought the KGB used suppressed subsonic .22s for assassinations because of how quiet they can be?

>>34353752
You've never shot dirty 22lr, I'm guessing. Or you're the kind of guy that thinks 50 rounds is enough for a range trip.

It's really no fun when a gun has to be cleaned and disassembled mid range trip.

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>>34348860
>Legends or myth?
>people with red hair don't have souls

>>34353994
I've never shot dirty 22lr and the only "dirty" ammo I shoot is MFS steel cased 54r and that's only a box of 20 rounds for a range trip, so you're right.

>racking the slide is a deterrent

>>34348987
if only that were true, anon.
my beretta 92 of all pistols just does not like winchester white box.

>>34352882
Did you get >>34349099 v&?

>>34348860
>traps aren't gay

>>34350031
>Take an AR and any other rifle. Fire them both until one jams. The AR will jam first.

>InRangeMudTest.mkv

>>34348860
>the rifling on foster slugs dusnt make them spin

>>34348897
This. The difference between hand loads and Tulammo for example is so great it's almost funny. And I say this as someone who uses Tulammo.

>>34355174
I'll note that. Never shot it but if you're 92 doesn't like it than my 92FS wont either.

>>34350518
god bless you anon

>>34348860
CALIFORNIA HAS COMMON SENSE GUN LAWS

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>>34352691
>what is this?
>1910's?

>>34349156
>colt making claims about a rifle it didn't even design

>>34348945
Second amendment is about a well regulated militia and you have 0 constitutional right to a firearm for self defense

>>34359237
>TFW you are the Reserve Militia and don't give a fuck

>>34359237
We have a winner

>>34359237
A militia defends its country, therefore defending itself, so self defense is protected by the Constitution

>>34350971
I also rock the G19 LCP combo, but I only carry the LCP if I absolutely have to. If I want to step into walgreens or dunkin donuts before I'm dressed and still have gym shorts on, if I'm at the gym, or I need to deep conceal (don't have a job like that) When I'm ready for the day, on my bike and especially if I'm going through the hood, I keep the Glock 19 on me.

.380 will kill for sure, but will it stop? I'm not so sure. The LCP and all .380 pocket pistols are "better than nothing" guns, and that's it. Not great for primary carry.

>>34349010
I put 10,000ish rounds through an ar without cleaning it.and oil in an Ar is borderline retarded. just collects dust and bullshit

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>>34350518
Holy fug she's purdy.

>>34359460
Oh hello Mr. Fantastic, didn't know you posted on 4chan.

>"shotguns are illegal to use in a war scenario on account of the Genoa conversations"

>>34348860
ITT: a bunch of tacticool mallninja wannabe no-gunz spew shit they think fudds say when they've never met a fudd or been to a gun show or gun shop or gun range

neck yourself, you fucking cretin.

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>>34348860
>Traps cant get pregnant

>>34354092
>just get a shotgun and pump it to scare them off
Literally "just let them take what they want" levels of dumb

>>34360426
Why would I kiss myself? I'm straight.

>>34351107
da/say is a solution in search of a problem.
Do what you want though, no skin off my ass.

>>34353955
I know mossad operatives use suppressed .22 and they fuck shit up.

>>34351829
>People using tools wrong negates their usefulness
No shit?

>>34352534
>I don't know how to use a weapon mounted light to ID targets: The Post

>>34360426
But I've literally heard this stuff at gun shows and shops.

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>>34348860
>the desktop

>>34349043
My p230 is stupid accurate, so it's my carry gun. Only handgun I've shot that was this accurate was a High-Standard .22 target pistol.

>>34349131
I think you mean Wolf.

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Remmington 38s dirty up my GP100 like no tomorrow. I used 200 110g rounds and it did this soo

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>>34360981
Usually federal .357 does this after 250-350 rounds in a single sitting. I found there 158g rounds work the best for a clean shot
Also, here is it cleaned

>>34353445
True, but there are very few fixed barrel handguns and the vast majority of them are very accurate. I guess some Bersas aren't, but those things have aluminum fucking feed ramps anyways.

>>34360487
>Naomi
>Trap

Pick one

>>34349579
>Be GI, oper8ing innafrance
>get ambushed by krauts, lay down suppressing fire with my garand
>squeeze off 8 rounds, en bloc ejects loudly
>"HANS! DAS PINGEN!"
>two obese german men in lederhosen stumble out from behind a wall and hose me down with their MP40s
>lol9mm.jpeg
>they realise that the rounds have no effect on my powerful american body
>in desperation, they begin to pelt me with pretzels and handmade cuckoo clocks
>whip out my 1911 and fire off two rounds
>first kraut is hit directly, instantly transformed into a fine pink mist
>miss second wehraboo by a few inches, .45 impacts the ground and forms a 30 foot deep crater that he falls into, breaking his neck
>his forehead splits open and a bald eagle hops out
>salutes me and screeches the national anthem, then transforms into a congressional medal of honor
>adolph hitler crawls out from under a rock and lies prostrate at my feet, lamenting the fact that germany has been singlehandedly defeated by america twice in a row
>in the distance, a sherman tank fires one single round, destroying a column of Tiger IIs

>>34349022
>G19
>compact
It's barely smaller than the G17
It would be better described as a medium sized pistol

>>34349150
im pushing 500 rounds since i last cleaned mine. im seeing how long it takes. every couple hundred or so i put some red high temp bearing grease on the war parts of the BCG, and put 4 or 6 drops of oil on the gas rings [through the vent holes in bcg]. oh btw this rifle has gone 3k rounds without a SINGLE malfunction... and its a budget build.

>>34360487
Source?

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>>34361039
Dog bless :DDDDD

>>34349634
You need to upgrade your knight mission.

>>34362302
>get some intensifies.gif

>>34358217
I remember this thread. I made this cap. This has been my one solid contribution to /k/ in four years of lurking and posting. Thank you, anon.

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>>34349529
1. It's no where near as loud as gun fire that would be accompanying it.

2. Just because one soldier is out of ammo, doesn't mean the other 11 guys he's with are. On the off chance you hear a ping and stick your head out with glee to shoot an American, you would find a new hole in your head because the guy carrying the BAR put one there. Talking your guns is key to maintaining a constant rate of fire.

>>34360487
What's the sauce boss?

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>>34364818
Google: "best guess for this image, 'Line Art' "

>>34348860
>it's way too dirty

Dat white box tho

>>34348860
Shoot Remington 12 gauge 00 buck and then shoot Sellier&Bellot 12 gauge 00 buck. The S&B is considerably dirtier

>>34349501
Why would I be anyone's new uncle?

>>34350403
I killed my first deer with a AR. 5.56 to the head will do the job

>>34365107
Back over the wall with you

>nobody wins a knife fight
>there's no such things as knife fights
>stabbing is the only way to attack and slashing does absolutely nothing

>>34366367
Get on liveleak and watch knifefights or machete street fights. Both parties are lucky to walk away without terrible, bleeding wounds.

>>34353651
This. King of murrican dubbya dubbya two lore.

>>34348983
Yes I do

>>34366384
And there are videos of the opposite happening as well.

Blades are scary, but people have overdramaticized them to the point where they think if a knife is brought out and you don't have a gun, you're basically dead.

>>34366384
watch a fight were they each have weapons, both parties are lucky to walk away without terrible, bleeding wounds.

>>34353086
>aquasition
fuck does this have to do with water
>The alternative is shooting blindly into the dark
what happened to the mystery ambient light and solar system spotlight that makes everything else identify you instantly?
your insistence to take the argument to extremes only made you look like an idiot

>>34361039
Someone needs to animate this.