What a joke this """plane""" is.
>The Marine Corps on Thursday grounded its F-35B Joint Strike Fighters in Arizona after discovering glitches in the jets’ computerized logistics system.
>The decision to temporarily suspend operations of Marine Fighter Attack Squadron 211 at the Corps’ air station in Yuma stemmed from problems with the Autonomic Logistics Information System, or ALIS, the technological backbone of the F-35B program.
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/military/sd-me-yuma-grounding-20170622-story.html
>>34347068
Oh no! Another issue that will be solved by the end of the week!
let me guess, russians hacked it?
dem pesky ruskies!!
More issues these planes won't have during actual combat? Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>ALIS transmits details about a jet’s mechanical condition to the ground-based computer system, automatically scheduling maintenance for the aircraft and contacting vendors worldwide to stock needed parts.
JUST DO IT NORMALLY YOU LAZY FAGGOTS STOP MAKING UNNECESSARY SYSTEMS THAT JUST MAKE THINGS MORE LIKELY TO GO WRONG
>mfw reading this thread
I am thoroughly entertained, you're a mad lad op
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>>34348550
I love these AirFudd charts. Do you even FMEA?
this is for you OP
>>34347068
>19 replies
>8 posters
nice job getting completely ignored OP
>>34347068
Already resumed flying; the "grounding" was only for 1 day and only because they were the first F-35B unit getting the new ALIS update (which happened to have a minor bug).
>>34348528
This thread is a goldmine, I'm saving some of these
>>34348436
I bet you like filling out papers and standing in line at the DMV too? Fuck you, humans are slow and error-prone. Automate anything possible.
I blame the russians for that
>>34350038
>dat butthurt of a lock-mart shill
stay mad
>>34348297
>aerospace version of herpes
Is this a legitimate slide in some sort of presentation or something some retards on /k/ whipped up in an afternoon?