What is the best sleeping attire for home defense?
Or Is it best to go in the nude? To shock the enemy.
>>34338854
I can't think of any protective clothing comfortable to wear at night besides cut-resistant underwear, but that's some real overkill.
I would suggest wearing *something* on all body parts though. Wearing gear in the nude can be really uncomfortable. Also, should you need to go outside or into a colder room, you better not get too cold.
If you're in a siege-like situation, best keep all your clothes and gear.
If I cover up how can my enemies see my massive throbbing erection?
>>34338854
Don't know if these 'Blast boxers' are legit at all, but I'd rather have those than nothing covering me jacksie when the day of the rope comes and we're all flinging lead and shit at each other for tins of fava beans.
For all-around operating, I would say you want full mobility, comfortable and quick drying boxer shorts on. Not sure why you would choose commando over that - youd be uncomfortable pretty damn quick
>>34340830
t. someone who has never gone commando.
Toughen up your soft, feminine junk and live free from shit stained useless rags.
>>34338854
Having fought a naked man before, I can directly attest to the fact that it will buy you a few valuable seconds of "Dude, what the fuck?"
>>34341360
I have had my dad beat me while he was naked.
Really does add to the "what the fuck" factor of domestic abuse.
>>34341371
>wuh wuh muh obtusive father
kys
nude and covered in bad dragon lube
Nude. We're getting high beam nasty with those fresh new holes.
>>34338854
Bollock-naked home defence is the only acceptable home defence
For further "what the fuck" factor defend your life using only a bollock dagger
>>34341844
look a namefag
>>34338854
>Not doing tactical 360 ball swing into your intruders face knocking him out
>>34341371
>>34341360