Megaregion Wars

>>34334103
Also as a sidenote: just assume all of the grey area is currently uncontrolled and the cities in it are single city states with minimal abilities.

Honesty the gulf and texas would just bro up and dominate the south east and west. New Orleans is a huge port that brings in huge profit. Even if we are just talking about internal affaires, the port still allows for fishing ans transport. Off the coast of the Gulf states there are still large amounts of oil. As sad as it seems, the fuds in this area would be pretty well prepared. I lived in New Orleans for about 2 years after moving from Texas.


If the great lakes are able to overcome the crime problem they could be pretty powerful too, again though are we talking only inside fhe us or what, because they are much more isolated than the gulf.

Also, what about Alaska?

>>34334103
The northeast will burn you all to the ground again I swear to god.

Great lakes would do well. Large amount of people and resources. They'd be pretty much uncontested for control of the Midwest's resources and land. The Appalachians are a good barrier from the Northeast region and the other nearest regions seem like they'd be a lot weaker.

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Northern Nevada would just turn into Afghanistan. people can just live off the land and everyone has ak's or some kind of long distance hunting rifle.
alot of military stuff here too.

>>34334103
Central san Joaquin valley would likely not be allied with the bay area and would likely sabotage water control structures protecting Sacramento from flooding/providing the bay area with fresh water

It's like the difference between North and South Korea at this point

>>34335133
>The northeast will burn you all to the ground...

...with pleas of help us.

>>34335133
Not without the great lake region it won't.

>>34334103
These are just massive cities
If the gray is uncontrolled then they all literally starve to death or cannibalize each other

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>implying we would let dirty ohions in

>>34336700
at least we don't have fucking detroit

Toledo War best day of my life

The entire Southern/Texas region will probably end up destroying itself from infighting.
I'd like to imagine it would be over petty shit like which region's barbeque is best.
Obviously, the Carolinas would come out on top.

>>34336747
You're... Ancient.

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>>34334103
Berta

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>>34334103
>Texans thinking they are different from the rest of the gulf coast fuckwits

>>34334103
Cascadia controls the majority of the Navy's SSBNs, so everyone else can fuck off.

>>34335590
>live off the land
lot of nutrition in that scrub brush?

>>34334103
>Great Lakes
>includes Minnesota's Twin Cities, Indianapolis, Louisville, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, St. Louis and Kansas City

None of those are next to the Great Lakes

Also, why does Arizona get its own Megaregion all to itself??

The great lakes would fuck shit up, they've got a decent industrial base, and theyre posed to go into the breadbasket for all of the sweet sweet food

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>>34337522
it's based on sprawling metro areas, high population zones.

>>34337558
>decent industrial base

not anymore, they're called the Rust Belt for a reason

>>34337580
If they needed to I think that they could reboot it with some effort

>>34334103
This needs to fucking stop, I hate these fucking maps. You know what happens if shit hits the fan in real New England? We shoot anything crossing the border from NY, MA, CT, and RI.

>>34337473
believe it or not the state a many rivers and a few lakes and if you live in their respective greenbelts then you would never be wanting.

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>>34334103
Northeast and Cascadia would have the strongest navies, the CA regions would probably have huge reserves of national guard units to use though

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>>34334103
As per usual, California will do its own thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eknzo2cAVEo

>A fake documentary in Ken Burns' style, the film depicts a fictional war between Fog Town (San Francisco) and Los Angeles (Smog Town), employing over a hundred satirical paintings by Southern California artist Sandow Birk. In a fantastic array of images that ape styles ranging from classic historical paintings to war propaganda posters, Smog depicts the marauding Angeleno army driving up the 5, bent on invasion of Fog Town, as San Franciscan troops counter-attack, negotiating their way through chronic gridlock, hideous minimarts, and porn movie sets.

>Incited by envy of the Getty Center, L.A.'s flashy institution of high culture, the northern armies sack the museum while identically dressed gay men from West Hollywood lead an attack on Fog forces from the backs of their Harleys. More amusing, satirical mayhem unfolds as the elitist, new age, artsy Bohemians battle the sitcom-mongering hordes of vacuous Hollywoodians.

>"Hilarious...A dead-on send-up of historical documentary a la Ken Burns." - San Jose Mercury News

>"Birk's half-terrifying, half-absurd scenarios are eerie reminders of Southern California's ongoing flirtation with apocalypse." - The L.A. Times

>"Forget Baghdad, Think San Francisco!" - The OC Weekly

>>34334103
>Imagine north America split up into these regions on the pic and they all started fighting it out for resources and land.

No.

>>34334103
>Florida
Those slack jawed retards will be too busy frequenting dive bars in sandals with no shirts on to notice that war were declared.
>California
The only two regions shown are ground zero for faggots and liberal know nothings, they aren't a factor
>northeast
Oh cool tweed wearing professor types mixed in with stupid Tom brandy loving Irish stereotypes, they'll stop their campaign once football/school season starts

I don't even know why the Mormons or the idiots in Tucson get to play, really this would be great lakes vs texas/Gulf Coast. The hipsters in Cascadia would wear uniforms because it's kitschy and so out of fashion that it's cute

>great lakes control the food and much of the countries fresh water
>Simply not give anyone else food or water
Ez pz lemon squeezy

>>34336700
To be fair Michigan needs demolished roads with constant construction under him.

And deer

>>34342229
The rest of the country will crumble from the lack of cereal

>Hampton Roads associating with anything above NoVA

No fuck off OP

>>34334103
Large portions of the Mid-West will form an alliance based upon geography, mutual interests and like-minded conservative politics.
We have oilfields, Air Bases, Missile fields, and the grain belt of the country.
We shall come out strong and ahead of most other state where the populations are so divided by special interests and SJWs, they'll never be a unified body of strength

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>>34342455
oops, forgot . pic related

>>34334103
Colorado will crush Utah in a jihad

>>34335133
>The northeast will burn you all to the ground again I swear to god.
bWaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh boy, you're a bunch of useless eunuchs being oppressed into irrelevancy by the communist politicians you so lovingly elect. You ain't gonna do shit.

>>34334103
>Be El Pasofag
>Pray Texas Triangle and fellow Texans unify to beat the living shit out of everyone around us.
>We form the original Republic of Texas
>Fuck up Northern Mexico
>Start taking land back west

>>34342466
>allying with Colorado and New Mexico

No, fuck off

>>34342624
we will annex whatever portions are amenable to out charter.
FYI, annexed states will have there govts mostly dismantled and restructured

the great lakes has sooooooooo muxh crime and a destroyed economy from a once great city to shambles. west coast is shit and irrelivant, the piedmont atlantic controls 2 of the 4 biggest U.S. military bases and the other 2 are in the midwest and the other is in texas. the piedmont also has the mountain range as protection from the north. the other outlying cities are also close enough to the piedmont to just take a 30 minute drive to be within civilization increasing population substantialy.

>>34342624
Several counties in North East Colorado held a vote to try and secede and become their own state known as Northern Colorado with politics similar to that of Nebraska and Wyoming. New Mexico is shit but most of Colorado is good, basically just ignore Denver county and Boulder county and parts of Weld county and the rest of the state is good.

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>>34334103

considering they're all large cities which are full of noguns limp-wristed cucks they will be locked in by the folks immediately outside the limits who are all armed up the ass

there won't be wars, but roving bands of rednecks that occasionally raid the cities for supplies and slaves

>>34334103
Surely it'd all just come down to where y'all keep the military bases.

From picrelated it looks like Cascadia stands the best chance at getting what I can only imagine is some missile base in Montana. If this anon >>34337013 is correct too then I'd say it's gg every body.

Any of y'all got a good map of where the Navy, Marine, Air Force and Army resources hang out?

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>>34342777
Picrelated

>>34334103
cascadia has a full ssbm base

San Francisco is a death trap.

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>>34342474
Fuck no, try again.

>>34342603
>Be El Pasofag
Do your part and liquidate all the La Raza and Azatlan faggots before they try to sell you to mexico.

>>34342966
Trump is already doing that and pretty sure the local military population would happily do so already. La Raza and Azatlan are not a major concern here.

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>>34336700
Fuck off Ohio will rule the world.

Don't want to make a new thread for it, but who would win in a civil war?

is there any alliance of like-minded states that can steamroll the other ones?

Is texas+ the south enough to handle california and new england?

>>34343031
Texas would most likely tell everyone to fuck off and go full turtle mode.

t. Texan.

>>34335552
plus the Great Lakes has some key military bases either within it or adjacent to it, and factories.

>>34335133
Not without our steel mills you won't

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>>34343066

>>34344214
Only transplants and outsiders think that, we been pretty comfy and already had an agenda before Trump came around.

>>34344214
Thats not how California is shaped

>>34342812
>not even hitting the bullseye

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>implying I would fight for Maryland

Please take me as a political prisoner in the south please. I hate this place.

>>34337577
That picture is correct, Phoenix is slowly sprawling farther out into the desert, to the point that it is raising the temperature

>>34342785
this map has been debunked hundreds of times
lurk moar

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>>34337769
Yeah that sounds about right. NH, ME, and VT don't deserve the punishment of being roped in with NY, MA, and such places

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>>34336700

>>34347972
youre only relevant once every 4 years when we let you decide whos president

seems like PA is filling your shoes though

>>34348032
and michigan is relevant...how? As an argument against racial integration?

>>34334103

If the Southeast gets lumped into one, it'd be unstoppable.

>Probably the largest contingent of serious fun enthusiasts

>Deliverance

>Tons of the best gun Youtubers live here

>Very large and significant military bases

>An army of Florida men on bath salts/meth