Post Apocalyptic Alien Invasion

>>34329648
Seduce them.

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>Lizard aliens with mind control powers

Have fun Rambo, I'm out

>>34329648
Skyrim is for the Nords!!!!

>>34329648
I might not be no science fag but isn't a methane and oxygen a dangerous combination

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>>34329648
I don't give a fuck, there are more dangerous species already here: Niggers, sandniggers, chink and all manner of injuns....

>>34329648
That's a job for X-COM

Biowarfare. Cyberwarfare. Neural network drones. Anything other than putting men in front of mindfuckers.

>>34329648
what weapons kek more like what explosives IEDs fight like jihadists basically

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>>34329745
This, reminds me of a joke I once heard

>A Frenchman, An Englishman and an American are in a plane somewhere over the Pacific
>The plane suffers engine damage and plummets, crash lands on an island
>The Frenchman, Englishman and American survive
>As soon as they drag themselves out of the wreckage, a band of cannibals take them captive
>the cannibals take them to the chief in their village
>"Alright then" says the Chief, "As you can see, we're cannibals so here's whats going to happen"
>"We're kill you, eat you and use your skin to make canoes but since I'm a nice cannibal, I'll let you choose how you get to die"
>The Englishmen decides to go first, he asks for a gun
>The cannibals give him a rusty revolver and one bullet
>The Englishman puts the gun to his templs, yells "God save the Queen!" and pulls the trigger
>The Frenchman asks for a sword, the cannibals hand him one
>He screams "Vive La France!" as he plunges the sword into himself
>The American looks at the two bodies being skinned, he looks at the chief and asks for a fork
>Confused, the chief hands him a fork, the American starts to stab himself all over his body
>about 2 hours go on and the American is bleeding profusely and is covered in in little stab marks from the fork
>"Look I know I said you get to choose how to die but why did you have to pick something this slow?" asks the Chief
>"Because..." The American wheezes "FUCK YOUR CANOE"

Be the American guys

>>34329648
Is this the battle of Raqqa that we've been expecting?

>>34329648
i would probably make sure that my DIY mindcontrol helmet HAS A FUCKING CHINSTRAP!

>>34329674
>dying is better than fighting off monsters that AREN'T Eldritch Abominations

Dragon dildo.

>>34329648
Muh dick.

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