ROCK PERFECTION!!!

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>>34326740
Thats a mighty fine rock anon.

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>>34326740
>assault rock
no Ugnak need rock with so many sharp edges !!

Americans died in korea so that you could post this stupid shit. Are you happy?

>>34326790
t. Hooknose

>>34326784
Go away, berry picker!

PREFER NOT ROCK WITH UGLY SHAPE AND SHARP EDGES. RATHER ELEGANT ROCK WITH GRANITE FRAME
OP IS PENIS SEX-ER ONCE AGAIN.

>>34326740
Evil Black Rocks should be banned

Now that chief warrior decided to get cheese rock for all tribal warriors, lot of surplus funghi rocks gonna be on market.
Who excite?

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>>34326816
>berry picker!
you go hunt play with hunter stick
me stay pick berry & shaggity doo all cavewomans

>>34326896
Don't let sabretooth bite your ass when picking berry, berry picker!

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For me it is the Grock 19. Tribe from Alps make best rock. Cave painintig related, is my Grock 34. Kill dark skin tribe warrior no matter how hard you throw spear or atlatl dart. always kill. For arrow I use Grock 43. Also kills anything from darky to bear.

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>>34326824
Time to lay down and go meet ancestors old hunter of bygone summers! We will burry you in cave and you can rest in peace!

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>>34327030
Dis mah Hi-Rock right here.
Many less seashells than Grock brand Grock.

I'm sure there's a Rock Island Armory joke in here somewhere...

>>34327061
Hi rock stays sharp when drop in mud, grock throwers need be watched incase the jump off top of cave.

>>34327078
Hi this Rog here, today at rock island flint cave and I be looking at some of the interesting spears they have today.

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>>34327097
Kooo-arrl and Iaa-nuu go! No hunter care for your stupid "test". You never hunted or went to war. Your opinions worth less than of girl that has not bled yet.

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me rock best rock, can use many ways

>20,000 B.C.
>Still using primitive flint hammer instead superior Striker fire Rock 19

I perfect Rock, sure it may need some after-barter mods but so do all other tools

>>34327148
Why not use to scratch inside of your bottom, male penetrator?

rockposting is my favorite meme desu

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Hey, I find rock that goes bendy-wendy instead of shaky-breaky when I throw it. Then, I just mash it with normal rock until it look right again, and re-throw.

What you guys think?

>>34327232
Go to shaman, you obviously posessed by evil spirit.

>still using hand-axes
You Neanderthals probably don't even ritually bury your dead.

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>Trade many seashells for Rock Rocker because used by sea warrior tribe
>It mosses after a few moons

>>34327257
> Neandu Nuffing failed to maintain his weapon.
> laughing_mastodon.cavepaint

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>>34327251
Oh sure, when Tog do it, it evil spirit. But when you do it for get knob slob by Urhan, it all shiny and good.

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>>34326740
>implying
grock worshipper on self-murder look out if hand would not cause of decease

>>34327867
That nice bottom insert, your male give it to you?

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rock/wood hybrid rock > all rock rock

Why don't you get one of those fancy wonder wood rocks?

>>34327994
that only happen when grock made of basalt new glock made of obsidian

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>>34328431
> get obsidian they said
> old Grocks only shattered because of unsupported basalt they said
> new Grock lifetime warranty they said

Did you not hear about calling them back to Grock cave?

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>>34326790
Billions have died so I could post this picture, what's your point?

>>34327867
Me think they earrings, but you do you.

i thank all, rock have saved life
*water fall from eye*

rate my cave painting

eating plant red
no-eating plant blue
long nose tribe say it not like it is
but it do

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May not be pretty, but me use large blunt rock. Has much weight and hurt cave-raiders a lot. Me may not be able carry it like grock, but much more secure with blunt rock. Cave painting related. Neighbor berrypicker thief tried to take prized shiny rock collection. Chieftan assistants let me keep rock

>>34328629
large blunt 45 finger long rock is too old and slow for protect tribe
9 finger length rock much better, can carry more rock and throw faster

>>34327232
Fake and man humping

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>>34328654
But 45 finger long rock don't need more, if me can fell dark skin with one swing, why would me want more? Blunt rock not slow unless you too weak to swing faster
>Dark skin face when they will never raid me cave
>Me face when 55 finger long rock will never be make

>>34328714
me think you need big rock to make up for small fertilize rod.

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>>34328810
Me think you say that to make you more secure

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>>34328714
>9 Finger Grock can't kill dark skin tribe

I say you never was in battle and never tried. Because this hunter fell many a dark skin with Grock 17.

>me feel when live in rockiforna
>tribe say no rock
Have use cave painting relate to protect kin
Rock ban only make commandment following tribesmen unable to fend off darkskins
Cansters no follow commandment

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*autistic screeching*

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>>34329126
Forget scribbling

>>34329126
rockiforna conquer by long nose tribe in secret many moon ago, come to cave of frog worshipping tribe to hear more

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Old vice chieftain say two boulders enough for cave defense, you no need high capacity pebbles.

>>34329202
Old vice chieftain only has stolen pelts. never killed anything with his own hand, stick or rock.

>>34329137
UUGRGRGHHH!! UUUHHH!! WHY YOU DRAW ORANGE ROCK?!! WHY NO THINK OF CHILDREN?!!

>>34326896
>4000 BC
>monkey-man

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Come here El Capitano! Savages! Perhaps they hold treasure

>>34326740
>Ug have Rock concealment permit
>Ug hide Rock in a skin
>Go to club with Ug to club (wife)
>People scream as Ugs loincloth moves, revealing skin covered rock
>Idiots.cvpntng
>Ug realise they think its an assault sling
>Ug try to explain, taking out rock
>Me move out the way, seeing Og unwrap pointy stick for throwing
>Ug Get piled upon by the pigs (boars) that ran into cave
>Ug breaks leg, dies
>Get new rock and pig meat
>Happy Kog.cvpntng

>>34326740
Why caveman need obsidian, hide piercing rock? Is too powerful. Only chief should have.

>>34332061
Why chief only have best weapon when grog need best weapon to kill bad chief who try to kill grog and take his pelts and berrypickers

>>34332086
U dumb as Aurochs.

> Gruk carey pointy stick
> female who has seen many winter see stick
> throws her offsprings round kicky thingy at Gruks head
> starts screaming
> tribal warriors arrive
> club female iver head to stop nois
> Gruck and tribal warrior now pointy stick throwing buddies