ATF Honeypots

>>34324567
I texted a DEA honeypot once
pretty sure I shouldnt have

>>34324567

I would question it, cause the only people who know I conceal carry, is my friend of 25 yrs, also my wife. I only go shooting deep into the woods. So I'd believe that she is stalking me.

Always hide your power level.

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>woman asking about your firearms

Channel your inner Elliot Roger and murder that slag.

Women's sole talent is their ability to gab on about things they shouldn't. A slag asking about your guns is only doing it to tell the next group of people she encounters.

>>34324567
If it got me some nice booty, I would lie my ass off. Then come clean when they try shit.

>>34324880
>t. guy who ends up getting implicated because he is retarded

Enjoy your 20 years of gay sex

>>34324567
With our current laws, never. I am far too paranoid. And I'm much more concerned about walking into a robbery than a honey pot, so pretty much any invitation that appeared to be off the level would send me packing

>>34324888
nope. all will be registered, legal and by the book. All fiction can be proven false.

>>34324968
>registered
U gay?

>>34324888
>>34324989

Like for example: saying I sold guns to tough guy out west or down south on a day I was at work. My work has tons of security cameras. My house has cameras. I pay with Credit card. etc. All can be shown I was in my home state the whole time.

>>34324567
>If a random decent-to-hot chick started asking questions

First red flag right there.

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>random decent-to-hot chick approaches at all

Some shit is afoot.

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>>34325305
This. Women cannot be bothered with us. Yes, I used "us" because if your ass is even lurking this thread, hell, this Tibetan paper-crafting messenger, you ain't pulling shit.

>>34324567
>Would you ever actually fall for a honeypot?

I would shuffle my feet a lot, probably stutter a bunch, be totally incapable of making eye contact, say wildly inane or borderline creepy things that sounded a lot better in my head, and then I would cap it all off by blowing a snot bubble.

If she's still around after that, I would run like hell. Just because I have the autism doesn't mean... actually, yes it does. That's exactly what it means. Shit. I'm doomed.

I remember when i was 17 i dealt with one when shooting with my brother and dad.
It was a guy and a girl (in a free range the middle of fucking nowhere i might add) ask a bunch of shady shit about selling them our guns illegally. We had only legal shit as we had our uncle and little cousins with us. Pretty much asked about extended clips and full autos (california, i have a full auto m16 and extended clips but only a select few actually know i do)
Asked my dad to see all his firearms
>fuckoff.jpg
Ended up telling them to fuck off otherwise we are calling the cops (i knew they where cops but i kind of felt like it would throw them off)
Fucking pigs sat by watching us shoot for like 30 mins and finally fucked off.

>>34325964
>you ain't pulling shit.
shows what you know. i'm tugging it every night

>>34328490
I don't have any reaction images on my phone but take this humble (you) as a sign of appreciation for that chuckle.

>>34324567
Sure. I got nothing to hide. I know nothing to tell.

>>34328455
>clips
>claims to own full giggle m16
>california

>>34325964
not sure if he's still around but Demi-Chad verifiably got copious amounts of punani.

I'm gay and thus immune to the charms of the """""""fairer""""""" sex. Your move, pigs.

>>34324567
Only if i could get my dick wet and stuff her anus bareback.

>>34328455
>clips
>i have full auto
Why do you lie on the internet?

>>34325964
But anon i have gf

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>>34328490
Kek'd

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>>34328490

>>34329609
>Gay forearm tattoo
>Selfie in a trap house bathroom mirror
>Smirk like she just wiped her dad's cum out of her ass

Sorry Anon, she has herpes...

Was hesitant to introduce my lovely grill to my shooting group. Kept avoiding it, just didn't feel right.
Then when I was confident it was going to last, she dumped me.
Now I'm glad I dont have to deal with seeing my ex at the range.

>>34324567
No. Women have only approached me asking for shit, trying to sell me shit or wanting shit.

So if one started chatting me up at the range, I'd Know they want one of those three things and get them to go away.

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>>34328490
hehehehehe

>>34325007
bear in mind that Randy weaver's whole family was killed over charges that proved to be false.

don't fuck with the atf. they will kill you.

>>34324567
Whats wrong with her jaw?

>>34330804

Weaver was an idiot who was talked into breaking the law and then escalated a situation that he shouldn't have. He used bad judgement repeatedly and it caused multiple people to die. He could have easily fought those charges in court but he didn't and wanted to be a cowboy.

>>34329040
I know a man who smuggled his dead brothers M16 back from Vietnam. fuck you NJ

>>34324567
No. Fuck women, they aren't worth losing your personal liberties over. Learn to think for yourself you fucking virgin.

>>34324567
never tell a woman anything you don't want your zipcode to know

>>34324567
>a random decent-to-hot chick
that's not how its done, currently.

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>>34328490
Jej

>>34332378
How is it done currently? Ugly chicks? Overly friendly dudes?

>>34325964
I fuck playboy centrefold tier girls because they think I am rich and are gold diggers.

Speak for yourself kiddo.

>>34332375
>never tell a woman anything you don't want your zipcode to know

this also any woman who is butthurt WILL lie to cops about anything she can make up. Yes you may actually have consentingly fucked her sister HOWEVER he will report you for anything from rape to domestic violence. Its their first port of call when butt hurt.

I've listened to a family law attorney literally squeal with delight when she heard a clients husband owned gun 'We can use THAT!" she cried. Women are women. You can either believe me or learn the hard way

>>34324567
ask her what guns she has, then spend 10-20mins googling the last 10 years of government gun purchase contracts awarded by the ATF, then run away.

>>34330882
they changed the date of the court appearance knowing that he was out of contact with his lawyer and therefore would miss his date so they could put out a warrant for his arrest.

from wiki:
>On February 5, the trial date was changed from February 19 to February 20 to give participants more travel time following a federal holiday. The court clerk sent a letter to the parties informing them of the date change, but the notice was not sent directly to Weaver, only to his attorney. On February 7, the probation officer sent Weaver a letter indicating that he now had the case file and needed to talk with Weaver. This letter erroneously indicated that Weaver's trial date was set for March 20.[14][page needed] On February 8, Hofmeister again attempted to contact Weaver by letter informing him that the trial was to begin on February 20 and that Weaver needed to contact him immediately. Hofmeister also made several calls to individuals who knew Weaver asking them to have Weaver call him. Hofmeister told Judge Harold L. Ryan he did not hear from Weaver before the scheduled court date.
They also convinced him to cut that shotgun down for them. So fuck off with your bootlicking misconceptions and victim blaming. They concocted the entire situation and then murdered half his fucking family.

>>34324567

I would be instantly suspicious because attractive women don't pay attention to me. But I'd probably fall for it because attractive women don't pay attention to me.

>>34334644
Unfortunately, this.

I wish it weren't so. Experience has taught me differently.

>>34334935
>Unfortunately, this. I wish it weren't so. Experience has taught me differently.

Sorry for you pain anon. Don't make the same mistake twice. Women see the authorities as the third person in bed and will make anything up if they feel (and feel is the operative word) that
a)They will get away with it
b) Gurl powerz

Waiting for some kid with his first live in to chime in and fight reality because muh lurve

>>34324843
That is one ugly wench just to the right of the muzzle. At first I thought it had an ugly piercing in it's eyebrow but it is actually some kind of boil.

>>34324567
lol no.
1. the first thing i notice in a person is their agenda
2. because of 1. i find women unbearable because they more often than not have identical agendas that never turn off
I would however, fuck with em as much as possible without endangering myself

>>34328490
I'm laffin

>>34330692
If only that were all. Herpes is actually pretty easy to live with, might go your whole life without an outbreak. The bitch is that it's technically incurable, but so are plantar warts and CMV and HPV and a bunch of other shit you probably have and will never bother you. It's the other shit you can catch from whores that will affect your life more severely. I've whored around far more than I would like to admit, and was stupid about it - but holy Jaysus Fook you don't want chlamydia or gonorrhea. Yeah, you can take shit to cure them, but until it's gone it's fucking hell. Pissing fire for a couple of weeks because of some whore is definitely not worth it. If you're lucky, you'll at least know you gave it to a couple of other whores in the meantime so they can suffer along.

>>34335164
Can confirm the clap is probably right up there with kidney stones in terms of pain

>>34335136
This is logic

>>34324567
everyone who's attended a "nuggetfest" already has been honeypotted, more like honeydicked seeing as its nothing but a sausagefest

just some black project to monitor weaponized autism, I'm sure they're going to start monitoring it more closely seeing as we showed the powers that be we can meme someone into head of state

>>34335404
emotions aren't something i understand, hence why i hang out here lol

>>34335164
The clap is not that bad. Yea it sucks, but it's like a 2 week UTI that makes it feel like you always have piss dribbling out of you.

Sad to say but had the clap twice, from the same sloot none the less. "I am not a smart man"

I only tell women things after I fuck them and I don't break the law anyway.

>>34335164
>If you're lucky, you'll at least know you gave it to a couple of other whores in the meantime so they can suffer along.
Calm down Charlie Sheen.

>>34335164
>Is an admitted whore
>Bashes others for being whores

Bit of self loathing and projection there, mate

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>>34335544
Shut up, you edgy faggot

>>34336465
>fatty hapa with fly undone
This is too funny

>>34324567
We have a saying in the biz, if she's a 10 and you're a 2, you are getting worked.

Always hide your power level.

Even if she is completely innocent she is probably too naive to know how to conduct ops. She will invariably run her mouth to everyone on her social media about you.

Test the waters. Take her on a date to a regular public range with some fairly normal guns. Rent some guns. Don't let her know what you have. Next date should be something light like coffee, museum, hike inawoods. 3rd date, dinner/movie or netflix and chill. Make a move. If she doesn't put out on the 3rd date she is either a bullshit time waster or a Fed.

>>34324567
had a guy at a bar look over my shoulder when i was browsing /k/, asked what that was, said "4chan weapons board"

he replied

>oh i used to go on /b/

dropped

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do you have one of those oil traps anon?

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>>34338438
>if you're talking bout your booty hole imma start drilling for oil right now!

>mfw

>>34328490
Well done m8

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holy shit the fucking retards in this thread who dont know what the term "honeypot" means is driving me crazy

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>>34324567
If she is more interested about my guns then it is an instant red flag no matter the rating.