Resident Evil

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>>34322507
Maybe

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>>34322528
Don't post trailers

>>34322507
no, zombies were cool from 2k9-2k11. barring original RE franchise before it went mainstream. Shit needs to end. Now its just a cash cow like MGS

>>34322541

lmao what the fuck is this shit

>>34322585

Nice loop.

>>34322507
>>34322528
>>34322541
>>34322585
It's so absurd... what the fuck am i watching? Is this from a video game?

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>>34322507
This guy was pretty /k/

>>34322541
is that wesker?

>>34322528
Not how motorcycles work desu... If you throw all your weight to one side like that the bike is going to turn, no matter how impossibly straight you hold the handlebars.

>>34322507
>Is it /k/?

O you forced me. Yes but don't tell anyone.

>>34322951
>zombies were cool

I like the movies. First one was best, as they always are, but they are all action packed. Yeah, I'll say they are /k/. I'm not big on that edgelord though. He looks like a permanently pissed off barista who hasn't got a proper tip.

It's /k/ enough to make me want to get a beat to shit 92FS and make the samurai edge out of it.

After 3 it really went to shit. Although 4 was good, I blame it for making the rest of them terrible. I haven't played 7 yet but from what I heard it's actually pretty good.

>>34322528
fucking lmao at cars sent flying into the air from running over pooch, what would actually happen is a very flat and crushed dog with splattered blood and guts everywhere, which I imagine would be even more messy since they're zombified

And that's not counting how two dogs can keep up on a highway and jump towards a car and dent the roof on landing

>>34323094
everything in that clip is not how anything works

>>34322507
>Is it /k/?
it's /v/ or /tv/ at best

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>>34322507
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>>34322541
this is the dumbest shit I have ever seen

>>34323795
Her tits are way smaller. Still a cutie.

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>>34322507
>>34322528
>>34322585
these parts were ok, but jesus christ >>34322541

>>34323754
I guess the dogs are meant to be super powerfull or some shit, idk

>>34322528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

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>>34322541
Stormtroopers are marksmen compared to these dudes LOL

>>34323061
Resident evil is a zombie game series that is cheesy and absurd sometimes. This is from some CGI movie of the games.

>>34322507
he just popped off at least 25 rounds without reloading. wat.

>>34323929

>Sperging about gun model numbers and ammo types
>Not having any fucking clue how they work

Welcome to Resident Evil.

>>34322585
this is the only semi-realistic one

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>>34322541
>playing with 400 ping

feelsbadman

>>34323076
WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'
WHAT'RE YA SELLIN'

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>>34322528
>>34322507
>>34322585
Why do they even bother with human zombies anymore? Just drop the virus on a puppy mill or something.

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>>34323806
>Still a cutie.

Sure is.

>>34323076
>>34323997
>Literally bought enough shit from this guy to put his kids through college
>Including explosives and drugs
>Still calls me "stranger"
Worst businessman ever. 0/10 can't even buy ammo from, would shop here again.

>>34323997
OVER 'ERE, STRANGER

>>34323892
If I'm remembering correctly, someone actually looked at the shots:hits ratio in the original trilogy and found out that Storm Troopers are statistically pretty good shots compared to most militaries.

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Unoriginal gooks...

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>>34323795
Those movies are fucking terrible man, theres something seriously wrong with you idiots

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>>34325557
What do you mean, they were borderline experimental.

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>>34323061
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>>34323754
>all these nerds going MUH REALISMMMM111!
Jesus christ, its a Resident Evil movie, not a single part of that franchise has been serious since the fucking 90's, and even then it was extremely campy.

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>>34323899
It was always cheesy, but it's gone off the deep end in terms of autism in the post 10 years or so. 1-3 were at least scary and suspenseful, then 4 came out and it didn't even have zombies. I never played any past 4, I have no idea what happens. The Outbreak games were nearly perfect in terms of what the games should be. I don't know what the fuck happened.

>>34322585
Ok that one was actually kinda dope

>>34329271
>9mm.webm

>>34329271
what the fuck

>>34322528
Somebody call the atf

>>34329315
isnt the BSAA the ATF except for zombies

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>>34329271

>they're breakdance operating

>>34322528
Woooow thats fucking retarded.

>>34327329
5 and 6 had co op and more infected peoples. Both are cheesy but 6 is more so. Resident evil 7 the newest one is first person and is all horror. You're also just some dude dealing with a fucked up family. That's pretty much it.

>>34329354
+1

>>34324107
You leave keanu alone!

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>>34323795
her best outfit

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>>34329502

no.

This is all pretty stupid but if you're familiar with Resident Evil then it's pretty par for the course, especially with how the franchise has gone in the past few years.
It wasn't too long ago that Chris was punching boulders several times his size in a volcano.

>>34322507
>no recoil
>no reloads
>holding the gun sideways
>general retarded gun fu

no

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>>34329518
yes

>>34322507
I roughly counted he shot 21 x 3 shots of 5.56 during the zombie corridor scene. Mexican Chris sure is having a factory somewhere in his boulder punching muscles.

>>34324107
Keanu is 1/32 gook, if not mistaken.

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>>34329518
Wrong, this is best. With the contrast showing proudly.

>>34323795
realizing she can only close her mouth with much effort, watching the movies becomes a whole new experience

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>>34322507
The umbrella dudes are sick as fuck,
anyone got more pictures?