Do you ever drink and shoot?

>>34321900
>doing anything on intoxicants
Hello there Mr recipe-for-disaster

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>>34321900
I've had "a drink" and shot shortly after a few times. But not ever anything past that.

>>34321900
>not winning firefight on a bar
And you call yourself a Xanman.

I always wanted to own a bar and grill attached to a gun range, like a place you could take your kids, do some plinking then have a juicy burger and a beer before heading home. Pretty waitresses and whatever sports bullshit is going on on the TVs, maybe a pool table and some darts.

I know that'd go over like a lead balloon because retards have no self control and think they can get shitfaced then head out back to shoot.

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>>34321900

>not bringing a minimum fifth of whiskey to the duck blind

Party foul.

>>34321900

I don't do things without drinking. Last night I had to stay at the range until 1am because I was still too drunk to drive. Shot armadillos though so that made it interesting

>>34321900
I always make myself a godfather or martini AFTER I shoot

Also this faggot really needs to work on his pecs, they're laughably small compared to the rest of his body.

>>34322046
>>34321927
Fucking losers

>>34322102
Are you serious? That pic is probably from the early 1990s.

>>34322102
>If your drug of choice isn't alcohol you're a loser waaaah
Come on, bud.

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>>34321979

Ez just have rental guns chained or otherwise attached to the counter/shooting table so they can only be pointed downrange so drunkards can shoot all night long , like pic related for real firearms

I often bring 2-3 pints of cheap domestic stuff to the range. Really helps me be smooth on the draw. I tend to stick to bullseye stuff when polishing off the last one for safety's sake.

>>34321927
Airshitters pls go n stay go

>>34321909
>doing anything at all ever
>being human
Lel right what fags I bet they don't even live in moms basement

>>34322233
>trashing airsoft
BOI you in for it now

>>34322276
Nah its gay fag boy, think again.

>>34322282
You wanna go retard?

>>34321979
Places like this already exist. They simply stop you from going back into the range area once you've left the bar/restaurant area.

>>34322102

Not getting shit faced m8, just enough to get a buzz most of the time. Drinking and drugs are my only degeneracy, I have a nice house, upper middle class income, and I'm young. Nobody knows what I do alone in the woods

>>34322430

fag

>>34322001
I think you mean party fowl

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>>34322443


nou

And here we have the (you) farmer harvesting the results of his minimal effort. Looks to be a prodigious crop this season, as is typical of the summer months.

>>34321900
Helps to steady my hands

I'm such a fucking faggot Jesus christ.

I drink and shoot yes

I drink every day, weird that when i went into the service a good little innocent boy. Did my part in blowing up the towel heads. And now im an alchoholic peice of shit with no future or anything. Where did i go wrong

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>>34322572
Fuck my life

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>>34322492

>>34322312
Is Hunter the worst trip fag? or just the biggest fag?

>>34322799
He's a name fag, which some would argue is worse.

>>34322269
If you use an item that throws hot lead at incredibly fast speeds while drinking then you might as well save yourself the trouble and shoot yourself or somebody.

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>>34322799
>>34322832
Hunter is worse than a fag. Hes a real furfag

No shit his fur name is tumbles the stair dragon. He was at a party he wasnt invited to one night and since no one was paying attention to him he tried to be an attention whore and kill himself by throwing himself down the stairs.

True story

>>34322878
what is that

>where can i get the mac?

>>34321900
Never in combination. I will gladly relax after a bit of shooting with a beer or a glass of bourbon.

If I ever do something regrettably stupid enough to cause an ND, I figure I've tried my best to be safe and responsible and intoxicants didn't enter into the equation.

>>34321909
You must be a lot of fun at parties.

>>34323030
in the 80/90's

>>34321900
Did u get this from old row

>>34323114
ye

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>>34321900
I do some dabs or smoke a blunt or two but don't really drink anymore.

>>34321900
Why do you fuckers keep making these threads ATF?

>>34323263
Why do faggots make their circle jerk dog threads?

>>34323275
So you are the same as them? That's all I needed. Tank you.

>>34322471
>underrated pun

>>34322128
Yes I'm serious they're small as fuck. What difference does it make when it was taken?

>>34322878
>>34322799
>thinking hunter is one person
newfags are really amazing sometimes

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>>34321900
no

>>34322799
Summerfag pls leave

>>34321900
No, but I regularly shoot then drink.

>>34321900
nah

>>34322799
pretty sure Zed is worse

>>34322146
>what is insurance
How old are you? Or are you just that fucking stupid?

>>34321909
Howdy.

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>>34322471
Underrated post of the day.

I'm not brave enough to do that with friends. It just takes that one time to fuck up everyone's lives up. It sounds like fun but I don't think its worth it

>>34323090
10/10 post desu

if you never shot a firearm on hallucinogens then you are missing out.

>>34321900
only small amounts of opiates OP

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got a shit story
>be 14 or 15
>every 4th of July hang at Dad's coworker's property
>shoot guns, fireworks, drink, eat lots of food, and have a good time
>usual people around but a few new people I've never met
>family of a mother who's obsessed with getting on AFV, her husband, and a daughter along with mulatto friend
>daughter and friend roughly into tween years, rebellious and bitchy, so they walk around the property and do teen shit or whatever
>Dad recently bought two extended "fun sticks" for our Glocks
>load fun sticks and go full akimbo on a bail of hay or whatever we put targets on
>halfway through dumping rounds and notice the two girls maybe a hundred yards behind this flimsy backstop
>stop firing and point this out
>girls get brought in and talk about hearing bullets whizzing by or close by (not sure if they were being dramatic or honest because they didn't seem phased)
>absolutely freaking out, break out in tears because I could have killed someone
>Dad says it wasn't my fault, says I did well to notice and stop
>no longer mix beer and shooting

>>34322896
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>>34325404
What really activates my almonds is how no one remembers Hunter 2-1 and believes this guy is serious for even a second in threads.

If you can't drink and shoot you can't shoot. Period

Weedfags need not apply. Kill yourselves you filthy fucking hippies. Guns are for real men, and real men drink scotch all day.

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>>34321900

>Take lsd
>Start finger fucking my guns
>Start having vaguely antigun thoughts while high
>Acid wears off
>Back to normal again

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>>34322471

You cheeky cunt.

>>34321900
Fucking white priviledge

>>34332166
Be jelly.