What is this stance called?

>>34321137
the "i don't take this post seriously" stance

might as well have it slung on his back reading a magazine

>>34321137
The comfy stance.

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>>34321137
muzzle sweepy on my lefty stance. classical bong stance.
Also, is this one of those elite, number 1 in the world police officers? fucking disgusting bongs

>>34321151
This, can also be called the "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing." stance.

>>34321137
"the bong"

>>34321137

The "If I actually protect people from a truck of peace full of knife wielding jihadis, I'll get called a racist islamophobe and lose my job and go to prison, so I'll stand by and watch" stance.

>>34321137
Isn't this basically the Russian stance?

>>34321176
>Also, is this one of those elite, number 1 in the world police officers?

wot

>machine pistol for regular duty
I guess the religion of peace isn't working out.

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The "OI WUTS ALL DIS DEN" stance.

>>34321137
The "my country is already dead so what's the point" stance

It's the
>I could have shot that little bitch in the burqa, those people don't belong here, I didn't fight for this.
stance.

>>34321377
no, he's not squatting