Deescelating the situation

you did the right thing

>>34319021
You could learn some verbal judo to better perform in another situation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbal_self_defense?wprov=sfsi1

You did good.

>>34319021
Shoulda pulled down your pants as he approached then whipped out your dick and pissed in his gas tank

>>34319021
10/10 good job

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>>34319021

You should've teleported in front of him, said

>I hope this offends you, adult man

and disemboweled him with your Endura

I seriously thought there would be more troll posts on this. But, you did well. Pulling your knife may be an instinct, but it also could have led to an unnecessary escalation of force. Drunk men (George Jones Americans, especially) have a tendency to believe they are invincible.

>>34319088
This. After walking away wait until he walks away and do exactly what his dumb ass didn't want to happen. You owe it to yourself to go back to where he hangs out and dump a gallon of moose piss in his tank.

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>>34319122
this

Should've pissed in your own mouth to reassure them you're harmless and to maximize the deescalation

>>34319021
What kind of faggott ccws and doesn't take the opportunity to kill some subhuman when you have a chance or at least make him piss his pants by taking your gun out.

>>34319192
Are you illiterate or just retarded?

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Is this a good deal for 6 5.45 Tula mags?

https://www.armslist.com/posts/6978484/chicago-illinois-magazines-for-sale---6--5-45x39-russian-tula-mazazines

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>>34319021
good job OP,

you saved that faggot's life tonight.

Nah you did good. You could've been more assertive, but that may have complicated things for Cleetus since any indication of standing up for your 5' 9" self would be considered a 'threat', or rather an opportunity to start shit for his ego.

Handled it maturely nonetheless

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>>34319192
it's bait >>34319222

>>34319021
You wasted our time with that story and he didn't even end up in a 50 gallon barrel dissolved in acid? WHAT!?

When someone asks me what the opposite of a climax is, I'm showing them this post

>>34319252
>Merely pretending!

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>>34319279
>acid

ITT: Limp-dick faggots who never had to dispose of a body.

>>34319021
>Deescelating the situation
>Have CCW permit but can't carry firearms while drinking
Fag. Should have been IWB carrying a deagle brand deagle and shot him in the face as soon as he insulted you.

>hear a passing comment from one dude to his friends far removed from you
>NOT ON MY WATCH!!
Don't be a fucking faggot next time. Otherwise everything was correct.

>>34319021
>always a faggy truck driver

Bet he had a scraggly beard too

Nah cases like that are why justifiable homicide needs to be expanded. The older I've gotten the more I've done to realize that people that can't have basic respect for others shouldn't be alive.

>>34319992
They were standing a little bit away and I didn't like what he had to say so I yelled back. I was like 90% sure he was talking to me

>>34320644
Congratulations, your pride almost got someone killed.

>>34319021


You should have carried your gun illegally and threatened to kill him and all of his friends (i assume you have a spare stendo clip)

>>34320644
>he had to say so I yelled back. I was like 90% sure he was talking to me

that is about as retarded as it gets

>out drinking
>hey let's start a fight
>wow somebody else wants to also
>now let's practice de-escalating skills

op next time you won't be lucky