Paul or Larry.
Your companion gets to bring 3 guns from their personal collection and unlimited ammo.
Who do you choose?
>>34319017
depends
will we be busy shootin commies or will there be duration of time in which we have to deal with the companion's potentially insufferable attitude?
Tough call but... gotta go with Paul. He comes off as less of a poser despite having lesser actual credentials, somehow
Paul seems way more chill but Larry is a verifiable elite operator(tm). Tough choice
>>34319056
Also he does have a point...how did the Ruger rep not know who he is?
>>34319017
Thats not larry. This is larry.
This is the final boss. Jerry with an upside down revolver
>>34319082
>see michelin man
>doesnt look like delta to me
>>34319056
I like the fact that Ruger doesn't listen to anyone. Didn't Larry just help design a pistol that fucking sucks?
Paul has actually killed people.
The only thing Larry has killed is a double whopper.
>>34319123
>a double whopper
>singular
He's massacred generations
>>34319102
Like he's a fatass but its a media event...
Know your clientele, know your taste makers, even if they're fat blowhards
>>34319017
As if Larry knows anything about program compliance.
>>34319056
This just makes me like Ruger even more. What an arrogant old has been.
>>34319017
Paul is in shape and will bring good shit. He's also shot a couple dudes so IMO has as much if not more cred than a guy who is resting on accomplishments made in their 20's. Additionally, not a sperg, and would be a lot more fun to hang out with.
Larry - Complains about needing food 24/7.
Paul - hunts and brings you food
>>34319056
This makes me want to buy a Ruger.
>>34319095
that's too unfair. the only way to beat Jerry Miculek is with another Jerry Miculek