How practical is a Panzerhund?

>>34311309
not at all, but it's cool as hell

>>34311309
Looks prone to getting AT-AT'd.

>>34311316
Not gonna happen, the thing ain't much taller than a human

>>34311309
-1000% practical

>>34311309
The head reminds me of a Xenomorph

>>34311316
>AT-AT'd
Dude, it's the size of a dog, what are you, Stewart Fucking Little?

>>34311309

haven't you seen the real life version of this ?

poke around somewhere there is a real life robot dog being trialed for pack carry in US army

File: 5771-3-1450022447.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

The most obvious flaw is observed in Wolfenstein the new order's first level, where BJ threw a stick grenade and the panzerhound grabbed it. Clearly modelling a robot after a dog has its advantages, but not when the intelligence is modeled after it too.

>>34311309
I like how it's torso is a stahlhelm.
>>34311553
Knowing THOSE WACKY NAZIS it's probably literally got a dog brain.

File: Kampfhund.jpg (29KB, 636x449px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 636x449px

>>34311566
Nah, it's the Kampfhund that's a robo-dog with a dog brain

>>34311586
>Kampfhund
Story... Dog?

My german is limited to putting "Word" and "Werffer" to make silly thing throwers but this seems off.

File: B2_lineup.jpg (133KB, 1264x656px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 1264x656px

>>34311309
a shotgun would fuck it hard. The armor could never be better than a few millimeters thick. The weight of motors and skeleton would make this thing unbelievably heavy. If you added more than simple dust protection to it, then it wouldn't be able to move.

Less movable joints and tracks of some sort are far superior.

>not asking who would win out of these two.

>>34311601
kampf = struggle or conflict, any variation of that word

>>34311601
Attack dog.

>>34311610
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
Republic Commando made these fuckers properly Super.
>>34311616
Ah, ok. I was under the impression "Mein Kamph"="My Story"

File: command wolf.jpg (314KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 1280x960px

>>34311309
>dude zoids lmao

>>34311623
It's an actually somewhat practical size for an autonomous robot though.

I mean it'd probably be a lot more effective to slap a gun on it instead of big ol' teeth but still, at least it's not 2 stories tall.

>>34311309
>>34311586
I absolutely love the designs of Wolfenstein TNO

File: pisspoorgeorge.png (1MB, 1920x6350px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x6350px

>>34311413
>implying being the size of a mouse wouldn't be fun as fuck

>>34311623
Zoids was amazing at the time you watch your whore mouth

File: 107.jpg (215KB, 1285x2021px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 1285x2021px

>>34311640
and the way they moves in zoids is pretty good
>tfw robot driving a robot

>>34311621
its my struggle, or my fight

>>34311601
>Kampf means story
it means struggle, in this context it means attack dog

>>34311662
>>34311673
Yes, I discerned that from Anon's first post.>>34311616

>>34311678
Very clever of you.

>>34311623
>Tfw just bought a liger zero and the panzer kit


Fuck. Yes.

File: Gun Sniper Naomi Special.jpg (87KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 1280x720px

>>34311660
I do like the show
its just that mecha are so much less advanced irl

>>34311697
Dude of course they're not, its a work of fiction.

>>34311601
how did you even translate "Kampf" into story?
its battle dog

File: blade liger.jpg (89KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 1024x768px

>>34311691
>tfw ramming speed is no longer a legit combat tactic

>>34311738
Back when I was in high school about 10 years ago now I remember hearing Adolf's book was "My Story" or some such, looking back I simply misremembered.

>>34311586

werent there also Kampfhunde that had just robotic enhancements or were they completely phased out?i could've sworn iv seen them in the 60's levels.

>>34311774
Yeah, It seems like the 'domestic dogs', like the kind you find inside office buildings, just have 'enhancements'; whereas the army issued ones are full robocop

File: General electric cybernetic anthropomorphous machine.jpg (173KB, 881x1027px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 881x1027px

>>34311725
things are getting closer to the fiction all the time
but I'm just impatient

1965 general electrics walking truck for frame of reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMGCFLEYakM

>>34311774
>werent there also Kampfhunde that had just robotic enhancements
yes
>were they completely phased out
yes
progress is wunderbar

File: oh shit its elephander.png (2MB, 1700x963px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1700x963px

>>34311640
they get larger

>>34311774
As we speak, I am on the concentration camp level. I just killed an armored dog. So yes, they exist in the 60's levels

File: IMG_4692.png (952KB, 1900x950px) Image search: [Google]

952KB, 1900x950px

Best doggo

File: Death Saurer - godzilla.jpg (29KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 640x480px

honorable mention to Iron Kong and Ultrasaurus

>>34311958
more like eats up all my expensive ammo

File: 5771-4-1450022446.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>34311999
the .44 version
RIPINPEACE cap account.

>>34311610
>>34311621
I remember when the whole squad had to team up with their DC17 standard blaster attachments to take one of those fucking droids down.

File: Christ almighty.png (249KB, 400x384px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 400x384px

>>34311309
The Panzerhund is only practical in this situation I'm afraid.
>Be OP
>Post picture of my illegal firearm on /k/
>ATF shows up
>They learn of my "dog"
>TFW they see my dog
>Yell something in German and Hund goes apeshit on them
>ATF agents run for there lives realizing they can't kill this dog.

What happens next /k/?

>>34312267
>NFA repealed next day

>>34312267
They send their really swole polak agent, Blowjobs Blackowski in, who punches your robot dog apart.

>>34311309

if its just used as a big Guard dog for a occupying force ?, fairly practical, its a more badass dog

>>34311610
I think the only weapon besides a grenade that's been seen destroying these things were four 50. Cals

>>34311507
Big Dog was shelved back in 2015 famalam.

>>34311764
It's "My Struggle."

File: wolfenstein_ii_the_new_colossus_trailer_elemzes_screenshot_20170612115139_3_original_760x760[1].jpg (36KB, 760x427px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 760x427px

>>34311640
>Bigger than a pickup truck
>Clearly thinks like a dog
>Razor teeth
>Flamethrower in mouth

File: koc0180[1].png (110KB, 906x933px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 906x933px

>>34311661
She's a cyborg, she still has a human brain.

This is a robot driving a giant robot that also IS her higher essence body. She may even become a city one day!

File: 248.jpg (338KB, 1247x1877px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 1247x1877px

>>34313582
the distinction between robot and cyborg may become more blurred in the future
Motoko Kusanagi claims to have died long ago
Tachikoma are separate Ai during the day and merge into one conciousness at the end of the day

File: 161.jpg (330KB, 1223x1869px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 1223x1869px

>tfw sentient spider bot steals you stuff

File: 233.jpg (365KB, 1227x1917px) Image search: [Google]

365KB, 1227x1917px

when a spider tank is trying to crush you skull

>>34311910
That shit was tight as fuck, I had that when I was a kid. I don't remember it having the gun on top though.

>>34311316
You mean ATF-ATF'd

File: 9873cPi.jpg (35KB, 374x503px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 374x503px

>>34311309
They're going to need something a bit better than 5.56...