Traps are gay.
>>34311125
Now hold on just a second, traps aren't gay. If you are attracted to traps it's because they're *effeminate* so it's like being attracted to women
>>34311118
None of the trees are bending
None of the wires are under tension
Helicopter must be perfectly above a suspicious area checking it out
It would be easier to use a mortar launcher to drag a spoil of wire at the helicopter
>>34311163
Isn't the point of that to make the helo land on the wires, getting tangled in them and crashing it?
>>34311159
Eh...still too many penises. Gay. On a sliding scale from hella gay to not at all gay, it's bicurious and leaning gay. Like 70% gay.
>>34311118
this is a better helicopter trap
Vietcong IED collection
>>34311180
Gate IED
>>34311118
>>34311171
HA! My autism envisioned launching the stake and wires at a hovering helo, not one landing.
So I came up with a variant to snatch a passing helo.
You hear that DoD?
You're losing out by not employing one of the most autisticly gifted weapons imagineer on earth
>>34311185
fish sauce IED and bullet IED
>>34311189
Yeah, that's what I imagined first as well, but then I realised it wouldn't have too much force in it.
>>34311196
Nope. Bungee helicopter hunting. Why isn't that a thing?
>>34311205
Seriously, you bungee launch cabers at passing helos and your skies will be clear for the rest of the war
>>34311195
>even a bullet is ied
fucking hell, is there a museum of vietcong IED somewhere?
>>34311222
Think that's a cartridge trap.
>>34311216
>trap that throws telephone poles at helicopters flying by
my dick
>>34311216
Angry Birds app variant: Joerg Sprave bungee launching cabers at passing helos. Every hit gets a baritone Teutonic laugh "Heh heh heh"
>>34311243
just employ scots men. you get the caber, plus great, shrek sounding, accents.
>get out me swamp
>>34311152
Beat me.
>>34311118
Hiding bomb on the wounded and detonate it after rescue team approached.
that's what Arabs did. (i forget whether they are Iraqi insurgency or IS)
>>34311195
Huh. These days, pretty sure those jars are only used for moonshine.
>>34311257
I'd pay for that app
>>34311222
it is in Vietnam