Magazine Plate Bayonets

>>34308105
Yeah...no

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>>34308127
They look a little goofy but they're deadly

>>34308105
>drop mag
>stab toe
>extremely painful
>get on the floor
>do the dinosaur

>>34308105
>smack bottom of mag to be sure its seated properly
>now have hole in hand
No thanks.

>>34308105
Pretty great. I keep one on my Remington™ RP9 pistol with Remington ™ UMC 115 grain FMJ.

>>34308105
I have one on my new Springfield XDS. It's pretty cool. It doesn't keep the clip from fitting in the holsters on my condor chest rig either, so it's not as much of a nuisance as some people think

>Rack
>Tap
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

>>34308105
Has tubby Steven Segal killed an bad guy with one yet?

You know they make picatinny pistol bayonets right?

>>34308487
And those are supposed to be any less mall ninja?

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>>34308247
problem?

>>34308505
You're still hanging around?

>>34308247
Operator Stigmata

>>34308505
who was right, protestants or catholics?

>>34308534
Orthodox.

>>34308534
Quakers and the Sunni.

sorry about that. Go with Me.

>>34308105
Probably a thousand and two times as likely to stab yourself than anyone else.

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>>34308432

>>34308505
Native American piercings are so weird.

>>34308549
Boom

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>>34308476
Soon

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>>34308510
brb 3 days max.

got any questions, ask my nigga. he cool

>>34308534
Buddha

>>34308105
>Pistol jams
>Trap
>Wr-
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>34308487
I wanna see a guy rocking both.

By buy I mean Steven Segal

>>34308505
kek

>>34308776
>That TD.

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>>34309083

>>34308163
For you.

>>34308105
>>34308163
Just buy a SOCP from Benchmade, no need to attach a dull blade made with brittle steel to the baseplate of a pistol mag when you're just going to change it out.

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>>34309446
>a SOCP from Benchmade

>>34309133
Your point? That gun won't fire unless it's creator wills it.

>>34309483
I didn't know CQC was a real thing that people did. Huh.

>>34308487
Use both for that super edgy look.

>>34309133
That picture was actually taken on one of MB's secret missions, its speculated that it was taken the exact moment he assassinated Hitler.

>>34308105
>the definitive way to stop a newguns from teacupping

>>34308127
that's retarded, and would never serve it's purpose. Far more likey to stab yourself before you ever hit your target with that shit.

>>34308534
Organised religion was all, in it's entirity, wrong.

Without it, you'd have invented math, architecture, geometry, and pretty much everything at a far slower pace. Next time, dad's going to keep his fucking mouth shut and let you little weirdos go it alone. No gods at all.
I mean, not YOU guys personally, you'll all be dead in a few years but your species will get another crack at it. Isn't that neat?

>>34309281
>>34308773
Please, PLEASE post more of this if you have it. I cannot find any of this hilarity, because if you search his films all you get is promotional material and fanboy reviews going "wasn't that bad".
I need more fat, slow Seagal in my life.

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>>34310206
The poor man's Chris Kyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar-5PAj-YOc

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>>34310206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLelQTiAIp4

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>>34310206

>>34308773

I don't remember Equilibrium being this bad...

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>>34308534
>inb4: OrthoLARP

>>34310250
that looks like a sweet pinky ring

>>34308105
Could this be used to stop new shooters from teacupping?