Well /k/?

>>34302279
how far is he?

>>34302279
But I don't live in the city. Wouldn't the underground infrastructure beneath the city simply give way under the mass? It would be like walking on legos; godzilla would simply leave, cursing.

>>34302328
Kek

>>34302279
>tfw all my side-on images of modern aircraft are wireframes that don't end up well at that resolution

>>34302279
I will equip myself with
1)A drunk Mathew Broderick
2)A car

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Pass a speech check

>>34302408
What happens when all the darkies are gone though?

>>34302418
World Peace

>>34302418
We celebrate.

>>34302418
The Purgation Lizard moves on

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>>34302279

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>>34302418
kill godzilla and pretend you didnt just wait for him to finish off all the blacks

not that any blacks would be there to question it

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>>34302279

>>34302418
the world ends because there is no one left to invent things and create music

>>34302514
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34302279

I remind him about gravity and the Square-Cube law and he instantly collapses under his own weight and dies.

>>34302521
racist

>>34302608
see >>34302521

>>34302418
Food poisoning.

>>34302627
we were Kings living in palaces of gold and dimonds when you were living in caves we were ruling Nations when you were playing with sticks and rocks white boi

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K

>>34302666
and then how did we destroy your civilizations and empires if we were so primitive and you so advanced stupid nigger?

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>>34302509
>not 2014 version
Shit/10

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Easy

>>34302689
is that a famas?

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>>34302279

>>34302689
What is that,a swarm of horny hornets?

>>34302723
KEK

>>34302279
Why do I need to defend against the good guy?

>>34302457
Just eat those who would accuse too.

>>34302686
because we have to prove ourselves to our God by surviving hardship. you are merely toys that we use to prove ourselves. we were left by our space faring black ancestors to prove ourselves to be able to join them on our home planet

>>34302514
>ape noises and the word nigga
>music

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> copying /b
we all know the glorius stalinium does all the work

>>34303341
Rock

Enough bleach will kill anything

>>34303449
then why are you still here?

>>34302723
Under rated

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GODZILLA BTFO, MS PAINT DESTROYS ALL

>>34303341
better than the cracker ass shitty country music you listen to

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>>34302279

i can't be bothered with mspaint but four iowa turrets on a nasa crawler

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>>34303606

>>34303332
Yeah, Yeah. Mental Gymnastics.

>>34302418
Low crime rate and no more gun control

>>34303521
I laughed

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>>34302279

>>34302677
Best post. Dubs confirm.

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>>34303745
>>34303808
nigga

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>>34302279
The only correct answer.

>>34303691
neck yourself you doublenigger

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>>34302723

>>34303332
You're a white guy who thinks he knows wu-tang XD

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Mine saves the city for sure :^)

>>34303606
The bongo lady

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>>34302279

>>34303332
Lol not Even Ayy niggers want to be around niggers so they drop them off on earth lol.

>>34303878
BEST POST

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>>34302279

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The best defense

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>>34302279

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>>34303691
>Nigger calls some one a cracker and has his feelings hurt.

...

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>>34302514

https://youtu.be/zPxhdo4HDgg

I choose 2004 Godzilla

>>34302514
>invent things

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>>34303773
same idea

>>34302717
No it's an AUG, but they're both bullpup though.

>>34303606
>Bonogo.gif

That's a fucking tambourine you mongoloid.

>>34302418
Godzilla sees the city beautiful and peaceful and can no longer bring himself to destroy it.

>>34305224
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/21/sports/basketball/a-grizzlies-fan-finds-fame-as-the-bongo-lady.html

Oh now I see

>>34303691

BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON'T WANNA LEAVE THE JUNGLE OH A NO-NO NO-NO~

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>>34304126
Underrated

>>34302509
>>34302706
>Implying superior gojira isn't 2004 Godzilla
>Implying he hasn't done this fight already
https://youtu.be/zPxhdo4HDgg

>>34302521
you forgot *inhales

>>34302677
Yeah, but what if your pilot doesn't want to get in the robot?

>>34303394
THE SCHWERER GUSTAV ISNT RUSSIAN!!! REEEEEEE

>>34305643
Congo, not Jungle

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>>34302279

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>>34302279

Kept you waiting, huh?

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>>34302279

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>>34302279

>>34306278
>be dad
>"I love you."

>>34304299
>giant mosin
>Shit zilla uses it against you

>>34302328
I like this guy.

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1998 Godzilla was invincible. He couldn't even be killed by Apache choppers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBZF7nuoD50

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>>34302677

The best thing in the world was when Toho gave us official Godzilla/Eva crossover art and merch as part of the promotion for the 2016 movie

And it was April Fools, so of course they made a fake announcement that they were making a Godzilla/Evangelion movie

>>34302418
Homicide rates about the same as Hungary, or better. Poverty cut more than in half. STD rates cut more than in half, etc.

>>34303691
NIGGER

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>>34302279

>>34308846
STAWPIN POWAH

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>>34302279
I go out in a blaze of glory, for the future of our nation

pls r8 m8s

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>>34302279

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>>34303647

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>"Heh"
>Hammers go back

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>>34306814

>>34302279
Which Godzilla are we talking about, though? There are so many versions.

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>>34302279

>>34309845
Relevant
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKTG5BuNZpQ

>>34309112
What about Israel?

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>>34309965
DELET DIS

>>34302279
I sic the real fucking godzilla on this imposter.

>>34306130
2016 version is terrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbSrFIwYm5Q
No fun allowed.

>>34306278
>Pretend like you're going to make a dying girl do it instead so he has an internal revelation. Maybe threaten to put kittens or puppies in the cockpit.

>>34306558
BINGO BANGO BONGO I'M SO HAPPY IN THE JUNGLE I REFUSE TO GO

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>>34303691
Remember when nigger was banned on /k/, good times

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A fitting end to hollywood.

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>>34302418
We enter a new golden age of civilization and day we turn off the monster we Mande to kill them all

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>>34302723

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>>34309965

>I'm shorter than 5'9"

feelssadman

>>34303691
Nigger

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>>34302279
I'll just take my city and PUSH IT somewhere else

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Horror

>>34307290
>if godzilla was filmed in australia.jpg

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Nothing circumcisional, kid.

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>>34302279
problem solved

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>>34304126

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>>34302279

>>34303691
Curry nigger

>>34303583
tfw FINNA TRYNA WOLSTAR

>>34304126
B-but MayorsDemandAction said that we shouldn't even be able to have monster larger than 10'. Nothing needs to have that killing capacity.

>>34303461
underrated

>>34303745
give that sub-human a recording contract!

>>34311608
Nigger wasn't banned dipshit, it just got autocorrected.

>>34308125
this is super gay

>>34303691
nigger

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Give him lots of straws.

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>>34319183
Godzilla is the cutest.

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>>34319216

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>>34319235

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>>34303332
Good job with the b8. People are biting

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>>34302723

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>>34303691
No I don't think we should use the word, and I'll tell ya why. Because niggas have gotten used to it, that's why. Hell, they like it now. It's like when you growin' crops and you strip the soil of its nutrients and goodness and then you can't grow nothin'. You gotta rotate your racist slurs. Now I know it's hard 'cause 'nigga' just rolls off the tongue the way sweat rolls off a nigga's forehead, but we can not let that be a crutch. Especially when there are so many fine substitutes: spade, porch monkey, jiggaboo. I say the next time you gonna call a darkie a nigga, you call that coon a jungle bunny instead

>>34319461
Read it in his voice