YLYL /k/ edition

>>34300938
how even

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>>34300891
I don't know what it is about that HiPoint that just makes me kek every time I see it.

>>34300943
Squib

>>34300943
Squib

>>34300891
Is it not called one none one one?
it's literally 1 9 1 1 that's how I've been saying it

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>>34301023
Do you say the year as two zero one seven? Jesus, you're autistic.

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>>34300891
Russia stronk....BLYAT!

>>34301032
I didn't know it was named after a year
naming something after a year is what's autistic

>>34300943
perfection

>>34303377
Do you also say A R ONE FIVE and A K FOUR SEVEN?

>>34303437
I say FN Five Seven, does that count?

>>34301032
> Texas drawl confirmed for evolving into Eldritch speech

>>34303463
Wel that's how you are supposed to say FN Five-Seven

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>>34300891
holy shit this is so funny. I've got to send this to everyone at the office.

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I'll post some of the dumb shit I have on my phone

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>>34303676

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>>34300943
Glock

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>>34303690
I imagine this one will rub someone up the wrong way.

>>34303377

I'm gonna give (you) the benefit of the doubt and say you're only pretending you be autistic

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>>34303701

>>34303377
>I didn't know it was named after a year
How?

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It's preferable if you read with your hand on your dick.

>>34300943
Dry Run

>>34300943
10mm

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>when a weeaboo challenges a knight into a duel

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>>34303377

IDK if you are serious, but:

>MP44
>MP38
>MP40
>1903/ A3
>1894 Leveraction
> 1897 Winchester shotgun
>1919 Browning
> AK47

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>>34303464
underrated

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>>34303735

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>>34303594

GET OFF MY BOARD ROBOT REEEEEE

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>>34300891

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>>34306673

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>>34300891

>>34306720
>would unironically get one

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>>34306781
same

>>34306720
>implying
fuck you that's neat and i want one now

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>>34306673

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>>34306940

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>>34300891

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>>34306914
It makes me happy my post is saved for future pleasure.

>>34307504
could someone change this to daytime and nighttime /k/?

>>34307622
No

>>34307504
>9gag

>>34303377
How old are you and did you just come from Reddit?

>>34300943
Squids

>>34300891
I've had people come into my store and call them 911 or m911 or model 11.

>>34307504
I trust everyone enjoyed themselves shit-posting in the caliber discussion thread, but now to the task at hand.

Gentlemen, what shall we do about Pomeranians?

>>34307941
Kick them? I can't stand small yappy dogs. They're ok if they're not loud, but the noisy ones have to go.

>>34308148
is this real

>>34308228
Could be, from what I hear hippos are tough as hell and extremely dangerous game. Buckshot is definitely not recommended to hunt them, which the guy looks like he has some sort of double barrel, could also be a slug, but also not a good idea

Just speculation though, any actual safari hunters here?

>>34308403
yea, it's real. That "double barrel" you see is a large bore double barreled rifle. I have no idea what it's chambered in, but those bullets get big. Look up "700 Nitro Express" and realize that's not even the biggest load one can chamber and shoot from a double barreled rifle.

>>34308148
>massive terrifying beast charging gets shot a fuckton in the face and starts spewing blood out of its nostrils
not really YLYL material but holy fuck that is entertainmenting

>>34308460
>700 Nitro Express
Oh shit, didn't even consider that.
Forgot some of those fuck-huge rounds were fired from what are essentially modified shotguns

>>34308403
Hippos are the most dangerous thing on the continent besides AIDS. For river cows with chronic diarrhea they sure are pissy. I have three friends with permits to hunt there but they never attempted hippos. One of them had a lion pelt in his living room. One of them also made the massive mistake of using a bolt action large bore rifle to shoot a bull elephant and he braced his back against a tree. The rifle broke his clavicle and the recoil slung the bolt across his cheek and left a scar.

>>34306970
>>34306922
why did the libertarian right take on the image of the authoritarian right?

>>34308759
Because communism is the polar opposite to Libertarian right

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>>34306720
at this point just get a fucking pistol or even a .410 revolver holy shit why am i mad.

>>34308148
Hunterfag here. That video is taken from one of several sold by a white hunter (that is the legal term for a hunting guide) named Mark Sullivan. He got in a bunch of shit some years ago because his videos made safari hunters look like the bloodthirsty caricatures PETA and WWW like to pretend we all are. He willfully provoked charges of wounded game and acted the fool, IMHO. Still does.

He also had a habit of shooting client's game for them, which you can see in some of his videos (he is supposed to be the backup, not the hunter). On the other hand, he's undoubtedly both a skilled guide as well as a good shot with his double rifle, a 600 Nitro Express.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kO2Kpih-7s

Note that heavy express rifles are built much, well, heavier than shotguns. They look similar but up close there's a huge difference.

>>34303464
Ia Ia!! Pfhngluey glomnofk Chuck Norris Dallas Wghagnl Ftaggin.

>>34303437
Hey dipshit, the AR-15 wasn't named after the year. >>34304193

>>34307504
Nah, that's bullshit. Just bring up pitbulls and the faggots come out of the the woodwork.

>>34303240
Isn't this the exact reason why cage armor works????

Like the muniton hits something before hiting the solid armor of the vehicle tank???/

>>34308346
>Pettyful white man, you think that can penetrate my forcefield?

>>34310244
You mean spaced armor? No that's mainly for rocket propelled grenades, that was just a straight up deflection/bounce which can easily happen if the angle of penetration is poor.

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>>34303377

>>34309765
He never said it was, just pointed out the way you pronounce model names is autistic as fuck

>>34300943
Squib

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>>34300891

>>34303240

Hahahaha

>>34303377

>>34309809
For the last fucking time faggots there's nothing wrong with pit bulls. It's all about how you raise them, as long as you're not some fucking Jamal Hernandez cutting their vocal cords and training them to maul anything that comes through your door they are the best fucking family dogs ever you raging fucking cunts.

>>34311470
I always find some /an/on like you spouting the same shit

Listen, my family's friends had a couple pitbulls, they got them as puppies, and they grew up with the families sons and daughters
Suddenly, some day, without any provocation, they started biting the fuck of one of the smaller daughter's face, she had to get it reconstructed
turns out it's not an isolated example. When pitbulls go old, they have a high chance to get fucked in the head and go rogue
If you knew a little about pitbulls and other dangerous races of dogs, you'd know it's more than just raising them right

>>34308759
Authoritarian left just won't leave people the fuck alone. Plus it's cool to be edgy.

>>34303463
>>34303481
>not saying Five-seveN
Em-fah-size those sil-laa-bulls

>>34306720
Almost correct:
Not a shotgun, mfgd without buttstock
Not an sbs, since was never modified and is over 26" total.
The only category it fits as is the generic term firearm.

>>34303700
keck

>>34304123
>ships
>him
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34308759
A state is needed to remove commie.

>>34300943
Octopus

>>34300938
>>34300943

(((40s&w)))

>>34307904
I call them Colt .45s when talking to plebs
but I prefer to call it an m1911

>>34303240
>Strength . . . . 0
>Perception . . .0
>Endurance . . .0
>Charisma . . . 0
>Intelligence. . . 0
>Agility. . . . . . .0
>Luck . . . . . . 10

>>34310504
somehow this caption made me laugh, so I lost
I laugh every time I see it, that face...

>>34311470
The only thing wrong with pit bulls is that they're extremely high energy. They are very friendly, but having a dog that is bouncing off the walls is just a pain in the ass, and this is coming from a guy who owns German Shepherds

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>>34303701
omg i just lost

>>34312047
Only true in case of Bismarck, anon

>>34312378
Lada deserves at least a 5 in endurance...

>>34306802
What is Slav?

>>34307941
Kick them

>>34313463
...baby don't hurt me...no more

>>34313463
underrated

>>34301023
Go to a gun store and ask to see their 1-9-1-1s

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>>34308759

>Gadsden
>Tea Party
>Authoritarian

Got you OP
>>34299827

>>34306897
>when you win a lot of battles but still lose the war somehow

>>34307055
>that first guy commenter who got absolutely cucked out of any (you)s

>>34314139
Hello I'd like to see the 1 9/11s

>>34303701
mfw i got a 121 gt

>>34308148
Haha he antagonized and killed the animal when it defended itself hahaha

What the fuck is wrong with these shitheads?

>>34312378
>Squib
holy water at work

>>34308759
>>34311713
Basically, this. It's funny and hip and cool to be edgy and contrarian, and always has been.
Also something something cucks JIDF da joos leftists degenerates buzzword buzzword buzzword.

>>34303641
Coming from a guy who has used obrez for self defense, this is accurate

>>34311574
I always find some faggot like you spouting the same shit

Listen, I have a pitbull and he's a great dog. Never bit anybody, friendly as hell unless a dog is picking on my little 12-lb papillon mix. One day, without provocation, he started licking my face like he does pretty much all the time. When pitbulls get old, they have a high chance of finally calming down from the hyperactive spazzes that they are for most of their lives. If you knew a little about pitbulls and other dangerous races of dogs (nigger did you really say "races of dogs?") you'd know it's pretty much always down to how you raise them.

See, I can share anecdotes too.

>>34309390
thanks for info.

>>34317760
Story?

>>34300891
Like myself, anyone who works or has worked in a funstore can confirm 9/11 should be on this list, shit you not I've heard them called that so many times.

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>>34303886
That's fuckin' A-game right there

>>34311470

Nice happy middle class white family in front of me. Love their dogs like all white cucks do.

Dog from friendly environment escapes, goes into my yard, and bites my dog.

A year later bites his daughters arm.

But hey. I know no one can convince you of genetics

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>>34303701

>>34317842

The difference is I can google statistics showing how pitbulls are genetically more prone to violence.

The difference is your side of the argument ONLY has anecdotes

>>34317022

They were hunting it idiot. What the hell is wrong with people like you?

>>34318607
I don't think anon can hear you

>>34311014
>whatliberalsactuallybelieve.gif

>>34318750
I'd be more inclined to believe those stats if the people who work with them could actually identify a pitbull.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S109002331500310X

Now imagine how many of those reported "pitbull attacks" are mislabeled. Jesus Christ, maybe if you were actually a gun owner you'd understand how stats can be manipulated or straight made up to suit a popular narrative. Now go neck yourself you double faggot.

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>>34300943
Squib

>>34311470
they say the same things about niggers, but I am dubious of that too

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>>34306693
I love youtube closed captioning.
>tfw no car neighbors

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>>34319489
jesus fucking christ on a bloody stick how the fucking hell are they not landing any shots HOW ARE THEY MISSING THEY ARE LESS THAT 3 METERS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AHHHHH

>>34300943
Nerve Gas

>>34319489
>console players

>>34307941
Kick them.

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>>34308759
Because they subconsciously realized it's the most efficient way to remove commies

>>34305261
cringe

>>34319134
now you get what the term anecdote means

Your single bad source is an anecdote
The vast majority of sources declare pitbulls and mastiffs as more violent dogs as a whole
it doesnt mean all pitbulls are gonna bite your face off, but they will more on statistics

>>34300943
Swamp Gas

>>34303437
What fucking year do you think ARs were developed?

>>34321221
this

It's pretty obvious that certain dogs are more violent than others to anyone with atleast a little experience on life
Dont call them energetic or ''enthusiastic'', they are literally generally more dangerous than the other dogs
I dont care you own a pitbull and get butthurt and try to say that all dogs behaviour depend on its raising, it's just not true

Fucking hell, look it up

>Pitbull
>mastiff
>bulldog
Are all races specifically bred for war. Their main purpose being fighting.
That's the reason a lot of them have mental or phisical problems when they age
they have been bred over with relatives so much that they develop problems

>>34318607
I legally have an obrez

Guy breaks into house in the middle of nowhere (100 miles away from life) obviously to kill me.

Cant find my AR or my glock 26

See obrez

Loaded

Use obrez to kill guy very well

Like he had a fist sized hole in him

Dont feel like calling cops

Bury body in shallow grave 20 miles away

Go to sleep feeling safe

>>34321281
Bullshit straight from the redditor's mouth.

>>34300943
skub

>>34306848
The fucking Horror.

>>34311470
The fact that your example of an inadequate owner is "Jamal Hernandez" shines quite a light on your hypocrisy.

>>34315523
Jill Valentine has been giving me a boner ever since I was 10 years old

>>34300943
Scoob

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>>34303464

>>34307013
I've always considered slashing someone's tires to be the lowliest of shitty things you can do to someone but I would slash three of his and fill his tank with sugar or acetone or something, maybe wood varnish? (not sure what that would do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) . Not because I'm that butthurt about what it says, but because I'm also annoyed by people who are this obnoxious. It seems worth it to fuck with this asshole.

>>34322295
I'm really sorry someone fucked your wife while you were at basic.

>>34307941
>love them
nah, kick them

>>34311470
>can breed dogs to be smart or ocd as fuck like collies or shepherds
>can't breed dogs to be aggressive or crazy
pick one please

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>>34308148
Brutal.

>>34319489
hhahahahaha what the fuck

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>>34306693

>>34308568
They are in no way modified shotguns. They are double rifles.

>>34321567
Why do they do this?

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>>34300891
fixed

Does anyone have the image depicting /k/ discussing star forts and cutting undersea cables?

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>>34321395
Now that she's retired...

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>>34309809
>>34311574
AND JUST LIKE SCHLOCKWORK

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>>34300943

>>34303464
Feck, my sides.

>>34311470
>best family dog ever
they're not though. they're not even fluffy. what's the fucking point of a family dog that's not fluffy.

>>34300953
i...i dont... its like seeing a kardashian and a classy chick in the same room

>>34323669

Doesn't have a fully supported chamber meaning the threshold for how out of spec amunition can be before catastrophic failure is much lower. At least that's what I've been told, could be completely wrong but never plan on owning a Glock anyway so never took the time to verify.

>>34300943
Why do you think gun shows always say NO DRY FIRING?

>>34326308
You want fluffy do you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2HUOnDQy4

Prepare for maximum fluff.

>>34303498
Agreed. Cider is better than IPAs by a Longshot

>>34321221
No, my pitbull that I own has never bitten anyone or any other dog. This is a fact. Not an "anecdote"

>>34300943
A Sailor (Squid)

>>34306788
I feel like the more those words are used the less funny they get.

>>34306897
You still got driven out and America will never be owned by your royalty again, eat shit Nigel.

>>34322310
>fucked your wife while you were at basic
I did that. he's married to her now and has forgiven me so i guess its cool

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>>34310504
My meme surely had a long way from /vg/.

>>34309390

does the animals he kill get eaten or is he just killing innocent animals to feel special?

>>34324038
Ian please

>>34308148
Where do I download the full movie?

>>34327893
one of my friends has a samoyed, dog is dope as fuck

like all other spitz dogs though it needs an owner who can actually fucking train it, not just teach it to fetch

>>34321277
Even the chubby funster that is the English Bulldog?

>>34300943
Squad

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Norinco handpistol made as Italy

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>>34300891
6 gorillion years in paint

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Whoo! Another /k/ humor thread, time to dump

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>>34328796
MRE MAN, CLOGGER OF MEN'S BUTTS AND BULKER OF MEN'S GAINS

>>34328783
What liberals believe

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>>34328807

>>34328807
This is great.

I wish I was qualified for the military.

>>34328830
What's preventing you? I'm not able to until I can go for a year without medication

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>>34328783
>Non
>Stop
>Warfare

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>>34328821

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>>34328847

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I NEED SOMEBODY TO POST THE FUCKING NUCLEAR CATERPILLAR SCREENCAP!

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>>34319753
same

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>>34328860

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>>34328876
Thanks!

>>34317022
Sociopaths that like killing things just for the sake of killing things.

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>>34328897
Also from that thread, the milkshake incident

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>>34328912
Last one for the night before I'm off. I'll be back

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>>34328876

>>34328926
You are the real mvp right now.

>>34321333
FUCK YOU

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>>34328951
>YFW

>>34306720
>lazer on top
fuck me thats actually not a bad idea

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>>34308759

>>34326664
That was an old generation in .40. Fixed now supposedly

>>34328957
ANTI SKUB FOR LIFE

Can someone post the german gunner at normandy cap?

>>34328876
>gas in germany
somehow i don't think that story is real

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>>34328876
Five minutes of quiet coughing, wheezing, and "TSSSSS TSSSSSSSS TSSSSSSSSHEHEHEHE" hissing noises well spent.

>>34300891
MCMXI

>>34304123
>bold headed eagle

>>34306897
Why was the war of 1812 such a shit show for America? I know that there was a lack of good military leadership but I am sure there was more to it than that.

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>>34328182

>acuse

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>>34306897

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>>34328783
>non stop warfare

>>34319489
I keep seeing this everywhere. What is it? A video, a movie, a game, an advertisement?

>>34322295
You know you're expected to have a sense of humor on these ylyl threads, otherwise you're just cheating.

>>34327962
You are aware that the fact you are referring to your dog is what makes it anecdotal, Right?
Facts can be true and anecdotal, One non-violent dog does not mean the breed as a whole is non-violent

"evidence collected in a casual or informal manner and relying heavily or entirely on personal testimony."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anecdotal_evidence

>>34301573
That was on a test range to prove that the M4 IS SHIT TIER

>>34328373
The meat gets divided and eaten by the local villagers, the hunter only takes the trophy

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>>34328840
Autism
Previous injuries
Felonies/misdemeanors
"""Tattoos""""

Friend of mine wanted to join the Navy, got denied because of a sprained ankle that was ironically my fault.

I'll never tell him but I believe I did him a favor.

>>34330985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8OPrBjJNQ

>>34306652
Your frog is making me uncomfortable
>/Pol/

>>34306720
>quieting saving photo for future terminator larping session

>>34331999
trips of truth

>>34332264
What's this meme called?

I saw one about pissing in the toilet before and I fell out of my chair laughing

>>34303419
kek

>>34330295
Because we didn't have a standing army and everything important happened at sea.

>>34303464
surprising kek

>>34319489
>video_game_journalist_plays_the_new_resident_evil.mp4

>>34313358
Bismarck's CO was a fucking weirdo. Even the crew thought he was a retard. Ships are beautiful ladies, anon.

>>34308759

Commie here. They're both retarded.

>>34301573
>>34331166
yeah, nevermind that the gas system was packed full of some material, which would wreck any other rifle, piston or DI.

it was part of a giant ad for HK on why you totally need to buy their brand new $10,000 HK416tm that is impervous to literally everything where the m4 explodes if you put it in a puddle.

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>>34306720
>Winchester 1887
>or Mossberg Shockwave
decisions, decisions...

>>34328796
>when the translator fails and everybody knows you're a shoggoth
That thread was gold.

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>>34306922

>>34319489
When the lag hits and the mesh and hit box go separate ways lmao

>>34325797
Boner killed

>>34328524
Lost

>>34301573
I vaguely remember how hilariously biased this demonstration was to make the 416 look so much better. I think for the 416 he did the full on lean-forward-tap-out before firing, unlike tilting that one back to intentionally clog it.

H&K quality.

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>>34315668
>US invades and completes none of their wargoal objectives
>Hastily sue for peace when the entire British Army, fresh from Napoleonic Wars victories and battle hardened.
>To this day still think they won the war

Eat my Canadian asshole, yankee doodle dandy. :^)

>>34333236
>invades

>>34332178

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>>34333278

>>34319489
Counter Strike at 300 ping . webm

>>34321277
It has to do more with selective breeding, violent dogs are being mated with other violent dogs and the result are violent dogs, reputable breeders take the dogs personality as an indicator to decide whether to breed the dog or not.
Dogs also learn quickly about how to act from their surroundings.
In the past and in clandestine puppy mills sometimes violence is breed for.
Particular breeds react differently to stimuli as well.
It's interesting to look at the fox domestication experiments where fixes are breed selectively for docility and they start taking characteristics of docile dogs like droopy ears and shorter snouts.

>>34308759
Because people don't like to admit they're the bad guy.

At least, at first anyway...

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>>34328131
jesus fuckin christ shit for brains that aint the revolution it's the war of 1812

>>34328783
I like to think this was a presentation by someone like Jon Ossoff at a DNC convention. With that being said, what the fuck did I even read just now.

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>>34308403
I do big game, water buffalo the few times I've gotten to go ( well once I also did gemsbok)

>>34308718
hippos are incredibly dangerous, but pound for pound I'd say the cape buffalo are the most dangerous game.

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>>34333236
>US invades and completes none of their wargoal objectives
>US invades
>invades
Canadian education, everybody.
>>34333760
>implying 1812 wasn't the sequel that was received so poorly in Britain, the bongs collectively said that it ended the way they wanted to, stuttering and REEE-ing internally the whole time

>>34332264
There should be one last one that says
>Glawk FOTAY

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>>34332798

>>34333537
What is this meme called?

>>34335084

I'm not a child so I do not get this cartoon reference. Sorry.

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>>34335108
>cartoons r 4 kidz!
>live action is 4 grown-ups!
Found the underage.

>>34335108
And you guys wonder why everyone dislikes you

>>34335151

I didn't say that either. I mostly don't consume capitalist shit if I can avoid it. I don't watch television whether it's live action or cartoons.

>>34335173

Sorry, I'm just having a bad day and being somewhat snidey. I try not to be a jackass because you're right, it's the path to dislike.

>>34321277
I had a Bullmastiff. It was lazier than my fat english bulldog and non aggressive it's whole life. Also bulldogs were originally bred to fight bulls. Except they haven't been bred for that in over 100 years. They've been bred to be retarded unhealthy companions who want to lay in your lap and slobber all day.

>>34335176
>I prefer not to consume your capitalist media
Why, is it hard to see from under a fedora that size?

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>>34335435

I don't have a fedora.

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>>34335880
Not him, but why don't you prove it, nice guy?

>>34328721
Cover Mr. Browning in lens flare and you got yourself a meme there, partner.

>>34336036

Not entirely sure how I can prove I don't have something? If I wanted to deceive you I would just hide it, assuming I did have it.

I have legitimately been thinking about getting a wide-brimmed hat though and kind of looking at actual fedoras meant for outside use. Not trilbies or like "gangster" headwear.

>>34321558
>>But Julian this is a pirate's gun

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>>34336090
You prove it by showing us the state of your room, your shaving kit, and your hands.

>>34336256

Nice try, NSA.

>>34336225

i guess that makes you long john dickweed then.

>>34300891
Could some pls post that copypaste with the bomb-rigged EOD bot asploding ISIS while mariachi music plays?

>>34334046
America did invade though. They were being antagonized with what your picture mentions, and Britain was trying to fuck America over, so it's not like it was undeserved.
But it was America that technically started it. Kinda like when your brother is being a faggot and holding his finger a mm from you saying "not touching".
Sure, he deserves to be smacked, but you're still gonna get in shit for starting a fight.

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>>34336284
>tfw anon proves he's a neckbeard and probably owns a fedora
>>34336475
How did we start the fight? We were just trying to build an economy and Britain's dumb ass pulled that "no touching" shit.

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>>34328926
>>34328946
Thanks man, I got a lot more now that I'm back

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>>34319636

>>34312047
But american ships are named after men.

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>>34335176
Nigger everything you eat, drink, read, watch, and use is a product of capitalism. Unless you live in a fucking commune and are posting from the computer you liberated from the bourgeoisie, you're partaking in capitalism.

>>34319489

Legitimately there's not an obligatory Japanese

>Oh, you're GOOD.

break in there somewhere.

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>>34336550

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>>34336669
Darn, got so close on those numbers

>>34300943
Skeef

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>>34336680
Bruce Campbell appears in the Belgian military

>>34306651
now that is my kind of dream man

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>>34336495
America was the side to officially declare war.
If I remember right Britain was trying to keep America from supplying France, some they were dealing with the whole Napoleon situation. I've no idea if America was involved, or if they even cared. But that's about how it was.

If there was another way around, I can't say, but America did certainly invade, and it went terribly for them. At least for the first while

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>>34336723
They still have the system in place to let me know if there is a duplicate image, right?

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>>34336772

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>>34307716
le weekend gunnit

(actually don't have too much hate for that subreddit, just reposts and that weeb fagget, at the very least it's redpilling first time gun owners and teenagers that consider their father's guns theirs)

>>34336737
>citizens are being kidnapped
>tell Britain to stop it
>Britain replies with "no u"
>declare war in hopes of forcing Britain to stop being a spoiled nigger-tier child
>somehow it's your fault
And this makes sense how, nigger?

>>34328064
They're normal nemes now same with "Did you just assume my gender???"

Over usage runned it.

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>>34306607

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>>34306651
I got one that's also dream related here

>>34328064
That's the nature of anything meme or joke related. It gets worse over time

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>>34322295
why? making light of a very common situation that's completely the girl's fault is pretty funny.

military wife cheating on their husband that's out on deployment is one of the only accepted forms of misogyny in the mainstream.

it's an entry level insight into the mind of a woman, most people won't accept that women gain weight and stop putting out once married, but in general they'll accept that military wives cheat and are full of themselves.

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>>34335151
lol archer xD

>>34303240
0.8mm actual
1000mm effective

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>>34307055
Oh Lord why am I laughing at that

>>34315523
I may need a source on this

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