ITT: Depictions of guns in media that makes you irrationally angry

>>34297977
It also fires guided bullets and is invisible to anyone who isn't a Stand user, what's up?

>>34297977

In this case, it's because it's not actually a gun. What The Emperor more or less is is a psychic manifestation of Whole Horse's ability to shoot mind bullets, and it's shaped like a gun because it requires the gesture to activate and can't fight on its own like, say, Star Platinum. What you're seeing is in no sense a gun, it's an impressionist psychic imitation of a gun.

>>34298012
Fucking weebs, it doesn't matter if it's imaginary, if I think of a revolver right now I'm going to think of something that has a functional cylinder

>>34298026
And such sadly constrained imaginative faculties are why he's a Stand user, shooting bullets with his mind, and you're not.

>>34298059
It's a fucking CARTOON you dip, no one can shoot bullets with their mind.

>>34298093
Wait, you can't shoot bullets with your mind? You sir have not been taught how to properly shoot bullets.

>>34297977
IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON

>>34297977
>this magical cartoon gun isn't realistic
Next OP is gonna go tell Gundam fans that gravity doesn't allow 30 meter tall robots to punch each other and fight with lightsabers while at the same time wondering how come he has no friends

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>>34298093
>he hasnt become the bullet

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>>34298457
>He doesn't know there is no bullet

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>>34298457

His training is weak. He is an embarassment to his ancestors.

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>>34298093
"I do not shoot with hand. He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind."

-Roland, the Gunslinger (Steven King)

Damn these books are a gem, I'm on #3

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>>34298472
>post modernism hippy shit
I shoot bullets with my mind, therefor i (the bullet) am

>>34298499
But there is no you

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>>34298524
I shoot mind bullets, huff hoppes, and am content

>>34298495
They get weird.

>>34298495
wizard and glass is interesting but slogs on for way too long

>>34298012
cartoons are gay

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nice RPG-7- I mean Panzerfaust

>1933ish
>Panzerfausts were't a thing until 1943

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>>34299029

>using a gun that wasn't even off the blueprints yet

i guess the mp-28 wasn't sexy enough.

>>34298457
>he hasn't taken the pebble from his hand
What's your excuse grasshopper?

>>34299039
>i guess the mp-28 wasn't sexy enough
i personally beg to differ

>>34297977
>gun that dont belong geographically
>infamous infinite ammo cheatcodes in movies
>anything in the walking dead
>when a character presses a semi auto pistol tight up against someone and it still fires (fight me. The gun can go out of battery)
>backward scopes
>getting hit with buckshot sending people through a glass sliding door and embeds the body into a wall

>>34298026
This

This board may have started as a French bread baking board and it's owned by chinkmoot. But that doesn't mean every neet on here knows about amine.

>>34298059
>if I use large words and construct my sentences to sound like Joseph Conrad my point will become valid

Im not hating on you I'm hating on this flawed, stupid, argument technique.

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>>34298495
I've probably read them at least 4 times on various deployments.
>pic related
Also so many quotes that just scream western shootout.

"Roland Deschain."
"You know of me?"
"Yes, I recognized you by your mouth. It's the same mouth as your mother who did so suck John Farson's dick with glee."
>headshot
The entire series is just awesome banter really.

>characters in True Grit still having the ability to hear despite regularly firing guns next to their heads or in caves

Relevant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=geIH4iM-qqo

>>34299117
this
.45/.357/nearly any revolver would shatter an eardrum within a few rounds without protection.
Reason why all the hardasses back than would say "You want to repeat that?" it wasn't always stand offish. They legit couldn't fucking hear so they turn their non firing side ear towards them.

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>pump-action double barrel shotgun
wut

>>34297977
It looks like a backup pepperbox.

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>>34297977
only slightly better than ALL the chambers connecting to the barrel

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>>34297977

>>34299136
357 didn't come out til 1935, long after the end of the "wild" west.

45 Colt is a low pressure cartridge and really isn't that loud, especially with black powder.

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Never ceases to amaze me

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>fired handgun's slide doesn't move despite ejected casing
>no rearedback slide after last shot
>revolver ejects casing
>no recoil or hyperexaggerated recoil

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This bullpup in Titanfall 2
That magazine
Please help me it is killing me inside.

>>34297977
>talks about bad gun depictions
>posts a stand
It's like you want us to know you're a fag

>>34298026
It kind of does, because the mechanics of a real revolver is very irrelevant and it's appearance can be as abstract as you want.

>>34299039
The MP28 is kind of hard to find IIRC because a lot of them were destroyed under the Treaty Of Versailles.

Not many are in the US, and even fewer would be in movie armories (maybe even none), so I would actually be very surprised to see one on the silver screen.

>>34299071
>amine
Well, he seems like a one-hit wonder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j8ecF8Wt4E

>>34300287
That rifle is straight out of Koborov's asshole of germanic-slav space magic

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>>34300414
Beat me to it. Somehow the slavs and their bakelite insanity managed to make it work.

Meanwhile, the AR still has a 6" buffer tube stuck to the back of a 6" BCG.

>>34300530
You know the buffertube fills a purpose, right?

>>34300547
Oh, I do. I'm just shocked that nobody has ever tried to adapt the stoner gas system to a shorter BCG and relocated buffer system. It wouldn't be that hard, and would fix just about the only thing that's "wrong" with the AR platform.

>>34300562
The buffer is fine where it is though.

>>34300562
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LR-300

>>34298495
Stop after that one. God the trailer for the movie is so heartbreaking. Not because of Idris, but the reloading...they could have just made him faster

>>34300287
>space TKB with a stretched stock
Not seing the problem?

>>34299862
As someone who came very close to buying a 686+ last month, and opted for a 627 instead, I find this image topically hilarious.

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>>34299914

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>>34299352
SEND HELP

>>34299934
>>revolver ejects casing
i have never seen this

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all of the guns in XCOM EU are terrible

the lasers and plasma get a pass because scifi, whatever, but the projectile weapons are all really stupid

>>34299029
That's an rpg2
And rpg2s dont look like panzerfaust

>>34299029
Funnily enough, they were going to use a Panzerfaust until they realized they didn't exist yet, so that thing was used instead.

>>34302493
The concept of EU annoys me

>there's aliens
>they can be killed with small arms
>almost every conceivable population center on earth has some form of military or law enforcement force with small arms
>shall we overwhelm them with company or battalion sized infantry forces, artillery, armor, and air strikes
>no, let's fly over four to six people from the fucking Congo to deal with it

I understand that it's necessary, but it triggers my autism.

>>34297977
That's not a real physical gun, but some kind of super power manifestation that shoots equally super powered projectiles with controllable traveling paths.
>stands ain't gonna explain shit

>>34302805
Long War does a bit to mitigate it, but it's still fucking retarded.

Xenonauts does a better job of it.

>>34298524
cogito ergo sum

>>34302939
This sentence is the single greatest philosophical blunder in history.

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>>34298495
Listen to >>34301419

Six is terrible and I'm part way through seven and it's not any better.

>>34302951
Enlighten us, oh modern Derrida.

Tell us how existence gets in the way of your forgone conclusions, so you must now do away with the concept of existence itself.

>>34302447
THE PAIN

>>34298495
It ends with roland realizing he has been to the tower many times before, each time he gets sent back in time to book one and starts over. Also jake dies.

>>34299904
Thank you.

>>34302493
That General you rescue in one of the council mission's (VanDoorn?) comments on their gear being too advanced or something.... I assumed the basic ballistic ones being heavily modified with exotic materials/ammo and whatnot.

As for the appearance... I though the were bulky and cartoony to ve able to tell them apart in the normal view and as a nod to the comic book a esthetic of the old games.

>>34298012

anime was a mistake

>>34302447
ALL THE GUNS IN THAT GAME ARE LEFT HANDED TOO. IT ANNOYS ME.

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>>34298495
There is always a man, there is always a tower...

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>>34304086
At least the universe felt sorry for him and gave Roland the Horn of Jericho so he could potentially break the cycle.

>>34302962
>>34301419
WTF are you talking about? Wizard and Glass is the best book in the series. Stop reading after 5. Song of Susannah is shit and The Dark Tower made me want to run over Stephen King with a Van, again...

I will not be watching the Movie because if any of King's book to movie adaptations mean anything (not including IT and The Green Mile), The Dark Tower will be a huge letdown and disappointment.

>>34307774
1st book and the last page of the last book are the only things worth reading from that series.

>>34299071
Well you see amine itself is not often known, but all neets have handled amine in some form, usually in the medications they take while pretending to be retarded to reel in thos autismbux.

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>>34299934
>slide locks back after last shot, but when reloading it magically slides forward again and the character pulls back the slide to load another round in the chamber

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34299029
>criticising that and not the tank abortion

>>34299117
>being so autistic that you want a film script to be added to with 20 minutes of 'WHAT DID YOU SAY?'

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Rewatched Copycat and this scene made me think of you /k/

>>34300287
>By the time i hear titanfall 2
>Sees this weapon
Alien Kalashnikov why.

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guys

guys

GUYS

CHAINGUN LMAO

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>>34298026
>>34297977
It's literally a ghost.

Later on there is a user who uses an actual handgun and his stand works by controlling the ammunition.

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>>34301472
>bullpup

>>34297977
The Intirety of the revanant was a great movie except for the flint locks. THE FRIZZEN WAS OPEN AND HER FIRES A SHOT. THE INTIRE TIME. OR THE PISTOL THAT FIRES TWICE.

>>34310378
That poor chick could've used a hand...

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>>34310599

Hue.

>>34301361
The LR300 is shit though.

>>34310601
That's some pretty fancy operating.

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>>34310601
>pulls the charging handle like a backwards day ak handle then hits the bolt release anyway

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>>34310722

Geez you're so uncool anon.

>>34310788
Do these guys have superhot powers or something

>>34310759
>shooting towards your companion while on a motorcycle with a pistol.
>scoring perfect headshots
I believe it, my grandpa was killed in the holocaust when a nazi riding a motor cycle through camp threw a hatchet at him.

>>34310812
It's fucking Resident Evil, what do you want? Check out Resident Evil 4 for even more crazy shit.

Leon supplexing a dude, so his head slams into the floor and explodes, is among the least asinine things in that game, and there are endless opportunities for you to do it.

>>34310499
See >>34300530

>>34310601
Chris Sena!

>>34310788
This is Equilibrium tier...

AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

>>34302939
You don't think. There is thought. This is an important difference.

>>34310788
m203+bayonet gets me hard

>>34298495
the series hits an irredeemable wall of shit after book 3, shame really because it had a lot of potential

also the ending is kinda crap, it makes sense but it also leaves a shitton of unanswered questions and doesn't offer any closure of any kind to the reader

for instance, why on this one loop out of potentially billions and billions of total loops roland has gone through does gan decide to give roland the horn of jericho?

it all seemed like a bit of an asspull to me, like king couldn't come up with a decent ending so he went with the first idea he had: it's all a loop

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>>34312528
>>34312636
This feels like Call of Duty

>>34312847
Nah, in colladoodie they'd both be trading shots from behind cover in really unexciting ways

>>34313047

>playing original Call of Duty Deathmatch
>round the corner with a Garand just as a guy gets on a machine gun nest
>successfully strafe and one shot him
>I ain't got time to bleed.jpg

>>34300562
You don't watch forgotten weapons?

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>>34312636
RE4 was a fantastic game, but it was the catalyst that turned the RE series into a steaming pile of garbage.

It pains me to say but I would sacrifice RE4 if it meant RE stayed a campy survival horror series.

>>34300562
The Olympic arms OA-93 pistols have no buffer tube

>>34310407
What the fuck is a stand and what show is this.

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>>34298489

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>>34300287
This'll probably rustle your jimmies too.

(Technically it shoots lightning, so the mag is more of a battery)

>>34310378
It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.

>>34310407
>rimless cartridges
>being ejected at all without a moon clip

Kek.

>>34308838
>magically slides forward again
On many pistols you can slap the mag in hard enough to release the slide, but yeah, charging again after that is dumb.

>>34313385

right to left anon, right to left, they're falling out of his cap and into the gun

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>not mad
>just trying to figure out how to build it

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>>34313318
>player goes to -9 HP
>cut off his fucking arm and the top of his head
>le ebin crit fails
>le ebin nat 20s
christ I think I just got cancer.

>>34312528
>DarkSoulsWithGuns.webm

>>34313433

>giant boulder made of glocks

>>34312528
>Gun equivalent of Flynning

>>34313408
OK then fine

>successfully loads gun in retarded way
>still rimless cartridges
>still stuck in cylinder
>still gets btfo by not using moon clips like a non autistic person
>would probably have been even faster than tilting his cap forward

>>34313385
revolver with head spacing ?

>>34299029
Don't forget about the tank

>>34313485
There's still nothing for the ejector to grab onto. I guess you could pick them out one by one, burning your fingers in the process.

>>34313518

His bullet elves take care of that

>STALKER
>Left-side ejection ports
>Terrible stiff and clunky animations
>Those awful sights

>>34313567
>Terrible stiff and clunky animations
naw arma is worse
AA is better

>>34313280
A physical manifestation of
it's user psyche introduced on Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 3. It can do anything from punch people to grant some abstract ass superpowers to be used in the most asspullish ways. It's a surprisingly good show.

>>34313485
I'll just chalk it to Araki not caring/researching enough about funs.

>>34311537
KA is a wheel. He said that shit from the beginning.

>>34297977

>expecting japs to know how guns work when they've never even seen one in their entire lives let alone shoot one
>watching nip cartoons to begin with

>>34314239
>>expecting japs to know how guns work when they've never even seen one in their entire lives let alone shoot one

saw enough to kill your daddy's daddy on okinawa

>>34310601
>>34310759
>>34310788
>>34312528
>>34312636
It's like they sat down, smoked a bunch of weed and watched John Wick and Equilibrium 20 times and said "okay let's do this with our RE movie but make it even more ridiculous"

>>34313047
CoD doesn't have cover mechanics

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>>34302805
>YOU ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST, WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ARMS AND ARMOR ON THE PLANET

>can't dome an ayy from literally point blank

>>34314263
dude have you played any of the modern RE games? they're all like that. any scene with Leon in it is always a good time because you know he's gonna flip kick a bitch through a laser grid or something

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>>34307364
theyre supposed to look like GI Joes on purpose but their weapons have pretty clear inspirations. like, the assault rifle is just a more toy-like version of an ACR or SCAR. the LMG is an M60 with a body kit, The launcher is a SMAW kinda thing. The pistol is literally just an M9 in a holster but they dont take it out of the holster to fire. They're pretty normal weapons and even in-game they're not even as effective as their real life counterparts; the LMG can't destroy cover, the assault rifle has shit accuracy, theyre all just really shit guns

>>34314331
Except RE7.

>>34314377
well yeah but only twitch streamers and stream monsters like RE7 and the only people who bitched and moaned about RE getting too action-y in the first place clearly never played any of the series.

even RE2 and 3 were pretty action packed. 2 literally opens with a gas truck explosion and CV's opening cinematic features Claire getting into running gun battles with Umbrella spooks.

>>34297977
liberal journalists who attempt to describe firearms without knowing anything about them

>any WW2 movie or game
>Battle scene, gunfire and Arty going off
>can clearly hear *ping* from grand clips hitting the ground