Where Is Steve?

>>34297023
Steve is death. He has heard his last hiss.

>>34297023
He died of botulism

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>>34297023
He's finally been laid out onto that big tray in the sky. He's in a nicer place.

>>34297023
I really hope he is, his videos make my days better.

I hope he's ok, but eating stuff 10+ years out of date on a regular basis has to be hell on your health.

One day, somebody on MREinfo is going to open up a package with a single can in it, labeled "Ashes, Steve Thomas" and a canning date of June 2017.

NAY, IT WAS AN HERO YOU FOOKERS

>>34297023
Steve is always very off and on. Collecting and amassing old food stuffs is harder than it looks and he makes his vids for MREinfo more than for the purpose of having a channel.

>"h-hey guys w-welcome b-back"
>"this i-is going t-to be our f-f-first look at a M-Mongolian 24 hour r-r-ration"
>"lets get t-this t-thing open"
>"I-I'm gonna try to k-keep the package intact"
>"s-s-sorry I'm s-shaking so m-much"
>cough
>cough
>"wow i-isnt that cool"
>"l-lets g-get this out onto a t-tray"
>video cuts to a new frame
>the food is mishappenly laid out on the tray
>"hah w-wow that t-took me longer than usual
>"l-lets try some of t-this rice
>Steve picks ups some rice with a spoon
>it all falls off before it reaches his mouth
>"w-well that d-didnt work"
>"it n-needed some f-fish sauce anyway"
>"I remember e-eating auth-thentic fish sauce f-from someone v-very close to m-me a long t-time ago"
>after a few minutes Steve manages to open the fish sauce packet but it spills everywhere
>"o-oh well that okay"
>Steve tries to pick up more rice
>after the third time he manages to eat it without spilling it
>"t-thats pretty g-"
>cough
>cough
>Steve enters a coughing fit that takes up the next several minutes of the video
>"I g-guess we'll h-have to cut this video s-short today"
>cough
>cough
>Steve starts coughing uncontrollably again
>"I guess i-its time to p-put m-m-me out onto a t-tray."
>the last video Steve ever uploads

>>34297108
MREinfo is a nice place.

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>>34297128
F

Here's to you, Steve MRE guy
Every week we ask ourselves why
The last review's behind us away
Open your cans onto a tray

>>34297128
All my F
Goodnight sweet (almost like a shortbread) prince

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>>34297831
Hearty kek.

Every fucking time he hasn't posted in a while you autists freak out and think he's dead. our boy is fine

I thought his content release style was to pump out 2-4 videos, wait 1-2 months, repeat.

>>34298151
>our boy is fine
Until he's not

>>34298164
usually yeah, he has been pretty consistent with getting videos out about once a month but there have been times where there was some time between his content releases.

Hope Steve does a video on the 9 MREs I sent him

>>34299398
That was nice of you. Where were they from, anon?

>>34299407
The napoleonic wars.

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>>34299407
US Gen 1s. Early 80s

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>>34297044
>He's finally been laid out onto that big tray in the sky
N-nice.

>>34297128
Delet this

>>34297023
one of the guys i know from the /k/ meets sent him some MREs from the 80s recently so maybe we will get that video soon.

does he still live in lakeland? i want to see him at an FL meet, maybe we can lure him in with biscuits brown