Weird guns

>>34295773
I don't even want to think about the NDs they had during testing

extra concealed carry

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>have to shit
>forget ass blaster 4000 is still lodged in anus
>shoot yourself in ass because you had to poop
fucking retarded

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>>34295845
No, anon
>Shoot Capitalist pigdog
>"Re-holster" firearm
>Go to bathroom, take Russian sized shit
>Flush
>Evidence disposed of

The bigger issue would be
>Walk around with CC
>It tickles your prostate constantly
>Public erections all the time induced by murder device

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Gorry Toshiro, howu kamu yo fraregun haf tsuree barrer?

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>>34295811
>barrel facing out comrades
>eat too much borscht and golubtsy
>auspiciously massive fart during pressurization on plane, disguised as wild and crazy American guy
>cabin depressurizes at 20,000 feet
>recoil lodges barrel a foot up ass
>crash landing at sea, survivors all cling to seat cushions
>legend spreads of American that farted so hard he downed a 747
>"I love burgers, what can I say fellow Americans?"
>successfully infiltrate American society but must remove gun with salad tongs

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>>34296693
kek'd

>>34295911
It's like a corner shot... that can't shoot around corners.

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>>34295892
>>34295773
The best CC